Real Or Onion?

Welcome to today's "Real Or Onion" challenge where you, the Shakers, guess whether or not the following clip is real or snagged from The Onion (no peeking until you guess):

Michael D. Brown, Former FEMA Director and Current Director of Cotton Companies, one of the leading disaster preparedness and restoration organizations in the nation, is available for comment regarding the wild fires that are devastating Southern California.
Answer below the fold.

Real.
Currently, the brush fires are affecting hundreds of local businesses and have forced more than 500,000 people out of their homes. Of these 500,000 people, an estimated 10,000 of them have taken shelter at the local NFL stadium, Qualcomm, vaguely reminiscent of circumstances of Hurricane Katrina evacuees two years ago.

"The agency has learned some hard lessons regarding the handling of mass evacuations especially in regard to the bureaucratic red tape that is involved in such a process," said Mr. Brown. "This is a tragic time for many of the people of California, and Cotton Companies is working to ensure that normalcy is restored and that businesses and organizations are back up and running as soon as possible."

Cotton has already deployed a team to San Diego to prepare recovery efforts and has a Community Assessment Team in full force.

Mr. Brown can speak to the turmoil being caused by the California wild fires as well as to some of the new processes in disaster relief efforts that will help to restore California communities. He can offer advice to residents and businesses on proper relief and recovery efforts and provide suggestions for future disaster preparedness.
This PR move is simply staggering.

The Lord of Arabian Horses actually wants to put himself out there as some kind of subject matter expert to be consulted about the current wildfires after his heckuvafumblenutz job during Katrina. Speaking of which, I'm even more gobsmacked that the PR firm's rocket scientists decided to include a reference to Brown's unforgettable moment of failure while pimping him out for an interview. I guess if it covers how to shit repeatedly in one's pants during a national disaster, then let's cue the engineer and go on the air.

Tell ya what, Mike. Get Cotton to finish the job in New Orleans and then maybe we'll consider a podcast with you... to talk about horse grooming.

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Caption This Photo



The aliens have landed. Someone get Giuliani on the horn.

[H/T to Blogenfreude, Paddy, and especially Deadspin who grabbed this lovely shot during "Football Night in America" the other night. My deepest apologies to the infamously Larry King-hating Disgruntled Chemist, who will probably need therapy. Btw, Larry King still hates your stinking guts.]

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Bill O'Reilly: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!

Goddamn, I hate Bill O'Reilly with the red hot fiery passion of a nonillion suns! Why can't that bloviating piece of ponging human refuse shut his enormous gaping maw for two fucking seconds and spare us all the undulating rivers of shit that emanate from the hideous depths of his tarblack soul with the regularity of a demonic cuckoo clock that will eventually drive every last decent person in the entire country batshit fucking insane?! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

What's up Superdouche's ass this time? J.K. Rowling is a "provocateur" for the "gay agenda" of indoctrinating children. I shit you not.

Last Friday, Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed that one of the central characters in the series, Hogwarts headmaster Albus Dumbledore, was gay. Though Rowling says her books are a "prolonged argument for tolerance," some conservatives attacked the revelation, saying it was "revolting" and vindication for the late Rev. Jerry Falwell’s homophobia.

On his Fox News show last night, Bill O'Reilly joined in the fray, asking if Dumbledore's outing was part of the "gay agenda" of "indoctrination" of "children."

…O'Reilly argued there are "many parents" who are "worried in America about the gay agenda and indoctrination of their children to see homosexuality in a certain way."
You know, if I didn't know better, I'd think O'Reilly was secretly trying to help Rowling sell books—because I can't think of a better fucking justification for a series of books advocating tolerance than Bill O'Reilly, "provocateur" for the "conservative agenda" of promulgating abject stupidity and unmitigated ignorance!

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Quote of the Day

"I took a city that was full of pornography and licked it to a large extent."—Rudy Giuliani, quoted by the New York Daily News, via Political Wire.

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Perspective

This is universally true: We are each very, very small.



[FYI: There's no sound. Via Marti Abernathey.]

