What the hell is wrong with The New Republic?

In case you've missed the latest kerfuffle going on at the hawkish center-lefty rag that was once the proud home of fabulist Stephen Glass and remains the home of sockpuppet master Lee Siegel, conservatives are going nutz over a series of articles by an pseudonymous TNR contributor, touted as the "Baghdad Diarist" and purported to be an American solider serving in Iraq.

The author, who used the pen name Scott Thomas, has written three articles for the magazine since February, describing gruesome incidents in Iraq [including soldiers openly mocking a disfigured woman on their base and a private wearing a found piece of a child’s skull under his helmet]. Last week, The Weekly Standard questioned the veracity of the New Republic articles and invited readers with knowledge about the military or Baghdad to comment.

…Franklin Foer, the editor of The New Republic, will not reveal the author’s identity but says the magazine is investigating the accuracy of his articles.
Hey, swell idea. In fact, it would have been an even better idea to investigate the accuracy of the articles before publishing them.

Mr. Foer said … he had met the writer and that he knows with “near certainty” that he is, in fact, a soldier.
WTF?! Near certainty?! You've got to be fucking kidding me. I've gotten emails from people purporting to be American soldiers (or soldiers' friends/relatives) wanting messages published, and, unless I could independently confirm they were soldiers (as I could here, for example), I didn’t publish them. I would expect The New Republic to have at least the same standards, for crying out loud.

That's just basic, decent journalism.

Beyond that, there's the little issue of the American rightwing having been baselessly asserting that lefties are hostile to the troops for at least my entire life (as I was born at the tail end of the Vietnam War), a screeching din that has reached a fevered pitch during the current conflict, with anyone who fails to support the war and its architects being deemed a troops-hating traitor. Ergo, I almost can't think of a stupider thing to do than breathe even the merest hint of veracity into those claims by publishing a bunch of concocted horseshit that will be used to smear antiwar advocates for who knows how long.

If, in fact, that's what happened, it will also certainly be used to subvert via doubt any discussion of genuine despicable and criminal behavior among a minority of troops, which absolutely does need to be addressed. So I damn sure wish that Foer would have been certain, not "near certain," before he went to press with stories of soldiers who kill dogs for fun. Of course, now that he's admitted uncertainty, I don't know what will ever convince conservatives who are rightfully questioning the authenticity of the "Baghdad Diarist" that he's a real soldier, even if he is—short of his revealing himself, which I presume is very unlikely.

And, by the way, the irony of this clusterfuck emanating from the war-supporting New Republic is just bloody splendid. Thanks for fucking the antiwar left from both ends, you douchehounds.

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Interactive Legislation? Really?

Senator Dick Durbin (D-IL) is initiating an interesting experiment that brings ordinary citizens to the table to help draft legislation. Starting tonight, Senator Durbin will be holding discussions for four nights to discuss ideas about establishing a national broadband strategy.

From Senator Durbin's post at OpenLeft:

There are two reasons I'm asking for your help and participation. The first is because I think we need more public participation and transparency in the way Congress crafts significant legislation. This is an approach to legislation that has never been tried before. If it's successful -- as I believe it will be -- it may become the way lawmakers approach drafting bills on other issues like education, health care, and foreign policy.

The second reason I'm doing this is because broadband policy is one of the most important public policy issues today. Frankly, America does not have a national broadband strategy, and we are falling behind. That means our families don't have access to the best medical technologies, our students don't have access to the best educational opportunities, and our entrepreneurs are limited in the markets they can access.
You know, I have to say that I'm pretty impressed with this. On the surface, this really does look like an invitation for public participation in government policy and legislation (yes, baby-steps.. I know). I really like the idea, especially since I've long felt that elected officials seem too detached from their constituency, and are only interested in what gets them back into DC for another couple of years. In such a cynical world, it's quite a ray of hope to see that for four nights someone might actually care what we think.

Let's see how this one plays out.

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Dem Debate Wrap-Up

There is more Dem Debate Discussion than you can shake a stick at over at Memeorandum, and CNN has the full transcript in two parts. Jeff liveblogged the debate here, and Petulant's got a ton of video uploaded to his YouTube channel, too.

So I'm just going to give you my brief impressions: More so than the earlier debates, the Big Three of Edwards, Clinton, and Obama were the clear winners—although, once again, I was impressed with the depth of the field this year. Aside from Joe "Lieberman on Steroids" Biden, who continues to be alternatingly belligerent and passive aggressive, but constantly a douchehound.

With regard to the Big Three, Edwards was a big winner during the healthcare portion of the debate, during which he showed his authentic passion about America's healthcare crisis, talking about a man he met in Appalachia on the last day of his recent poverty tour: "[He was] 51 years old, three years younger than me. He'd been born with a severe cleft palate, and he was proud of the fact that someone had finally volunteered to correct it. … He had not been able to talk until it was fixed. Here was the problem. It was fixed when he was 50 years old. For five decades, James Lowe (ph) lived in the richest nation on the planet not able to talk because he couldn't afford the procedure that would've allowed him to talk. When are we going to stand up and do something about this?"

