Getting Out

The number of Republicans leaving Congress is getting up there; so far 16 of them have decided to take their ball and go home. One sums up his reasons.

"I don't like being in the minority," said Rep. Ray LaHood (R-Ill.), who was first elected in the 1994 GOP landslide and will retire after this term. "It's not that much fun, and the prospects for the future don't look that good."

The wave of retirements compounds the challenge facing the GOP in the 2008 congressional election, because the party is significantly trailing Democrats in fundraising. That means Republicans will apparently be defending more House and Senate seats with less money, and they will be fighting battles in places that otherwise might have been secure.

What is more, many of the Republicans choosing to retire are older, more pragmatic lawmakers, such as Rep. Ralph Regula of Ohio; moderates like Rep. Deborah Pryce of Ohio and Sen. John W. Warner of Virginia; and mavericks like Sen. Chuck Hagel of Nebraska. These departures reflect the generational and ideological changes that have pushed the Republican contingent in Congress steadily to the right over the last decade.
In other words, now that they are realizing that the bullying tactics of the wingnuts are starting to turn off the voters, these people are getting tired of having to defend the indefensible, and making up lame excuses for the war, Katrina, the deficit, and the shredding of the Constitution can be exhausting. And in true bully form, when the going gets tough, they run away.

Frankly, I don't feel a whole lot of sympathy for these people. They knew what they were getting in to when they ran for office, especially those who came in with the alleged "Republican Revolution" and then went along with Karl Rove's idea of a "permanent Republican majority." But always being on the attack and paradoxically playing the victim of meanie liberals is hard work, and now that they're on the short end of the stick, it's not that much fun any more. Well, boo hoo. That's what you get for being pompous, arrogant and overbearing when you were in the majority. What goes around and all that.

David Brooks profiles one such retiree, Rep. Deborah Pryce of Ohio, about the last race she ran in 2006.
Her Ohio House race had been one of the toughest in the entire country. And when I brought it up, I expected her to talk about the vicious ads that had been run against her.

Instead, she talked about the ads that she had put on the air against her opponent.

“I was appalled by what I had to do,” she said. In close races, the national parties send teams of professionals to take over campaigns, and the candidates who resist their efforts generally lose.

When Pryce spoke about the direct-mail letters that went out under her name, she did so with a look of disgust. She said that her friends kept coming to her to complain about the TV ads she was running against her opponent. Finally, her own mother told her she was ashamed of the ads.

The truth is, Pryce’s opponents did worse. But it was her own ads that she kept dwelling on, and as she spoke, I could see that she’d been fighting the war that the best politicians fight — the war within herself to preserve her own humanity.

Politics, as you know, is a tainted profession. Professional politicians cannot serve their country if they do not win their races, and to do that they must grapple with a vast array of forces that try to remold and destroy who they are.
Excuse my skepticism, but making excuses for running a vicious campaign because the "opponents did worse" is bullshit. (And I take that assertion with a huge grain of salt; I doubt that the voters returned Ms. Pryce to office because of sympathy for a bare-knuckled campaign mounted by the Democrats.) And the piteous claim that she didn't like the letters being sent out in her name could have been resolved with little more than one simple order to the campaign people: Stop it. There are politicians who refuse to run negative ads, and they do win. So all these crocodile tears about politics being a "tainted profession," especially coming from the Republicans who have perfected dirty tricks and character assassination over the last thirty years, is a little much... but hardly a surprise. The one thing they have always been masters at it is the bully's lament of "It all started when he hit me back."

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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Randi Rhodes Attacked and Hospitalized

UPDATE 2: The official Air America statement notes that "the reports of a presumed hate crime are unfounded."

UPDATE: There is still precious little information available about what happened, but Memeorandum has a thread going now. A story in the Miami Herald doesn't offer any more insight, either, although it does note she's now recovering at home. I'll update the post again if I can find any more info...

