"This hole in the ground"

There are no words to describe Keith Olbermann tonight.

Excerpt:

Half a lifetime ago, I worked in this now-empty space. And for 40 days after the attacks, I worked here again, trying to make sense of what happened, and was yet to happen, as a reporter.

All the time, I knew that the very air I breathed contained the remains of thousands of people, including four of my friends, two in the planes and -- as I discovered from those "missing posters" seared still into my soul -- two more in the Towers.

And I knew too, that this was the pyre for hundreds of New York policemen and firemen, of whom my family can claim half a dozen or more, as our ancestors.

I belabor this to emphasize that, for me this was, and is, and always shall be, personal.

And anyone who claims that I and others like me are "soft,"or have "forgotten" the lessons of what happened here is at best a grasping, opportunistic, dilettante and at worst, an idiot whether he is a commentator, or a Vice President, or a President.

[...]

History teaches us that nearly unanimous support of a government cannot be taken away from that government by its critics. It can only be squandered by those who use it not to heal a nation's wounds, but to take political advantage.

Terrorists did not come and steal our newly-regained sense of being American first, and political, fiftieth. Nor did the Democrats. Nor did the media. Nor did the people.

The President -- and those around him -- did that.


[...]

The polite phrase for how so many of us were duped into supporting a war, on the false premise that it had 'something to do' with 9/11 is "lying by implication."

The impolite phrase is "impeachable offense."

Not once in now five years has this President ever offered to assume responsibility for the failures that led to this empty space, and to this, the current, curdled, version of our beloved country.

Still, there is a last snapping flame from a final candle of respect and fairness: even his most virulent critics have never suggested he alone bears the full brunt of the blame for 9/11.

Half the time, in fact, this President has been so gently treated, that he has seemed not even to be the man most responsible for anything in his own administration.


You need to read the whole thing, because there is SO MUCH MORE. Or watch it at C&L. Either way, check it out.

You can email him/the show: KOlbermann@msnbc.com

“The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.” ~Sir Winston Churchill

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Five Years

I've been sitting here thinking exactly what to say about the five-year anniversary of 9/11, and I realized there's nothing I could say about how I'm really feeling that wouldn't be crass. The truth is, I'm angry. I'm angry that it happened, I'm angry about the immediate response, I'm angry about the long-term response, both domestically and abroad, I'm angry that there are people who would happily do the same thing again, and I'm angry that my feelings make me, in the eyes of the administration, an abettor of terrorism. I've been angry every single day for the last five years, and today is no different.

And that's really all I can say.

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The first rule of Marriage Club is...

...until anybody can get married, nobody should get married.

NEW YORK - Brad Pitt, ever the social activist, says he won't be marrying Angelina Jolie until the restrictions on who can marry whom are dropped.

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," the 42-year-old actor reveals in Esquire magazine's October issue, on newsstands Sept. 19.
I don't usually go in for celebrity protests. I respect people who are willing to use their fame to promote the causes they support, but that doesn't mean I'll follow blindly just because the star of my favorite movie believes I should be far more worried about the speckled owl than I currently am.

But this... this is pretty cool. Oh, sure, it's a celebrity marriage he's postponing, and those have a half-life of the time it takes you to get to the supermarket and buy a tabloid (man, Nicole Ritchie is scary thin these days), but Pitt has always struck me as having an impressive level of sincerity, as well as excellent taste in film roles. And women.

Even more than that, though, is that the idea itself really appeals to me. Now, I'm single right now, so I can't exactly participate; but wouldn't it be cool if people just started boycotting marriage? Not everybody would get into it, but there have to be at least some decent-minded people in this country who could delay their turn at the altar until the act meant a little more than simply raising exclusion levels. ("Ha-ha! Our love is soooooo totally recognized by the government! That's right- our mass murdering, sociopathic toadstool of a Fearless Leader? He knows about Timmy and me, and he says we're better than you and Linda, Susan.") Couples who were engaged, instead of buying wedding rings, could wear rainbow armbands. Instead of renting The Wedding Singer, we could read a book instead.

