This Little Piggie Got Molested

Remember when I said I don’t get performance art? This is what I was talking about:

Animal rights activists have described as "sick" a live art performance involving a naked woman cradling a dead pig for four hours.

Kira O'Reilly's show, called "Inthewrongplaceness" will be performed at the Newlyn Art Gallery in Penzance, southwest England, later Friday.

…On the gallery's Web site, O'Reilly calls the performance "a slow crushing dance with a pig for one person at a time."

"The work left me with an undercurrent of pigginess, unexpected fantasies of mergence and interspecies metamorphoses began to flicker into my consciousness."
Uh, okay.

I read about this awhile ago in British papers, but now it’s making the news in the US. One thing that seems left out of a lot of the US coverage is that she got the pig at a butcher. It wasn’t killed specifically for her performance, so I don’t really have any objection from an animal cruelty standpoint once it’s already dead. Whether it gets served up as bacon or used in a live art installation doesn’t really matter. (That’s an issue to take up with pig farmers.) My objection is, uh, aesthetic. I’m all for the “unexpected fantasies of mergence and interspecies metamorphoses” (I guess?), but maybe with less nudity and deadness.

(Picture of the exhibit below the fold. Not work safe, unless you work at an art gallery, porn shop, or abattoir.)

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Drums


“They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have
barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground
shakes. Drums. Drums fill the deep. We cannot get out.
The shadow moves in the dark. It is coming…”

Iran denies inspectors access to site:

Iran has turned away U.N. inspectors wanting to examine its underground nuclear site in an apparent violation of the Nonproliferation Treaty, diplomats and U.N. officials said Monday.

The officials, who spoke on condition of anonymity because of the confidentiality of the information, told The Associated Press that Iran's unprecedented refusal to allow access to the facility at Natanz could seriously hamper international efforts to ensure that Tehran is not trying to make nuclear weapons.

…At a news conference Monday, President Bush said the United States is getting an inkling of Tehran's response.

"We are beginning to get some indication, but we'll wait until they have a formal response," Bush said. "Dates are fine, but what really matters is will. And one of the things I will continue to remind our friends and allies is the danger of a nuclear-armed Iran."
I’m in a dark fucking mood today, Shakers. Warmongering tends to bring me down, yo.

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Freedom Agenda


For those who can't view the video below,
here's a basic summary of what we're dealing
with. As per usual.

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Ooh, President Flustered McAngrypants

Someone doesn’t like having to answer questions about how he’s fighting the War on Terror.


From this morning’s special press conference. (Via TDB.)

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I Agree with Bill O’Reilly

He’s real concerned about the possibility that Mexicans bringing their values to America, and that they might be fundamentally irreconcilable with the American values of yesteryear (not modern values, of course, which are all dictated by man-hating feminism and the radical homosexual agenda):

But I think you -- the point that I found most interesting about what you said, [caller], was the future of L.A. particularly, and probably America, lies in your school district. To see how well those kids are educated, what their attitudes are. Are they trying to learn English? Do they have any kind of traditional value system at all, vis-à-vis what America used to be? Or are they taking their Mexican values, because most of them are Mexicans, and, you know, basically setting up Acapulco North? I don't know. I don't know.
He’s totally right. We definitely need to get back to traditional American values, before foreigners starting imposing their values on real Americans, and I submit he should blaze the trail by taking his show off the air and broadcasting via smoke signal at once.

(More O’Reilly Mexihatin’.)

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Another Reason to Impeach Bush

“We’re not leaving [Iraq] so long as I’m the president.” Which, coincidentally, is also another reason why this was a little fucking premature:

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The Oldest Profession

In a really thoughtful and interesting post, Exploring Assumptions About Prostitution, Punkass Marc lays out his basic assumptions and how they influence his position on prostitution. At the center of the ongoing salon, of which his post is a part, is the issue of legalization—a proposal I generally support with the caveat that I resoundingly agree with R. Mildred when she says “Whether prostitution is legalised has to be all about whether legalisation or decriminalisation helps stem and stop abuses in the industry, nothing more and nothing less.” Legalization shouldn’t be supported or opposed on the basis of how one regards prostitution, because it’s about helping women who are prostitutes, not about the morality of prostitution. The arguments against legalization, predicated on the premise that it’s counterintuitive to eradicating prostitution, are indicative of a fundamental misunderstanding of the cultural circumstances in which prostitution flourishes. Refusing to consider legalization inevitably leads only to more victimized prostitutes, not fewer prostitutes.

As to those circumstances, Marc says:

As I understand her, BL believes class inequities are more responsible than the traditional notion of the patriarchy for what ails us. And in many ways, I agree. If you give all women sound/equal economic footing, a lot of problems would vanish pretty quickly.