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The details are extremely sketchy, but it seems as though she was walking her dog when she was assaulted. Avedon reports what she heard on the John Elliot show:

[R]ight now I'm listening to John Elliot and he says Randi was attacked last night while she was walking her dog. She wasn't carrying a bag and was just in sweats, and she was beaten up pretty badly and had some teeth knocked out. Elliot is saying it sounds like it was neither a sexual assault nor a robbery and he suspects it was political. The way things are going, he could be right.
I would, of course, caution anyone to jump to any conclusions, good or bad, at this point. There are potentially a lot of reasons to withhold information that would speak definitively to a sexual assault or a robbery or political retribution, so what it sounds like at this point doesn't necessarily in any way reflect what it actually is.

Right now, I just want to wish Randi a speedy recovery.

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Crazy Coffins and Other Wacky Funeral Decor

Looks like people are starting to have a little bit of fun with the afterlife - good for them! Just like any industry, the funeral - and more specifically, the casket - industry is more than happy to translate that fun into dollar signs. Why not?

One example (of many, I'm sure) of a vendor willing to catering to your every post-mortem desire is MyFunkyFuneral.com. According to these spunky rascals, they are at the forefront of what they call the "designer funeral industry." As they put it, "people are choosing to have much funkier funerals." They then point you to the "Glamming up the Graveyard" section of their website, in which you can choose from a variety of fun(!) coffins - like the Crazy Coffins series (pictured below).

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You can get coffins shaped like an egg, containing beautiful paintings of the ocean, or for festive folks, a picture of Santa Claus.

On the flipside, if you want to "keep it real," there is a simple cardboard box coffin (below).

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Personally, I like the idea that it is biodegradable and saves a considerable amount of money for something that is ultimately just going to go in the ground ("Money you save on the coffin," claims MFF cheerily, "can may be go behind the bar at your ‘after tears’ party" - indeed!). However, I can't get over the fact that this particular model reminds me of a litter box.

I guess it's hard to criticize whatever people want to do for their ultimate send-off because it is the final personal decision one will make. It just seems like sometimes people can get carried away and over-sentimentalize something that will ultimately become basically a show for all of those they leave behind. The elaborate headstones, the "funky" or ridiculously expensive coffins, the fretting over who is buried where, the funerals that can cost into the tens of thousands of dollars - what exactly is the point? Once we are gone, we're gone and that silk pillow under our dead heads, or the fancy dress we're buried in isn't going to make a difference.

Ultimately, funerals are for the benefit of our loved ones, a final visitation before we leave them forever. But the fuss that we put into the entire process often seems to serve a different purpose - making money for the death industry, or whatever "zany" phrase you want to call it.

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Verizon: Very Patriotic, Fans of 24

We do it because we hate terrorists and love you—and America!

Verizon Communications, the nation's second-largest telecom company, told congressional investigators that it has provided customers' telephone records to federal authorities in emergency cases without court orders hundreds of times since 2005.

The company said it does not determine the requests' legality or necessity because to do so would slow efforts to save lives in criminal investigations.
They used to operate on the Peter Principle. Now it's all Jack Bauer Principle all the time, bitchez.

Verizon also disclosed that the FBI, using administrative subpoenas, sought information identifying not just a person making a call, but all the people that customer called, as well as the people those people called. Verizon does not keep data on this "two-generation community of interest" for customers, but the request highlights the broad reach of the government's quest for data.

…From January 2005 to September 2007, Verizon provided data to federal authorities on an emergency basis 720 times, it said in the letter. The records included Internet protocol addresses as well as phone data. In that period, Verizon turned over information a total of 94,000 times to federal authorities armed with a subpoena or court order, the letter said. The information was used for a range of criminal investigations, including kidnapping and child-predator cases and counter-terrorism investigations.

Verizon and AT&T said it was not their role to second-guess the legitimacy of emergency government requests.
Of course not. Just like it's not my job to question a police officer who puts his gun in my hand and tells me to shoot a suspect, as long as he assures me there's a good reason.

Naturally, these disclosures have marked the return of the omnipresent National Security Letters, about which I've been bitching for over a year now, because NSLs are essentially the intelligence-gathering equivalent of the presidential signing statement—a stroke of the pen to magically turn dubiously ethical and formerly prohibited actions into perfectly legal maneuvers, with no legislation, no oversight, and no knowledge of the American people required.

