Half Hour Crap Hour: Buh-Bye

Shockingly, Fox's SVP of programming, Bill Shine, sent out a memo stating their wonderfully successful right-wing version of The Daily Show is headed for the bin:

Joel Surnow and I have mutually decided that we will not continue the Half Hour News Hour beyond its current 15 episode run. The last show will be presented on September 16th.

While HHNH performed admirably in the ratings and Kurt Long and Jennifer Robertson did a wonderful job, we are considering ways to retool the show for future scheduling needs. There is still a chance you will see the program at some point in the future.
There's also a chance that a titty-bar will open on the grounds of The Vatican, but not bloody likely. With all the great reviews out there, it's amazing that they lasted 15 episodes.


These are my personal favorites:
"You couldn't skewer a cube of tofu with material this dull."

"It's even worse than anyone imagined. "

"The 1/2 Hour News Hour is slow torture all by itself. "

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Barnes Swallow

Fred Barnes has always been a suck-up to the Bush administration, but his farewell to Karl Rove in The Weekly Standard is over the top:

Rove is the greatest political mind of his generation and probably of any generation. He not only is a breathtakingly smart strategist but also a clever tactician. He knows history, understands the moods of the public, and is a visionary on matters of public policy. But he is not a magician.
In other words, it's not the fault of the greatest political mind since Creation that the president he works for hasn't accomplished anything in his second term except to get 70% of the American electorate to disapprove of his performance in office. No, that's someone else's fault.
Rove has been faulted for the failure of Bush's two major domestic initiatives of his second term, Social Security reform and immigration reform. For sure, Rove strongly favored both policies and expected them to fare better than they did. But is he to blame for near-unanimous Democratic opposition to overhauling Social Security? Of course not.
Seeing as how Social Security reform couldn't get started when the Republicans had the majority in the House and Senate and Mr. Bush's immigration reform started a revolt in his own party, it doesn't speak too well to the abilities of the greatest political mind of this or any generation.

But Karl did sign Fred's yearbook, so it's all good.

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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Your Daily Reminder that FOX News is Pathetic

Just how pathetic, you ask?

This pathetic:

There's a new tool out there that lets you search the destination IP addresses for people editing wikipedia entries. Arthur Bergman found that folks at Fox News's IP address were editing Al Franken's entry. Apparently, Fox News propagandists deleted Franken's statement that Fox News's legal case against Franken was ""literally laughed out of court" and that "wholly (holy) without merit" is a good characterization of Fox News itself." The Fox News users also added a 'liberal' adjective when characterizing the NPR show 'Fresh Air'.
This has been Your Daily Reminder that FOX News is Pathetic.

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I Get Letters

Every time I write to my elected officials over some new Bush Administration outrage, I always click the "I request a personal reply" box. Not that I'm expecting an actual personal message from anyone, but I at least like to know what the form letters are claiming. I was pleased to see that both of my Senators voted against the FISA bill, but I wanted to make sure that they knew I expected them to vote that way, and they'd better be fighting that damn thing in six months.

I may or may not have been insulting to Gonzo. I'm only human, after all.

Well, today, Senator Obama's reply arrived. Let's just say I was less than impressed. I've highlighted a few passages that jumped out at me.

Dear Paul:

Thank you for contacting me regarding your concern about the President’s domestic surveillance program. I appreciate hearing from you.

As you know, the 109th Congress came to a close without legislative action on the issue of domestic surveillance. After months of negotiations with the White House, Republican leaders were unable to produce a bill capable of drawing enough support to break a bipartisan filibuster. A day before the Judiciary Committee took up a “compromise" bill that I believe afforded the President too much power without sufficient oversight, a bipartisan group of senators expressed to Judiciary Committee Chairman Arlen Specter their reservations about his proposal.

The domestic surveillance debate is still ongoing, but the shift in party control on Capitol Hill has clearly had an impact on this critical debate over the balance of power in our system of government. On January 17, 2007, after conducting its wiretapping program without court approval for over 5 years, the Justice Department announced that the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) court had approved its program to listen to communications between people in the U.S. and other countries if there is probable cause to believe one or the other is involved in terrorism. Then, in early February, the Justice Department announced that it will give the Intelligence and Judiciary Committees of both chambers of Congress access to previously withheld documents on the NSA program. The congressional committees with jurisdiction over this issue hailed the agreement as a step in the right direction.

