Take Less Liberty, and Give Me More

Some much-needed perspective from Fareed Zakaria on Iran. And on our general tendency to overestimate our enemies.

Washington has a long habit of painting its enemies 10 feet tall—and crazy. During the cold war, many hawks argued that the Soviet Union could not be deterred because the Kremlin was evil and irrational. The great debate in the 1970s was between the CIA's wimpy estimate of Soviet military power and the neoconservatives' more nightmarish scenario. The reality turned out to be that even the CIA's lowest estimates of Soviet power were a gross exaggeration. During the 1990s, influential commentators and politicians—most prominently the Cox Commission—doubled the estimates of China's military spending, using largely bogus calculations. And then there was the case of Saddam Hussein's capabilities. Saddam, we were assured in 2003, had nuclear weapons—and because he was a madman, he would use them.

One man who is greatly enjoying being the subject of this outsize portraiture is Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. He has gone from being an obscure and not-so-powerful politician—Iran is a theocracy, remember, so the mullahs are ultimately in control—to a central player in the Middle East simply by goading the United States and watching Washington take the bait.
Go read the whole thing. Really. It’s good.

What Zakaria doesn’t address in this piece is the why of it—why it is that our government continually casts enemies as bigger than they are and operationally irrational. And for that answer, we need look no further than Keith Olbermann last night: “Mr. Bush, you are accomplishing in part what Osama Bin Laden and others seek—a fearful American populace, easily manipulated, and willing to throw away any measure of restraint, any loyalty to our own ideals and freedoms, for the comforting illusion of safety.” It is only in a culture of fear—designed under the threat of an imminent and powerful enemy—that citizens can be coerced into sacrificing their freedoms, thusly conveying more control to their government. And so much the better if that enemy is also unpredictable, incapable of being understood or reasoned with, which is why, in addition to the usual charges of craziness and being a loose cannon, the administration repeatedly underlines the difference in culture between “us” and “them.” The implication is that “civilized, free, Christian Westerners” can’t possibly hope to comprehend the complicated and culturally-specific motivations of the leader of a dissimilar society—and because so many Americans are ignorant of all but their own culture, they buy it hook, line, and sinker.

It is only within this paradigm, in which The Other is cast immutably as an irrational actor with whom Americans can’t possibly identify, that a ridiculous claim like “they hate us for a freedoms” could possibly make sense.

In the end, what we’re left with is a government who takes liberties with its estimates of our enemies, precisely so it can take more of our liberty, and all too many Americans are willing to give it. We should be demanding the reverse—that our government takes fewer liberties in this game they’ve created to steal ours, so we can reclaim what is rightfully ours: the freedom for whom no one hates us but the despicable liars we foolishly charged with protecting it.

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Happy Blogiversary...

...to 2 Political Junkies!

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Katherine Harris Wins GOP Primary

The WaPo reports: "It was in many ways an embarrassing result for state GOP leaders: They had urged the former Florida secretary of state, a polarizing figure since her role in the 2000 presidential election recount, not to run. Harris now faces Democratic Sen. Bill Nelson in a race that strategists have said may be impossible for her to win. Polls have shown Nelson with a lead as wide as 30 percentage points."

Ouch. Nonetheless, Harris has told her supporters she will endeavor to "courageously beat the odds." Miraculously beat the odds, more like.

Notes Arlen at The Daily Background, "She's the most popular of the Republicans, but that doesn't say much." Indeed.

(Crossposted at AlterNet PEEK.)

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Married to the Mob: DeLay's Wife Under Investigation

Geez, I don't know what the big deal is. Come on—who wouldn't allegedly take "$3,200 a month—a total of $115,000 over three years" for "a no-show job" at a lobbying firm if their crooked spouse could set it up? That's the American way, right?

In a series of interviews last month, investigators questioned people who used to work at Alexander Strategy as well as people who worked in the same building as the now-defunct firm. "They wanted to know how often she came to the office? What did she do there? How long was she there?" said one person who was interviewed by the FBI.

