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As I’ve noted on previous occasions, the party that considers gay marriage, women’s reproductive freedom, condoms, and comprehensive sex education all vicious threats to civilization as we know it, is curiously prolific in its production of true perverts. Or maybe they just attract deviants. It’s really one of those chicken-egg conundrums.

In any case…you name it, and the GOP’s got it. Pedophiles, more pedophiles, lots and lots of pedophiles, wife-rapers, mule-fuckers, falafel-creeps, closet cases, gay hookers, Hookergate, dirty novelists—they’ve got it all.

And now they’ve got one more.

Political consultant Carey Lee Cramer (R), credited with an anti-Al Gore ad in 2000 that showed a young girl picking daisy petals and ends with a nuclear blast, is charged with molesting two girls, including the one in the ad, according to McAllen Monitor.
Superb. Way to stay the course on sexual deviance, GOP.

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What are the chances?

Or, thank goodness for complainy neighbors:

A man leaned out of his window to moan about noise - and caught his neighbour as she fell from the window above.

Orlando Fonseca, 29, was furious to hear crashing, screaming and shouting from Kim Koeon upstairs. What he didn't know was that Kim, 30, had fallen through her broken third-floor window and was clinging to the sill by her fingertips. As Orlando leaned out to shout, she fell for what would have been a 40ft drop on to concrete, reports the Sun.

Orlando, from Wandsworth, said: "I saw this girl hanging by her fingertips. Suddenly she just let go and amazingly I was able to grab her as she went past. It all happened so quickly. It took no time to get her inside, but it hurt my arms a lot. She must have been in shock. She kept crying and saying she was so sorry, but then laughing."

Kim, who is from Korea, went to hospital with cuts and bruises. She said: "This man saved my life I want to see him and thank him."
Pretty amazing. Good reflexes.

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Sunday, Bloody Sunday


Via Praxxus.

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Have I ever mentioned that I dislike our president?

Because I do. I really, really do.

Today at a press conference in Vienna, he was asked why he thinks it is that he has “failed so badly” to garner Europeans’ support for America’s current foreign policy decisions.

His response?

9/11 changed everything.

And not only that, but “For Europe, September the 11th was a moment; for us it was a change of thinking. I vowed to the American people I would do everything I could to defend our people, and will. I fully understood that the longer we got away from September the 11th, more people would forget the lessons of September the 11th. But I’m not going to forget them.”

Take that, Europe—you 9/11-forgetting bastards!

George W. Bush: The consummate diplomat, spreading freedom and generating good will wherever he goes through the judicious use of dismissive condescension.

You can read the transcript of the entire exchange here and watch the video here. Check out the smarmy shrug he gives when the reporter points out that 64% of Austrians believe that our foreign policy is bad for peace.

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Oh, the irony…

The life-ending, economy-shattering, national security-compromising irony.

Warmongers suck at war:

Unsatisfied by three years of irrefutable headlines, scientists recently set out to determine just how good certain folks are at waging war. Not surprisingly, arrogant, macho buffoons love to wage war but are really bad at doing so.

…A team at Princeton, led by Johnson, asked 200 volunteers to take part in a war game. Each person was to be the leader of a country in conflict with a neighboring country over recently discovered diamond mines. Before battle, each participant was asked to predict how they would fare compared to the 199 other "warlords."

Those who were more sure of their success were more likely to carry out unprovoked attacks. Additionally, they also tended to finish worse off than their more humble opponents.

"Those who expected to do best tended to do worst," the researchers say. "This suggests that positive illusions were not only misguided but actually may have been detrimental to performance in this scenario."
Remind you of anyone in particular?


Team Super-Confident.

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Coming to a bookstore near you…

The Big Book of Bullshit.

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Sympathy for the devil's lawyer

You'd probably need an electron microscope to measure the level of sympathy in the American public engendered by the murder of yet another of Saddam Hussein's attorneys. Khamis al-Obaidi, a name virtually known here in the U.S., eschewed the courtroom histrionics of Saddam's trial and defied the threat of violence.

"If we withdraw out of fear it will not be a shame for us as lawyers but for the entire Iraqi judicial system," he told Reuters earlier this month.

"The only weapon we have is praying to God to protect us from being killed," said Obaidi, a member of the minority Sunni Arab community dominant under Saddam.

Not nearly strong enough, that weapon, but he had little else. For months, Saddam's defense team has pleaded in vain for greater security. Eleven hundred attorneys - most of them charged with research and preparing legal briefs - walked off the defense team following the murder of two of their colleagues back in November. Following Obaidi's execution, defense team member Bushra al-Khalil charged the U.S. with failure to provide protection.

She said the Americans bore responsibility for al-Obeidi's death because they decided to stop providing protection for defense lawyers. The U.S. has denied this.

''Lifting the security of the defense team was an introduction to assassinations,'' al-Khalil told The Associated Press.

The hands stained with Obaidi's blood almost certainly belong to revenge-minded Shi'a, but as with all other aspects of the invasion and occupation of Iraq, culpability in a broader sense is shared by the Bush administration. The determination of the White House to have Saddam's trial held in the center of a nation-wide war zone instead of in an international tribunal invited the tactics of murder and intimidation we've seen throughout the course of the Al-Dujail trial. The rationale of the Bush administration, as espoused by Regime Crimes Liaison Christopher Reid, sounds thin indeed in the wake of Obaidi's murder:

Under international law, a national court is preferable to an international tribunal, so long as the national court is willing and able to conduct the trials. An international court might feel to the Iraqi people as the world punishing Iraq, rather than like victims seeking justice from the perpetrators. And an international court would not be as accessible to the Iraqi people, and would not be able to help Iraq deal with its past or promote the rule of law. Right now the United States is providing the bulk of international assistance, but the trials are clearly an Iraqi process.