I am disappointed that at the last-minute, Congress passed hastily crafted legislation to expand the authority of Attorney General Gonzales and the director of National Intelligence to conduct surveillance of suspected foreign terrorists without a warrant or real oversight, even if the targets are communicating with someone in the United States. As you know, this legislation was signed into law by the President on August 5, 2007, and expires after six months.

Providing any president with the flexibility necessary to fight terrorism without compromising our constitutional rights can be a delicate balance. I agree that technological advances and changes in the nature of the threat we face may require that the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), enacted in 1978, be updated to reflect the reality of the post 9/11 world. But that does not absolve the President of the responsibility to fully brief Congress on the new security challenge and to work cooperatively with Congress to address it. I am hopeful that Congress will revisit this extraordinary grant of powers before its 6-month expiration date to develop legislation that meets this challenge while protecting the rights of Americans.

The American people understand that new threats require flexible responses to keep them safe, and that our intelligence gathering capability needs to be improved. What they do not want is for the President or the Congress to use these imperatives as a pretext for promoting policies that not only go further than necessary to meet a real threat, but also violate some of the most basic tenets of our democracy.

Like most members of Congress, I continue to believe the essential objective of conducting effective domestic surveillance in the war on terror can be achieved without discarding our constitutionally protected civil liberties. I look forward to working with my colleagues in Congress, and with the President, to meet this uniquely American challenge.

Thank you again for writing. Please stay in touch as this debate continues.

Sincerely,

Barack Obama
United States Senator
Well, gee golly and gosh, Senator, thanks for your response. I can tell you're really fighting the Bush Administration on the important issues.

While I'm glad to receive a response to my letter, I've got to say, I'm extremely disappointed, to use your words, in this milquetoast reply. (And if your office is sending out such blasé responses without your knowledge, I'm even less impressed.) For someone that has been constantly touted as a fiery and passionate speaker, this has to be one of the formiest form letters I've ever read. We're not angry because we want the president to "fully brief Congress on the new security challenge," we're angry about abuse of power. We're angry that Bush and his cronies have used 9-11 as an excuse to spy on Americans and their political enemies, and all the Democrats have done is pick up the bullshit refrain that this is all somehow to stop "terrorists." This has nothing to do with terrorism; this is all about strengthening the Republican Party and furthering their plans. This also isn't the time for a "delicate balance." This is the time for a goddamned fight. You don't need to cower from a lame duck.

I'm becoming more and more frustrated with my "Senator," a man who was whisked into office by constituents with the highest of hopes, who almost immediately began a bid for the Presidency, and abruptly vanished from our state. I was watching the news the other day, and Obama's recent visit to Illinois was treated as it should be, as a rare and exciting event. However, there was none of the irony and frustration that should have accompanied such a story. No one was asking "Where the hell have you been, Senator? We know you're running for President, but we voted you in because we thought you'd help us here." Out of all the stories I've seen on my local news about Obama, I can't think of a single one that referenced anything but his Presidential campaign. There has been nothing about his work in this state.

I made the point in my letter to Senator Obama that Illinois (and Chicago, particularly) residents aren't very forgiving when they've been screwed over. You know what I hardly ever see anymore? Obama bumper stickers. There were squillions of them when he was running for Senator; now that he's a "national" figure, somehow they've all vanished. If he loses the Democratic nomination (and frankly, I think he will), he's going to return to a state that isn't too happy to see him.

Let's just say that I hope, for his career's sake, he's got some help for Illinois on the back burner.

He might also want to change his letter signature to "Barack Obama, United States Presidential Candidate," if he's being perfectly honest.


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WTP: Petraeus Report Edition

Atrios: "The Wise Old Men Eagerly Await the Petraeus Report. And they'll pretend to not notice that it's going to be written by the White House."

Despite Bush's repeated statements that the report will reflect evaluations by Petraeus and Ryan Crocker, the U.S. ambassador to Iraq, administration officials said it would actually be written by the White House, with inputs from officials throughout the government.
Let me repeat that again, lest anyone miss it: The Petraeus Report is going to be written by the White House.

The LA Times graciously and responsibly puts that little tidbit seven paragraphs from the bottom of a two-page story, btw.