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On Leadership, or Lack Thereof

As Jeff mentioned last night, Clinton and Obama have finally issued statements in support of Chris Dodd's promise to do everything in his power to stop the FISA bill in its current incarnation. The mealy-mouthedness of those statements, however, is embarrassing—and indicative of the stark difference between Dodd, who was both willing and eager to be passionately and unapologetically out front on this issue, and the two frontrunners, who once again waited to test the direction of the wind before ever-so-hesitantly stepping out onto the blustery moor.

Glenn Greenwald contrasts "Dodd's leadership and conviction on this matter with the complete passivity and invisibility of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama" and then parses the depth of fence-straddling unsurety found within their respective statements: "While both of them suggest that they might support a filibuster to stop telecom amnesty, both statements are couched in the sort of amorphous, equivocating hedging that is the currency of the principle-free, cynical-game-playing Beltway insider."

Obama said only that "if the bill comes to the Senate floor in its current form, he would support a filibuster of it" -- a transparent hedge given that it is virtually certain that the bill (being marked up this week by the Senate Judiciary Committee) will not come to the floor in its "current form." That makes Obama's statement virtually worthless, filled -- as intended -- with plenty of room for him to vote for amnesty if and when the Senate votes on it.

Clinton's statement was just incoherent -- claiming first that she hasn't seen the bill (which has been available for many days now) and thus "can't express an opinion about it," then vowing (so inspirationally) that she is "going to study it very hard," and then surrounding her "support" for a filibuster with multiple conditions: "As matters stand now, I could not support it and I would support a filibuster absent additional information coming forward that would convince me differently."

These statements are just manipulative and woefully insufficient. Leadership is about standing and galvanizing support for fundamental principles. And there just is no more fundamental issue than the rule of law principles and basic constitutional guaranteees that will be eviscerated -- still further -- if telecoms are granted retroactive amnesty and relieved of all obligations from having broken the law for years.

…The issue here for Clinton and Obama is clear and simple and permits no equivocation: Will you support a filibuster of any bill that grants retroactive immunity to telecoms for enabling the Bush administration to spy illegally on Americans? There is absolutely no reason why they should be unable to answer that question in a clear, straightforward and unconditional manner.
Sing it, brother.

As Glenn quite correctly points out, the bigger problem is that Clinton's and Obama's equivocation here is merely indicative of their lack of leadership across the board. Clinton's compulsive triangulation on everything from abortion to the Iraq war and ludicrous forays into rightwing culture vulturism does not draw the picture of a inspiring leader, and Obama's leadership credentials are a fucking joke at this point. Not only does he hesitate to lead; he also regularly avoids votes on important issues, presumably lest his stand prove unpopular down the line one day in the future and come back to haunt him. (Either that, or he's too busy campaigning to be an effective senator for the state of Illinois—still an indictment of his leadership ability, though a different one.)

To wit—Obama's decidedly unimpressed constituent Paul the Spud compiled this list of recent votes that his senator has missed, in a frustrated email to me:

No vote on SCHIP (Although he did vote to reauthorize before)

No vote on No Confidence for Gonzo (Come on! How easy would that be?)

No vote on Student Loans and grants

No vote on Guantanamo Bay detainees

No vote on the implementation of recommendations of the 9/11 commission

No abortion votes, nothing on stopping the drum beat towards Iran, no vote on the ridiculous Border Fence legislation, no vote on bridge repair funding (!) ...

Remind me again why I should want to vote for this guy?
Ouch.

Returning to Glenn now for a moment, who notes in his piece that "it is this passivity and amorphous, shapeless, inspiration-free invisibility that has come increasingly to characterize both of their campaigns, along with the leadership of their party. That is why Dodd's relatively mild actions have generated such intense enthusaism and support—a drop of water to someone stranded in the desert will seem like a royal feast."

Absolutely right. And the Democratic frontrunners have given us nothing but a sustained drought of leadership, with no end in sight.

Progressives would do well to consider why they yet allow to lead their candidates two people who have seemingly no will to do so.

