President Poopypants Whines About Congress

Again. I'm getting really tired of these pressers where Bush pouts and complains about Congress "not doing their job," which is a clever little euphemism for "not doing what I want." It's the height of insolence for the most inflexible jackhole in all of America to waste our time whinging about how Congress won't compromise. Darn those last shreds of Democracy preventing him from being an outright dictator!

I love the way he wheels on the media with utter contempt when they try to ask him questions afterwards, too.



Via Petulant. Transcript below.

Good morning. Congress returns from its two-week Thanksgiving break today. They have just two weeks to go before they leave town again. That's not really a lot of time to squeeze in nearly a year's worth of unfinished business.

In fairness, Congress was not entirely out over the past two weeks. In a political maneuver designed to block my ability to make recess appointments, congressional leaders arranged for a senator to come in every three days or so, bang a gavel, wait for about 30 seconds, bang a gavel again, and then leave. Under the Senate rules, this counts as a full day. If 30 seconds is a full day, no wonder Congress has got a lot of work to do.

Congress needs to start by passing a bill to fund our troops in combat. Beginning in February, I submitted detailed funding requests to Congress to fund these operations in the war on terror. Yet some in Congress are withholding this funding because they want to substitute their judgment for that of our military commanders. Instead of listening to the judgment of General Petraeus, they are threatening to withhold money he needs unless they can mandate an arbitrary date of withdrawal.

This month more of our troops will return home as a result of the success we're seeing in Iraq. People are coming home. For Congress to insist on setting an arbitrary date for withdrawal would put the gains General Petraeus and our troops have made in danger -- and that would threaten the security of our country. It's unconscionable to deny funds to our troops in harm's way because some in Congress want to force a self-defeating policy -- especially when we're seeing the benefits of success.

Secretary Gates and other senior Pentagon officials say the delay in our funding will means this for our military: Unless Congress acts, the Defense Department will soon be required to begin giving layoff notices to about 100,000 civilian employees. Unless Congress acts, the military task force developing ways to better detect and protect our troops from roadside bombs will run out of money by early next year. Unless Congress acts, the Army will run out of operations and maintenance money in February. Unless Congress acts, the Marine Corps will run out of similar funds in March.

Earlier this year, Congressional leaders were trying to impose conditions on funds because they said our strategy in Iraq was not working. We changed our strategy, and now even many of those who initially opposed the surge acknowledge that it is achieving results. It is time for members of Congress to meet their responsibility to our men and women in uniform. And they should stay in session until they pass these emergency funds for our troops.

Second, Congress needs to make sure our intelligence professionals can continue to monitor terrorist communications. In August, Congress passed legislation to help modernize the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act. That bill closed critical intelligence gaps, allowing us to collect important foreign intelligence information about terrorist plots. The problem is, the new law expires on February 1st -- while the threat from the terrorists does not expire.

The Director of National Intelligence, Mike McConnell, has warned that unless the FISA reforms in the Act are made permanent, our national security professionals will lose critical tools they need to protect our country. Instead of listening to the judgment of Director McConnell, some in Congress now want to restrict the intelligence tools that help keep the American people safe. They are blocking efforts to provide meaningful liability protection to those companies now facing multi-billion dollar lawsuits only because they are believed to have assisted in efforts to defend our nation following the September the 11th attacks. Congress must stop this obstruction, and make certain our national security professionals do not lose a critical tool for keeping our country safe.

Third, Congress needs to act immediately to prevent the Alternative Minimum Tax from hitting more Americans this year. The AMT was enacted in 1969 to ensure that a few hundred wealthy individuals paid their fair share of taxes. But when Congress passed the AMT, it was not indexed for inflation. As a result, the AMT's higher tax burden is being imposed on more and more middle-class families.