Obama didn't particularly impress or disappoint me, although Mr. Shakes was charmed by him last night. I can't even remember, honestly, which bits Mr. Shakes really liked from Obama, or if there were any bits in particular as opposed to just his overall vibe. (I think it was the latter.) Though Obama certainly had one of the best lines of the night, when the candidates were asked if they would be willing to be president for the federal minimum wage, and after a few affirmatives, Obama said, bluntly, "Well, we can afford to work for the minimum wage because most folks on this stage have a lot of money."

On the other hand, Clinton really shined throughout the entirety of the debate last night, because she finally let herself really come through during the debate. Perhaps it was the looser format, I don't know. Her best attribute has always been her; she's an amazing woman with a great mind and a quick wit—and that was really on display last night. I've always found her eminently diggable as a person, but not so much as a candidate, until last night. One of her absolute best moments was the one in which she responded to a complaint I have often made—that if she won, it would make for dueling dynasties (Bush Clinton Bush Clinton) in the Oval Office—and her answer completely won me over.


Clinton: Well, I think it is a problem that Bush was elected in 2000. [wild applause] I actually thought somebody else was elected in that election, but, you know... [applause] Obviously, I am running on my own merits, but I am very proud of my husband's record as president of the United States. [applause] You know what is great about this is look at this stage and look at the diversity you have here in the Democratic Party. Any one of us would be a better president than our current president or the future Republican nominee. [applause] So I'm looking forward to making my case to the people of this country, and I hope they will judge me on my merits.

Well played, Hils. Good on ya, grrl.

The last bit of the debate, the "comic relief," in which the candidates were asked to look to their left and say one thing they like and one thing they don't like about the candidate standing there, was pretty funny—and was another winner for Clinton, when Edwards and Obama teased her about her jacket and she had an opportunity to give that full-throated, wicked laugh of hers I love. And she also made a great point about how ready the Democrats are to lead. Richardson got off a good line, too: "You know, let me just say, I love all of the candidates here. In fact, I think they would all do great in the White House as my vice president."

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Nevermind

We're down again. So plan on hanging out here for the time being.

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wedded bliss


Take the other’s hand in the dance of life and reach for the other when you stumble.*


Four kids, a dog, a cat, a minivan, and eight years later...and still dancin'.






*from our wedding ceremony

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The Heart of a Chickenhawk

Glenn Greenwald does a masterful take on The Weekly Standard's cover article by Dean Barnett that defines the "9/11 generation" and contrasts it with the Baby Boomers who didn't fight in Vietnam.

The crux of Barnett's homage to what he calls the "9/11 Generation" is expressed as follows:
In the 1960s, history called the Baby Boomers. They didn't answer the phone.

Confronted with a generation-defining conflict, the cold war, the Boomers -- those, at any rate, who came to be emblematic of their generation -- took the opposite path from their parents during World War II. Sadly, the excesses of Woodstock became the face of the Boomers' response to their moment of challenge. War protests where agitated youths derided American soldiers as baby-killers added no luster to their image.

Few of the leading lights of that generation joined the military. Most calculated how they could avoid military service, and their attitude rippled through the rest of the century. In the 1970s, '80s, and '90s, military service didn't occur to most young people as an option, let alone a duty.

But now, once again, history is calling. Fortunately, the present generation appears more reminiscent of their grandparents than their parents.
How does one even begin counting the myths laid on top of more myths on which these claims are based? To begin with, while Barnett contrasts two significant groups of the Vietnam era -- those who bravely volunteered for combat and/or who were drafted (Jim Webb and John McCain and Chuck Hagel and John Kerry) and those who protested the war -- he revealingly whitewashes from history the other major group, the most ignoble one, the one which happens to include virtually all of the individuals who lead Barnett's political movement: namely, those who claimed to support the war but did everything possible to evade military service, sending their fellow citizens off to die instead in a war they urged.
Mr. Greenwald also does a fine job of defining the noble right wingers such as George Bush and Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich and Fred Thompson and Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney and Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity who are so proud to have others serve:
We need to prove to the world how powerful and tough and strong we are by kicking ass and starting wars and putting our boots on the ground and getting our hands dirty and bombing and invading and fighting like the Real Warriors we are because Civilization is at Risk. And the way we should do that is by sending those people -- the ones way, way over there -- to go and fight and risk their lives in the wars I love.