Alexander Strategy was run by a pair of Mr. DeLay's former aides: Tony Rudy, who pleaded guilty to bribery charges in March; and Edwin Buckham, who remains under investigation. The firm also shared clients with Jack Abramoff.

In last month's interviews, investigators also asked about $144,000 that Mrs. DeLay received from one of Mr. DeLay's fund-raising committees, the Americans for a Republican Majority Political Action Committee, which was housed at the lobbying firm's offices. Investigators also inquired about fees paid to Mr. DeLay's daughter, Dani DeLay Ferro, a longtime political consultant to her father.
The FBI just doesn't get it. This is about family values. Tom DeLay loves his family, and he just wanted them to share in his good fortune, that's all. And besides, Mrs. DeLay was a "key adviser to her husband and her employment at Armpac and Alexander Strategy was real and valuable." So says her lawyer, and that's good enough for me. In fact, if you ask me, Tom DeLay hiring his wife as a key adviser shows what a pro-feminist he is, too! We should all be so lucky to be married to such generous and supportive spouses.

(Via The Daily Muck; crossposted at AlterNet PEEK.)

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Channeling Murrow looks good on Keith

On last night's Countdown, Keith Olbermann took Bush to task, without mincing words, for "accomplishing in part what Osama Bin Laden and others seek -- a fearful American populace, easily manipulated, and willing to throw away any measure of restraint, any loyalty to our own ideals and freedoms, for the comforting illusion of safety." And it only got better from there.

A brief excerpt:

It is to our deep national shame -- and ultimately it will be to the President's deep personal regret --that he has followed his Secretary of Defense down the path of trying to tie those loyal Americans who disagree with his policies -- or even question their effectiveness or execution -- to the Nazis of the past, and the al Qaeda of the present.

...Mr. Bush, you are accomplishing in part what Osama Bin Laden and others seek—a fearful American populace, easily manipulated, and willing to throw away any measure of restraint, any loyalty to our own ideals and freedoms, for the comforting illusion of safety.

It thus becomes necessary to remind the President that his administration’s recent Nazi "kick" is an awful and cynical thing.

And it becomes necessary to reach back into our history, for yet another quote, from yet another time and to ask it of Mr. Bush:

"Have you no sense of decency, sir?"
Bravo, Keith. You can read the entire transcript at Bloggerman. Crooks and Liars has the video.

(Crossposted at AlterNet PEEK.)

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

The Amazing Spider-Man

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Question of the Day

You stumble upon a lamp in the sand and out pops a genie who's willing you grant you one wish. The catch is: he's only able to grant one wish, and it's removing a single person from the U.S. Senate or House of Representatives. No death involved or anything; they're just relocated to a cashier's job at Wal-Mart with no memory of having ever served in Congress...and a scorching case of herpes.

Who do you choose?

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Mo’ Caca

Senator George Allen is nothing if not ambitious. Not content just to be a racist, he’s also apparently a thief, too.

Keep it up, Georgie-boy, and you’ll find yourself in the wilderness you love so dearly. The political wilderness, anyway.


As far as I’m concerned, that day can’t come soon enough. (Thanks to SAP for passing that one along.)

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Wicked Atheist Gays!

Or, you know, the total opposite:

Turning their backs on the isolated religious commune in the rugged Ozarks where many had grown up, a group of members fled with only the clothes on their back, trudging several miles down a gravel road to the nearest phone to call friends or family for help,

A woman in the group soon told a sheriff's deputy horrific stories of how the compound's leaders had molested girls as part of religious ceremonies during which they were told their bodies were being prepared for "service to God."

One of those arrested, pastor George Otis Johnston, 63, called it "angel kisses" when he touched one girl sexually before and after church services, the girl told investigators. Johnston also allegedly told the girl that "he was ordained by God to fulfill her needs as a woman."
You know what goes down nice after some angel kisses? Jesus Juice.

The abuse has been going on since “as far back as the late 1970s,” and, in addition to Pastor Johnston, his nephew, Rev. Raymond Lambert, Lambert’s wife, and her two brothers have been charged.