Yesterday's 13-page Verizon letter indicated that the requests went further than previously known. Verizon said it had received FBI administrative subpoenas, called national security letters, requesting data that would "identify a calling circle" for subscribers' telephone numbers, including people contacted by the people contacted by the subscriber. Verizon said it does not keep such information.
But if they did—you know the FBI would have gotten their grubby little hands on it, no problemo! Because great American patriots always do as they're told and never question authority.


"Keeping playing cards."

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Sometime between 1967 and 2017, I think...

So...I'm just sitting here flipping through NME, listening to PJ Harvey's new album, and I'm reading an interview with Debbie Harry who's being asked about the Sex Pistols reunion, and then I see an advert for The Cure's new tour, and an announcement that The Verve is back together, and I'm like, "What the fuck year is it?"

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Random YouTubery: Best "Family Feud" Playerz Evah!



"Name an animal with three letters in its name."

"Alligator."

Wow.

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One-Stop Sodomy Shopping


"Pam's House Blend is a 'leading source of radical homosexual propaganda, anti-Christian bigotry, and radical transgender advocacy,' according to Mike Hein [of the Christian Civic League of Maine]. The pro-sodomy site averages 110,000 hits per month, making it one of the most widely read left-wing political blogs in the United States."

That is one. hawt. endorsement.

(Btw, if you're a sexually active adult of any persuasion and you're not engaging in some type of sodomy, you're not doing it right. Or, at least, not doing it well.)

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Mr. Wizard's World

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Quote of the Day

[Background: Bonnie and Halsey Frost appeared with Keith Olbermann tonight, to discuss dealing with the attacks with which they've had to contend since 12-year-old son Graeme served as a spokesman for SCHIP and explain exactly what the SCHIP program has meant for their family.]

"Olbermann prodded the family to supply pictures of their children in the hospital recovering from their terrible accident. The photos were displayed as Olbermann and the couple complained about the Right's 'distraction' techniques. It really doesn't get much lower or much cheaper or much sadder than this."—Michelle Malkin

Hmm. Well, some people might suggest that it was sadder when the two children were actually in the car accident and emerged from comas with the capabilities of infants, having to relearn everything. That just might be slightly sadder, Michelle.

UPDATE: Petulant kindly provided us with some video of the Frosts on Countdown.



The transcript will be here when available.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Blogenfreude: What's the worst case of miscasting you've ever seen, and who should have been cast in that actor's place?

Hayden Christensen as adult Anakin Skywalker. And it should have been Kiefer Sutherland. And Lucas never should have started with Anakin as a pre-pube little brat. He should have been a young man already in Episode One.

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Rape is for Nice Girls

So there's this judge. Her name—her name—is Teresa Carr Deni, and she's a municipal judge in the Philadelphia Municipal Court. And recently, a defendant in her courtroom was accused of raping a prostitute at gunpoint—and inviting three of his friends to rape her, too. It might even have been more, except that when a fifth man arrived and was offered a turn, he asked why the girl was crying and declined to rape her while she wept and his friend pointed a gun at her, instead deciding to help her get dressed and leave.

The thing is, Judge Deni dropped all sex and assault charges at alleged gun-wielding gang-rapist Dominique Gindraw's preliminary hearing. She decided he should be held on armed robbery for "theft of services." Not only can prostitutes not be raped, according to Judge Deni, but calling what happened to the 20-year-old victim rape "minimizes true rape cases and demeans women who are really raped."

Deni told me she based her decision on the fact that the prostitute consented to have sex with the defendant.

"She consented and she didn't get paid . . . I thought it was a robbery."
The "consent" to which Judge Deni is referring is the prearrangement of the meeting for a paid sexual encounter. According to Judge Deni's calculation, when Gindraw showed up with a gun and forced the woman to submit to him (and three friends) without paying her, he was merely guilty of reneging on the deal. By this logic, a man should be allowed to hold a weapon to a prostitute's head—or a knife at her throat, or bind her, or chain her to a fucking radiator, or have a rabid dog hold her at bay—but as long as he pays her afterward, there's no crime.

