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I should have gotten my Bachelor's in "Selling Crazy Crap on Ebay."

Ebay Sea Monster

Mermaid or sea monster or something much, much worse?

That's what the lucky (or unlucky) winner of a strange eBay auction is now hoping to find out.

The bidder "Mystery Museum" paid $1,550 for the "dead" sea monster, leading some monster watchers to speculate that the bizarre beach find will join other freakish things in some sort of public display, somewhere.

See? Do a little dumpster-diving at Universal Studios, and you too could be making thousands of dollars on a lump of latex. Some people have way too much money.

I really hope that "Mystery Museum" runs some freakshow attraction on Coney Island. That would be great.

In the meantime, I'll be looking closely at all my potato chips for any signs of Jesus.

(The Cross-post that ate Cincinnati...)

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Friday Cat Blogging

These videos may be pretty dark, especially if you have a crappy old monitor like I do, particularly the second one, which on my monitor looks like a black screen in which two bright blue eyes occasionally appear, but on my camera screen looks like a very cute video of Matilda just hanging out and attacking the camera.

Best Toys in the World: Pen and Chair



Laziest Cat Ever



Matilda



Oliva

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Bastards

The House is set to vote today on a minimum wage increase, which is sorely needed and would, over two years, raise the current minimum wage of $5.15/hour to $7.25/hour.

But Republican Congressman and House Education & Workforce Committee Chair Howard McKeon says that the House GOP plans to attach a proposal regarding insurance plans that would create more uninsured Americans and raise premiums for small business owners.

Rep. McKeon and his allies are counting on the fact that progressive members will find the Association Health Plan proposal so repugnant that they won’t vote for the bill raising the minimum wage.
I just don’t even know what to say about these people anymore. I’m beyond finding even the most bitter amusement in the irony that the flag-draped party which claims to have the market cornered on patriotism and values is repeatedly, unapologetically hostile to American principles and bad for Americans. They’re just bastards. That’s really all I can say.

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News from Shakes Manor

I spent last night sprawled on the couch in front of the television like a zombie, because I’m still sick and was feeling highly pathetic. Mr. Shakes, because he is a sweet and attentive husband, brought me ice cream and sprawled out beside me, even though he hates watching television for more than about 20 minutes. We watched an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (during which Carson referred to a pair of ugly sunglasses—donned by the straight guy, Perfect Husband—as “horrendo,” which is now my new favorite word), and then So You Think You Can Dance, which provides us with the opportunity to guess how long it would take our graceless fat asses to learn each routine, and whether we’d actually die trying.

It was the SYTYCD results show, and we were predicting who would be voted off.

Mr. Shakes: It’s goona be Doonyelle.

Shakes: No chance. It’ll be Natalie.

Mr. Shakes: Doonyelle.

Shakes: Natalie.

Mr. Shakes: I’ll bet you a sip of poo it will be Doonyelle.

Shakes: That’s disgusting. Perfect Husband would never bet his wife a sip of poo.

Mr. Shakes: Well, I may bet you sips oof poo, but in every oother regard I am awesoome.

Fast forward to the special guest performer, who is Busta Rhymes. (Which was irritating, considering his recent homophobic outburst.) Anyway, I commented that “Busta Rhymes” has always been one of my favorite stage names.

Mr. Shakes: I changed my name to Jiz-E Pimpskweez.

Shakes: What?!

Mr. Shakes: Yeah, it’s my new street name. Jiz-E Pimpskweez.

Shakes: On what street—Crazy Street?

Mr. Shakes: Noo, oor street. When I goo ootside in the moorning, Carl gives me a shoot oot. “Yoo yoo yoo, Jiz-E Pimpskweez!”

[Carl is our superbly nice 80-year-old next door neighbor.]

Shakes: You’re an idiot.

Mr. Shakes: I’m gooing to start poosting oon the bloog as Jiz-E Pimpskweez.

Shakes: No, you’re not.

[He did.]

Mr. Shakes: JIZ-E PIMPSKWEEZ!!!

Shakes: I wish I had a tape recorder, so I could post this on the blog.

Mr. Shakes: Me, too. Becoose then everyoone woold knoo hoo mooch Jiz-E Pimpskweez rooles!

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Big Gay Al

Al Gore, that is. According to Ann Coulter.

[CHRIS] MATTHEWS: Let me ask you about your private life. How do you know that Bill Clinton's gay?

