I still hate Wal-Mart, but…

I’ve got to give them credit for inviting Al Gore to speak to their executives at a “quarterly conference on sustainability, part of the company’s recent efforts to become an environmental leader.”

The conference is an outgrowth of Wal-Mart’s mission, outlined by Chief Executive Lee Scott last November, to minimize its negative impact on the environment. At the time, Wal-Mart committed to, among other things, reduce energy use in its stores, improve the fuel efficiency of its truck fleet and substantially cut down on solid waste produced by its stores.
Good for them. If they’re going to go destroy our economy, decimate small businesses all over the country, and screw over their workers, the least they can do is be environmentally conscious as they do it.

Al Gore keeps saying he hopes to create a tipping point in which any presidential candidate of any party will have to address the climate crisis. That the invariably conservative-supporting Wal-Mart is taking an interest in what he has to say is surely a good sign that he’s making sincere headway on that goal. Bush spends a lot of time musing (and babbling) about how people in the future will judge him, but I suspect when eyes are cast backwards toward this time, we may find that it was the man who should have been president that will be regarded as the hero.

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insanity

Found this via C&L. According to the blog bio, Mike is a vet who served in 'Nam and a member of Veterans For Peace. Last Friday Mike had a disturbing incident at the VA:

This afternoon, drinking a cup of coffee while sitting in the Jesse Brown V.A. Medical Center on Chicago’s south side, a Veterans Administration cop walked up to me and said, "OK, you’ve had your 15 minutes, it’s time to go."

"Huh?", I asked intelligently, not quite sure what he was talking about.

"You can’t be in here protesting," officer Adkins said, pointing to my Veterans For Peace shirt.

"Well, I’m not protesting, I’m having a cup of coffee," I returned, thinking that logic would convince Adkins to go back to his earlier duties of guarding against serious terrorists.

Flipping his badge open, he said, "No, not with that shirt. You’re protesting and you have to go."


About this point I'm thinking "no way, they don't seriously arrest this guy for his t-shirt!. Even the threat of that is ooogy but arrest him?" Turns out I was wrong:

He insisted that I leave, but still not quite believing my ears, I tried one more approach to reason. "Hey, listen. I’m a veteran. This is a V.A. facility. I’m sitting here not talking to anybody, having a cup of coffee. I’m not protesting and you can’t kick me out."

"You’ll either go or we’ll arrest you," Adkins threatened.

"Well, you’ll just have to arrest me," I said, wondering what strange land I was now living in.

You know the rest. Handcuffed, led away to the facility’s security office past people with surprised looks on their faces, read my rights, searched, and written up.


He was charged with trespassing and weapons posession because he had his pocket knife in his, well, pocket. W.T.F.?

After informing me I could either pay the $275 fine on the citation or appear in court, Ousley escorted me off the premises, warning me if I returned with "that shirt" on, I’d be arrested and booked into jail.

I’m sure I could go back to officers Adkins’ and Ousleys’ fiefdom with a shirt that said, "Nuke all the hajis," or "Show us your tits," or any number of truly obscene things and no one would care. Just so it’s not "that shirt" again.


Mike said he is not paying the fine, he is going to court to fight it. He also adds:

And if there’s a Chicago area attorney who’d like to take the case, I’d really like to sue them — from Dubya on down.


What about the ACLU? Wouldn't they take on this sort of case?

Anyway, what the hell kind of country is this where a person cannot merely sit in an office sipping coffee (where s/he belongs, no less) with a shirt about PEACE and be arrested for it? That's fucking scary.

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Breast Ironing

I’ve read about this practice before, in which young girls’ budding breasts are “ironed” with hot stones or other objects to try to stunt their growth. Much like female circumcision, the practice is considered traditional and for the girls’ “own good.” Mutilation of feminine body parts is especially pervasive in Africa, where mothers feel compelled to prepare their daughters for a virginal marriage and protect them from “the risk of sexual harassment and even rape.”

There’s nothing I can say about this practice that would be especially new or insightful. It’s completely appalling, brutal, perpetuates the victimization of women, and provides an excuse to avoid addressing the cultural mores and double-standards that charge women with the responsibility for their own mistreatment.

The reason I’m mentioning it at all is because the two people who emailed me a link to this story within minutes of one another were Mr. Shakes and Angelos, both of them rightfully horrified. And I was reminded of sitting in a class over a decade ago, discussing female genital mutilation, and arguing with every man in the class but one (who was gay), all of whom were anthropology majors and supposed liberals, that it was bad. They were making all sorts of convoluted arguments that essentially boiled down to “boys will be boys,” and in places where women are dependent on marriage for survival, they just have to do whatever it takes to make sure they’re marryable. I don’t believe most liberal men today would make that argument, nor sit silently as another man made it.