Joking aside, I ask any pre-nuptials out there to follow Pitt's example. You can accuse me of insenstivity if you like, but if marriage is an official proof of love, and not everyone who loves can marry, what the fuck are you on about?

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The Virtual Bar Is Open


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Remember His Name

Just go read.

Thanks, Angelos.

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Wool I’ll Be Damned

Sheep Poo Paper:

Creative Paper Wales won a £20,000 Millennium Award for its Sheep Poo Paper products, reports the BBC.

They collect sheep droppings from the surrounding mountains, sterilise it in pressure cookers and recover the washed and undigested fibres. A sheep digests just 50% of what it eats. The recovered fibres are mixed to form paper and cardboard for the company's range of stationery and gift products. Even the washing water is not wasted - it is distributed to local growers as concentrated fertiliser.

Founders Lawrence Toms, 38, from Rhondda and Lez Paylor, 38, from Caerphilly, said they had been keen to develop an idea which would be uniquely Welsh. The company's plant at Aberllefenni, near Machynlleth, will be able to produce one to two tonnes of paper a year.
Very clever. I especially like the part about how even the washing water isn’t wasted. It’s about time the Welsh found another use for sheep.

I meant culling wool. What did you think I meant?

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It's because of their black blood

Following recent examples of politicans and celebrities making deeply stupid racial and cultural remarks, the Governator expounds on the legendary Cuban and Puerto Rican "hotness." To sum up: They got it in their blood, boy:

Schwarzenegger: Cubans, Puerto Ricans 'all very hot'

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger apologized Friday for saying during a closed-door meeting that Cubans and Puerto Ricans are naturally feisty and temperamental because of their combination of "black blood" and "Latino blood."

He said the tape-recorded comments "made me cringe" when he read them in Friday's Los Angeles Times.

"Anyone out there that feels offended by those comments, I just want to say I'm sorry, I apologize," Schwarzenegger said. He added that if he heard his children make similar comments, "I would be upset." [...]

"I mean Cuban, Puerto-Rican, they are all very hot," the governor says on the recording. "They have the, you know, part of the black blood in them and part of the Latino blood in them that together makes it."

Yeah, "you know." Awfully big of the Gov to reach out to those who felt offended by his remarks, which were perfectly innocuous on their own, eh?

Assemblywoman Bonnie Garcia, who was a subject of discussion during the tape-recorded meeting, gives sociologist Schwarzenegger a free pass on the whole black and Latin blood thing.

"I love the governor because he is a straight talker just like I am," she said. "Very often I tell him, 'Look, I am a hot-blooded Latina.' I label myself a hot-blooded Latina that is very passionate about the issues, and this is kind of an inside joke that I have with the governor."

Nothing like "straight talk."

The mea culpa season continues.

(Cross-posted.)

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Stupid Dust. Stupid Dirt.

I’m cleaning the house (my part of it, anyway—which is not to suggest Mr. Shakes and I have a piece of red tape running down its middle on either side of which we play “I’m not touching you!” but instead that Mr. Shakes does some stuff and I do others), and I am absolutely miserable. Cleaning has never been one of my favorite tasks, anyway, but this house has kitchen and bathroom floors that never look clean, no matter how much you scrub them, and, dammit, if I’m going to scrub a floor on my hands and knees, I want it to look bloody sparkling when I’m done with it!

At least the toilets have the courtesy to give me the reward of a gleaming smile when I’m through.

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Reminder: Shaker Meet-Up Tomorrow

Chicagoland area. If you're interested in coming along, let me know and I'll email the info to you!

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Zero Stars

Doug Elfman, reviewing Path to 9/11 for the Chicago Sun-Times:

Controversy could boost viewership, except "Path" is the dullest, worst-shot TV movie since ABC's disastrous "Ten Commandments" remake. It substitutes shaky handheld cameras and dumb dialogue for craftsmanship. It could not be more amateurish or poorly constructed unless someone had forgotten to light the sets.

