You Don't Say

Bilingualism delays onset of dementia: "Researchers said the extra effort involved in using more than one language appeared to boost blood supply to the brain and ensure nerve connections remained healthy—two factors thought to help fight off dementia."

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest that a willingness to use multiple languages also enhances one's grasp of each one.







Just a guess, though.

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Dear Tony Snow and Rush Limbaugh

Shut up.

Love,
Shakespeare's Sister

P.S. One person pointing out that another person who has no children is unlikely to be personally affected by a foreign policy the sustainability of which would inevitably require a draft is not unfeminist. Using the fact that both of those people are women to score political points is.

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Welcome to Your Police State

The Pentagon has found another use for National Security Letters, which at this point should rightly be regarded as the intelligence-gathering equivalent of the presidential signing statement—a stroke of the pen to magically turn dubiously ethical and formerly prohibited actions into perfectly legal maneuvers, with no legislation, no oversight, and no knowledge of the American people required.

The Pentagon has been using a little-known power to obtain banking and credit records of hundreds of Americans and others suspected of terrorism or espionage inside the United States, part of an aggressive expansion by the military into domestic intelligence gathering.

…Pentagon officials said they used [national security letters to gain access to financial records] to follow up on a variety of intelligence tips or leads. While they would not provide details about specific cases, military intelligence officials with knowledge of them said the military had issued the letters to collect financial records regarding a government contractor with unexplained wealth, for example, and a chaplain at Guantánamo Bay erroneously suspected of aiding prisoners at the facility.

…[E]ven when the initial suspicions are unproven, the documents have intelligence value, military officials say. In the next year, they plan to incorporate the records into a database at the Counterintelligence Field Activity office at the Pentagon to track possible threats against the military, Pentagon officials said. Like others interviewed, they would speak only on the condition of anonymity.

Military intelligence officers have sent letters in up to 500 investigations over the last five years, two officials estimated. The number of letters is likely to be well into the thousands, the officials said, because a single case often generates letters to multiple financial institutions.
Call me crazy, but this seems to be part of a pattern, where words and phrases like "national security letters," "database," and "secret" keep popping up, and it's all questionably legal or outright illegal but "an accident."

December 18, 2005: "Since October, news accounts have disclosed a burgeoning Pentagon campaign for 'detecting, identifying and engaging' internal enemies that included a database with information on peace protesters. A debate has roiled over the FBI's use of national security letters to obtain secret access to the personal records of tens of thousands of Americans. And now come revelations of the National Security Agency's interception of telephone calls and e-mails from the United States—without notice to the federal court that has held jurisdiction over domestic spying since 1978."

December 24, 2005: "The NSA traced and analyzed internet and telephone communications both coming in and going out of the US by 'tapping directly into some of the American telecommunication system’s main arteries,' making the volume of information surveilled without warrants much larger than the White House has acknowledged. … 'A former technology manager at a major telecommunications company said that since the Sept. 11 attacks, the leading companies in the industry have been storing information on calling patterns and giving it to the federal government to aid in tracking possible terrorists'."

December 27, 2005: " President Bush and other top officials in his administration used the National Security Agency to secretly wiretap the home and office telephones and monitored private email accounts of members of the United Nations Security Council in early 2003 to determine how foreign delegates would vote on a U.N. resolution that paved the way for the U.S.-led war in Iraq, NSA documents show. Two former NSA officials familiar with the agency's campaign to spy on U.N. members say then-National Security Adviser Condoleezza Rice authorized the plan at the request of President Bush, who wanted to know how delegates were going to vote. Rice did not immediately return a call for comment. The former officials said Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld also participated in discussions about the plan, which involved 'stepping up' efforts to eavesdrop on diplomats."

December 29, 2005: "The National Security Agency's Internet site has been placing files on visitors' computers that can track their Web surfing activity despite strict federal rules banning most files of that type. The files, known as cookies, disappeared after a privacy activist complained and The Associated Press made inquiries this week. Agency officials acknowledged yesterday that they had made a mistake."