I’ve far too much opportunity, unfortunately, to talk about how little things have changed, but not so long ago, I was hard-pressed to find men who even knew about things like breast ironing or female circumcision, no less were pissed that they were happening. Part of it is due to the media, who pay more attention to these issues, and part of it is just that there are more men who give a shit. And yeah, I realize there’s probably someone questioning whether it’s worth a pat on the back if a guy can get angry about such an extreme example of the victimization of women, but if they’d been in that classroom with me years ago, they’d understand why it’s worth a mention.

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Live, from Bizarroworld


...it's Prezint Delusional!

CHICAGO - President Bush said Friday he is determined to rally world support in confronting North Korea over its missile tests to send a "loud and clear" message to the communist regime.
Uh, with so many countries leaving you behind or just plain disliking you, I don't think you're going to be the one doing the rallying here. Folks may just decide to, you know, do the right thing on their own, without the humiliation of appearing to follow the orders of a man-child. Of course, you are the loudest kid on the playground, so the whole thing might look like your idea... which is all Bush really needs, anyway. The appearance of leadership.

I love this:
He said North Korea was not like dealing with Iraq. There, he asserted, he decided to launch the 2003 invasion after exhausting diplomatic options.
Yep, that diplomatic stuff was exhausted. Bush had no choice but to invade... War was the last thing on his mind.
"You know, the problem with diplomacy is it takes a while to get something done" while "acting alone, you can move quickly," Bush said.
Oh, for chrissakes. Yeah, you also don't have anyone telling you that you're a dumbfuck and might be making a colossal, deadly mistake, right? When, oh when, will the rest of the world just realize that The Decider could make everything perfect if they'd just get the hell out of his way? It would be much easier, right?
In a rare out-of-town news conference, he also vowed to keep hunting for terror leader Osama bin Laden, a search that has been fruitless in the nearly five years since the Sept. 11 attacks.

"No ands, ifs or buts, my judgment is it's a matter of time unless we stop looking, and we're not going to stop looking as long as I'm president," Bush said.
*Cough* Look, Bush... you may be living in Fantasyland, but repeating the same bullshit that you've been spouting for years, that even the most rockheaded American knows isn't true, is not only infuriating, it's a complete waste of time.
The setting for Bush's rare out-of-town news conference was the rotunda of Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry. He stood in front of a large photograph of Chicago skyscrapers. The setting underscored the lengths the White House went to to pose the president outside of Washington.

Bush gave a rambling 15 minute opening statement in which he talked about Chicago's vibrant economy, the war on terrorism and the war in Iraq.
See? Even the AP can't resist mentioning this.

Just. Shut. Up.

Oh, and stay the fuck out of my city.

(Return to sender...cross-post unknown...)

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A Few Bad Apples

Really bad apples:

A decade after the Pentagon declared a zero-tolerance policy for racist hate groups, recruiting shortfalls caused by the war in Iraq have allowed "large numbers of neo-Nazis and skinhead extremists" to infiltrate the military, according to a watchdog organization.

The Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks racist and right-wing militia groups, estimated that the numbers could run into the thousands, citing interviews with Defense Department investigators and reports and postings on racist Web sites and magazines.

"We've got Aryan Nations graffiti in Baghdad," the group quoted a Defense Department investigator as saying in a report to be posted today on its Web site, www.splcenter.org. "That's a problem."
It gets worse. Scott Barfield, a Defense Department investigator who was interviewed as part of the report, says that because of pressure to meet recruitment goals, the Army is knowingly allowing white supremacists to join up and is trying to keep the problem quiet because “parents who are already worried about their kids signing up and dying in Iraq are going to be even more reluctant about their kids enlisting if they feel they'll be exposed to gangs and white supremacists." Meanwhile, white supremacist groups are exploiting the situation, encouraging their followers to enlist “to get training for a race war.”

The report cited accounts by neo-Nazis of their infiltration of the military, including a discussion on the white supremacist Web site Stormfront. "There are others among you in the forces," one participant wrote. "You are never alone."

An article in the National Alliance magazine Resistance urged skinheads to join the Army and insist on being assigned to light infantry units.

The Southern Poverty Law Center identified the author as Steven Barry, who it said was a former Special Forces officer who was the alliance's "military unit coordinator."