Upon hearing the news, Congressional Republicans moved immediately for a vote on an amendment banning gay marriage, gay adoption, deliberately childless unions, abortion, birth control, recreational sex, atheism, and science. President Bush promised to sign the bill immediately into law upon its passage, with the addition of a signing statement renaming the country the United States of Jesus.

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Curious

Reading the CNN article to which Waveflux linked below, I was struck by what President Bush said about Osama bin Laden today: “Bin Laden and his terrorists' allies have made their intentions as clear as Lenin and Hitler before them. …The question is: Will we listen? Will we pay attention to what these evil men say?”

Especially because of what he said about Osama bin Laden on March 13, 2002: “I just don't spend that much time on him. …[W]e haven't heard much from him. And I wouldn't necessarily say he's at the center of any command structure. And, again, I don't know where he is. I — I'll repeat what I said. I truly am not that concerned about him.

Huh. So in four and a half years, bin Laden has gone from being someone on whom the president should not waste his beautiful mind to as grave a threat as Lenin and Hitler. Interesting.

You know, a thinking person might conclude that either:

A) Bin Laden’s potency and influence have significantly increased over the last few years, meaning Bush’s war on terror is an abject failure;

B) Bush was full of shit and/or incompetent on March 13, 2002;

C) Bush is full of shit and/or incompetent today, September 5, 2006; or

D) All of the above.

I’m gonna go with D.

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When analogies attack, or Repeal of Godwin's Law affirmed by presidential edict

George Bush flogs the old Hitler comparison in a desperate attempt to scare the bejesus out of the electorate. For those keeping track at home, that makes three iconic terms from the Last Good War - "Hitler," "fascism," and "appeasement" - dragged back into popular currency by the stay-the-corpse crowd in the White House. Not yet on the list of revived WWII concepts: "conscription."

In a related development, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice attempted to broaden discussion of Iraq by invoking slavery and the American Civil War. "I'm sure there are people who thought it was a mistake to fight the Civil War to its end and to insist that the emancipation of slaves would hold," said Rice. This equation of disapproval of American tactics in Iraq with support for slavery is certain to be a winning argument for the White House.

(Cross-posted.)

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Oh my stars and garters!

ABC’s “docudrama” about 9/11 (penned by a conservative shill) is full of shit. Somebody get me a fainting couch and a mint julip—stat!

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Caption This Photo

We love our new freedom cage, Mr. President!


President Bush announces the repeal of child labor laws in honor of Labor Day.

(Real caption: President Bush arrives for a Labor Day observance at a maritime training institute in Piney Point, Maryland, September 4, 2006.—Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

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Feminist icon cheers Steve Irwin's death

And here I was just asking myself "Whatever happened to Germaine Greer?" Last I heard, the celebrated feminist and academic was bailing out of the Aussie version of the reality show Big Brother (and why she deigned to take part in that is entirely subject to conjecture). But now she apparently has a new project: cheerfully mocking the death of the Crocodile Hunter:

A storm of fury has erupted over Germaine Greer's criticism of Steve Irwin barely hours after his death.

The expat Aussie, known more these days for her regular bashing of her homeland, fired pot shots at Irwin within hours of news spreading across the globe that he'd been fatally stabbed by a stingray.

Australian leaders, experienced animal handlers and Irwin's friends were outraged, saying Greer was looking to boost her flagging literary career.

In a scathing attack in a British newspaper, Greer said nature had taken its revenge on Irwin for his robust handling of Australia's native animals. [...]

"The animal world has finally taken its revenge on Irwin, but probably not before a whole generation of kids in shorts seven sizes too small has learned to shout in the ears of animals with hearing 10 times more acute than theirs, determined to become millionaire animal-loving zoo-owners in their turn," Greer wrote.

Crikey. It's never pretty when intellectuals go bad. But at least this will keep everyone talking about Greer...which seems to be the point.

(Cross-posted.)