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Truly Trivial

Here is an actual headline from -- where else -- Fox News:

Barack Obama captured on tape not putting his hand over his heart during the national anthem.
First no flag lapel pin, and now this. That's it; send him to Gitmo.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Friends

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Question Of The Day

So, a few weeks ago Melissa and I were on a Skype call while I was at work, since no one else was in the office that day. At one point, a client called on my real phone, so I just threw off the headphones to deal with the client's issues.

In the middle of the convo, a rather serious and dry one I might add, I noticed the chat window blinking on the Windows task bar. I clicked on it to see that Melissa had inexplicably sent me this emoticon:


What happened next I can't explain. For some reason, that flexing arm was about to completely compromise the professional conference I was having with my client. I could feel the laughter choking me, trying to escape. The whole time I was thinking "She has no idea what she just did. She totally fucked me. I. Am. So. Seriously. Fucked." I had to swivel the chair and turn away from the monitor, even pinching my arm to distract myself from having seen that goddamn emoticon. Within a few seconds I had it under control. The client then asked a question which required more research on my system. Naturally, I turned around and saw


because I fucking neglected to close the window - egregious pauses in the conversation attempting to bottle up the laughter. Eventually, I managed to stutter out that I would research items and call back. Then, I was able to reapply the headphones and laugh uncontrollably for the next hour.

Thus, we have today's question: What situation do you recall where you either almost laughed or let it all out when you know you shouldn't have?

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End Times

by Sarah in Chicago

I just wanted to write a little bit about ENDA.

For those who don't live in the US, or are fucked up because they don't pay attention to politics, ENDA is the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, which aims to add employment non-discrimination at the federal level to the LGBT community. Technically.

However, recently Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi, who are pushing the bill through congress, worried about the bill passing, posted a kind of ENDA-lite, where the T got dropped off the LGB. It also allowed larger exemptions for religious organisations. There had already been exemptions in there, but these ones would allow the fundies/evang. nutjobs to go to town with beating "Teh Gay" out of us, by trying to blindly ignore that we even exist.

Now, selfishness aside in regards to the exemptions, I personally find dropping trans-people from the bill morally repugnant.

And not just because I have trans-friends. But because they have been a part of 'Us' since the very fucking beginning. People forget that the riot that in the cultural imagination began the modern gay rights movement wasn't a gay or lesbian riot; it was fucking drag queens; it was a TRANS riot! Trans people have not just been fighting alongside us, they're not just allies of us, they ARE us!

Sure, not all trans people are LGB, but they are very much a part of our community. Being gay doesn't result in hate because we fuck the same sex, it results in hate because at its heart fucking the same sex is about disrupting gender norms, norms that the hegemonic cultural markers are HEAVILY invested in and police to ensure compliance with. We disrupt one of the fundamental organising principles in our society; gender, and we will get fucked because of it.

We get fucked because we are ALL trans to a certain extent, as queers. Now, that isn't minimising the particularities and specifics of the trans identity, because I would never be so crass as to claim the identity category, in much the same way as I won't take on the identity category pacific-islander, even though I technically am. Because, in being both white and lesbian, I exist in, or near to, the privileged category in regards to race and queerness.

But this doesn't negate what I am saying here. Trans people ARE us, they ARE an intrinsic part of our community. Including gender-identity and gender-expression/presentation in anti-discrimination legislation doesn't just protect trans individuals, it also protects those of us gays, lesbians, and bisexuals that don't quite fit exactly the ideal of hegemonic gender presentations in our society. The queeny gay-boy, the butch-lesbian, etc all get attacked as much for their gender-expression as for their sexuality. In fact, their sexuality becomes a part of their non-normative gender-expression.

Now, I understand fundamentally that politics is about compromising, and picking one's battles. The old cliché is that the best political solution is one where EVERYONE leaves the table pissed-off. Hence, for me, this means the issue isn't WHETHER one compromises in politics, but WHERE one compromises. One, in order to be effective in politics, needs to decide where one can draw the line, and where one should not. Where one can certainly compromise, and where one can not. To compromise everything is to lose everything, as your goals don't exist at that point.