An appalling secondary concern is the tone makes almost every pre-9/11 American look like a fool.

Look, there's a security guard yawning while terrorists plant the 1993 bomb at the World Trade Center. How dare a security guard work while tired.

Oh, hey, there's an airline agent checking in a 9/11 terrorist even though he has a carry-on bag. Stupid airline agents.

Excuse us all, writer Cyrus Nowrasteh and director David L. Cunningham, for not acting like Hitler Youth in the glory days before ordinary Americans knew commercial planes could be turned into missiles.

Idiots.

Cheap emotions are on orange alert. Of all the people who died in the 1993 attack, who does the camera focus on? Ding-ding-ding, you are a winner if you said "a pregnant woman rubbing her belly."
OMG. There’s more at the link—and, yes, he deals with the inaccuracies, too.

Meanwhile, Harvey Keitel, one of the actors in this zero-star vehicle, says it is indeed factually incorrect.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

WKRP in Cincinnati

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This Post is Totally Gay

Mr. Shakes and I were chatting this evening about a certain actor who would sue my ass if I were to suggest that he’s gay, and in the course of this random speculation to entertain ourselves, I said, “You know how you know he’s gay? Because he’s never played a gay character. Everyone’s playing gay these days!” I was kidding, of course, but then we started listing all the actors who have played LGBT roles, and, well, it’s pretty darn long. Below the fold is whom we came up with off the top of our heads (and I left out a few that were too offensive to bother recounting, and tried to stick to actors whose names were at least vaguely recognizable to general audiences); remind us who we missed in comments—and then discuss:

A) When will an openly gay actor play a notable gay leading role, a la Brokeback?

B) Are there really that many more men “playing gay,” or is Shakespeare’s Sister just lame with the lesbian film references? Or, like the rest of Hollywood, is there just a dearth of good gay roles for women, too?

C) Who on my “Straight (and ostensibly straight)” lists is totally gay? (May rhyme with Spevin Kacey.)

Out LGBT Actors in LGBT Roles:

Alexis Arquette (trans in The Wedding Singer)
Alan Cumming (Coming Out)
Jaye Davidson (trans in The Crying Game)
Rupert Everett (The Next Best Thing, My Best Friend’s Wedding)
Harvey Fierstein (Torch Song Trilogy et al)
Stephen Fry (Wilde, V for Vendetta)
Michael Jeter (The Fisher King)

Angelina Jolie (Gia)
Nathan Lane (The Birdcage et al)
Ian McKellan (Gods and Monsters)
John Cameron Mitchell (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)

Straight (or ostensibly straight) Male Actors in GBT Roles:

Jason Alexander (Love! Valour! Compassion!)
Hank Azaria (The Birdcage)
Stephen Baldwin (Threesome)
Christian Bale (Velvet Goldmine)
Antonio Banderas (Philadelphia)
Zach Braff (Broken Hearts Club)
Matthew Broderick (Torch Song Trilogy)
Dean Cain (Broken Hearts Club)
Christian Campbell (Trick)
Russell Crowe (The Sum of Us)
Macaulay Culkin (Party Monster)
Matt Damon (The Talented Mr. Ripley)
Bruce Davison (Longtime Companion)
Daniel Day-Lewis (My Beautiful Laundrette)
Johnny Depp (The Libertine)
Robert Downey, Jr. (Home for the Holidays, Wonder Boys)
Colin Farrell (A Home at the End of the World, Alexander)
Jake Gyllenhall (Brokeback Mountain)
Anthony Michael Hall (Six Degrees of Separation)
Harry Hamlin (Making Love)
Tom Hanks (Philadelphia)
John Hannah (Four Weddings and a Funeral)