"The Legislature has defined sex by force as rape," said [assistant district attorney Rich DeSipio], accusing the judge of "rewriting her own laws."

DeSipio said Judge Deni's ruling was based, not on the law, but on moral contempt. "Certainly if a jury wants to make that judgment, they're entitled to. But for a judge to make a judgment on a human being - I've never seen that before."

Deni did seem contemptuous of the victim:

"Did she tell you she had another client before she went to report it?" Deni asked me yesterday when we met at a coffee shop.

"I thought rape was a terrible trauma."

A case like this, she said - to my astonishment - "minimizes true rape cases and demeans women who are really raped."

The defendant was charged in an identical incident involving a 23-year-old woman four days later, DeSipio said.

Neither woman knew the other and both told identical stories. The other men involved in the attack couldn't be identified.

…DeSipio said he'll file to reinstate the charges in both cases right away - before a different judge, of course.
Well, at least he has some fucking sense (although I find his casually-issued caveat that juries are "certainly entitled" to decide cases on moral contempt rather alarming; while juries absolutely do, I'm a little surprised to hear an ADA all but endorse it).

As for Judge Deni's insinuation that the accuser didn't "behave" like a rape victim because she "had another client before she went to report it," there's no such thing as a "typical" response to rape. Immediately following a rape, some women go into shock. Some are lucid. Some are angry. Some are ashamed. Some are practical. Some are irrational. Some want to report it. Some don't. Most have a combination of emotions, but there is no standard response, no single indicator to "prove" a rape has happened. (Or disprove it.) Responses to rape are as varied as its victims.

And if you're a 20-year-old single mother who's turning tricks to put food on the table, being gang-raped at gunpoint doesn't magically mean there's money in your pocket afterwards.

Though it's just as likely, if not more so, that the delay had more to do with shock than pragmatism.

I also suspect if the victim had been a male neurosurgeon who did another surgery and saved a life before he reported a sexual assault to the police, we would be hearing about Judge Deni praising his heroic stoicism.

Anyway, I'd like to assure Judge Deni, as one of the women who was "really raped" that she's so worried about demeaning, that I don't feel demeaned by the rape of a woman of any profession or personal circumstance being called what it is. I do, however, have a serious fucking problem with the idea that someone who holds a gun to a woman's head, rapes her, and lets his friends rape her while he holds her hostage with a deadly weapon isn't a rapist.

This judge needs to be removed from the bench immediately. Absolutely despicable.

[Thanks to Zuzu for the heads-up; tip of the hat to Jesse at Group News Blog.]

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Happy Blogiversary…

…to Deborah Lipp, celebrating two years of giving us Lipp!

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Give Peace a Chance


What chance is there for world peace if three of the gentlest souls on the planet can't even get along?

My only hope is that George Bush will heed the call of history and honor his legacy by spreading some freedom on them.

[H/T Instaputz.]

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There goes the E.T. vote.

The Last Starfighter:

Later Sunday, during a town-hall meeting in Exeter, Giuliani assured a young questioner that preparedness will be key for all crises, including those from outer space.

"If (there's) something living on another planet and it's bad and it comes over here, what would you do?" a boy asked.

Giuliani, grinning, said it was his first question about an intergalactic attack. "Of all the things that can happen in this world, we'll be prepared for that, yes we will. We'll be prepared for anything that happens," said Giuliani.
I look forward to reading Giuliani's detailed plan about how he will protect America from the deadly Douchitroids.



They're unstoppable!

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What happens in Kiev stays in Kiev…

I'm fascinated by Ukrainian politics because of the dramatic way all things Ukrainian are reported by the American press. Shit, I woke up to the fact that the Ukraine existed through the ‘oh shit, are we all going to die?’ Chernobyl disaster and then lost interest as the press lost interest after all that regime change in the former Soviet Union. But the fact remains that…well, that Cherobyl situation didn’t exactly get addressed whilst the aches and pains of sorta-democracy swept through the region (wince).