COULTER: He may not be gay, but Al Gore, total fag. No, I'm just kidding. As someone, no –

MATTHEWS: That's based on your private life?

COULTER: No, that's a joke.

MATTHEWS: OK.

COULTER: That's what we call in the writing business, a joke. No, I mean, I state a manifestly obvious fact.
I would pay good money to see Tipper Gore tear Ann Coulter to shreds in a cage match.

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Haunted

Have you ever considered what sweet justice it would be if the chickenhawk and warmonger Bush was haunted by a soldier whose life had been sacrificed in this war of choice, who followed him everywhere, kept him awake nights, and strayed never far, leaving him with no refuge, no sanctuary, from the crushing responsibility of the lives lost at his hand, holding him to ghostly account?

What about a dead soldier’s mother?

War protester Cindy Sheehan has purchased a 5-acre plot in Crawford with some of the insurance money she received after her son was killed in Iraq.

The group she helps lead, Gold Star Families for Peace, says on its Web site that it will return next month to protest the war in Iraq in the small town near Waco where President Bush has a ranch. Like last year, Sheehan, whose son Casey was killed in Iraq in 2004, will again demand to meet with the president.

"We decided to buy property in Crawford to use until George's resignation or impeachment, which we all hope is soon for the sake of the world," Sheehan said in a newsletter set to be sent to supporters Thursday.
Say what you will about Cindy Sheehan, but she is willing to do what the media, Congress, and many of the American people are not—never let Bush escape from his responsibility, never give him the luxury of not being forced to confront what he has done.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Wonder Woman

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Tomorrow Belongs to We

As the facilitator of your local chapter of Focus on Family, I wanted to take some time out of my busy schedule of preventing other people from living their lives in a manner that makes me vaguely uncomfortable, to let you know about the exciting new changes you can expect to see here at FoF in the upcoming months.

Now, I realize change is not something we here at FoF are in the habit of encouraging, and I’m certainly not suggesting we move away from the compassion and concern for future generations which brought us together in the first place, but if we are to continue to be a force for good in the United States of God bless America, we need to expand our original goals and attempt to bring our message of peace, tolerance and man/woman love to everyone who needs to hear it- ie, everyone. We need to, well, not evolve, of course (ha ha!), but open our arms to other groups who share our deep-rooted commitment to spirituality and compassion, even our surface level connection with them is less than readily apparent.

To that end, I’d like to tell you some of the new partners you can expect to be seeing take arms with FoF in the coming months. Please, give a slightly less judgmental than usual welcome to:

COBRA: I’m probably most excited about this match-up. With their access to a near unlimited number of warm, potentially activist bodies, Cobra is uniquely positioned to help us spread our teachings and influence, be it through the word of Christ or laser-bearing armored vehicles. We can provide Cobra, long entrenched in their snake-based paganism, with a stronger, more relevant viewpoint, and give them the credibility they need to become major players in the American political scene. I’ve had the pleasure of talking with some of the group leaders, and while I can’t go into too much detail for security reasons, they’re strict attention to detail and amazing discipline, as well as adherence to more classical standards of nobility, give me high expectations for coming months.





DECEPTICONS: Focus on Family has a great number of resources- the ear of governments, grassroots support, the blind adherence of those so frightened by the world that they are incapable of rational thought- but what we don’t have are giant talking robots which turn into guns. That’s where the Decepticons, led by the fearsome Megatron, come in. After attempting to bring much needed structure to their home planet Cybertron, the Decepticons where forced into space, crash landing on the planet Earth four million years ago, where they lay dormant until awoken by a volcanic eruption. The fate of Earth is not their primary concern, as they are locked in a civil war against the evil, overly permissive Autobots, but they have leant us a sympathetic ear, and once we are able to properly synthesize the energon cubes the robots need to continue their freedom struggles, they have agreed to join our cause. They, too, understand what it means to be wrongly persecuted.




SKELETOR: I’ll admit, I was initially reluctant to return this fella’s phone calls. A walking, talking skeleton- who lives in a castle shaped like a skeleton- just doesn’t seem to have a place in our in vision of the future. But his persistence (and the constant influx of dead secretaries- they weren’t even my secretaries) finally got my attention, and once I heard his story, he won me over completely. Skeletor is currently trying to instill a sense of responsibility in the immature citizens of Eternia, most particular, the frivolous, decadent “Prince” Adam. Unfortunately, every time he’s found a way to force Adam to accept his shortcomings, a shirtless warrior in bikini briefs runs in with a large sword and ruins everything. Now, FoF is not a group that likes to jump to conclusions, but when you’re presented with scenario like this, it’s impossible not to read the writing on the wall. Skeletor’s crew is made of a wide variety of multi-talented individuals who can be put to great use, but our biggest concern is making sure that people like Adam- and his “He Man”- realize that their flagrant disregard of propriety and God-given moral law will not be tolerated on any level.