"Light infantry is your branch of choice because the coming race war and the ethnic cleansing to follow will be very much an infantryman's war," he wrote. "It will be house-to-house, neighborhood-by-neighborhood until your town or city is cleared and the alien races are driven into the countryside where they can be hunted down and 'cleansed.'"

He concluded: "As a professional soldier, my goal is to fill the ranks of the United States Army with skinheads. As street brawlers, you will be useless in the coming race war. As trained infantrymen, you will join the ranks of the Aryan warrior brotherhood."
So add “highly trained race warriors bent on ethnic cleansing in America” to the list of spectacular accomplishments to come out of George Bush’s war of choice.

By way of perspective, these groups are extremely limited in their reach, and, as Litbrit detailed, even the Minutemen, who, David Neiwert notes, are “probably the most successful immanation of the far right into the mainstream since the heyday of the Klan in the 1920s,” are falling apart as we speak. But the longer the war goes on, the more opportunity white supremacists will have to get trained. And it’s worth remembering that the reason the military first endeavored to rid itself of extremists is because Timothy McVeigh, responsible for the biggest domestic terrorist attack perpetrated by an American, “had espoused far-right ideas when he was in the Army and recruited two fellow soldiers to aid his bomb plot.” It’s nothing to sniff at, even if an imminent race war is improbable.

The Defense Department isn’t commenting, saying they haven’t yet seen the Southern Poverty Law Center’s report. Let’s hope someone over there gets off his ass and makes it a point to nip this shit in its ugly bud. I’m talking to you, Rummy.

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Nothing to Do and Nothing to Lose

And, apparently, nothing learned. Even when conservatives almost do the right thing, they’re still lamentable idiots.

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Bush is on King

The President and First Lady sat down with The Disgruntled Chemist’s favorite person in the whole wide world, Larry King (who still hates your stinking guts and wants to kill you), and said a whole bunch of stupid bullshit, but this is definitely the best of the lot:

I like to tell people I would rather be -- when history looks back, I'd rather be judged as solving problems and being correct, rather than being popular.
When history looks back. Let’s just think about that for a moment. When history…looks back. If Bush is planning on history looking back, I certainly hope he has Robert Zemeckis and Michael J. Fox on the payroll and chooses Dr. Emmett Brown as his official presidential historian.

As for the rest of his dreams of legacy, he might want to scale it down a bit. Maybe not so much problem-solver as problem-causer. Maybe not so much correct as corrupt. Just a few little adjustments here and there, and then when history looks back, he won’t be quite so disappointed.

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Friday Blogrollin'

Stop by and say hi to:

Cat Sidh

Diary of a Freak Magnet

Expatriate Thoughts

NewsComa

Philosophers' Playground

Quaker Agitator

The Bulldog Says

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Avast!

Bent with middle age and responsibilities as we are, M and I lacked the spunk required to go to last night's "sneak preview" of the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel currently comandeering movie screens across the Republic. No matter; we've plenty of time to see the flick this weekend, and have only the modest request that the movie not suck. Joe Williams of the local daily says not to worry, it's great fun. We do in fact worry, because we seldom agree with Williams' critiques of any movie. He's always been a fairly reliable negative barometer for us. This does not bode well for Pirates 2.

Lisa Schwarzbaum of Entertainment Weekly opens up her review with a half-hearted mea culpa over having harshly reviewed the original, and then goes on to savage the sequel for not being as good as the movie she originally called, uh, bad. Sounds like bitter a priori self-justification at work. Schwarzbaum can't be trusted here.

Fortunately, we have the throughly reliable MaryAnn Johanson of The Flick Filosopher to guide us. Just get through the first 45 minutes, she assures us, and ye shall be rewarded. By my calculations, that leaves an hour and forty-five minutes of enjoyment to be had, and that's good enough for me.

Also of note: A decidedly more historical account of piracy in Caribbean waters - but also a source of rather bloody-minded fun - can be found at this PIrates of the Caribbean website. Continually updated since its inception in 1994, the site provides biographical info on noted pirates, a description of the classes of vessels and weapons they employed, a fine bibliography for further reading, and a history of the old Jolly Roger (that's "pirate flag" to you, ye scabrous dog).

Back to the movie: The original Disney flick, that is. This list of "movie mistakes" (a whopping 340!) caught by viewers willing to replay scenes at slow motion and reverse over and over and over may make you want to do the same. Don't complain that you're too busy, because we know that's not true. Besides, it's the weekend.

(Cross-posted way down in Davy Jones' locker. Arrr.)