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Actual Headline

And of all my Actual Headlines, this might be my absolute favorite:

Really? We’re at war?! My god, I had no idea. Maybe the president should have mentioned it before now!

The best part of the headline is “reminds.” As if anyone (except the nightly news) has forgotten. As if it would be possible to forget, even if we wanted to. As if members of the Bush administration don’t gravely invoke “the war on terror” at least twelve times a day. Fuck’s sake.

(Full story here.)

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Idle Worship

Punkass Marc has a great post on American’s worship of the false idol of opportunity, which ends with this:

The myth of opportunity teaches Americans lessons like “if you aren’t cheating, you aren’t trying,” and “you can’t win if you don’t take a shortcut around everyone else.” It paints us as one another’s adversary in the struggle to acquire as much as possible. Naturally, these myths are told by the people who already have what we want and, like the lessons they teach, will do anything they can to keep it.

The result is a culture feverishly worshipping a god via a belief system working overtime to kill it.
A culture, of course, that is central to the movement conservatism whose architects and most fervent adherents are wielding the murderous blows, who respond to progressives’ challenges to their gossamer promises of inevitable success if only you try by accusing us of enabling the poor and, in an invocation of their explanation for any of our policies and beliefs, of hating America. It is a charge that rankles me to my very bones, and I can only say once more what I’ve said before, and will probably say again, because I just can’t say it enough:

Conservatives love to babble about how progressives “hate America.” I don’t hate America—but I do hate certain things about America. I hate its promotion of avarice above social conscience, its fascination with wealth, its disdain of compassion for the weak, its delight in ignorance, its xenophobic nationalism, the immutable beliefs among so many of its citizens that the markets solve everything, that this country is the Almighty’s gift to the world, especially when it’s a still a really shitty place to live for lots of struggling people, that those people are always, only, to blame for their troubles, and that there’s something wrong with the rest of us who don’t wrap our hands around the throat of American Dream and wring every last bit of life out of it to our own benefit.

I hate that the idea that some of us could do with a little less so that others could have a little more has become a punchline.

Bush, and his administration, and his most enthusiastic supporters, represent all of it, even though they patently refuse to own up to it, instead calling us America-haters, wrapping themselves in the flag, and declaring themselves the True Patriots, so it’s all but impossible for someone like me to express my abhorrence of them without seemingly attacking America itself, so it’s easier for them to do what they really want to do—turn America into a place I really, genuinely do hate, by ridding it of everything that I love.

Because there are things I love about this country. I love that it is a beautiful mosiac of people and cultures and ideas; I love its landscapes; I love its spirit of adventure and innovation; I love that it produces some of the most generous and unique people on the planet; I love its humor; I love that it really does have the potential to be a land of opporunity for everyone, if we really gave that notion half the chance it deserved.

And those are precisely the things the Bush Brigade endeavors to crush, turning America into a nation where everyone who is not blandly, mindlessly like its self-appointed True Patriots are de facto threatening, where the natural and philsophical resources are raped and destroyed in the acquisition of more wealth, where philanthropy and empathy are relegated to little more than cute, clichéd memories, where the barrel-chested barons of a new Gilded Age stand astride the bodies of those who have been condemned to less fortunate fates, singing the praises of social Darwinism and bellowing about the superfluity of a social safety net. “The government never gave me anything!” they declare, as they deposit their million-dollar checks from their latest no-bid Defense Department contract then head off to Tiffany’s to get The Little Woman a bauble with their fat tax return.

They’re a truly disgusting lot. And the next time one of them has the temerity to accuse me of hating America, I’m going to tell them flat out, “No, I don’t hate America. I hate you.”

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Rockin’ Economy

Via Drum (who got it from the Detroit Free Press), here’s an interesting chart detailing state-by-state changes in median incomes over the past six years.


Awesome!

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Security, bitchez:

It's going to be "Security September" on Capitol Hill.

With GOP control of the House and Senate hanging in the balance in the November midterm elections, Republican leaders want to use the monthlong session that begins today when Congress reconvenes to press what has traditionally been their biggest advantage over Democrats: national security.