Ed Harris (The Hours)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (Capote, Boogie Nights, and trans in Flawless)
Greg Kinnear (As Good As It Gets)
Kevin Kline (In & Out, De-Lovely)
Jude Law (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Wilde)
Heath Ledger (Brokeback Mountain)
John Leguizamo (To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar)
Robert Sean Leonard (In the Gloaming)
John Lithgow (trans in The World According to Garp)
Ewan McGregor (Velvet Goldmine)
Dermot Mulroney (Longtime Companion)
Cillian Murphy (Breakfast on Pluto)
Liam Neeson (bi in Kinsey)
Al Pacino (Dog Day Afternoon)
Guy Pearce (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert)
River Phoenix (My Own Private Idaho)
Dennis Quaid (Far From Heaven)
Keanu Reeves (My Own Private Idaho)
Ving Rhames (Holiday Heart)
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers (Velvet Goldmine)
The Rock (Be Cool)
Paul Rudd (The Object of My Affection)

Peter Sarsgaard (Kinsey)
Campbell Scott (Longtime Companion)
Tom Selleck (In & Out)
Will Smith (Six Degrees of Separation)
Wesley Snipes (To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar)
Kevin Spacey (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)
Terence Stamp (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert)
Patrick Stewart (Jeffrey)
Patrick Swayze (To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar)
James van der Beek (The Rules of Attraction)
Hugo Weaving (The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert)
Steven Weber (Jeffrey)
Peter Weller (Naked Lunch)
Forest Whitaker (The Crying Game)
Tom Wilkinson (trans in Normal)
Robin Williams (The Birdcage)
James Woods (The General’s Daughter)

Straight (or ostensibly straight) Female Actors in LBT Roles:

Joey Lauren Adams (bi in Chasing Amy)
Kathy Bates (Primary Colors)
Cher (Silkwood)
Joan Chen (Saving Face)
Patricia Clarkson (High Art)
Catherine Denouve (The Hunger)
Laura Dern (Silkwood)

Felicity Huffman (trans in Transamerica)
Gina Gershon (Bound)
Whoopi Goldberg (Boys on the Side)

Nicole Kidman (The Hours)
Natasha Lyonne (But I’m a Cheerleader)
Christina Ricci (Monster)
Susan Sarandon (The Hunger)
Ally Sheedy (High Art)
Hilary Swank (Boys Don’t Cry)
Charlize Theron (Monster)
Jennifer Tilly (Bound)

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Question of the Day

Why don’t we do the same as last night, but using song titles?

I say Stop Bush If You Think That You’ve Heard This One Before. I dedicate it to the American people, with an eye toward Iran.

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ABC is so full of crap

E&P’s Greg Mitchell was interviewed on MSNBC and talked a little bit about ABC’s blahbitty-blah excuses and misdirections about the steaming pile of horseshit they’re intent on airing.

The screenwriter says it wasn’t in the script, and it was improvised on the spot—he sort of liked the way it looked—it went over well when it was being filmed so they left it in. It seems like an appalling thing to admit for a film on such a serious subject.—It is definitely slanted against the Clinton administration…It does not hit the Bush administration much at all. So, ummm—I understand that they are probably editing it heavily now. It’s interesting that they now say today that they said the complaints of the film are irresponsible because they’re still editing the film. Yet, they were very happy to send out review copies. Reviews have already started to appear in magazines—certainly they thought it was finished enough at that time to send it to reviewers, but now they’re saying it’s irresponsible to critique the film when they’re still editing. It’s a well made movie, but it’s incredibly flawed and raises real problems about how this subject is being tackled.
In other words, their plan—have conservative media shills like Limbaugh and conservative bloggers hawk the hell out of it for free because it satiates their gaping maws, ever ravenous for new Clenis material—backfired as soon as anyone remotely interested in the truth started paying attention.

C&L has the video.

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Snap

Scholastic Veers from "Path to 9/11": “Educational media giant Scholastic, Inc. announced it's dropping its original classroom companion guides to a controversial new docudrama about the events preceding the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks -- and replacing them with materials stressing critical thinking and media literacy.”