So, a big Focus welcome to Cobra, the Decepticons and the Skeletorians!

Now, I’m sure some of you are having doubts. Are we watering down our core message here? These new partners seem to go against the very principles our glorious movement is based on: some of them aren’t technically human, and even worse, they aren’t American citizens, and the last thing we want are foreign powers influencing our decision making processes. Rest assured, we are well aware of such concerns, and we believe that in order to continue promoting our precious values in the upcoming years, we need to move beyond state-level campaigning, activism and targeted harassment.

Which is where our new paramilitary, robot and skull-based brothers come in. What ultimately joins us together is an understanding: the only way to truly ensure we can set everyone- sinners and innocents alike- on the right path, is to attain complete and total global domination. In the eyes of our Lord, nothing less will do.

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Question of the Day

What’s the best name for a pet you’ve ever heard?

Mr. Furious’ cousin had a snake named Asshole, which I always found amusing, and I once met someone who’d named his white cat Midnight. Ahh, irony—you never disappoint.

But the best name I ever heard was bestowed by a vegetarian friend, who had, as a lad, named his pet cow Mrs. Steak.

(No worries, animal lovers. Mrs. Steak was dairy cow, and lived a very long and happy life until her natural passing.)

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Tricky

So Bush signed the The Fannie Lou Hamer, Rosa Parks and Coretta Scott King Voting Rights Act Reauthorization and Amendments Act of 2006 into law on the South Lawn today.


I was a little concerned about what his left arm was up to, though, especially knowing he couldn’t do an end-run around this law with a signing statement, what with all the people watching, so I contacted some of my super-duper top secret sources to see if I could get a picture from behind.


Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Damn you, Bush!

(Real image of signing ceremony here.)

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A Letter from George Bush, Compassionate Conservative

Dear Suiciders,

Just because I’m defunding 1-800-SUICIDE and trying to fold this highly effective service into my highly ineffective administration doesn’t mean you can’t still get help. In fact, in exchange for a little personal information, we’ll try to talk you down off that ledge. Heh heh.

Sincerely,


George W. Bush,
President of the United States of America

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Not That Anyone Cares...

...well, anyone but me, that is.

Today is Bugs Bunny's birthday. Watch a Looney Tune tonight. You could use a laugh, couldn't you?


I think monnnsters lead the most iiinnnnteresting lives...
I was saying to my girlfriend the other day,
I bet monnnssssters are iiinnnnnteresting people.
The places you must go and the things you must see... my stars.
And I bet you get to meet lots of innnnnnnteresting people, too.
I'm always innnnnnnnnterested in meeting innnnnnnnnnnteresting people....

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Caption This Photo


“I’m not gonna call him my president,
and you can’t make me!”

(That is, indeed, your blogmistress, age 8, grouching it up in Oscar’s trashcan at Sesame Place—which is sort of like Disneyland for Jim Henson lovers. Have at me.)

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Geez

What did Indonesia ever do to Mother Nature?

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Carnival Queen

Love it. An English town has chosen gay 15-year-old David Bridge to be their carnival queen.

He auditioned in front of the mayor of Axbridge, Somerset reports The Sun.

David said: "I've always liked the carnival and I thought, 'Why not take part?'

…He added: "There will be a few bigots who might not approve, but I'm hoping to show I've enough confidence to carry it off. It's important to show you don't have to be in London to dress up as a gay or in drag costume."

Carnival committee chairman Robin Goodfellow, 66, said: "We couldn't eliminate him just because he was male. Some people might be offended but we'd rather be inclusive than exclusive. It's hard enough to get people involved as it is.”
Rather be inclusive than exclusive. What a concept.

As predicted, there’s some grousing.

Local Chris Whittaker said: "We can't believe it. It's political correctness gone mad. How on earth can you have a carnival queen who's a bloke?"
Perhaps someone ought to explain to Mr. Whittaker that lots of blokes are queens.