And to me, and my values, that line that we don't cross is in adding discrimination to an anti-discrimination bill.

There is a wonderful quote by Jean-Luc Picard (Patrick Stewart) in 'Star Trek: First Contact' (arguably one of the best Star Trek movies of all time) where he says in amongst a small monologue:

"We draw the line HERE. THIS FAR. NO FURTHER!"

(go read the rest of the monologue, I still get chills listening to it. And yes, I know he eventually compromises on it, but that doesn't negate the value in what he is saying, for what he actually does do is to rethink WHERE his line is, not if there is a line to draw).

We include trans people in ENDA; this is the point where we no longer fall-back. There will be no further compromises. To drop trans people from ENDA would not just be a compromise in politics, it would be a compromise in morals. As Al Gore says about global warming "This isn't a political issue, this is a moral issue".

Of course, it almost is a moot issue anyway. As Shrub The Ever Cowardly King has vowed to veto any such legislation, just like he's vowed to veto the expansion of the federal hate-crimes law should the House and Senate agree on a uniform version. However, to a certain extent, this makes passing a complete, full, and strong version, an original version, of ENDA, even more compelling, because then its symbolism truly has power, truly SAYS something, as we stand together, TOGETHER, against the sides of hate and intolerance, and have that snivelling little snot of a presidential-pretender stand for that hate and small-mindedness that would try to prevent our tide of equality. If it is to be a symbol, then let it be a symbol of all that is good in progressivism and liberalism; our tolerance and our diversity.

To Frank, Pelosi, and those waffling cowards in HRC (that are covering their ears to the ENTIRE rest of the LGBT political community who oppose this ENDA-lite), you are NO ally of mine if you push for this bill. You side with those snivelling worms that would deny us our rights because we make them uncomfortable. That think we are 'icky'.

To pass this watered down budweiser version of ENDA is a fucking moral failing of the most obvious and egregious variety.

I stand with trans people on this because they would, have, and do stand with me.

(Cross-posted.)

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Enter The Sandman

BBC:

US researchers kept volunteers awake for 35 hours and found huge increases in brain activity when shown images designed to make them angry or sad.

The research in the journal Current Biology points to links between mental illness and sleep problems, they said.

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After the volunteers had stayed awake for an extended period, they were scanned while being shown picture cards designed to provoke an emotional response.
Well, I can certainly vouch for the fact that if I go a few days without a decent amount of sleep, I'm well on my way to batshit crazy, collect $200 and pass Cranky. It is kind of cool that they can actually measure the brain activity in this state to prove that there are definitely heightened reactions going on. That got me thinking...

Now, I know we don't have access to the really cool devices (even the machine that goes ping!) used in this research, but I think we can initiate our own Shakestudy on sleep deprivation, using the same picture card images, and analyze the results. So, here's what you need to do:

1. Don't go to sleep for a couple of days.

2. Come back to this post.

3. Go below the fold and analyze each image one-by-one. Elaborate on how the image makes you feel. You know, like you've an urge to repeatedly slap yourself or run around your room with scissors. Spill those beans!

Remember, the Shakestudy is only as good as your participation. So, we're counting on you!






























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How Odd!

[Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Part Five.]

Welcome to Part Six in my ongoing series, How Odd!, devoted to aggravated grumbling about the wire services' insistence on trivializing women's lives, actions, experiences, and issues by categorizing as "Odd News" stories about the mistreatment of women, or stories about women that aren't "odd" in any way aside from the fact that there's a women at their centers.

It's usually Reuters that gets the blunt end of my ire on this subject, but today's gems are care of the AP, which, in addition to stories about a boy who called 911 because his mom was drunk driving, offers a story about female inmates being sexually assaulted and another about a woman being kidnapped. Oh, the oddity!


Story #1: Flashing for candy a jailhouse no-no—"A former jailhouse officer in San Luis Obispo County was charged with flashing a female inmate and having others expose themselves in exchange for candy bars. … Prosecutor Steve Brown said the former County Jail officer allegedly offered the candy bars and would deliver notes to male inmates in exchange for female inmates flashing him."