Anyhoo, I didn’t hear a thing about the Ukraine until news of the dramatic Orange Revolution followed by that suspicious may or may not have been sponsored by our sorta-guy in Russia poisoning incident hit the news. I remember pondering what all that political upheaval meant as relates to the radioactive wasteland at Chernobyl…and watching a documentary or two that freaked me the fuck out…then not hearing another damn thing about it.

Now comes news that parties linked to that Orange Revolution that dissed Putin’s pre-approved pick…which may or may not have resulted in the poisoning of President Viktor Yushchenko…have resolved a whole bunch of complex differences to come together to form a post-election coalition government.

So, now everyone is getting their government on again in Kiev.

Blink.

Now, about that dilapidated Chernobyl sarcophagus that may or may not be about to start oozing glowified goo…

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The Pharyngula Mutating Genre Meme

Coturnix tagged me with what is totally the awesomest meme evah: The Pharyngula Mutating Genre Meme. Designed to demonstrate evolution in cyberspace, here's da rulez:

There are a set of questions below that are all of the form, "The best [subgenre] [medium] in [genre] is…". Copy the questions, and before answering them, you may modify them in a limited way, carrying out no more than two of these operations:

— You can leave them exactly as is.

— You can delete any one question.

— You can mutate either the genre, medium, or subgenre of any one question. For instance, you could change "The best time travel novel in SF/Fantasy is…" to "The best time travel novel in Westerns is…", or "The best time travel movie in SF/Fantasy is…", or "The best romance novel in SF/Fantasy is…".

— You can add a completely new question of your choice to the end of the list, as long as it is still in the form "The best [subgenre] [medium] in [genre] is…".

You must have at least one question in your set, or you've gone extinct, and you must be able to answer it yourself, or you're not viable.

Then answer your possibly mutant set of questions. Please do include a link back to the blog you got them from, to simplify tracing the ancestry, and include these instructions.

Finally, pass it along to any number of your fellow bloggers. Remember, though, your success as a Darwinian replicator is going to be measured by the propagation of your variants, which is going to be a function of both the interest your well-honed questions generate and the number of successful attempts at reproducing them.
My great-great-grandparent is Pharyngula.
My great-grandparent is Metamagician and the Hellfire Club.
My grandparent is Flying Trilobite.
My parent is A Blog Around the Clock.

1. The best time travel novel in SF/Fantasy is: A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle.

2. The best scary movie in scientific dystopias is: Gattaca.*

3. The best sexy song in rock is: "So Into You" by Shudder to Think.

4. The best cult novel in absurdist fiction is: Youth in Revolt: The Journals of Nick Twisp by C.D. Payne.

5. The best stand-up comedian in American comedy is: George Carlin.

Go ye forth and multiply:

Rana
Rox
Blogenfreude
The Lizard Queen
Mark
SAP - Done!
Shayera - Done!

And anyone else who wants to do it. If you do, send me the link and I'll post a round-up.

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* Not bump-in-the-night scary, but all-too-likely scary.

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PLEASE GO AWAY: Oct. 15, 2007 Edition

PLEASE GO AWAY: Larry Craig.

First he's guilty, then he's not. First he's going to resign, then he's not. He has been all over newspapers, magazines, talk show host comedy routines. The phrase "Larry Craig" has become a punchline for borderline homophobic bathroom jokes of all varieties.


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Now the Idaho Senator wishes to file an appeal over a judge's refusal to allow him to withdraw his guilty plea regarding his bathroom sex sting arrest. While some still debate whether or not the bathroom sting was ethical, fair or accurate, it is impossible to know whose side of the story is factual without having been there. Furthermore, the practice of the media of exploiting the "gay" element of the story to create much more of a parade than it should be has certain made matters worse.

The real annoyance of this douchebag and his story, however, lies in his hypocrisy, his gall, his inconsistency, and his inability to shut up. Of his appeal, he claims, "It is my right to do what I'm doing ... I'm not running for re-election. I'm no longer in the way. I am pursuing my constitutional rights."