Carnival organizers said that part of the reason David was chosen was because of a lack of interest from girls—which is weirdly even more encouraging. None of the local girls were interested in doing the pageant thing, which left room for a gay boy to turn the entire thing on its head. Now that’s a bloody carnival!

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"What did we invade here for?"

As George Bush prepares to funnel more troops into the war for Baghdad, some American soldiers already there ask pointed questions and make trenchant observations.

Spec. Joshua Steffey:

Steffey said he wished "somebody would explain to us, 'Hey, this is what we're working for.' " With a stream of expletives, he said he could not care less "if Iraq's free" or "if they're a democracy."

"The first time somebody you know dies, the first thing you ask yourself is, 'Well, what did he die for?' "

Sgt. Christopher Dugger:

"We're trained as an Army to fight and destroy the enemy and then take over," added Dugger, 26, of Reno, Nev. "But I don't think we're trained enough to push along a country, and that's what we're actually doing out here."

Spec. David Fulcher:

"I mean, if you compare the casualty count from this war to, say, World War II, you know obviously it doesn't even compare," Fulcher said. "But World War II, the big picture was clear -- you know you're fighting because somebody was trying to take over the world, basically. This is like, what did we invade here for?"

"How did it become, 'Well, now we have to rebuild this place from the ground up'?" Fulcher asked.

The architects of the invasion and occupation of Iraq often throw up soldiers like these as human shields against criticism of delusional goals, botched strategies, incompetent planning, and a war that should never have been launched in the first place. But any comparison of those politicians to the men and women sent to fight and ordered to hold and stabilize an entire country is an insult to those troops. The vast majority of American soldiers are doing what soldiers at their best always do: their duty, to the best of their ability. When such soldiers ask the kinds of questions and express the kind of frustration we hear now out of Baghdad, it should shame us all. We sent them, after all...though to what end, only God knows.

"It's frustrating, but we are definitely a help to these people," [Dugger] said. "I'm out here with the guys that I know so well, and I couldn't picture myself being anywhere else."

If the Vulcans in the White House had an ounce of the integrity of Sgt. Dugger and his troops, even now I would feel somewhat better about America in Iraq. But then, if they had such integrity, America probably wouldn't be there.

(Cross-posted.)

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Ziggy Played Guitar


Fantastic!

THE best-kept secret in global diplomacy is out - US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice will perform a piano recital at the annual gala of Asia’s top security meeting, diplomats and reports said.

The Association of Southeast Asian Nations Regional Forum (ASEAN) this year has a heavy agenda with conflict raging in the Middle East, a missile crisis on the Korean peninsula, and fury over Myanmar’s refusal to embrace democratic reforms.

But foreign ministers from the 26-nation grouping will have some light relief at the traditional gala dinner during which the world’s top diplomats put aside protocol and perform hilarious skits and musical routines.

…Rice … is expected to perform a work from one of her favourite composers, who include Brahms and Shostakovich, the New Straits Times said.

Via Steve at No More Mister Nice Blog, who notes that Rice will be "Accompanied, presumably, by Nero on fiddle."

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Just When I Think You Couldn't Possibly be any Dumber, You Go and Do Something Like This...

...and totally redeem yourself! Chicago, I officially forgive you for recent silliness.

Chicago Orders "Big Box" Stores to Raise Wages
Right on.

After months of fevered lobbying and bitter debate, the Chicago City Council passed a groundbreaking ordinance yesterday requiring “big box” stores, like Wal-Mart and Home Depot, to pay a minimum wage of $10 an hour by 2010, along with at least $3 an hour worth of benefits.

The ordinance, imposing the requirement on stores that occupy more than 90,000 square feet and are part of companies grossing more than $1 billion annually, would be the first in the country to single out large retailers for wage rules.

A gallery packed with supporters of the bill broke into cheers as the measure passed, by a vote of 35 to 14, after four hours of intense speeches and debate.
This is fantastic. One step closer to a living wage. And benefits! Good heavens, get me to the fainting couch, I do believe I have the vapors.

Of course, this can't go on without a visit from the Waaaaaaahhhhmbulance.
Wal-Mart’s response to the Council’s action was swift and blunt.