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Setting New Standards in Creepy



If my last post about Vladimir Putin kissing the bare stomach of a kid wasn't enough to give you the jibblies, then hold onto your socks for the explanation:

Putin Kissed Boy "Like a Kitten"

"People came up and I began talking to them, among them this little boy. He seemed to me very independent, sure of himself and at the same time defenseless so to speak, an innocent boy and a very nice little boy," Putin told the Web cast.

"I tell you honestly, I just wanted to touch him like a kitten and that desire of mine ended in that act."
"Wanting to kiss his smooth, smooth boyflesh had nothing to do with it! So defenseless.... so... defenseless...." So... touching someone "like a kitten" involves nuzzling their bare stomach. Funny, if I was suddenly gripped by that urge, I'd want to scratch them behind the ears. But that's just me.

Not creeped out enough yet? How about the kid's reaction?
The Izvestia daily, which tracked down Nikita, discovered that he had refused to wash after that kiss.

"I just liked him and he liked me very much. I want to be president myself," the five-year-old told the paper.
(bold mine)

Good heavens. It's Marcia Brady/Davy Jones syndrome!

(Pork chops and apple cross-posts.)

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Question of the Day

After reading Toast’s short movie review of Anchorman, and then seeing PSoTD’s QotD asking, “So what is your favorite movie with a Will Farrell performance?” I was feeling the pressure to come up with a question about Will Farrell. But how many questions can there actually be about Will Farrell, right? So, instead, I’m going to use my answer to PSoTD’s question—Farrell’s turn as Bob Woodward in the hugely funny and underrated Dick—as the basis for today’s QoTD: What is your favorite political satire?

I love Dick [insert your own joke here], and Bob Roberts is another one I could watch a million times. But Dr. Strangelove probably grabs the top prize—though it didn’t seem very satirical the last time I watched it. Sigh.

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President Huckabee?

I don’t usually see Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee’s name on the list of likely 2008 GOP candidates, but it sure sounds like the Other Man From Hope is planning a run for the White House.

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Stop, stop—I’m gonna pee my pants!

Earlier today:

Bush said the nations' message to North Korean leader Kim Jong Il was clear: "We expect you to adhere to international norms. We expect you to keep your word."
Someone get me a corset, because my sides are splitting!

(Via Blah3.)

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Caption This Photo


U.S. President George W. Bush delivers a video congratulatory
message to new citizens during a naturalization ceremony aboard
the Intrepid in New York July 6, 2006. REUTERS/Shannon Stapleton

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The Power of Pink

So there’s this sheriff in Arizona called Joe Arpaio, who’s infamous for being a crazy hardcase, making the inmates in his prison live in tents, do hard labor, and exist under a myriad of questionable disciplinary techniques. He’s in the news again for forcing them to repeatedly listen to “patriotic songs.” Most famously, though, he makes the inmates wear pink underwear and handcuffs.

The original reason for dying the underwear was supposedly because the prisoners were stealing them when they were white, which makes sense if it’s true, but I’m not sure what the rationale for the pink handcuffs is, aside from the obvious, as Arpaio notes, “because they hate pink, especially in this county they hate pink.”

In their reporting, Think Progress lists the pink underwear and handcuffs as part of the “degrading treatment” to which the inmates at Arpaio’s prison are subjected—which is how I’ve always seen it referenced. And what I find interesting about that is how it’s just taken as read that forcing a man to wear pink is humiliating, without any examination of context, as if it’s the color itself, rather than its association with women and gay men that makes it “degrading” to men forced to wear it.

It’s a self-perpetuating dynamic in this instance, with a community of men who are largely sexist and homophobic, and an iron-fisted authoritarian exploiting their weakness of character to degrade them, thus further fueling their bigotry. And all of it happens within a microsociety in which dominance is often asserted via sexual victimization—a culture of bulls and bitches and fresh fish.

Much of what Arpaio does strikes me as, at minimum, pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable, even in prison where life isn’t meant to be fun, but, while I find it rather juvenile and counterproductive to put inmates in pink underwear and handcuffs, I can’t say I find it inherently degrading. I recall stories of judges who sentence shoplifters to stand outside the stores they robbed wearing sandwich boards announcing their crime—that reads to me as inherently degrading, as it would humiliate anyone irrespective of gender, race, class, etc. But pink pants and handcuffs are only a problem if you’ve got a problem with women and gays, only if you’ve given pink its power to degrade.

(As an aside, most of my friends having children now are opting for gender-neutral colors for the nursery—yellow and green, mostly—and, in the last few years, I’ve noticed that I have a much wider selection of infant clothes from which to choose as gifts. It used to be much more pink-for-girls-blue-for-boys than it is now. It’s a good thing to see we’re starting, as a whole culture, to move away from these associations, slow going though it may be.)