Last month, Treasury Secretary Paulson wrote a letter to members of Congress warning them about this: that if they put off an AMT fix, it could delay the delivery of about $75 billion worth of tax refund checks. Yet instead of listening to Secretary Paulson's warning, Congress continues to delay action. The longer Congress delays action, the longer Americans will wait -- likely wait to get their tax refund checks next year.

If Congress fails to act, as many as 25 million Americans would be subject to the AMT. On average, these taxpayers -- many of them middle class families -- would have to send an extra $2,000 to the IRS next April. At a time when many Americans are struggling with home mortgages and healthcare costs, the last thing they need is for Congress to stick them with an additional tax increase.

Finally, Congress has important work to do on the federal budget. One of Congress's most basic duties is to fund the day-to-day operations of the federal government. Yet only one of the 12 spending bills has made it into law. Congressional leaders are now talking about piling the remaining bills into one monster piece of legislation, which they will load up with billions of dollars in earmarks and wasteful spending. Now is not the time to burden our economy with wasteful Washington spending that will lead to higher taxes. Congressional leaders need to do their job, and pass the remaining spending bills in a fiscally responsible way. If they send me an irresponsible spending bill, I will veto it.

The end of 2007 is approaching fast, and the new Congress has little to show for it. I call on members to use the time left to support our troops, and to protect our citizens, prevent harmful tax increases, and responsibly fund our government.

Thank you.

Open Wide...

Oh No, NRO!

I never would have guessed that the National Review Online is staffed and run by a bunch of unprofessional, deceitful, hypocritical hacks.

Glenn:

John Cole points out that the right-wing punditry world -- from Weekly Standard to right-wing blogs -- has not uttered a word about any of this, even as they made -- and continue to make -- the far less significant issues of Scott Beauchamp's TNR articles a matter of a religious crusade. As Cole notes, while Beauchamp's stories did nothing other than highlight the bruatlity of war, Smith "radically overstate[d] a military threat to a key ally, perhaps to agitate for American military involvement."

National Review did not merely help to fuel the Beauchamp outrage against TNR; they were one of the leading instigators of the months-long lynch mob. … Yet now, after months of milking the far less serious TNR inaccuracies and mercilessly attacking that magazine, National Review compounds their own far more serious fabrications by obfuscating, evading, concealing, and even defending these false claims.
But It's Okay If You're a Conservative—Chuck Norris says so.

Open Wide...

Welcome Back, Imus

Imus is back on the air this morning, after an 8-month vacation. Makes a big bluster about how the Rutgers team realized he "wasn't some vicious racist," and naturally makes no comment about his misogyny. Promises "I will never say anything in my lifetime that will make any of these young women at Rutgers regret or feel foolish that they accepted my apology and forgave me. And no one else will say anything on my program that will make anyone else think that I didn't deserve a second chance."

Two minutes later: "Not much has changed. Dick Cheney is still a war criminal, Hillary Clinton is still Satan and I'm back on the radio!"

For the dim-witted among us, let me explain why that is not equivalent: A valid legal argument can be made that Dick Cheney is a war criminal. There is no valid argument to be made that Hillary is Satan. (No matter how many times Chris Matthews makes it.) And there is a very specific history of (literally) demonizing women by casting them as Satan, "she-devils," or tools of the devil that goes all the way back to Eve. It is meant to suggest the intrinsic evil of womanhood. But I'm sure Imus didn't mean it that way, just like he didn't mean the Rutgers team were prostitutes when he called them hos. Like every other modern bigot, he just wants to employ the negative associations of terms like "Satan" and "ho," without the literalism—as if it's the literalism that's the problem.

Conferring legitimacy on this racist, misogynist douchebag's return to the airwaves: presidential contenders and Senators John McCain and Chris Dodd.

Chris Dodd should fire whoever told him that was a good idea, because it really, really wasn't.

Open Wide...

Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Oz

Open Wide...

Amazing Race Open Thread

Here's the weekly thread for AR fans to discuss the show, which airs 8pm EST on CBS, in case you want to join in the fun!