“It’s sad — this puts politics ahead of working men and women,” John Simley, a Wal-Mart spokesman, said in a telephone interview. “It means that Chicago is closed to business.”
You gotta love his chutzpah. Yes, treating workers with dignity, paying them a reasonable wage, and giving them the bare scraps of benefits is detrimental to working men and women. Excuse me while I whip this out**:

Chicago is not closed to business. We just don't like your brand of business.
Wal-Mart will still open its nearly completed branch on Chicago’s West Side in September — the company’s first store in the city — but any future plans “will likely change,” Mr. Simley said.
And that would be such a shame. Chicago doesn't need your goddamn stores, Simley. Don't let the door hit you in the ass.
In arguing that Wal-Mart and other companies can easily afford to meet the new standards, proponents of the measure pointed to Costco, which says it already pays at least $10 an hour plus benefits to starting workers around the country.
Which is why I shop at Costco, and not Sam's Club. And just about everyone I know that has a Costco membership does it for the same reason. Getting the picture, Simley?
In existing stores in the Chicago area, Wal-Mart pays entry-level wages of about $7.25 an hour but its average pay is $11 an hour, a company spokesman told The Chicago Tribune. The company has not revealed details of its benefits.
Alakazam! (PDF file)

There's lots of the usual "this will stifle growth" talk, but I for one am happy to finally see a positive step forward in the Living Wage march. Bravo, Chicago.

** Image mercilessly stolen from Pam's place; you should be
reading it daily. (Sorry Pam, I couldn't find a better image! And I'm lazy.)

Cross-posts are attacking the city!

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Cagney & Lacey

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Off-Limits Humor

[Updated 3.24.09 to fix outdated language.]

I’d like to address a concern that comes up fairly regularly around here, and raised its head again yesterday in another comments thread—what’s considered “off-limits” humor. Stark wrote a post detailing what he thought is a progressive double-standard when it comes to humor by listing what targets he feels are “off-limits” and what he feels are “fair game,” and it’s a good starting point for the discussion. All I’m going to ask is that you read the whole thing before responding.

Off-limits:

Women
Homosexuals
Transgendered
Minorities
Illegal immigrants
Poor people
Mentally [disabled] people
Overweight people
Vegetarians

Fair Game:

George W. Bush
Christians
Evangelicals
Republicans
Conservative bloggers
Conservative pundits
Rich people
Stupid people
People who...
live in the South
live in red states
drive trucks
fly American flags
have "Support Our Troops" stickers
Joe Lieberman

…Is this simply a case of applying a double standard to groups that we consider oppressed versus groups that we consider to be misguided? If you look at the other side of the blogosphere the columns are reversed. Is either side on higher ground?
First of all, I’m going to point out a couple of things about each list.

Off-limits: I would add “men” to the first one. If I made an “all men are pigs” joke—heck, not even a joke, but even a straight statement that generalized all men negatively—I would be (rightfully) taken to task for it. Similarly, I would add “straight people,” as we’ve had discussions around here before that the use of a dismissive term like “breeders” isn’t particularly nice, either. And I’m sure there are some other categories that could be added, as well, like the chronically ill, the disfigured, the disabled, victims of violent crime/sexual assault. (I’m not convinced that “vegetarians” belongs on the list, but wev.)

Fair Game: I don’t believe it’s true that “Christians” or “Evangelicals” are considered “fair game,” although a certain brand of Christian Supremacists are certainly mocked, even by progressive Christians and Evangelicals. Similarly, I wouldn’t even say that “Republicans,” or “conservatives,” are totally fair game. In the past, I have specifically had to identify that I am talking about “movement conservatives” or “social conservatives” or some other specific group, even when I’m doing a straight critique, so as to avoid making overly broad generalizations. (Ditto Democrats, who, let’s face it, get have it equally bad around here a lot of the time.) And with designations like “people who drive trucks, fly flags, have ‘Support Our Troops’ stickers,” again, there’s always a caveat, which is usually about hypocrisy. People who drive trucks that don’t need to. People who fly flags but hate key American tenets. People who have ‘Support Our Troops’ stickers but don’t support the troops. Rich people who are stingy and care only about tax cuts. Stupid people who are willfully ignorant. So, there are a few of these categories that are too broadly identified to be totally accurate.

That said, now take a look at the lists.

Off-Limits: Women, men, lesbians, gays, bisexuals, transgender people, racial minorities, illegal immigrants, poor people, mentally disabled people, overweight people, vegetarians, the chronically ill, the disfigured, the disabled, victims of violent crime or sexual assault.