January 22, 2006: "A Pentagon memo obtained by NEWSWEEK shows that the deputy Defense secretary now acknowledges that some TALON reports may have contained information on U.S. citizens and groups that never should have been retained. The number of reports with names of U.S. persons could be in the thousands, says a senior Pentagon official who asked not be named because of the sensitivity of the subject… There was information that was 'improperly stored,' says a Pentagon spokesman who was authorized to talk about the program (but not to give his name). 'It was an oversight'."

April 24, 2006: "Six NY teens have named Rummy, David Chu, Undersecretary of Defense for Personnel and Readiness, and Matt Boehmer, Director of Advertising and Market Research Studies, in the suit, alleging they broke the law 'by keeping an extensive database on potential recruits,' including records not expunged after three years as required by law and information such as social security numbers, which is also not legal. … 'The plaintiffs—all 16- and 17-year-old students from the New York area—were approached by military recruiters even after demanding that their information be stricken from the database, Lieberman said. They want the court to declare the database illegal, force the military to stop keeping improper records and pay for their lawyers'."

May 15, 2006: "A senior federal law enforcement official tells us the government is tracking the phone numbers we call in an effort to root out confidential sources. … Other sources have told us that phone calls and contacts by reporters for ABC News, along with the New York Times and the Washington Post, are being examined as part of a widespread CIA leak investigation."

May 16, 2006: "'It used to be very hard and complicated to [seek reporters' phone records in leak investigations], but it no longer is in the Bush administration,' said a senior federal official… Officials say the FBI makes extensive use of a new provision of the Patriot Act which allows agents to seek information with what are called National Security Letters (NSL). The NSLs are a version of an administrative subpoena and are not signed by a judge. Under the law, a phone company receiving a NSL for phone records must provide them and may not divulge to the customer that the records have been given to the government."

Et cetera … et cetera … et cetera …

Last November, the WaPo took a look at the FBI's increasing use of NSLs:

The FBI now issues more than 30,000 national security letters a year, according to government sources, a hundredfold increase over historic norms. The letters -- one of which can be used to sweep up the records of many people -- are extending the bureau's reach as never before into the telephone calls, correspondence and financial lives of ordinary Americans.

Issued by FBI field supervisors, national security letters do not need the imprimatur of a prosecutor, grand jury or judge. They receive no review after the fact by the Justice Department or Congress. The executive branch maintains only statistics, which are incomplete and confined to classified reports. The Bush administration defeated legislation and a lawsuit to require a public accounting, and has offered no example in which the use of a national security letter helped disrupt a terrorist plot.

..."The beef with the NSLs is that they don't have even a pretense of judicial or impartial scrutiny," said former representative Robert L. Barr Jr. (Ga.), who finds himself allied with the American Civil Liberties Union after a career as prosecutor, CIA analyst and conservative GOP stalwart. "There's no checks and balances whatever on them. It is simply some bureaucrat's decision that they want information, and they can basically just go and get it."
In other words, not only is there no oversight at all; there's also no legal recourse against them. They were specifically designed to be a tool of a police state, so we should not be remotely surprised that they are now being used by the military to do domestic law enforcement—but we should certainly be outraged and alarmed.

Also reported today: "Deep into an updated Army manual, the deletion of 10 words has left some national security experts wondering whether government lawyers are again asserting the executive branch’s right to wiretap Americans without a court warrant. The original guidelines, from 1984, said the Army could seek to wiretap people inside the United States on an emergency basis by going to the secret court set up by the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act, known as FISA, or by obtaining certification from the attorney general 'issued under the authority of section 102(a) of the Act.' That last phrase is missing from the latest manual, which says simply that the Army can seek emergency wiretapping authority pursuant to an order issued by the FISA court 'or upon attorney general authorization.' It makes no mention of the attorney general doing so under FISA."