I imagine this news will deeply aggravate the war supporters who keep arguing the biggest problem is that the Bush administration mishandled the war, and it will naturally piss off the antiwar contingent. All that then remain are the Bush-basers, who support the war because their cowboy hero tells them to support the war—the ones who will cheer wildly at the thought of Bush cleverly hoodwinking America yet again—and the media who will dutifully ignore the real author of the report. Sigh.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Spider-Man


Not to be confused with the later, live action The Amazing Spider-Man, which I did last September.

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Question of the Day

Another good one suggested by Mama Shakes: What fairy tale or children's story character reminds you most of yourself and why?

I don't want to say she reminds me of myself, but the character from a children's book whom I most aspire to be like on a basic level is probably Miss Laura from Beautiful Joe (about which I've written before and which you can read here, if you are so inclined).

Mr. Shakes is totally Max from Where the Wild Things Are, btw.

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Scissors Beats Paper

Victor David Hanson explains to Hugh Hewitt that there's no time like the present for Iran:

HH: Ought we to be talking to Iran right now, Victor Davis Hanson?

VDH: Yeah, I think that’s way, way overdue. We really need to start doing some things beyond talking, and if that is going into Iranian airspace, or buzzing Iranians, or even starting to forget where the border is and taking out some of these training camps, we need to do that and send a message, because they’re a paper tiger. They really are.
As ThinkProgress notes, paper tigers are generally not beings you need to throw bombs at. You may not even need to raise scissors against them.

However, I think that Hanson slipped and really meant a paper liger. As we all know, a liger's skills in magic are quite formidable, even on paper. Erasers are no match for a paper liger. Don't even think of raising pencil or pen to modify its form. Its magic shield can easily repel such foolish attempts.

No, my friends, you must commit the whole way if you want to take on a liger. And Victor knows this. He knows it all too well. Why it must've been about 20 to 30 years ago when that last liger got away...

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It's Vay-kay Time, Bitchez!


Thanks to Shaker Chris for the heads-up!

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Phew: For a Moment There, I Thought We Might Have to Live Without Him

Imus Settles With CBS, May Make Comeback: "Don Imus has reached a settlement with CBS over his multimillion-dollar contract and is negotiating to resume his broadcasting career. … Imus is talking to WABC-AM and other stations about making a possible comeback, a person familiar with the talks told The Associated Press."

Might that "person familiar with the talks" by any chance be an enormous douchehound in a cowboy hat with a pen up his nose?



Just checking.

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What's To Like?

A CNN poll says that Hillary Clinton is electable and a strong leader but isn't as likeable as Barack Obama.

Democrats consider New York Sen. Hillary Clinton the most electable candidate in the presidential field, according to a CNN/Opinion Research Corporation poll out Monday afternoon.

Democratic voters polled in the new survey also consider the senator from New York to be the strongest leader and the most experienced, but Sen. Barack Obama has a light edge on likeability.
I don't know where pollsters or campaign strategists get the idea that likeability is relevant in choosing a president.

Oh, wait, yes I do. Thanks to television and the mass media, we've become convinced that a likeable and attractive candidate with a killer smile and an affable demeanor will somehow be a good president. It started with "I Like Ike" in 1952, about the same time that TV was becoming a part of the infrastructure of a campaign, and hasn't stopped since. Kennedy beat Nixon because he was the first rock-star candidate, and since then we've tended to base our choice not on the man who could solve our problems and lead us to a better future but with whom we'd like to have a beer with. There have been exceptions: Richard Nixon and Jimmy Carter pretty much cancel each other out. George W. Bush won that round in 2000, but he also proved to be the guy who would get shitfaced drunk, trash the place, barf on your shoes, and stick you with the bar tab. Now we're up to the American Idol level of elections, and even the candidates are aware of the fact; John Edwards gets grief for his haircuts and Mitt Romney actually buys make-up, but it's more out of a measure of jealousy that the other candidates snipe at them because they're buying into the illusion that image is more important than substance.

One would hope that after the last seven years we would have matured beyond that phase of adolescent fascination with shallowness, but I doubt it. More's the pity.

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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Bookends

In what feels to me like a bookend to my earlier post, We May Never Cheer, John Cole explains Why Rove Failed.

[T]he real problem is Rove and company’s complete reliance on gutter politics.

If you look back at every stinking pile of excrement pushed by this administration, in every debate, there had to be an opposition group, the outgroup, to vilify in order to push the agenda du jour (as noted in the comments, any disagreement in any form was considered to be treasonous).

…All the alleged principles are gone- there are no core “conservative beliefs” left- those were all picked off one by one for some short term political victory or another.
Go read the whole thing.