More at the link.

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Random Coolness

“Actually, the best part of my trip, the most enlightening part, was the flight home. I was seated next to an elderly woman who asked me about my tattoos. She then said, ‘I have one, but not by choice.’ She proceeded to show me a number tattooed on her left forearm. It turned out she is a Holocaust survivor. She had been in Auschwitz when she was a little girl. We spent the flight talking about her experiences and it was profoundly life changing for me.” — Dave Navarro, at his blog

There’s something I just adore about the image of Dave Navarro sitting next to an elderly woman on an airplane, and using tattoos—his, an expression of freedom, and hers, an expression of its loss—to connect in one of those moments that makes life beautiful.

(Btw, if you have no idea who Dave Navarro is, he was a guitarist for Jane’s Addiction and The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and currently plays with The Panic Channel.)

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Caption This Photo


U.S. President George W. Bush listens to his introduction before speaking about the war on terror in Atlanta, Georgia September 7, 2006. REUTERS/Jim Young (UNITED STATES)

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This is not good news.

Oddjob pointed to this article in the Kansas City Star, which reports that America is falling behind in its college enrollment and completion rates.

Belgium, Japan, Sweden and Korea are among countries beating the United States on both fronts.

The biennial report, Measuring Up 2006, is the fourth by the National Center for Public Policy and Higher Education, which usually compares states’ track records in higher education.

For the first time, however, the nonprofit, nonpartisan, San Jose, Calif.-based organization has compared how well America is doing at turning out college graduates, compared with other countries.

The findings suggest that if the United States continues to lag in turning out college graduates, the pool of workers to replace retiring baby boomers is likely to be composed primarily of young adults without a college education.
Enrollment and completion rates are higher for Americans aged 35-64 than they are for Americans aged 24-34. Some of this, I imagine, has to do with people going back to finish degrees later in life, but more of it is likely attributable to the rising cost of education. “The Project on Student Debt, which came out last month, revealed that in 10 years, the average loan debt for graduating seniors has more than doubled, from $9,250 to $19,200.”

No child left behind, bitchez.

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Shortage of Women

Bad for men; bad for women.

In a recent review paper published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, a team of British and Chinese researchers argue that sex selection in countries like China and India may have already set the stage for national crises by creating a surplus of men and a shortage of women.

Therese Hesketh, an author of the paper and researcher in child health at University College London, said the worst case scenario could be societal instability.

"Excess young men congregating together are known to be prone," she said, "to violent crime, what we call 'antisocial behavior.' And prostitution rates will go up, trafficking rates will go up."
Like so many other gender issues, this isn’t just about gender, but class. It’s not just an excess of young men, but an excess of young poor men.

The authors assert that over the next 20 years, in parts of China and India, there will be a 12 to 15 percent excess of young men—men who will have to remain single in societies that also place a high value on marriage. Because women will be able to select high status males to marry, the men who remain single are most likely to be members of the lower classes or those who are otherwise undesirable.

These unmarried, low-status males are the people most likely to be perpetrators of violent crime, the authors suggest. Previous research has shown a strong correlation between sex ratio and violence.
No family, no money, no opportunity—a recipe for disaster. And though it might seem on its face like women having a better choice of mates would be to their favor, it just never works out that way, because scarcity inevitably turn women into a commodity. Women will be put under more pressure to marry and have children, eclipsing any progress toward equality in education and employment, and making it that much harder to be independent and single by choice or to come out as a lesbian or transgender. Women from other countries will be “imported” as sex workers.

In other words, it’s a pretty ugly scenario for everyone, and it will take at least two generations to sort it out.

I don’t really have any wise words or anything; I just thought it was interesting how this pulled together two concepts about which we’ve talked a lot around here—the relationship between gender inequality and class, and how sexism is inexorably a problem for both men and women.

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Full Text…

…of Clinton’s lawyer’s letter to ABC here.

Meanwhile, IOKIYAR.

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