How positively adorable that Craig is now interested in Constitutional rights. Oh the irony. What was that bit about voting for a Constitutional ban on same-sex marriage, voting against adding sexual orientation to hate crimes bills, voting against funding for minority and women-owned businesses ... and well, basically voting to shit on everyone else's Constitutional rights in any way possible?

On top of that, he's now whining that Mitt Romney sacked him as a campaign liaison, bellowing, "he not only threw me under his campaign bus, he backed up and ran over me again." Hey Craig - what's Romney to do - stand by your waffling ass? He himself is a flip-flopper enough as it is, he doesn't need you adding to the confusion.

Listen, I don't care if you're gay, if bathroom stalls make you horny, or if you just enjoy tap dancing while taking a piss - you're getting a taste of your own medicine and I'd appreciate it if you'd shut up and go away so I don't have to hear about you anymore. Not from Matt Lauer, Bill Maher, or anyone else who wants to seem "topical." Please join the growing numbers on the Island of Misfit Homophobic Hypocritical GOP Politicians Caught in a Sex Scandal, and give us all a break.

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Can someone explain to me…

…why the fuck Home Depot needs a "sister store" in the first place? If they want to compete with Lowe's with a "neat and clean" store that features "flower bouquets, well-lit bathroom and kitchen displays, stylish home furnishings and stacks of floral-print storage bins" showcased with "expanded showrooms, softer lighting and lower shelves," then do it, but that doesn't make it "Her Depot."

See, being one of the "hers" in question, I know that I can't put up my pretty pink curtains without scary man-tools, so Home Depot is still my fucking depot, too.

Actually, I think I'll just make Menard's my depot, thank you very much.

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Moral Values, Bitchez!

Wisconsin GOP chair faces charges in enticement of teenage boy:

Brown County GOP Chairman Donald Fleischman has resigned his post, says a spokesperson, after being accused of enticement and fondling of an underage boy, reports the Green Bay Press-Gazette Saturday.

…The boy was found by police in Fleischman's home on two occasions in late 2006 while being sought as a runaway from Ethan House, a home for at-risk youth. Now 17, he says he stayed with Fleischman at his house and a cabin, where he was provided with alcohol and cannabis, and regularly fondled.

…Fleischman faces two counts of child enticement, two counts of contributing to the delinquency of a child, and one count of exposing himself to a child. He returns to court on October 29.
Another day, another Republican scandal.

Grand Old Perverts-a-Go-Go: Pedophiles, more pedophiles, yet more pedophiles, lots and lots of pedophiles, wife-rapers, mule-fuckers, falafel-creeps, closet cases, gay hookers, porn star escorts, Hookergate, dirty novelists, tea-room terrors, incestuous cretins, rapers of women, and rapers of men. Just to name a few.

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Proud to be Plutonian

by Shaker Erin M

Hi all! Liss invited me up here from the comments section to comment on this Salon article about why the T is an inseparable part of the LGBT community and the debate around an inclusive ENDA. I’m really touched that she thought of me, so many thanks for that. This is probably going to end up a collection of reactions and personal observations and I do jump cuts rather than smooth transitions, so hold on to your hats. In any case, I’d like to start by telling you were I’m coming from.

I’m a young trans woman (I know Coming Out Day was a couple of days ago, but I’ve never been on time in my life!). I have it about as good as it gets for a trans person in the U.S. I live in a city that includes gender identity in its non-discrimination laws for employment, housing and public accommodations. The state I grew up in has passed gender identity protections, so in a sense I really can go home again. And despite my queerness, I have several other levels of privilege I can fall back on. Like John Aravosis, I’ve got mine. All a federal ENDA would do for me at this point is give me some more options of places to move to and allow me to sue in federal court if the need arose.

But as good as I have it, it simply isn’t good enough. It isn’t good enough because it isn’t everyone. Now, sure, I’ve heard the arguments about pragmatism and incrementalism and all that, but it doesn’t wash for me.

First off, saying we’ll get back to trans eventually doesn’t seem very helpful when the states that have sexual orientation ENDAs have taken an average of 15 years to pass trans-inclusive ENDAs – if they ever get to it at all. (Thanks to KatRose at Pam’s place for the numbers.) Fifteen years is the difference between me now and me in the middle of high school just starting to come out. Knowing then that the law protected me would have changed my life. I’m glad it’s catching up, but how long do people have to wait until they get treated like human beings, John? Barney? Anyone?