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It's Scientific!

So, this post began as a comment at Feministe in response to a post in which Sara argues that we shouldn't resist scientific findings that offend our sensibilities, because fact just is what it is, and our ethics don't rely exclusively on science anyway. As in, it doesn't really matter if men are scientifically proven to be smarter than women, because that's still no excuse for discriminating against women.

Which I agree with, to a point. The way we treat each other shouldn't be entirely dependent on what scientists can tell us about the way different human beings are wired. But the point at which I disagree starts right about here:

We've gotten good enough at asking the right questions and interpreting the answers to know that men and women (and anyone else on or off the gender continuum) have enough human potential that their gender doesn't need to dictate how they live their lives.
I don't even know what to say about that beyond, O RLY? If a study came out tomorrow saying "Yes, it's true, women really suck at business!" you think that would have no effect on hiring decisions, the stay-at-home-mom debate, the stock of women-owned companies, and the general level of respect accorded to women in this culture -- just off the top of my head? Because as a culture, we're already so enlightened?

But I'm getting ahead of myself. Before I go into why I don't buy her argument, I need to acknowledge that, frankly, I'm pretty angry at Sara right now. [Note: after I posted this at my own blog earlier today, Sara graciously responded in comments both there and at Feministe. I'm not angry anymore, but I'm leaving this in for context.] Because, in the course of that post, she also took what I believe is a really unfair swipe at me. She completely misrepresented something I wrote, snarked on an argument I didn't even make, and then was kind enough to toss me this bone: "I don't mean to pick on people who don't have all the specific knowledge that I do." You see, it's my lack of a degree in molecular biology that makes me so foolish. And hey, that can't be helped!

So, yeah, I'm not exactly going into this post with a positive attitude. But the reason I made it a post instead of a comment is that A) it got really fucking long, and B) it grew beyond a mere defense of what I actually said, and my poor, weak, humanities-trained critical faculties. I started out just talking to her, but then... well, read for yourself.

Sara, you know what's funny? I actually agree with a big part of your point here. But for some nutty reason, I got all hung up on the fact that you nakedly condescended to me in a high-traffic public space, more than a month after we already had this conversation on my blog.

So hung up, in fact, that I'm not going to take the high road and just e-mail you about it.

Here's how you framed my interpretation of the "zombie fat" study:
... Harding found a news article about a study that showed a link between any history of high weight or obesity in a mother’s lifetime and high-birthweight infants. She thought it was ridiculous: some sort of fat-phobic anti-fantasy about people being forever marked - even through generations - by ever having succumbed to fat.
This is so disingenuous, I don't even know where to begin. You make it sound as if I believe the connection they found between fat women and fat babies is "some sort of fat-phobic anti-fantasy." As I already said in comments -- and which was perfectly clear in my original post -- I don't dispute the study's findings, which were that fat women have fat babies, even if they lose weight prior to a pregnancy. This neither shocks nor offends me.

The point we're arguing about is their speculation regarding the reason why losing weight doesn't substantially reduce the likelihood of having a fat baby -- i.e., a question that there's obviously no existing factual answer to, or they wouldn't be speculating.

You think zombie fat is plausible. I don't. I've already acknowledged that it's possible and publicly offered to buy you dinner if we find out down the line that zombie fat is the real deal. But right now, you, I, and the researchers are all just guessing, so I'm going to stand by my assertion that I don't think they've come up with a very good guess.

For the record, no, I don't think genetics are the only cause of fat. I do think that, when we're talking about fat mothers having fat babies, heritability of fat is a highly plausible explanation. Much more plausible, to my mind, than zombie fat. That's all I ever said. Granted, I said it in an incredibly snarky way, and if I'm proven wrong, I'll look pretty silly for that. But since my whole point is that I don't think their explanation is especially likely, I'm obviously not too worried about that. If I'd said it was impossible, you'd have every right to keep telling me why I'm wrong. But I never did.

To expand on where I'm coming from, my opinion is largely influenced by the way they arrived at the conclusions that led to the speculation. They looked at women who were fat prior to having one baby, lost weight, then had another baby. Given what I know about weight loss, I'm guessing there was less than a 5-year gap between the weight loss and the subsequent pregnancies, and those women probably gained the weight back eventually. If they didn't, then I might be more interested in the zombie fat conclusion; but assuming they did -- which, given the statistics on weight loss, is a pretty safe assumption -- then I see absolutely nothing to indicate that these women were not categorically Fat Women, even if they temporarily lost weight. Which means all this study really proved is that Fat Women have Fat Babies. Which, again... duh.