Last week's highlights: The unbearable Jen and Nathan were given a penalty because their African dance sucked major ass.



"It's not fair!" pout

They got to watch from the sidelines as Azaria & Hendekea danced past them into first place. It was a mad footrace to the finish.



"It's not faaaaaaaaaair! Run!"

...where Azaria & Hendekea won again...



"The only thing that could ruin this moment
is someone complaining that it's not fair."

...and Jen proceeded to whine and complain that A&H are hogging first place, and should give someone else a chance.



"It's not fair!" pout

Also, the Goths continued to rule, as Kynt turned his dance sticks into aw3s0me!!11! nunchucks to impress the hell out of the judges. Yay, Goths!



Nobody puts Kynt and Vyxsin in a corner.

Open Wide...

Totally Not Gay

He swears!



"I can filibuster all night long, you know."

[Pic nicked from Sully.]

Open Wide...

Excuse Me?

More from the America 2.0 guidebook:

AMERICA has told Britain that it can "kidnap" British citizens if they are wanted for crimes in the United States.

...Until now it was commonly assumed that US law permitted kidnapping only in the "extraordinary rendition" of terrorist suspects.

The American government has for the first time made it clear in a British court that the law applies to anyone, British or otherwise, suspected of a crime by Washington.

Legal experts confirmed this weekend that America viewed extradition as just one way of getting foreign suspects back to face trial. Rendition, or kidnapping, dates back to 19th-century bounty hunting and Washington believes it is still legitimate.

...[Alun Jones QC, representing the US government] said that if a person was kidnapped by the US authorities in another country and was brought back to face charges in America, no US court could rule that the abduction was illegal and free him: "If you kidnap a person outside the United States and you bring him there, the court has no jurisdiction to refuse — it goes back to bounty hunting days in the 1860s."

...Shami Chakrabarti, director of the human rights group Liberty, said: “This law may date back to bounty hunting days, but they should sort it out if they claim to be a civilised nation.”

The US Justice Department declined to comment.
Whisky. Tango. Foxtrot.

Between Canada's declaring the US unsafe for refugees and this horseshit, it's been quite a couple of banner days for the advancement of America 2.0.

[Via Chris.]

Open Wide...

World AIDS Day



CARE.

Ask your legislator to support comprehensive,
integrated programming for HIV and AIDS.

Open Wide...

The Virtual Pub Is Open



TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar
and name your poison!

Meow!

Open Wide...

Quote of the Day

"You know, I'm starting to think that maybe, just maybe, the WaPo's John Solomon isn’t a very good reporter."Steve Benen.

LOL!!! Indeed.

Open Wide...

Friday Cat Blogging

Olivia and Matilda: The Two Fuzzpots of Shakes Manor



"Haz you seen Matilda?"



"We goes sleep now."

Open Wide...

Prince Charming

Day Six.

Mr. Shakes had better hope this awesome dude doesn't have a brother, because, if he does, I might be tempted to run off with him.

[Though Manishkumar Patel is married to someone else, he and Darshana] began a relationship in 2001 and had a son in 2004. Darshana said she became pregnant with Manish's child in September 2006 — a child he denied was his — but she miscarried two months later.

She became pregnant with his child again in August 2007, the complaint said, and this time she noticed how attentive Manish became. He even prepared meals for her on occasion. Then she noticed the powder on the smoothie cup at the store. A short time later, her doctor detected problems in her hormone levels, and she contacted the lab to test the substance in the cup. While waiting for a kit to test the substance, she miscarried. The lab test later confirmed the presence of the abortion pill, the complaint said.

…The complaint said a search of Manishkumar Patel's residence Wednesday found an envelope containing pills labeled as mifepristone, or RU-486. Investigators said they asked him if he knew what kind of pills they were, and he responded, "abortion pills."