First of all, getting flashed by a man can be a terrifying experience for a woman, especially if she's by herself and/or in an enclosed space. A prisoner is both. (At best, she's got a cellmate who's as powerless as she is.) At best, it's embarrassing for the flashee. There's nothing humorous about it—it's a sex crime for a reason.

Secondly, when a person in a position of power wields that power to extort sexual favors, that's not funny, either. That it was such small and comparatively worthless things as candy bars and basic communications with other prisoners the female inmates were compelled to expose themselves to receive doesn't make it funny—that makes it tragic.

Even using the "rare" definition of odd as opposed to the "quirky/funny" definition, this story doesn't pass muster. Women who find themselves with nothing of value but their bodies being exploited by some dimestore despot for his own amusement is hardly extraordinary. I know—because I read about it in the "odd news" all the time.

Story #2: Man kidnaps woman who rejected proposal—"A 60-year-old farmer was so determined to marry a 28-year-old estate worker in Malaysia he kidnapped her when she turned down his proposal, police said Monday. … 'The family had initially agreed (to the marriage), but she did not want to go ahead with it. That angered him,' K. Manoharan told The Associated Press. … Several hours later, the woman was released unharmed and the farmer surrendered to police, K. Manoharan said. 'He changed his mind when he knew police were looking for him,' he said."

This story is not just odd, but very odd, because it's not only about a woman being mistreated, but a woman of color being mistreated. In fact, it's technically very, very odd, because it's about a woman of color being mistreated in association with a non-western tradition, i.e. arranged marriage.

I don't understand why I need to explain why a woman being kidnapped should not be filed under "odd news," but, because I evidently do, here's the lowdown (again): In recent months, I've read under the heading of "Odd News" stories about a man branding his wife with a hot iron, a man coercing his wife into having plastic surgery to look like his deceased first wife, wives/girlfriends/exes being held against their will in various "odd" places including a coffin, women being traded for "odd" objects or offered as reparations for "odd" transgressions, "odd" forms of abuse against women, and women doing notable things good and bad, that, while newsworthy, only seem to be "odd-worthy" because they were done by women, all reported alongside such frivolous fare as "Chocoholic squirrel steals treats from shop".

This strikes me as one of those nuances of sexism that many men don't notice or understand. To have women's experiences like this trivialized as "Odd News" is just infuriating, in no small part because the constant positioning of humiliated women as the butt of jokes humiliates us all. This shit is important, and even as I say it, I know why it doesn't seem like it is, or should be.

The thing is, the real cost of sexism to women is not in our paying a single emotional penny here for this insult and a single emotional penny there for that disgrace, but in the cumulative negative balance it leaves inside each of us. Even if we let this thing or that thing roll off of the thickened skins of our backs, we pay another penny each time; letting it roll off your back is just another way of saying keep your complaints to yourself, but it doesn't change the reality that sexism takes its toll, whether one has the ill manners of mentioning the offense or not.

As I've said before, the word that comes to my mind when I try to explain how sexism affects me is history. And I don't mean history in an academic sense, as in the history of the feminist movement, but as in my own history—a thousand threads of experience that come together to weave the fabric that I regard as my life. That history contains lots of wonderful and not wonderful things, related and unrelated things. Little things, things like seeing so many stories about the mistreatment of women culled under the heading of "Odd News," prick at a particular thread as though it's a guitar string, but instead of producing sound, it produces memory, memory of all the other times I have seen women or their stories belittled for others' amusement, memory of all the times such degradation has been used to mask the need for helping women in real need of assistance, or even just in need of being regarded with some basic fucking dignity.

I don't carry these memories with me because I want to. I carry them with me because they have left indelible prints upon me, affected my understanding of who I am to other people. I don't want to be bothered when I notice things like the treatment of women in "Odd News" features. But it doesn't matter what I want. To protect myself against this reaction is to deny my experience, to deny part of myself.