But this isn’t an either/or issue. In addition to class issues, there is also a lot of patriarchal oppression. All you have to do is look across any single economic stratum — sexism and gender-based oppression exist amongst economic equals.

If you agree with that assessment, hopefully you agree that it’s important to end that sexism and oppression. One of the key elements of accomplishing that is to work towards ending the practice of men viewing women as objects intended to service their sexual needs. There are other issues we have to tackle, too, but this seems like a crucial one.
I agree that addressing class inequity and sexism is not an either/or issue, but it occurs to me that addressing them may have different ends. Sexism and oppression create a culture in which prostitution—and, very specifically, the kind of prostitution that appeals to men who are buying not sex, but the opportunity to mistreat women (or men)—thrives, but it’s class inequity—including lack of opportunity, economic disparity, shitty schools, drug and gang culture, limited employment, general hopelessness—which creates prostitutes.

(That’s not to say that class inequity doesn’t also contribute to the existence of prostitution, because it does, but only because of the preexisting sexism. And that’s also not to say that sexism doesn’t also contribute to women becoming prostitutes, but generally only because of preexisting lack of options, particularly when we’re speaking about streetwalkers, who comprise the majority of prostitutes, as opposed to women who work in a safe and protected environment for a decent wage.)

So, although the issues of class and sexism are both in need of attention, it strikes me that giving “all women sound/equal economic footing” is imperative in terms of reducing the numbers of prostitutes who choose their vocation out of necessity. It’s the solution to a concrete issue of desperate women scrabbling for survival. On the other hand, combating sexism and oppression is the solution to the more abstract issue of prostitution as an institution. The latter is largely about eradicating the market for prostitutes; the former is largely about giving people alternatives besides that market—and, if we’re interested in ending prostitution mainly because it’s a cesspool of mistreatment for most of its workers, then addressing the class issues that drive them into prostitution is the immediate avenue for protecting them. The existence of the market can’t hurt anyone unless there’s someone providing the service.

That is, I admit, a bit of philosophical claptrap, because it’s a pipedream to think we can reach some ethereal circumstance in which there exists a desire for prostitutes, but none on offer—which is, in the end, why Marc is right that both class and sexism deserve equal attention. I just thought it was worth nothing that they deserve it for different reasons, and I wanted to think out loud, as it were, for a bit, to start the discussion. So, what do you think?

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

The Great Space Coaster

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The Scene: Late night exurbia Indiana.

The Players: Shakes, Mr. Shakes, Mr. Furious, Mr. Curious, Mohawk, Little Furious, and Tipped Rat.

The Film: Snakes on a Plane

The Verdict: Fourteen thumbs up.

Best Viewed: With audience who claps and cheers every time Sam Jackson does/says cool shit.

Recommended To: Anyone who likes Samuel L. Jackson, B-movies, disaster films, entertaining trash, fun films that don’t take themselves seriously, zany high-jinks, hot Asian dudes.

Not Recommended To: Ophidiophobiacs, pretentious gits, Indiana Jones.


Motherfuckin’ snakes on a motherfuckin’ plane!

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Happy Birthday, You Ancient Geezer


London, April 2000: Andy cracks my shit up
with some nonsense or other.

Today is the oft-mentioned Londoner Andy’s birthday. I wish, once again, that I were there to celebrate with him. Mainly so I could make fun of him for being so bloody old. (Which is hardly satisfying, anyway, when your target looks ten years younger than his stinking age.)

Not long ago, Mannion wrote a lovely post about friendships, and how they sometimes seem eternal—when you meet someone for the first time but, somehow, you’re already friends. That’s the kind of friendship I have with Andy, the introduction to whom was arranged by my girlfriend Miller, after she met him and realized that he and I were meant to be friends. It was just one of those things. So, across 4,000 miles, via the internets (thanks, Al Gore!) and international calling cards, we became friends seven years ago, and have stayed in nearly daily contact ever since. And, occasionally, we have the opportunity to be in the same place at the same time, and that has the capacity, second only to George Bush’s presidency, to make me question whether I should have moved to Britain rather than Mr. Shakes moving here.

It sucks being so far away from someone who can always, without fail, make you feel better when you feel crap, and make you laugh until you cry. It sucks when I know he feels rotten, and I wish I could be there to distract his thoughts. It sucks to miss someone all the time. None of which, in the end, really matters, because they are small prices to pay for a friend of eternal thick-and-thinness, on whom I can count and does me the honor of counting on me back, who tapes Morrissey interviews for me, who tells me I’m “wild” because I can remember verbatim conversations from five years ago, who says things like “I’m the most self-involved person I know” without a trace of irony, sending me into a fit of giggles. As usual.