House Majority Leader John A. Boehner issued a statement last week emphasizing the theme Republicans plan to hammer. In fact, he reminded voters four times in one sentence.

"From homeland security to national security to border security, House Republicans will focus first and foremost on addressing the safety and security needs of the American people throughout the month of September," Boehner said.
But, lest you think that Republicans are going to actually do anything to improve security, “As they prepare for a critical pre-election legislative stretch, Congressional Republican leaders have all but abandoned a broad overhaul of immigration laws and instead will concentrate on national security issues they believe play to their political strength.”

Hmm. What, pray tell, is Boehner talking about when he says that House Republicans will focus first and foremost on homeland security and national security and border security, if they’re not going to focus on immigration, which Congressional Republican leaders, who are now abandoning immigration reform, have been telling us for awhile is the preeminent homeland security and national security and border security issue?

Republicans in the House and Senate say they will focus on Pentagon and domestic security spending bills, port security legislation and measures that would authorize the administration’s terror surveillance program and create military tribunals to try terror suspects.

“We Republicans believe that we have no choice in the war against terror and the only way to do it is to continue to take them head-on whether it is in Iraq or elsewhere,” said Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the majority leader.
Oh, I see. So they’re basically going to inch us closer to a police state, spy on us, operate above the law, and stay the course in Iraq. Cool. I feel much more secure now.

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Liars and Bullies

Some CBS affiliates are refusing to air an award-winning 9/11 documentary next week, citing concerns about FCC violations, because of “some of the language used by the firefighters in it,” even though the documentary has already aired twice without controversy.

And while in some cases, these concerns may be genuine, the AP reports that “Sinclair Broadcasting became the latest company to say it was delaying the broadcast until after 10 p.m. on its stations in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, and Portland, Maine, saying it was concerned it could face fines,” without even a passing mention that Sinclair Broadcasting was responsible for airing an irresponsible anti-Kerry film before the election and refusing to air Ted Koppel’s tribute to fallen soldiers (which consisted of reading their names). Clearly, Sinclair has an agenda that aligns rather snugly with the administration’s, who abhor any reference to 9/11 that hasn’t been twisted into a celebratory cheer of Bush’s leadership or a grave warning about voting for Democrats. A documentary that looks frankly at the horror of the day certainly doesn’t fit the bill. Reporting Sinclair’s decision without this context is utterly pathetic.

Meanwhile, the affiliates who might honestly be concerned about FCC fines only have reason to be concerned because, as FCC spokeswoman Tamara Lipper says, “We don't police the airwaves. We respond to viewer complaints,” and the odious American Family Association, which is nothing more than a hate group dressed up in religious garb, has threatened to generate those complaints.

[T]he Tupelo, Miss.-based American Family Association readied its 3 million members to flood the FCC and CBS with complaints after the documentary airs.

"This isn't an issue of censorship. It's an issue of responsibility to the public," said Randy Sharp, director of special projects for the group, which describes itself as a 29-year-old organization that promotes the biblical ethic of decency.
And, apparently, according to the biblical ethic of decency, a firefighter who curses during the most heinous terrorist attack on American soil is a sinner who needs to be censored. Of course, this is total bullshit, too. The AFA operates on the Siegel Principle—self-righteousness is more important than actual righteousness—and is quite happy to intimidate CBS affiliates under the pretense of objecting to language, because conservative political leaders (who don’t like 9/11 reminders unless they emanate from their own lips) pursue legislation that the AFA wants, like “marriage protection” amendments. The obvious solution to knowing a documentary will be airing that might be in conflict with “the biblical ethic of decency” is to warn their members not to watch, but instead, they’re using the excuse of decency to behave like bullies and protect their political allies.

And network affiliates are giving in, and the media reports it without so much as a nod at the political alliances at work. The inmates are truly running the asylum.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Sanford and Son


Sanford and Son is one of many American sitcoms whose roots are in Britain. It was the Americanized version of a show called Steptoe and Son, a clip from which is below.

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