There is no other way to construe this significant deletion in light of the administration's history aside from the obvious—the groundwork is being laid for enabling the Army to gather intelligence on American citizens, but the administration wants us to trust them that the possibility won't be abused.

Doubleplusgood, bitchez.

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The Virtual Bar Is Open



TFIF, Shakers!
Name your poison…

And yes, the Pink Pussy is a real drink:

Rum, lemon (Bacardi Limon) 2 oz.
Grand Marnier 1 dash
Tequila, gold (Jose Cuervo Especial) 1 oz.
Cranberry Juice 1 dash
Sour Mix 4 oz.

And a cherry, natch.

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Good News, Bad News

"The House approved legislation Friday requiring the government to negotiate with drug companies over the price of medicines for Medicare participants. …The vote was 255-170, mostly along party lines. The idea behind the bill is using the sheer size of the Medicare program to generate steeper discounts than private insurance plans can muster. …'If this bill is presented to the president, he will veto it,' [White House press secretary Tony Snow] said Friday."

Worst. President. Ever.

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Caption This Photo


Tears run from the eyes of U.S. President George W. Bush during a ceremony in honor of Medal of Honor winner Marine Cpl. Jason Dunham in the East room of the White House in Washington, January 11, 2007. Cpl. Dunham was killed when he jumped on a grenade to save fellow members of his Marine patrol while serving in Iraq. REUTERS/Jim Bourg (UNITED STATES)

(I don't know what the hell's going on in that horrible little head in that picture, but that's no kind of expression that matches sadness or sentimentality that I've ever seen on a human being.)

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Womb with a View

Though Nancy Pelosi's womb is very busy, August reminds us it's not, as Ben Shapiro would have us believe, remotely the most used womb in "the history of politics."

Mary - Nazareth, 1 A.D. Mary quite likely altered political actions for the remainder of human history when she gave birth to her son Jesus, considered by a vast majority of the world's population to be the son of God and/or God itself. As if the ramifications of Mary's womb's action were not enough with that act, it is believe by those adhering to the religious authority of Jesus that Mary was a virgin at the time of his birth. Should this be true- and many believe so- then Mary's womb truly is one of immense physical and political power.
I urgently recommend reading the rest of August's list of Prominent uses of wombs in the history of politics. Highly edifying.

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Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia.



H/T everyone, but Sarah in Chicago was first in the ol' inbox.

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Friday Cat Blogging

Matilda was too busy playing with a rolled up ball
of paper to be bothered posing for pictures today.



This might be my favorite picture of Matilda ever taken,
snapped as she tumbled about the room after the bit of paper:



Olivia is the markingest cat I've ever had. She rubs her face
on shit 24-7. Here she is making sure everyone knows the
kitchen island is hers.



Recommended Cat Blogging: Hamburger Head.
I adore Winston.

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Good Stuff

House Intelligence Committee Chairman Silvestre Reyes sees the light. You may remember that in December he was calling for more troops to be sent to Iraq, but he's had a change of heart and mind. I wish we could say the same for our president, but he still hasn't learned it's better to admit you were wrong than pretend you're always right, even in the face of all evidence to the contrary.

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Where You'll Find Shakes in the Card Catalogue



Via PZ. Make your own here.

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Friday Blogwhoring

The passphrase is: Adam Carolla is a shitstreak on the underpants of humanity.

Friday Blogrollin' will return next week, and I'll see if I can get the lazy twosome to pose for some pictures for Friday Cat Blogging here in a bit...

Recommended: Amie Newman's second part of Life Support for Feminist Health Care. Discussion re: Part One can be found here.

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"Tranny or Fatty?"

You know how I hate Adam Carolla? Well, now I fucking hate him—the difference being: had I seen him on the street before, I would have ignored him. Now I'd kick him square in the goulies. Twice.

From a recap of his daily radio show via Transadvocate Blog:

7:53 TRANNY OR FATTY?