Happy birthday, Andy.

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This guy really loves Bill O'Reilly.

LOL. Just watch.


(Via The Daily Background.)

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Dem Nominating Calendar to Change

Or maybe not.

Democrats shook up tradition on Saturday by vaulting Nevada and South Carolina into the first wave of 2008 presidential contests along with Iowa and New Hampshire — a move intended to add racial and geographic diversity to the early voting.

…Party officials embraced the change, though New Hampshire Democrats joined several likely presidential candidates and former President Clinton in opposing the move.

…New Hampshire objected loudly to the lineup and has threatened to leapfrog over the other contests to retain its pre-eminent role.

"The DNC did not give New Hampshire its primary, and it is not taking away," New Hampshire Gov. John Lynch said. Secretary of State William Gardner has said he will decide next year whether to move the New Hampshire primary earlier.

…Other Democrats agreed the schedule needed change, but argued the selection of Nevada and South Carolina ignored the populous and union heavy industrial rust belt.
The DNC also “adopted sanctions to punish presidential candidates by penalizing who campaign in states that cut in line.” The candidates who campaign in line-jumping states would then “not get any delegates from those contests.” Which, of course, doesn’t mean much for a small state like New Hampshire, with few delegates to offer in the first place.

What a mess. That’s really all I can say.

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What’s Bush smoking?

And who in his right mind is listening to this dogwank and nodding in grave agreement?

Freedom has brought hope to millions, and it's helped foster the development of young democracies from Baghdad to Beirut.

Yet these young democracies are still fragile, and the forces of terror are seeking to stop liberty's advance and steer newly free nations to the path of radicalism. The terrorists fear the rise of democracy because they know what it means for the future of their hateful ideology.
He then wrapped up his weekly radio address with “Doubleplusgood, bitchez! Bush: Out.”

(Via Blah3.)

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“My kidney belongs to Christ.”

Conditional Christianity:

Aleta Smith, who donated her kidney to a 20-year-old college student last year, wants it back now that the student has changed religions.

Smith, a self-described "on-fire Christian," gave her kidney to Hannah Felks, a Lutheran and regular Christian camp counselor, last year after seeing Felks on the local news.

"She was going to die unless she got a kidney," Smith says, sitting on the porch at her home. "They portrayed her as this nice Christian girl who works with kids. I saw it as a great opportunity to help a sister in the Lord."

The surgery grabbed headlines and Smith was lauded for her selflessness.
Then everything went pear-shaped. Felks went on a “spiritual journey” which took her to three continents, and eventually settled on “a blend of Pagan and Hindu beliefs.” Shortly thereafter, she received a letter from Smith, who is now “on fire” for a different reason—because part of her body is “stuck inside a person who’s going to hell.” She’s plagued with nightmares of her former kidney having to filter “strange Asian teas, pig blood and witch doctor brews in Africa.” And then there are the niggling questions of whether she confused the Lord’s will for what was maybe just a “triple-espresso high” she had on the morning she decided to donate the kidney, and whether her body will now be incomplete when resurrected.

"I'm all for spiritual curiosity," [Smith] says, "but you've got to settle these things beforehand. My kidney belongs to Christ. It will never be Pagan."
Something tells me that the meaning of the Parable of the Good Samaritan is lost on Ms. Smith. Basic understandings of either Paganism or Hinduism seem lost to the same void. Then again, maybe she just needs to cut back on the caffeine.

(Hat tip Main and Central, via Fixer. And, btw, I guess I should make clear for those who aren't clicking through to the site, this is satire. A dodgy prospect, I guess, to introduce a funny site this way, since the line between satire and reality is so thin these days.)

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Recruiting Victims

US military recruiters have come under fire for dodgy recruitment tactics before, like the recent case in which an autistic teen was enlisted as a cavalry scout (he was later released), but a six-month Associated Press investigation has uncovered something well beyond questionably ethical tactics: “More than 100 young women who expressed interest in joining the military in the past year were preyed upon sexually by their recruiters. Women were raped on recruiting office couches, assaulted in government cars and groped en route to entrance exams.”

Via Freedom of Information Act requests, the AP learned that at least 35 Army recruiters, 18 Marine Corps recruiters, 18 Navy recruiters, and 12 Air Force recruiters “were disciplined for sexual misconduct or other inappropriate behavior with potential enlistees in 2005,” with most of the victims being between 16 and 18 years old, usually recruited at their high schools.