I am a full-throated Supporter of the Epic War of Civilizations, but I can't fight in it, because my knee hurts and I need to collect advance checks from Regnery and I want to stay at home and wipe dribble from my baby's chin. But those people over there can and should fight. And between watching Star Trek on television and playing war video games, I will log off periodically to write articles and posts about how great these wars are and I, too, will therefore be strong and noble and resolute and brave.
My theory is that those that started this war should be the ones that fight it.

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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Question of the Day

What's your favorite new album so far this year?

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Caption This Photo

Welcome back, otter.



"Are you lookin' at me?"

[Via Cute Overload.]

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Don't Flatter Yourself, Dick

Remember some time ago when the Veep dropped the F-bomb on the Senate floor? Check out his reasoning, as per Stephen Hayes' new biography:

Leahy came over and put his arm around me. And he didn’t kiss me but it was close to it. So I flashed and I told him — I dropped the F-bomb on him. … It was heartfelt.

I don't know which is funnier: Dick's thinking that anyone would want to lock lips with his chompers, or his flashing Leahy before getting pissed off.

[H/T to ThinkProgress]

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Captain America, the Perv

Here's a headline that's destined to get your attention:

Superhero Agrees to Apologize for Grope

MELBOURNE, Fla. - A doctor accused of groping a woman while he was dressed as comic book superhero Captain America has agreed to apologize to her as part of a bid to avoid trial, his lawyer said.

Raymond Douglas Adamcik, 54, was charged with misdemeanor battery, disorderly conduct, resisting an officer without violence and marijuana possession in connection with the April 21 incident at the On Tap Sports Cafe and Lounge.

Police said Adamcik groped the woman and knocked her boyfriend to the floor during a costume party. He also was charged with felony destruction of evidence after authorities said he tried to flush a marijuana cigarette down a toilet, but prosecutors reduced the charge to misdemeanor possession.

[...]

If Adamcik performs 75 hours of community service, avoids contact with his alleged victim other than to write a letter of apology and does not return to the bar, the charges will be dismissed, said his attorney, Gary Eisenmenger.

[...]

However, the doctor did lose his job, according to Melbourne Internal Medicine Associates, which oversaw Adamcik's clinic. Deborah Young, director of physician services, said he was fired last Friday.

"We felt that he would benefit from a fresh start elsewhere and we felt that it was important for us to maintain our outstanding reputation in the community," Young said.
Actually, it was the coming to work in tights that did it.

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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"Lighten Up"

Jerid at Buckeye State Blog was pissed about Mitt Romney's tacit endorsement of a sign comparing two Democratic presidential candidates to Osama bin Laden:


So he went to a Romney campaign event, a townhall meeting in Exeter, NH—and he asked him about it.


After telling Jerid "Nice try," as if his question was just a pointless "gotcha" and there's no genuine reason to question someone who wants to be president of the entire country but suggests that candidates who more closely represent half the nation are terrorists who wish for the deaths of Americans, Romney then goes on to note he doesn't read every sign and every button, big whoop, so what, geez Louise, and then tells Jerid to "lighten up."

Funny how the GOP is the party of personal responsibility when it comes to the poor, the homeless, the hungry, the jobless, those without healthcare, those without cars in the long shadow of an impending levee-destroying hurricane, kids found with joints in their back pockets, women who want abortions, and so forth and so on, but when one of them is busted giving a big grin next to a sign conflating Obama and Clinton with an infamous terrorist, then it's "I don't read every sign—not my fault—you need to lighten up!"

Pathetic.

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Two More Examples of Why We Need Federal Marriage Equality NOW

One:

California marriage laws say alimony ends when a former spouse remarries, and Ron Garber thought that meant he was off the hook when he learned his ex-wife had registered her new relationship under the state's domestic partnership law.

An Orange County judge didn't see it that way. The judge ruled that a registered partnership is cohabitation, not marriage, and that Garber must keep writing the checks, $1,250 a month, to his ex-wife, Melinda Kirkwood. Gerber plans to appeal.

…The alimony ruling shows "the irrationality of having a separate, unequal scheme" for same-sex partners, [Therese Stewart, chief deputy city attorney for San Francisco] said.
Indeed. And now it's affecting straight people, too—oh noes!—so something must surely be done about it immediately. Sigh.

Two:

Lawyers for a man who believed his domestic partnership was registered with the state of California, only to discover upon separation that his partner never mailed the form, say that he should have the same recourse available to heterosexuals who honestly believe they were validly married, but later discovered they were not.

Darrin Ellis is appealing a lower court decision that found since his former partner never filed the domestic partner form he had no right to a share of the couple's communal property.

"Because committed same-sex couples are denied access to marriage, they are left with an inferior, confusing domestic partnership system that allows people like our client to slip through the cracks," said Lambda Legal Staff Attorney Tara Borelli.
It does happen, very occasionally, that straight people think they're married and actually aren't (or, more frequently, think they're divorced and actually aren't), but I don't really think that's much of an argument for continuing to offer to same-sex couples an arrangement that leaves people in such situations without recourse, because the "putative spouse doctrine" has been ruled inapplicable.