So. That's my opinion. I've acknowledged that other opinions are valid and other explanations are possible, because that's the only intellectually honest position to take. But I really don't see why I should feel obligated to act as if I believe it is likely that the fat these women lost affected their subsequent pregnancies. And I can't emphasize enough that that assertion is what I was and am reacting to: the idea that if you lose weight, that fat that is now gone continues to affect you. Is that theoretically possible, given the little-understood hormonal properties of body fat? Sure. But I don't personally think that's a better explanation for these findings than an inherited predisposition to fatness. If they find more evidence to support the zombie fat theory, I'll reconsider. But in the absence of that, I see no reason whatsoever to take a stronger position than, "Sure, it's possible."

Now, on to the part where I do agree with you... You're absolutely right that the way we treat other human beings should remain constant, regardless of what science tells us about why some people are the way they are. And I would never say science shouldn't explore questions that might yield answers I don't like.

But it's dangerously naive to think that as a culture, we'll just take any given findings like a bunch of mature adults and treat each other well anyway -- not to mention dangerously naive to assume that any findings arrived at under the banner of "science" represent objective facts. While there would be no reason to hate gay people even if being gay were a choice, or to pass over a qualified woman for a job even if it were proven that, on average, men are better than women at math, there's also absolutely no reason for gay people and women to roll over and say, "Well, Almighty Science contradicts my lived experience, so I guess that's that." Science is one part of the puzzle we're all trying to work out; lived experience is another; and there are many, many other parts. From your post, I think we agree on that point.

But what your post leaves out is the fact that in the culture we've got -- as opposed to the one we want -- evidence like that would not be dismissed as a scientific curiosity that has no effect on our collective ethical system; it would absolutely be used to justify further discrimination against already oppressed populations.

So if there are any legitimate questions about how the scientists arrived at that evidence, what their biases were, who funded the research, etc. -- and there are always legitimate questions of that nature -- it makes all the sense in the world to question such findings instead of simply saying, "Hey, it's science! Must be true!" The ethical implications are not separate from the science, before or after any given study is performed. And I absolutely believe it's our duty as feminists to scrutinize the hell out of any research that suggests women are intrinsically inferior to men -- and our duty as humanists to do the same to any research with a conclusion that can be used to justify bigotry.

If such scrutiny reveals that the methodology was perfect, the researchers and their financial backers are pure as the driven snow, and the conclusions are indeed airtight, then yes, of course we need to accept a difficult truth. But how often does that happen? Until we arrive at that point of certainty, which we almost never do, I believe we're obligated to keep questioning any findings that can be used to classify some groups of human beings as intrinsically better than others. As often and as loudly as possible.

Scientific research has uncovered a handful of seemingly universal truths that have stood the test of time (so far), but much more often, it uncovers partial truths that might help us put another piece of the puzzle in place but really don't, by themselves, bring us noticeably closer to The Big Picture. Evolution, gravity, relativity, etc., aren't your everyday scientific findings. Your everyday scientific findings are usually wide open to interpretation, no matter how scrupulously the researchers adhered to the scientific method.

And I personally believe that's because The Big Picture isn't just scientific -- it's social, political, economic, spiritual, you name it. You seem to be saying the same basic thing, but I don't believe you go far enough. Because the truth about why people behave the way they do, how women are different from men, why bodies are different, why we're attracted to different people, how intelligent we are, how naturally compassionate we are -- none of it can be measured fully and accurately by science. There's no way to control for all the confounding variables of being human.

That doesn't mean we should stop trying to learn about what makes us tick, coming at it from every possible angle. It does, however, mean that when science produces a conclusion that offends our sensibilities, it is perfectly reasonable to question how the researchers arrived at that conclusion; our sensibilities often reflect a whole lot of other Big Picture truths, and science doesn't automatically trump those. Given the long, long history of "scientific" conclusions that ultimately reflect little more than the hopes, fears, and best guesses of a particular population at a particular time, there's no logical reason to believe that because a conclusion was arrived at via OMG SCIENCE, it represents objective truth.