Frustratingly, most of the recruiters found guilty of sexual misconduct “are disciplined administratively, facing a reduction in rank or forfeiture of pay; military and civilian prosecutions are rare.” Although, in what’s undoubtedly indicative of the military’s continued hostility toward gay servicemembers, a former Navy recruiter who molested three male recruits is serving a 12-year sentence. Meanwhile, male recruiters who have raped females are more likely to face only administrative discipline; an Army recruiter who raped a 20-year-old female recruit is still working as a clerk in a recruiting office.

Additionally, because the Uniform Code of Military Justice lists the age of consent at 16, “if a recruiter is caught having sex with a 16-year-old, and he can prove it was consensual, he will likely only face an administrative reprimand.” Proof of consent is always a dubious proposition (in absence of confirmation from a consenting party), but it must certainly become a whole lot easier when, instead of a judge and jury, once must only convince superiors disposed against treating sexual assault seriously. To wit: A Defense Department report from its Office of Sexual Assault Prevention and Response in March detailing a 40% increase in alleged sexual assaults in a single year, and female soldiers in military academies and war zones are at risk of being sexually assaulted and revictimized by inattention, yet the Pentagon just a month ago rejected a proposal for the “creation of an Office of Victim Advocate within Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld's office.”

I don’t often have reason to congratulate my state on doing something wise, but Indiana is the first state to treat this issue with the gravity it deserves.

But not under new rules set by the Indiana Army National Guard.

There, a much stricter policy, apparently the first of its kind in the country, was instituted last year after seven victims came forward to charge National Guard recruiter Sgt. Eric Vetesy with rape and assault.

"We didn't just sit on our hands and say, 'Well, these things happen, they're wrong, and we'll try to prevent it.' That's a bunch of bull," said Lt. Col. Ivan Denton, commander of the Indiana Guard's recruiting battalion.

Now, the 164 Army National Guard recruiters in Indiana follow a "No One Alone" policy. Male recruiters cannot be alone in offices, cars, or anywhere else with a female enlistee. If they are, they risk immediate disciplinary action. Recruiters also face discipline if they hear of another recruiter's misconduct and don't report it.

At their first meeting, National Guard applicants, their parents and school officials are given wallet-sized "Guard Cards" advising them of the rules. It includes a telephone number to call if they experience anything unsafe or improper.

Denton said the policy does more than protect enlistees.

"It's protecting our recruiters as well," he said.

The result?

"We've had a lot fewer problems," said Denton. "It's almost like we're changing the culture in our recruiting."
It’s not “almost like” that—it’s exactly that. Clearly, for a myriad of reasons, there is a culture in the military that, at minimum, excuses and, at worst, facilitates sexual assault, and nothing short of addressing head-on the policies and procedures in which that culture has bloomed will curb the problem. The military’s primary solution has been to close its eyes, stick its fingers in its ears, and say, “Nah nah nah nah, I can’t hear you!” and, if forcibly made to deal with the ugly truth, it shrugs and says, “Boys will be boys.” The lack of serious attention has only made the problem increasingly worse. From recruiting stations to the front lines, it’s time to get serious.

(Crossposted at Ezra’s place.)

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Happy Birthday, Big Dog.

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The Virtual Bar Is Open


Come on in and belly up to the bar.
Have a drink; leave a link; tell us what you think.
What's your soundtrack for the evening?

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Holy Moly!

The Virgin makes another appearance:

Workers at a chocolate company have discovered a five-centimetre-all column of chocolate drippings they believe bears a striking resemblance to the Virgin Mary.

Since the discovery of the drippings under a vat Monday, employees of Bodega Chocolates have spent much of their time hovering over the tiny figure, praying and placing rose petals and candles around it. "I was raised to believe in the Virgin Mary but this still gives me the chills," company co-owner Martucci Angiano said as she balanced the dark brown figure in her hand during an interview Thursday.

"Everyone should see this."
As you wish, Ms. Angiano.


Thanks to Misty for passing that along, and to Pam for the picture.

Holy folks Gone Wild on dying plants, sheet metal, trees, more trees, wardrobes, water stains, grilled cheese sandwiches, potato chips, plates of pasta, drywall, fish, and more fish.

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Come Kill Us, Terrorist Comrades!

Because Friday is the day for Teh Funny!

How a wingnut sees the New York Times.

(Tip of the Energy Dome to my friend Grendel.)

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Sigh

Creature says everything I'd say about the German suitcase bombs, primarily in regard to this:

The terror threat in Germany isn't considered to be as high as in the U.K. or U.S. because the country didn't take part in the U.S.-led war in Iraq, the government has said.
...to which Creature replies, "Call me crazy, but wasn't the Iraq war supposed to make us safer."

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