…Investigators had found an airline ticket in Patel's home for a flight scheduled to leave for Germany on Nov. 28, the day after he was arrested.
Boy, he sounds just dreamy.

Open Wide...

That Sound You Hear is the Collective Explosion of 30 Million Fundie Heads



Dinosaur Tracks Discovered in Utah. Utah Geological Survey/AP.

Ha ha. Just kidding. The fundies know Jesus put the tracks there just to test their faith.

Open Wide...

Norway: An Aspiration for Some

Apparently, the following clip was cut from Michael Moore's movie, Sicko. If some of their health benefits don't get ya, then the prisons certainly will.


Of course, some others might simply say something like "Oh yea? Well Norway sucks, man! They're a bunch of unhinged tree-hugging hippy wussies! U! S! A! Number one!" We can deal with that in another post.

Open Wide...

Republicans Report Better Mental Health

In a new Gallup poll, Republicans were found to be "significantly more likely than Democrats or independents to rate their mental health as excellent… Fifty-eight percent of Republicans report having excellent mental health, compared to 43% of independents and 38% of Democrats. This relationship between party identification and reports of excellent mental health persists even within categories of income, age, gender, church attendance, and education."


Gallup goes on to conclude that "one cannot say whether something about being a Republican causes a person to be more mentally healthy, or whether something about being mentally healthy causes a person to choose to become a Republican (or whether some third variable is responsible for causing both to be parallel)."

By their own conclusion, they've lost the fact that their own findings only show that Republicans report having excellent mental health in higher numbers, not that they have excellent mental health in higher numbers, which is a pretty important distinction.

It also makes understanding the relationship between Republicanism and reporting excellent mental health pretty easy to understand, and it comes down to the immortal words of our last Democratic president: "I feel your pain." A lack of empathy is a key feature of modern Republicanism, and, in a world that treats a whole lot of people like rubbish, being empathetic can be a profoundly and quite literally depressing proposition.

I'm not suggesting there are no empathetic Republicans, or no self-centered Democrats; that's why the numbers aren't 100% and 0%. But generally speaking, one party platform speaks to social Darwinists and the other speaks to social safety netters. Every man for himself v. We're all in this together. Bearing that in mind, it's not even difficult to understand why a Republican who didn't actually have excellent mental health might report having such, anyway—to admit anything less would be tantamount to admitting personal failure.

Open Wide...

Hostage Situation at Clinton Campaign HQ in New Hampshire

CNN:

Police are at a Sen. Hillary Clinton's campaign office in New Hampshire to address what CNN affiliates are reporting as a hostage situation.

The affiliates said the incident began about 1 p.m. at the headquarters in Rochester. WCVB-TV in Boston said it is unclear how many people were being held. WMUR in New Hampshire said the hostage-taker was an armed man.

The WMUR Web site said a witness, Lettie Tzizik, told the station she spoke to a woman shortly after she was released from the office by the hostage-taker.

"A young woman with a 6-month or 8-month-old infant came rushing into the store just in tears, and she said, 'You need to call 911. A man has just walked into the Clinton office, opened his coat and showed us a bomb strapped to his chest with duct tape,'" the Web site reported.
Hillary Clinton was not in the area. I'll update as/when I get more info.

UPDATE: The hostages are now reportedly free.

UPDATE 2: The terrorist has been arrested. It looks like no one was hurt, either. Good stuff.

Open Wide...

Random YouTubery

1. Give baby lemon, lime, or pickle.

2. Sit back and enjoy the show.


This has to be one of the most universal human experiences. I have seen people of all colors, creeds, ethnicities, religions, ages, and social classes, in different countries, hand their babies something tart or bitter and then totally crack up when the inevitable "ick" face has been successfully evoked.

[Via The Unbeatable Kid.]

Open Wide...