Make no mistake: I have tremendous respect for science. I'm fascinated and awed by what scientists do. I just don't think it's the be-all and end-all when it comes to answers about the human condition. I don't think math or literature or history or economics or religion are, either; I think they all play a part. That interconnectedness might be the most important thing I learned in the process of getting my two humanities degrees -- followed closely by learning to think critically about texts and consider the flawed human beings behind them.

And of course, I'm just another flawed human being producing texts here. I might be wrong about a lot of things. But so might scientists. So might everyone. That doesn't mean any of us should stop trying to find capital-T Truth, using the best methods we have -- but it does mean we should all be humble in that search, thoughtful about the contexts in which we arrive at particular conclusions, and cognizant that The Big Picture is indeed fucking big -- and it includes a whole lot of truths that can't ever be demonstrated in a lab.

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Yep

John Gibson Is a Sick Freak.

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We May Never Cheer

Creature isn't feeling excited about Rove's arrivederci: "You know, I'm not all rah rah over Rove's departure. The earth has been scorched, the death toll is astronomical, and Rove gets to go home, spin in novel form, and collect his riches. I want to cheer, but I just don't have it in me."

And I can relate. I never expected Rove to resign, unless it was in disgrace. He was supposed to get caught and collapse spectacularly, or stick it out until the bitter end—but either way, never was he supposed to hand in his resignation and stroll off with a shrug, like a college kid who gets bored with "the bullshit" at Circuit City and decides to try working at Borders for awhile. It just feels…wrong.

It wasn't even a lead story on the news last night, and why would it be? Most Americans don't even recognize the name of the man who has been a Republican operative for longer than I've been alive, who has been shadowed by scandal nearly as long, who was fired from Daddy Bush's 1992 presidential campaign for unethical leaking, who then managed Dubya's 1994 and 1998 Texas gubernatorial campaigns, spending years molding and shaping his candidate into presidential material, finally getting him into the White House in 2000, from where the Turd Blossom himself has orchestrated domestic (and foreign) policy for the last six+ years. Much of the new American landscape is attributable to Rove's machinations, but most Americans couldn't pick him out of a crowd of two.

So it makes sense he'd go slinking off into the sunset without much fanfare, but it still doesn't feel right.

I hope that Emptywheel is right, that one of the investigations which have veered impossibly close to Rove without actually touching him might one day get him in a stranglehold. But I don't hold out much hope for it, if I'm honest. I feel like there's a good possibility this is merely the first (or second, if one counts Rummy) of many unceremonious fades from the failing light of a waning administration. I once said that I fervently long for the day when Bush takes his leave from governance and retreats to Crawford for good, where I won't give the tiniest, microscopic shit about him whethter he is lost in a tragic brush-clearing accident and his body devoured by wild dogs before the search party arrives, or whether he lives out the remainder of his useless life in good health and happiness—either way, I don't care, as long as I never have to think about him for the rest of my days. I want to say the same thing about Rove, but I can't even say it about Bush anymore.

How will I not think about them? I can't imagine casting my eyes toward Iraq, or writing a post about the still-struggling Gulf Cost, or reading another infuriating 5-4 decision by the Supreme Court, or hearing about a family who lost their home because of the catastrophic combination of a healthcare crisis and no health insurance, or a crumbling infrastructure, or American students falling behind their global peers, or American scientists falling behind theirs, or any one of dozens of issues that have Rove's grubby fingerprints and Bush's crummy signature (not to mention a signing statement or twelve) all over them, and failing to think about them. They have changed our country. They have changed our lives.

Traces of those changes will linger insistently, along with reminders of the men behind them. We will be unable to avoid thinking of them, I fear, no matter how much we may want and try, when Bush's adulators, having spent years putting his name on their bumpers and his initial on their baseball caps, turn their attentions to celebrating him in his withdrawal by putting his face on silver coins and petitioning to rename schools and highways in his honor. And it will be equally as hard to forget as it will be to remember without the peculiar lens of national memory clouding our own. The tones and shades and contours of our memory of this time may well be influenced by how the nation chooses to regard it.

The years 1945 to 1960 are often referred to as a golden age of America, after boys who were ripped from the arms of their belles and sent to another continent to fight a great war against tyranny and despair, had returned home as men, as heroes, and set to work, every last one of them, grabbing the American Dream with both hands. On the GI bill, they went to college and found themselves good jobs in an expanding economy. Scientists in white lab coats and square, black-framed glasses toiled away, trying to pull ahead in the Space Race that had captured Americans’ imagination. Teenagers hung out at sock hops and neon-lit diners, girls longing for lavaliers and boys who wondered how to get laid. It was the dawn of suburbia, with fancy, new-fangled household gadgets to make life easier, and television, and TV dinners. Elvis’ pelvis was considered a scandal, and Marilyn Monroe a bombshell. Dad had a pension and the promise of a gold watch after 30 years, and Mom had a Frigidaire. And everyone was happy.