Today’s hypothetical question is a simple one, and it’s one that the show has actually covered before. Would heterosexual men rather sleep with a post-op transsexual, or a fat woman? Sadly, Adam has to note, the last time they talked about this, it skewed largely in favor of the transsexuals.
Having not heard the radio show in question, I can only imagine it went something like this:

Doodz, would you rather stick yer dick in a mound of fat or an inverted-cock cooze?

Ewww, sick! Can't you at least give us a dead goat's maggot-infested asshole as a third option?!


What is perhaps the most charming quality of this fun little game is that it's designed not to reinforce the perception that fat and trans women are not real women—that they are sub-human is taken for granted. It's really designed to be a fun way for straight men to insult each other no matter what their answer. If you go for the Fatty, you've got no taste, but at least you're not a fag! If you go for the Tranny, you're probably a total homo, but at least you've got standards! And any man who would voluntarily fuck a fat girl or MTF is, of course, a complete loser freak.

As appalling as it is that there are individual people in this world who have not the slightest compunction about dehumanizing fat and trans women for fun, consider how deeply fucked our culture is that this detestable swill, which has quite literally no purpose other than exploiting hatred for shits and giggles, can be broadcast with impunity, but if Carolla said the word "fuck" over the airwaves, the station would be fined thousands and thousands of dollars. By any objective measure, hate speech is exponentially more toxic than "dirty words," but while there are plenty of people who will argue that they don't want to hear "dirty words," and don't want Teh Children to hear "dirty words," there aren't nearly as many who object to piggish bullies like Carolla having a laugh at the expense of fatties and trannies. Fatties and trannies are meant to feel ashamed of themselves, after all.

Just last week, I wrote: "If you're fat, you're not only meant to be unhappy, but deeply ashamed of yourself, projecting at all times an apologetic nature, indicative of your everlasting remorse for having wrought your monstrous self upon the world. You are certainly not meant to be bold, or assertive, or confident—and should you manage to overcome the constant drumbeat of messages that you are ugly and unsexy and have earned equally society's disdain and your own self-hatred, should you forget your place and walk into the world one day with your head held high, you are to be reminded by the cow-calls and contemptuous looks of perfect strangers that you are not supposed to have self-esteem; you don't deserve it. Being publicly fat and happy is hard; being publicly, shamelessly, unshakably fat and happy is an act of both will and bravery." Trans women no doubt relate to a lot of that, too—although they have the constant added fear of being assaulted, thanks in no small part to cretinous scumbags who dehumanize them for a chuckle.

Carolla's little game is precisely the sort of thing to which I'm referring when I talk about "the constant drumbeat" of negative messages—adding his own inimitable flair that any man who loves or fucks you ought to be ashamed of himself, too. How many husbands hear shit like that and then go home to an overweight wife and berate her? How many fathers hear it and go home to an overweight daughter and tell her she'll never get a date if she looks like that, or to an effeminate son and treat him with disgust? When men's value according to other men is made contingent upon the quality of "his woman," it's the women that suffer, and sons who don't seem "manly" enough. It travels like a fucking virus—and Carolla's infectious intolerance is the vile little germ.

Finally, on a personal note: This Fatty would be remiss if I failed to note that I wouldn't fuck Adam Carolla on a dare using his own asshole as my pussy. I've yet to discern a single admirable or attractive quality in his outsized personality, and leaving aside for a moment that his grotesque interior renders moot the desirability of his exterior, I nevertheless feel obliged to observe that he is arguably a very ugly man, making his judgment of others as ironic as it is offensive.

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From the Department of Good Ideas

The Pentagon has eliminated active-duty service limits for reservists, but this has nothing to do with the President's plan to pull more troops out of his ass.

Gen. Peter Pace, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, told reporters the change in reserve policy would have been made anyway because active-duty troops already were getting too little time between their combat tours.
Sure.