I write posts like this in the hope that they will speak to a man who has never had to think about what it means to be a woman in the world, who doesn't understand what women are "still complaining about," or wonders why we can't just let pass without comment, without anger, a sexist t-shirt or a misogynist slur or our irritation at the way stories about women are presented in the news. But mostly, I write posts like this for other women, who see things like this every day, and feel it chipping away at them, and whose pain is assuaged only by knowing that other women share it. In other words, I write posts like this for me.

(Crossposted at WIMN's Voices.)

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From The "No Shit, Sherlock" Files

Guess what: not all gays and lesbians are alike.

To judge from the images on network television and corporate advertising, lesbians and gay men share the same demographic niche: affluent, educated, urban -- and usually white.

Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong, says a new national demographic study that suggests lesbians and gays are more likely to be older, "responsible" suburbanites sharing a mortgage payment and listening to country music than young turks partying in the Castro or Chelsea.
In other words, we're just like everybody else...except with excellent taste.

"We wanted to bust some stereotypes," said David Morse, president and chief executive of New American Dimensions, a Los Angeles market research company that joined forces with San Francisco-based Asterix Group, a brand strategy firm, in an attempt to paint a more nuanced portrait of the nation's gays and lesbians.

Some findings surprised even the researchers:

African-Americans and Latinos were more comfortable expressing their gay identity than whites, although their gay identity was not the most important part of who they are. And, while whites were more likely to be in live-together relationships than Latinos or blacks, they were less likely to include children in their family plans.

Gays and lesbians are increasingly open and honest about their sexuality. Two-thirds agreed with the statement, "Everyone knows I'm gay."

A majority of lesbians and gay men live outside big cities, with about one-third of lesbians and one-quarter of gay men living in small towns or rural areas.

The average age people realized their sexual orientation was 15, but it was younger for men than for women.

Corporate America frequently stumbles when it attempts to sell its products to gays, the study's authors say. They blamed a one-size-fits-all marketing approach.

"It would be wrong for marketers to think that this was a rich and white, male, partying group," said Christine Lehtonen, president of Asterix.

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The New American Dimensions/Asterix study also looked at how lesbians and gays reacted to TV and print advertising, and studied brand loyalties to cars and other products. Among the winners: Subaru, Budweiser and Yahoo, which was favored by a nearly 2-1 ratio over Google.

The study classified about 12 percent of the study's respondents as "closeted." They were more likely to be single, older, live in small towns, read Reader's Digest and People magazine, and drive a Chevrolet. Only about one in five say their sexual orientation is an important part of their identity.

At the other end of the study's spectrum were the "super gays," who were almost universally open about their sexual orientation, and tended to be highly educated, affluent, be in couples, live in large cities and listen to classical music.
For what it's worth, I knew I was gay in Grade 3 -- I got a crush on another boy in my class -- and that was long before I knew there was anything such as sex, so that knocks out the fundie Christianist stereotype that being gay is all about getting laid. I also have spent most of my life living in small to medium-sized towns and I never was much of a party guy. I'm pretty sure that most of the people I know know that I'm gay; not because I live up to some flaming stereotype but because I don't hide it, and if someone asks, I tell them. But I am "highly educated" (in theatre, no less), somewhat affluent (i.e. I have a job with health insurance and a pension plan), and I listen to classical music...along with classic rock, bluegrass (and I'm not all that wild about showtunes). So instead of being a "super gay," I'm just your average everyday middle-class queer. ("Supergay" does conjure up all sorts of images of a well-built guy in Speedos swooping in to whisk me away.... I'm sorry, where was I?)

I suppose it's nice that corporate America is finally figuring out that we're not a one-size-fits-all demographic -- (nor are we all size queens...) -- but I'd much rather have the rights that all the rest of the citizens get, such as the right to marry whom I choose, the right not to be fired or evicted for being gay, the right to adopt a child (it's illegal for gays to adopt in Florida regardless of their income or living status), and the rest of the mundane things that make up a normal American life than have some products pitched to me because I'm gay. That's probably not in their research, but it's what matters most.

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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For the love of money…

A bitch caught a wee bit of morning television today and overheard a financial analyst say that whether or not we go into a recession is in the hands of the American consumer.