At least in the national memory, they were. That time was imperfect like any other, and perhaps even more so than most. Half a million of those boys who went off to war never came home—and some of them weren’t boys at all, but men, who left wives and children with desperate struggles in the place where their husbands and fathers had been. Some who had come home were never the same, their bodies or minds damaged beyond real repair. Segregation was about to come to an explosive ending (in the legal books, anyway), future feminists and gay rights activists were beginning to get restless with the political and cultural marginalization they experienced, McCarthy was on his Communist witch hunt, and we fought an all-but-forgotten war in Korea for three years and lost over 35,000 soldiers. There were back-alley abortions, and J.D. Salinger, James Dean, and the beatniks represented a side of popular culture that never quite made it onto Happy Days, a show that brought the nation’s memory of the era to life. The Cunninghams never had to find out that Elvis and Marilyn both died of drugs.

In each of our histories, outside of what we remember fondly, there are the things we just can’t recall, the things we choose to forget, and the things we’d forget if only we could. The same is true of our national memory; there are times we cannot forget, and shouldn’t, even if we wanted to—Nixon will always remain shrouded in shame, never to be celebrated as a good president. Reagan is another story—we seem to have become as forgetful as he was, and his lasting legacy is more positive than not in the nation’s memory, although it probably doesn’t deserve to be. Bush's legacy is yet to be defined in our national memory, and will inevitably be determined by what falls in between now and then, whenever then may be. It’s impossible to know what will come.

Imagine being able to forget an entire war, just to make our national memory what we want it to be.

Imagine not knowing the name Karl Rove, in spite of the effect he's had on your country.

I want to cheer that he's gone, too, but the man moving back to Texas doesn't magically restore what he has dismantled. It doesn't undo what he has done. It doesn't erase everything that has transpired since the fateful day in 1973 when Daddy Bush asked his young minion to take some car keys to his son Dubya, a meeting about which Rove would later fondly reminisce: "Huge amounts of charisma, swagger, cowboy boots, flight jacket, wonderful smile, just charisma—you know, wow." We may never comprehend the full gravity of that meeting. I don't believe we yet fully grasp the scope of his influence.

And it may be a very long time before our country and our world is free of the obvious traces of that influence. Gone but not forgotten… What chills me is the thought of his lasting influence. What bothers me is the possibility that he'll never be gone enough, that perhaps we may never cheer that he has gone, because he really hasn't.

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Some suggested the president's going-away gift for Rove was inappropriate.

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LaVena Johnson's father to speak at Veterans for Peace national convention

As part of its 22nd annual national convention taking place in St. Louis, Veterans for Peace will hold a press conference on sexual assault in the military on Friday, August 17, 12:30 - 1:45 pm Central. The event will be held outside the Robert A. Young Federal Building, 1222 Spruce Street. Among the participants will be Dr. John Johnson, father of PFC LaVena Johnson, the area soldier who died under clouded circumstances in Iraq two years ago. Other scheduled participants include:

  • Sara Rich, mother of Suzanne Swift, victim of rape while in the US military in Iraq
  • Maricella Guzman, victim of sexual assault while in the US military
  • Michael McPherson, Executive Director of Veterans for Peace and veteran of the US Army and Gulf War I
  • Sharon Kufeldt, Veteran of Vietnam War and Vice-President of Veterans for Peace
  • Ellen Barfield, served in Korea and former Vice-President of Veterans for Peace
  • Ann Wright, Colonel, Retired, US Army Reserves
From the VFP press release on the press conference:

Sexual assault and rape of women and men in the US military increased so dramatically during the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan that in 2005 then Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld formed a task force on sexual assault.

Nearly one-third of a nationwide sample of women veterans who sought health care through the Veterans Administration said they experience rape or attempted rape during their service. Of that group, 37 percent said they were raped multiple times and 14 percent reported they were gang-raped. Department of Defense has been reluctant to release statistics on sexual assault of men in the military, but anecdotal evidence indicates that the statistics are alarmingly high.