Second, the more we incrementalize our advances, the smaller and smaller the groups we have to “get back to” become, and the less political clout they’ll have by dint of numbers. Might we get it passed anyway? Sure. New Jersey did it. Vermont did it. But they did it with allies. New Jersey’s bill more or less rode the civil unions tide through the State House (it passed on the same day, to much less fanfare). So maybe we don’t really need you, New Jersey to the contrary. You certainly don’t seem to think you need us. But it would be nice to get this done with other folks having our backs. That’s why we call it community.

Third, the notion that it will take decades to get any kind of ENDA passed if we don’t pass the stripped-down version now. Why so pessimistic? As Susan Stryker points out in her article, trans didn’t get forced on the community from outside and above. We rose up from within and below. I’ve learned a lot about my history these last couple of weeks, and the history of those that have become my family since I started this strange journey called transition. We’ve been around a long time, and we aren’t going anywhere soon. Even better, my generation – call us Gen Y, the Millennials, the under-30s, or those slackers you see hanging out at the Gamestop, whatever works for you – grew up with the closet open. For young people – queer or otherwise – gays, lesbians, transgenders and every other shade of the rainbow aren’t just some shameful thing we’ve heard about. They’re our friends, our families, and our selves. We’ve grown up seeing them out and about in the world. There are two city elected officials that are trans (and it’s not where you might expect: Missouri and Georgia). This season a network TV show – on Disney-owned ABC, no less – has a trans woman character played by a trans woman. Even the Fortune 500 are catching on. (195 companies can’t be wrong!) Sure, it’s not every state, or every family, but that’s exactly why we need these protections now. We need the kids still afraid to set foot outside their rooms to know that it’s not just in some far off big city, but right there in their hometown that they have rights. They may have to fight harder than they should to exercise them, but just the knowledge that they exist might help them feel less freakish and less afraid. We’re not looking at decades here. We’re looking at years at most. Call me an optimist, but the new generation – queer, questioning and ally alike – is coming on strong as the old dinosaurs are dying off by the month.

Why does it have to be years, either? Why not now? Whatever the discrepancy is between the number of votes in hand that would pass ENDA-lite and the votes lacking to pass full ENDA, that’s the job for the party whips. We weren’t even supposed to have political parties, but since we do, let's make the best of them. Get those waverers into line and get that bill passed. The public have spoken, and will continue speaking, but in the end, it’s your job, Congress Dems. The Republicans never have a problem getting their party to vote unanimously (and I can’t imagine every one of them believes in every single thing the GOP falls in line behind), so let’s see a little discipline in our own ranks. We’ve got a majority for a reason, so let’s put it to use!

Sure, Bush will veto it. Try it again next year. He won’t be around forever (thank goodness!). And those that will be around forever? The haters, bigots and fundies? The hell with them. Like I said, they’re a dying breed, but we’ll never be completely rid of them. They’ll always be pushing their ignorance and misinformation and they will never come around on this issue. Backing down is never going to satisfy them, so just ignore them and do the right thing anyway. Sure, it will piss them off, but they never liked us in the first place. I don’t see what difference it will make, since our very existence is the burr in their hides.

One final comment on the title of my post. It’s a riff on a line from Ms. Stryker’s article, that even if men aren’t from Mars and women aren’t from Venus, trans folks still seem to be from Pluto. (Read the article, it’s not hateful. Just a little joke on not quite knowing where we Ts fit in the mix.) I’m no astrophysicist, but I’ve got a feeling that if you took Pluto out of the solar system, it’d do some pretty funky things to Mars, Venus, and this little ball of rock we call home. So, as far as I’m concerned, I don’t care if you’re from Pluto, Sedna, or the Oort Cloud, you’ve got a place in my solar system. We’re all in it together, and we’ll all get what we deserve – no, what we’re due – together. Anything less just isn’t good enough.

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