It was as if she squat upon my kitchen table and pissed directly into my Corn Flakes!

I understand a recession to be a significant decline in economic growth spread across the economy, lasting more than a little while.

Blink.

But analysts are lighting candles and praying to the gods of greed that people like this bitch will spend like credit don’t come due this holiday season…and some heifer on NBC actually thinks that the holiday spending will hold and help the nation avoid a recession.

Blink once more.

But…cough…ummm, if the economy doesn’t grow, living wage job creation and growth remains shaky and house values fall …frown…isn’t the wise consumer move to not spend?

Mmmhmmm, I knew it! The market doesn’t care…it just wants to grow and grow and grow, eating up working poor people like popcorn!

Think again, television analyst market serving people. This bitch will not be a martyr to the declining gross domestic product!

It is not my fault that the signature American product is the American consumer…

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Must Read

What Color Are the Holes in Your Parachute? Seriously. Just go read the whole thing right now.

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My Vagina is an Abacus, Not a Diamond


I don't care what you say, Ultra Teen Choice Abstinence Crusaders! Oral Roberts told me my vagina is a multiplication machine, and I believe him.

Although thanks nonetheless for your invaluable contributions to keeping the "vagina as valuable property that can be stolen" rape allegory alive. Much obliged!

[H/T to The Lizard Queen.]

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Shaker Gourmet: Herb Bread

This is a favorite at our house--in fact, we're having some tonight! It's really quite easy and goes well with a number of meals.

Herb Bread

* 1 (.25 ounce) package active dry yeast
* 1 cup warm water (110 degrees F/45 degrees C)
* 1 tablespoon white sugar
* 2 tablespoons olive oil
* 1-1/2 teaspoons salt
* 1-1/2 teaspoons dried basil
* 1-1/2 teaspoons dried oregano
* 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
* pinch of rosemary
* 1/4 cup grated Romano cheese
* 3 cups bread flour
* egg white + tsp water for egg wash

1. Mix yeast, warm water, and white sugar together in a large bowl; set aside for five minutes for it to become foamy.

2. Stir olive oil, salt, herbs, garlic powder, rosemary, cheese, and 1.5 cups flour into the yeast mixture. Gradually mix in the next 1.5 cups of flour. Dough will be stiff.

3. Knead dough for 5 to 10 minutes, or until it is smooth and elastic. Place in an oiled bowl, and turn to cover the surface of the dough with oil. Cover with a hot damp dish towel. Allow to rise in warm spot for one hour, or until the dough has doubled in size.

4. Punch dough down to release all the air. Shape into loaf. Place loaf on a greased cookie sheet. Allow to rise until doubled in size, about a 30 minutes.

5. Beat egg white and water together, brush over loaf. Bake at 350 degrees F (175 degrees C) for 35 minutes. Let cool on wire rack for at least 15 minutes before slicing.
I recently used this recipe to make a pizza crust and it works well for that too. The original recipe is here, it's slightly different and makes two loaves.

If you'd like to participate in Shaker Gourmet, email me at: shakergourmet (at) gmail.com

This recipe goes really, really well with a dipping oil mix (recipe below)...
Oil & Vinegar Bread Dip


1 cup extra virgin olive oil
2/3 cup aged balsamic vinegar
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 1/2 tablespoons dried basil
1 tablespoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon dried thyme
1 teaspoon sea salt
1/4 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

-- In a bottle with a lid, mix the olive oil, balsamic vinegar, garlic, basil, oregano, thyme, kosher salt, and pepper. Seal bottle, and refrigerate mixture 8 hours, or overnight. Shake well before serving. Store in the refrigerator.
You can tweak with the measurements to better suit you (some people aren't too fond of vinegar--though I love it!). I use a bit less oil, actually. It only takes a few minutes to throw together then stick in the fridge for later. And it's soooooo goooooood.

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The Wreck of the Conservative Movement

Gary Kamiya writing in Salon, wonders,

After seven years of George W. Bush, why would any genuine conservative still support his party?