Over the past 10 years, more than 700 US Army Recruiters have been accused of sexual misconduct or rape.

60 years of US military studies and task forces since women began entering the military in larger numbers have not lessened the incidents of assault and rape.

We call on the Department of Defense and the US Military Recruiting Commands and the Military Entrance Processing Stations to formally notify women and men of the statistics on the incidence of the criminal acts of sexual assault and rape of women and men in the military committed by fellow members of the military, many in their chain of command.
Links to additional information on sexual assault in the military may be found at the VFP National Convention media page (scroll down to 'References for Sexual Assault Press Conference').

(Cross-posted.)

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Tuesday Morning Conchords

Sunday's episode was one of my favorites evah, because I completely love when Murray (aka Gingerballs) gets mad at Jemaine and Bret, and he spent approximately the entire episode being aggravated with the "leather-clad lunatics." By the time he announced he's "livid with you turkeys," I thought I would die of laughter. The entire episode in three parts is below the song snippet, as always.


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Katrina Update: Investor Class Windfall Edition

Katrina aid goes toward luxury condos:

With large swaths of the Gulf Coast still in ruins from Hurricane Katrina, rich federal tax breaks designed to spur rebuilding are flowing hundreds of miles inland to investors who are buying up luxury condos near the University of Alabama's football stadium.

About 10 condominium projects are going up in and around Tuscaloosa, and builders are asking up to $1 million for units with granite countertops, king-size bathtubs and 'Bama decor, including crimson couches and Bear Bryant wall art.

…The [Gulf Opportunity Zone Act of 2005, or GO Zone] contains a variety of tax breaks designed to stimulate construction in Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama. It offers tax-free bonds to developers to finance big commercial projects like shopping centers or hotels. It also allows real estate investors who buy condos or other properties in the GO Zone to take accelerated depreciation on their purchases when they file their taxes.
Despite Tuscaloosa being about 200 miles from the coast and having suffered "only heavy rain and scattered wind damage from Katrina," it's nonetheless been made a part of the GO Zone—and hence a beneficiary of the rebuilding perks available—but surely not, no chance, no way, no how because Republican Sen. Richard Shelby, who hails from Tuscaloosa and graduated from Alabama, sits on the powerful Appropriations Committee, don't even suggest it, mercy me.

It's because Tuscaloosa suffered, bitchez—there were "hundreds of evacuees who remained here for weeks after the hurricane." That's right! Hundreds of them! And some of them arrived having not even showered in two whole days! You can't imagine what that does to a place, people.

An investor could write off more than $155,000 of the cost of a $300,000 condo in the first year and use the savings to lower his taxes on other rental income, according to Kelly Hayes, a tax attorney who advises investors in Southfield, Mich. Without the GO Zone tax break, the depreciation benefit from a single year on such a property would typically be just $10,909.
The tax breaks, we're assured, "do not take money away from Katrina victims closer to the coast," which is awesome and all, except for the "red tape and disorganization [that] have stymied the rebuilding in some of the devastated coastal areas." Oh—and there's this other thing too: "The tax break is not available to people who buy a home for their own use."

Just "investors." So you could build a home and rent it out and get the tax break, but you can't build a home and house yourself and your kids and get it.

To whom do we owe this investor class hummer?

President Bush signed the GO Zone bill less than four months after Katrina struck. It was sponsored by GOP Sen. Trent Lott, who lost his beachfront home in Pascagoula, Miss., and was modeled after the legislation passed to stimulate the recovery of lower Manhattan after the Sept. 11 attacks.
There's a fucking shocker, eh? But wait: The White House says "the economic package has been vital to helping with the cleanup and rebuilding after Katrina and Hurricane Rita. Tens of millions in tax-free bonds have gone for affordable housing for hurricane victims, officials say."

Yet state reports reviewed by the AP and interviews show that the most ballyhooed part of the GO Zone bill — $15 billion in tax-exempt bonds — has had relatively little effect so far.
Huh. It's not like the Bush administration to lie to us.

On the storm-raked shores of Lake Pontchartrain in Slidell, Chad Mayo, a pawn shop operator whose business was flooded by Katrina, asked: "The GO Zone? What's that? We're in the dead zone."
He's obviously just got a partisan agenda. I mean, why doesn't he just move to Tuscaloosa and buy one of those fancy new million-dollar condos and quit whining already?

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Lou Grant

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