Measure Me This

Angelos sent me the link to this post about, as he aptly described it, faux-medical vagina 'fixing.' Now, we ladies can measure ourselves (be sure to use your special pink lady tools!) to see if our vaginas "measure up" to the best vaginas, since "All women want to be pretty, tight and small down there!" And, of course, if we don't "measure up," there are surgical procedures available to make sure we do!

I could write a whole post about the beauty standard totally getting out of control and how it's a bloody miracle that there's a woman left in America with a shred of self-esteem, when we've even got to be worried about whether our vaginas are pretty and shapely and perfect enough. But, honestly, if there's anyone reading this blog who doesn't intuitively get all that, I don't think I have the capacity or wherewithal to sort them out.

So, I'll just repeat here what I said to Angelos about it—"You'll be totally unsurprised, I'm sure, to hear that my position on the whole thing is: If you've got a problem with my cunt, you don't need to be fucking it."

That makes things pretty simple.

---------------------

Btw, in case it isn't clear, I'm only talking about vanity procedures. I know some women have real medical issues that need fixing, and I'm not lumping those in here.

Open Wide...

Am I the only one…

…who's a wee bit bothered by the tone of the coverage of the latest Giuliani scandal? I'm talking about stuff like this:


His then-mistress, now-wife. Which isn't explained until paragraph three—otherwise known as about two paragraphs after people stop reading—itself tucked after a video link insert.

Subtext: Rudy's wife is a slut! Hee hee hee!

It's not like I think Rudy's relationship history isn't fair game; certainly it is, because he's got no basis at all for not supporting same-sex marriage when his marital history is a total shambles, and his marriage mantra appears to be, approximately, "Sanctity schmanctity!"

But something about the sneering, sanctimonious luxuriating in the reminder, in the course of a story about allegedly defrauding taxpayers, that Judith Nathan was his mistress, that they were having a tawdry affair, that he is a lech and a philanderer, just irks the fuck out of me.

Lots of people get divorced. Lots of people have affairs. Not all of them—not even most of them—are authoritarian goons keen to defraud their constituents. One thing doesn't have anything to do with the other.

One's sexual, relationship, and/or marital habits and history can inform one's authority (and integrity) on all the issues that generally fall under that spectacular umbrella known as "family values," but I intensely dislike the idea that being a bad husband (or wife), even a cheat, is necessarily representative of one's overall character. It's as patently stupid as arguing that Bush is a great person overall just because he's been married to one woman for a long time with no known affairs.

Ahem.

Open Wide...

"I woke up with a noose around my neck."

This story, via Cliff Schecter [H/T Blogenfreude] is absolutely jaw-dropping. Just watch it; transcript immediately below.


Male VO: An African-American man is suing a drilling company located off the Louisiana coast after, he says, co-workers hung a noose around his neck and tried to choke him.

Female VO: Robert Minter says he fell asleep during a break and woke up when three of his white co-workers were, as he put it, trying to hang him.

Minter: One of the gentlemen had, uh, he had placed the noose around my neck. It went up, over a pipe, about 14 feet high in the air. My other crewmember was standing up on a I-beam, with the other end in his hand, yanking on it.

Female VO: He says they called it a prank. Minter says when he told the bosses of Nobel Drilling of Houston, they fired him—and they say it was because he was sleeping on the job. The lawsuit is scheduled to go to trial in March.
According to this story, the two white men were fired, too—which makes perfect sense in the era of evolution/creationism-global warning/GW denial-Ann Coulter/Michael Moore both-sides-have-a-point/both-sides-are-just-as-bad bullshit equivalencies that turn everything into a matter of opinion where there's no longer right or wrong or fact or fiction or reality or Cloud Cuckoo, just two sides to every story and gee whiz who can tell what the truth is these days…let's just give it to the guy who screams the loudest.

I hope Minter reams them in court.

And, btw, according to Minter's lawyer, "because the incident occurred offshore, it is outside of the FBI's jurisdiction to pursue a possible hate crime." That's an interesting exception to note when considering federal hate crime statistics.

Open Wide...