And note that this is all happening within one state. Imagine when we've got all 50 states in on the act and, thanks to DOMA, none of them have to recognize the other's laws. It's just going to be an embarrassing, ridiculous mess, inevitably so disproportionately complicated in relation to the ease with which it could be solved that it would be laughable if these weren't American citizen's basic fucking rights we're talking about.

Honestly, it's really way beyond time to get this shit sorted out on the federal level.

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Heckuva Job, Brownie

Surely assuaging concerns in D.C. that he wouldn't be as useful a tool as his predecessor Tony Blair, new British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has evidently decided to prove his mettle as a fearless lapdog by being as belligerent as his Beltway masters:

[Brown, holding his first Downing Street press conference,] said Monday that tougher sanctions are likely against Iran over its contested nuclear program and declined to reject outright the prospect of future military action.

…"I'm not one who is going forward to say we rule out any particular form of action," Brown said, asked if he would rule out options for future military action against Iran.

…He said Britain would "take whatever measures are necessary to strengthen the sanctions regime in the future."
The US and the UK continue to fear that "Tehran is using its civilian nuclear program as a cover to produce atomic weapons," and Iran has not quelled those fears as they've now twice rejected UN Security Council resolutions "requiring it to halt uranium enrichment work." On the other hand, the "International Atomic Energy Agency said this month that Iran has scaled back its uranium enrichment program, signaling a possible willingness from Tehran to resolve the international deadlock," so perhaps now would be a good time to engage some of that famous British diplomacy instead of barking about tougher sanctions and issuing veiled threats about military action, which will necessarily be viewed through the lens of Britain's alliance with the US, where the administration is presumed to want war in Iran as a follow-up to their grand Iraq adventure.

I don't give Ahmadinejad, who's clearly crazier than a shithouse rat, the benefit of the doubt for a second, nor Ali Khamenei, who's sane but a tyrannical bully, but I'm getting extremely tired of a foreign policy that's got all the nuance of a dick-measuring contest. I'd really appreciate it if we could can the fucking bravado and start behaving like grown-ups for awhile.

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I Get Mail

From: [Name and Email Redacted]

Subject: You're a dumb bitch


Thank you for making the dummying down of America complete – so much easier to laugh at you all this way.

There’s apparently no room for drooling idiots in your family - you unilaterally get all the credit.

When god (notice the small g) realizes what a mistake she made in creating you, I wonder if she’ll finally abort you?
I'd like to note that, despite Name Redacted's opinion that I am a dumb bitch, he sent this email to me from his work email. I now know his full name, where he works, and that he was sending harassing emails from work, presumably during work hours. That means, if I were the sort of nasty person who would do such a thing, I could quite easily just forward his email to his employer and ask if they share his estimation of me, if the email were, say, transmitting an official company policy, or if I should consider their employee's opinion his alone.

So, who's the real dumb bitch here?

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Blog Note

Hey, Shakers. Sorry about the inconvenience (again). I swear, we're getting it sorted out so we don't have these problems all the bloody time; it's just taking awhile. My deepest apologies.

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Shakesville Up

We're Back, Bitchez!



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loves me some internet quizzes

Some fun for Sunday! What Kind of Liberal Are You?

My results:

How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments

My Liberal Identity:

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.

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No One's Dead. Too Bad.

In their latest dispatch about the failed terrorist plots in Britain, the AP's disappointment that there aren't bodies to be counted is palpable:

[O]n Saturday, two men rammed a flaming Jeep into the main entrance of Glasgow airport, shattering the glass doors and sparking a raging fire just yards away from people lined up at check-in counters.
Just! Yards! Away! ZOMG! Just yards away, you say? FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Now, see, here's how I'd have written that same paragraph: "On Saturday, two men rammed a flaming Jeep into the main entrance of Glasgow airport, shattering the glass doors and sparking a raging fire, but no one was hurt."

And the reason I'd write it that way is because I have this zany idea that one of the ways we can best protect ourselves and our freedom against terrorism is by not being terrorized and maintaining perspective, starting with not turning bumblefuck morons into bigger threats than they actually are by pointing out how close they came to killing people, and instead pointing out they failed utterly to even hurt anyone.

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Quote of the Day

"The dramatic events in Britain over the last couple of days are a stark reminder of a terrorist threat that is likely getting worse for the West, not better."—Steve Benen, bluntly, in a post discussing the possibility/inevitability that America will face these same types of attacks.

Where's your flypaper strategy now, Mr. Bush?

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The Virtual Pub Is Open



TFIF, Shakers. Who needs a drink?

We've got Duff on tap.




(Thanks to Fritz for tonight's pub idea!)

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