Fair Game: Bush, Christian Supremacists, certain conservatives / Republicans / Democrats, greedy people, willfully ignorant people, people who are hypocrites, Joe Lieberman.

Spot the difference?

It’s all about intrinsic nature and choice. One has no control over one’s gender, sexuality, or race. The mentally disabled, chronically ill, disfigured, disabled, and victimized have no control over their circumstances. Some overweight people may; many don’t. Some poor people may; many don’t. And we don’t know by looking at them whether fat people are gluttons, or healthy but naturally overweight, or bloated by medication or disease, whether poor people are unmotivated, or lacking opportunity, or consigned by misfortune, so we don’t turn them into punchlines.

On the other hand, Bush has a choice whether to be a shit. Christian Supremacists have a choice about whether to try to force their views down everyone else’s throats. Certain conservatives / Republicans / Democrats have a choice about the way they approach politics and culture. Hypocrites, the avaricious, the willfully ignorant, have all made choices to lack integrity, self-indulge, or wallow in ignorance. Joe Lieberman has made a choice to take the positions he has.

To mock them is to mock behavior, not attributes outwith their control.

And here comes the nuance. The “off-limits” subjects aren’t totally off-limits, are they? Yesterday, in a comment, Spudsy typed, “Like the time I took the fairy to Shelbyville.” He immediately corrected himself by saying he meant ferry, not fairy. I replied, “ I took a fairy to Shelbyville once. We had a good time.” A gay joke—but a gay joke that didn’t rely on the denigration of gays.

I make jokes about “off-limits” subjects all the time, by drawing on irony. Women aren’t funny. Gays are deviant. Immigrants are lazy. But in those jokes, the “off-limits” subjects aren’t the butts of the joke—the people who marginalize them, who believe those things about them, are. Invoking “off-limits” subjects is only problematic when it’s unclear at whom we’re laughing—and if we’re laughing at a woman just because she’s a woman, it’s not funny. (Offensive and uninspired to boot.)

When you make fun of a man by calling him some variation of a woman (“sissy,” “big girl”), or some variation of gay (“fag,” “homo”), you’re denigrating women or gays in the process, because the implication is that being a woman or gay is somehow undesirable, somehow less than being a straight man. When you make fun of calling Ann Coulter a tranny, you’re denigrating trannies in the process, because the implication is that being a tranny is somehow bad. That’s the way insults work.

I understand there are some people who want to be able to use “politically incorrect” humor, and don’t see what the big deal is. The big deal is that it offends people. It offends Toast when people refer to George Bush as a frat boy, because he was a frat boy and doesn’t like that the term is invoked with such negative connotations. So I don’t call George Bush a frat boy. Big deal—I’m creative enough to think of other ways to describe George Bush that won’t offend someone I’d prefer not to offend. No skin off my nose.

And that’s one of the reasons I object to “politically incorrect” humor. It’s derivative. It’s not clever. It’s boring. If you have to resort to “What a fag” or “Ooh, testy—someone’s on the rag!” to get a laugh, you’ve lost me on the quality of your humor alone.

But here’s the main reason I object to the use of “politically incorrect” humor at this blog: There’s a whole fucking world out there where women and gay men and trans wo/men and racial minorities and the disabled and the overweight and people who are intrinsically and inescapably “different” for any reason are made fun of, marginalized, turned into punchlines. There’s a whole fucking world out there which expects us all to be perfect according to some arbitrary definition and seeks to punish us if we’re not. There’s a whole fucking world out there where people who don’t conform to that standard are not only ridiculed and made to feel not good enough, but can also find themselves at real risk of physical harm. Where they’re denied rights, job opportunities, friendships, votes, equality. If you want to use “politically incorrect” humor that targets those people, you have the entire rest of the bloody world to do it, but you can’t do it here.

This is a safe space.

This blog is meant to be a refuge from the kind of humor that preys on innate differences in our DNA. What’s Fair Game at this blog is behavior. Actions. Decisions. Choices. Things over which people have control. What’s Off-Limits is anything that wasn’t chosen. Them’s the rules.

We’re all going to make mistakes occasionally—even me. And for that, we need to make allowances. Everyone trips up now and then, even with the best of intentions. But if you take issue with a blogmistress who has deemed her teensy weensy part of the world a sanctuary from ridicule of the inalterable characteristic, if you feel that impinges on your freedoms, then off you go. You’ve got an entire world waiting who won’t hold you to the same standard.

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