Bush's presidency has made a shambles of real conservatism. Let's leave aside the issues on which liberals and conservatives can be expected to disagree, like his tax cuts for the rich, expansion of Medicare or his position on immigration, and focus solely on ones that should be above partisan rancor -- ones involving the Constitution and all-American values. On issue after Mom-and-apple-pie issue, from authorizing torture to approving illegal wiretapping to launching a self-destructive war, Bush has done incalculable damage to conservative principles -- far more, in fact, than any recent Democratic president. And he has been supported every step of the way by Republicans in Congress, who have voted in lockstep for his radical policies. None of the major Republican candidates running for office have repudiated any of Bush's policies. They simply promise to execute them better.

The Bush presidency has damaged American civil society in many ways, but one of the most lasting may be its destructive effect on conservatism. Even those who do not call themselves conservatives must acknowledge the power and enduring value of core conservative beliefs: belief in individual agency and responsibility, respect for American institutions and traditions, a resolute commitment to freedom, a willingness to take principled moral stands. It is a movement that draws its inspiration from towering figures: Adam Smith, Thomas Jefferson, Edmund Burke. It stands for caution in foreign adventures, fiscal sobriety and a profound respect for tradition.

Or at least it used to stand for those things. Today's conservatism is a caricature of that movement: It embraces pointless wars, runs up a vast debt, and trashes the Constitution. Selling out their principles for power, abandoning deeply seated American values and traditions simply because someone on "their side" demanded that they do so, conservatives have made a deal with the devil that has reduced their movement to an empty, ends-obsessed shell. How did the party of Lincoln end up marching under the banner of Tom DeLay and Rush Limbaugh, Dick Cheney and Ann Coulter?
Not long ago I had a grudging respect for conservative ideas.

I like the idea of balanced budgets, spending only what you can afford, and everybody paying their fair share of taxes. I like the idea of limited government interference, especially in matters of the body, heart and soul, which includes keeping the government out of the bedroom, the OB-GYN's office, and the church -- and the church out of the government. I even envied -- to a degree -- the conservatives' ability to be so damn sure of their beliefs, even if they were couched in old, outmoded, and odious traditions, like restricted country clubs and people "knowing their place." Even if I thought they were absolutely wrong, they never admitted any doubts about their beliefs, and, as they say about people like that, you have to acknowledge them for their resolve. They had the ability to come up with simple answers for complex problems: nuke the Russkis, separate but equal, abortion is murder. It doesn't solve the problem but it fits on a bumpersticker, and that certainly makes life -- for them, at least -- easier.

That's all gone now. The conservative movement that I once knew is history, replaced by a shrill, devisive, and fear-mongering mindset that seems to have lost its moral compass and is obsessed with maintaining power for no other reason than to have it. Those are not conservative ideas -- certainly not those espoused by the conservatives I remember, such as Dwight Eisenhower, Nelson Rockefeller or even Barry Goldwater -- and I'd like to have the old conservatives back. I would still disagree with them on a lot of their ideas, but at the very least I would know that they wouldn't tap my phones, read my bank records, or brand me as a traitor.

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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The Dodd Abides

Senator Christopher Dodd is speaking live and answering his questions about his hold and possible filibuster of the FISA bill.

[Thanks to Blogenfreude for the heads-up.]

UPDATE: Wow, he's a great extemporaneous speaker. He's also talking about this issue in a way that would make it easily understandable even for someone who was just tuning in for the first time.

UPDATE 2: It's over now, but the video should be available shortly, and I'll either post it (if possible) or direct you to it when it's available.

UPDATE 3: Here it is, and I'll post a transcript if/when I can find one:


UPDATE 4: The transcript is here.

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Caption This Photo



"Just get it already, will you?"

"No, YOU get it!"

"Look, I'll yawn and stretch to cover. Ready? GO!"

From AP: The Presidential Seal is place on the podium prior to the start of President Bush's speech at the National Defense University's Distinguished Lecture Program during his visit to Eisenhower Hall Baruch Auditorium at Fort McNair in Washington, Tuesday, Oct. 23, 2007. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)

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