Previously, reservists could only serve 24 cumulative months on active duty, whether it was all done in one stretch or over the course of a couple years. Now, there's no limit on cumulative time served. They can still only be mobilized in 24-month increments at most at a time, but they can now do multiple tours. This is how they are going to staff the "surge."

As RayCeeYa has explained in comments: "My brother just got into Baghdad about two months ago. He is supposed to be doing a 16 month tour of duty there. It this 'surge' goes through then he will be staying there for as much as 24 months… They are going to pick the next 20,000 troops about to end their tour of duty and extend their tour by four months. Then they are going to find the troops who are going to rotate back four months from now and extend their tours by four months. This cycle continues as long as we are 'surging'."

It's interesting that Pace is talking about this new policy as though it's being implemented to help avoid burn-out, when, in the long run, we're going to have a lot of extremely stressed soldiers.

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Flypaper, Bitchez

The US Embassy in Athens was hit by a rocket early this morning, causing no injuries and minor damage.

The small anti-tank missile narrowly missed the large blue-and-white U.S. seal on the embassy's facade and pierced the building above the front entrance shortly before 6 a.m. It damaged a bathroom on the third floor near the ambassador's office and shattered windows in nearby buildings.

…The 2.36-inch rocket, which police said was a weapon probably fired from a Russian-made launcher, struck a large marble beam on the third floor of the embassy, just above and to the left of the seal. It shattered a window and landed near some toilets.

The Pentagon has received a report on the attack but no request for any action, a military official said in Washington. There is no reason to believe that it was al-Qaida-related, but rather involves a separatist group, said the official, who is not authorized to speak on the subject and requested anonymity.
Greek officials are suggesting it's the work of a domestic terrorist group comprised of "far-left Greek militants." Greece has a history with such groups, but none have been active there in a decade. Assuming this was a leftist Greek group, I don't think it's hard to understand why they would, of all places, attack the US Embassy—and separatism ain't it.

Assuming this was al-Qaeda, we will be told nonetheless that it was Greek leftists.

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Oh No He Didn't

Our new Secretary of Defense did not tell the House Armed Services Committee in Congressional testimony yesterday "I'm no expert on Iraq" and "I'm no expert on military matters."

Yes. Yes he did.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air



I loved this show.

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Question of the Day

One of my co-workers is originally from Mexico. Yesterday, much to our extreme delight, she told a couple of us in the office that her brother (who still lives in Mexico) is a Lucha Libre.

Words cannot begin to describe how amazingly cool that is.


So, Shakers... what's the coolest thing you've heard all week?

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Quote of the Day

"No woman in the history of politics has used her womb like Nancy Pelosi." — Harvard Law School student and conservative misogynist douchebag Ben Shapiro, who obviously doesn't understand that use of the womb is an important part of generating the radical gay agenda that is shot out of feminazi cooters, so of course she has to use her womb a lot. Duh.

I'm sort of breaking the Feminazi Cooter League's code of secrecy to do this, but let me just illustrate how the process works, to clear up any confusion:


The Radical Gay Eggs are kept in the ovaries until they are fertilized by the dulcet tones of Barney Frank (or a Frank-certified Fertilofag like Spudsy), at which time they are deposited in the womb where they incubate alongside the Radical Gay Agenda Pink Disco Ball, which spins to the beat of It's Raining Men. In mere hours, the Radical Gay Eggs hatch into teensy lavender copies of Melissa Etheridge singles, which slowly disintegrate as they pass through the vaginal canal, emitting radiating vibrations of the Radical Gay Agenda.

It's really just that simple. But, yeah, it keeps the womb busy.

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New Head of the DLC: Harold Ford

Bleh. Not that I really give a crap who they put in charge of their bullshit operation. Pam sums it up nicely: "Ford is right up the DLC alley, a real wet dream for CEO Al From. Ford, in his close loss to Bob Corker, had no problem kneeling before the right wing, carrying business cards with the Ten Commandments on back, and bleating his head off about the evils of the NJ marriage equality ruling."

Wev.

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