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Wiccan Soldier Denied Memorial

Correct me if I’m mistaken, but I believe this soldier gave his life in part to protect and defend religious freedoms:

At the Veterans Memorial Cemetery in the small town of Fernley, Nev., there is a wall of brass plaques for local heroes. But one space is blank. There is no memorial for Sgt. Patrick D. Stewart.

That's because Stewart was a Wiccan, and the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs has refused to allow a symbol of the Wicca religion -- a five-pointed star within a circle, called a pentacle -- to be inscribed on U.S. military memorials or grave markers.
The minister who served as the chaplain of Sgt. Stewart’s unit, Rtd. Army Chaplain William Chrystal, strongly supports Sgt. Stewart’s widow’s request to have the pentacle put on his memorial. He suspects that the reasons it’s being denied are strictly political, considering “It’s such a clear first Amendment issue… I think the powers that be are afraid they’ll alienate conservative Christians if they approve a symbol that connotes witches and warlocks casting spells and brewing potions.” I believe he’s right, which leaves me with only one question.

Just how much of our country are we going to sacrifice to protect the delicate sensibilities of the willfully ignorant?

Reproductive rights, LGBT equality, the Voting Rights Act, science education, stem cell research, right to die, religious freedom (for some), the separation of church and state, multiculturalism, energy independence, environmental protections—all of these are fights we shouldn’t be having, but must perpetually engage because of the deliberate and obstinate ignorance of one portion of the population who can’t be bothered to learn about or empathize with anything outside of their carefully constructed bubbles, and an opportunistic ruling political party that cynically exploits their ignorance to retain their stranglehold on power brokerage.

I’m so bloody sick of this bullshit I could puke.

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Coulter Goes Postal

As you’ll no doubt recall, the NY Post recently jumped on the blogosphere bandwagon and reported that Ann Coulter is a stinking plagiarist. (Keith Olbermann interviews the exec whose company was hired by the Post to sniff out Coulter’s copycatting here.)

Well, Coulter doesn’t take that shit lying down, bitchez! She takes on the Post in her latest column, to which I won’t link, but you can find it at any one of a number of skank-infested backwaters on the internets:

Once considered a legitimate daily, the Post has been reduced to tabloid status
Oops. The Post is a tabloid. But don’t let me stop you with the facts, Ann. Please continue.

best known for Page Six's breathless accounts of Paris Hilton's latest ruttings, and headlines like "Vampire Teen — H.S. Girl Is Out for Blood." How crappy a newspaper is the Post? Let me put it this way: It's New York's second-crappiest paper.

Maybe the Post's constant harassment of me is an attempt to shake me down for protection money like they did with billionaire businessman Ron Burkle. I have sold a LOT of books — more books, come to think of it, than any writers at the New York Post.
The rest of the column reprints an interview she did with the Post which she accuses them of not running because of “an important breaking story on Angelina Jolie's new tattoo.” Oh, ho ho ho. It sure is funny to make fun of a tabloid for being…uh…a tabloid, huh? Especially when the real reason they bumped it is probably because they thought the story about her being a plagiarist was juicier.

Hey—what about that? Seems like actually denying the charges slipped old Annie’s addled mind. Huh.

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NY Courts Reject Marriage Challenge

*PUNT* … Back to you, legislature:

New York's highest court today turned back an attempt by gay and lesbian couples to win equal treatment under New York State's marriage law, saying that the state constitution "does not compel recognition of marriages between members of the same sex."

…But it left open the possibility that the state Legislature could decide to allow same-sex marriages.

"We hold that the New York Constitution does not compel recognition of marriages between members of the same sex," Judge Robert S. Smith wrote in the majority decision. "Whether such marriages should be recognized is a question to be addressed by the Legislature."
And when the legislature refuses to address it, or—as in Georgia (h/t Tom), along with many other states—actively prevents same-sex marriage, then the LGBT community is left with no legal venue whatsoever through which to pursue equality. Isn’t that swell.

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a-Go-Go-Go

Speaking of rascism and filed under "What the fuck were they thinking?!", we have Sony's newest ad:



Oh fer chrissakes. I don't really know what else to say to this.

If you'd like to ask Sony wtf is wrong with them:

Sony Computer Entertainment America
PO Box 5888
San Mateo, CA 94402-0888
800-345-7669 (800-345-SONY)
M-SAT 6:00 a.m. - 8:00 p.m. PST
Sunday 7:00 a.m. – 6:30 p.m


(hat tip to Pam)

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Totalitarian Chic



Billmon's got more.

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