I guess that if "accessibility" means a few lawyers die - and that justice even for the devil is held hostage to violence - it's a small price to pay.

It does make for a peculiar lesson in law and order, however.

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News from Iraq

You want the good news or the bad news first?

Actually, there is no good news, so here’s the bad news.

Another one of Saddam’s lawyers has been killed. That makes three so far.

And, from Think Progress, “The two missing U.S. soldiers found yesterday were beheaded and showed signs of being ‘brutally tortured before their death.’ Their remains are being sent to the U.S. for DNA testing, suggesting they ‘had been wounded or mutilated beyond recognition.’”

Masking as good news: “A key Al Qaeda in Iraq leader described as the group's ‘religious emir’ was killed in a U.S. airstrike hours before two American soldiers went missing and in the same area, the military said Tuesday.” Why, in my troops-hating, terrorist-sympathizing, liberal way have I classified that as faux good news? Because I find it difficult to believe that the timing of the death of this “right-hand man of Zarqawi's” (or the latest in an infinite stream of dead #2s), right before two American soldiers who were brutally tortured before they were killed, is a coincidence, which illustrates what a complete clusterfuck this war has become. The more we try to “win” it, the worse it will get for our soldiers.

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In Other Do-Nothing Congress News…

No minimum wage raise, either:

A bid to boost the U.S. minimum wage by about 41 percent failed Tuesday as Republicans in the House of Representatives pushed back an effort by Democrats to force a vote on the measure. Democrats said they will try again.

The House Appropriations Committee voted 34 to 28 against attaching a minimum-wage provision to the proposed spending measures for the departments of State, Justice and Commerce. The provision would have raised the federal minimum wage to $7.25 an hour from $5.15, the first increase since 1997.

House Speaker Dennis Hastert, an Illinois Republican, said last week that he wanted to hold off on debating minimum wage legislation until possibly after the November elections. House Majority Leader John Boehner also said he probably wouldn't allow the legislation to reach the House floor this week.
Exactly one week after giving themselves a raise.

Billmon says, “I have to admit, even I didn't think the political pimps in control of our national whorehouse would have the gall to sneak through a pay raise for themselves, then turn around a week later and kill the first increase in the minimum wage in almost ten years. Even I wouldn't have imagined they would think they could get away with it. Not in an election year. I guess it's their way of showing Tom DeLay they don't need him around to act like a pen full of swine with a taste for eating their own feces. The Bug Man may be gone, but his pestilence remains.”

The GOP has managed to repeatedly and shamelessly exploit the greatest weakness of the generally disengaged American electorate—the cognitive dissonance which allows them to concurrently hold the conflicting beliefs that our government can be trusted and all politicians are crooks.

It is that bizarre yet intractable dichotomy in which the possibility (and inevitability) of a culture of political disengagement resides. Trusting the government to do no deliberate harm to its people permits the denial of wrongdoing—“Our government wouldn’t do that”—unless and until the evidence becomes overwhelming, at which time the second rationalization kicks in—“Well, all politicians are crooks, anyway; what do you expect?” From naïveté to apathy, in one lazy step.

Leaping from one to the other skips over the middle ground in which the politically active reside, that constant state of awareness, connectivity, attention. It is that space from whence government accountability—and therefore good governance—springs, but such is dependent on a majority of the electorate being willing to do the important work of a democratic citizen. Leaving a small group to carry the burden of caring doesn’t work—especially when the party in power has endeavored to marginalize them as hysterical lunatics at every turn and the impetus to stay disengaged makes accepting that characterization so very appealing, conveniently masking as it does any reminder that one’s own indifference is not just ignoble, but dangerous.

As long as the majority of Americans insist on maintaining their illogical, disparate regard for government and the people who run it, and uncritically subscribing to the notion that those of us who don’t share their interest in preserving a lethargic freedom from responsibility are simply nuts, the GOP will continue to make hay out of the opportunity such dismal circumstance supplies. Why not give themselves a raise while denying the same to working Americans? Who’s going to stop them? Who will do anything more than grouse about those damn, dirty politicians, of whom we can imagine no better anyhow?

As frustrated as I am with the GOP, though, I’m even more angry at the millions of Americans who can’t even bother to be frustrated, who instead offer little more than a shrug, or, maddeningly, a chastisement that I am the fool, for firmly holding onto my belief that we can—and should—expect more. At least when someone like Tom DeLay finally, at long last, has pushed the bounds of propriety so far that the law pushes back, we have the possibility of accountability. But who is going to hold our fellow Americans to account for their dereliction of duty?

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No Immigration Bill This Year

In a defeat for President Bush, Republican congressional leaders said Tuesday that broad immigration legislation is all but doomed for the year, a victim of election-year concerns in the House and conservatives' implacable opposition to citizenship for millions of illegal immigrants.”

Reached for comment, Bush was quoted as saying, “Quack. Quack quack.”

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Question of the Day

You get to choose three living people to meet. One will be your companion for a single dinner, one will serve as a mentor, and one will become a close friend. Who do you choose?

Dinner Companion: Cornel West.

Mentor: Al Gore.

Close Friend: Diane Keaton.

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Worst. President. Ever.

From the WaPo’s review of Ron Suskind’s new book, The One Percent Doctrine—and please note that this may cause increased blood pressure, heart palpitations, projectile vomiting, and/or cranial explosions:

The book's opening anecdote tells of an unnamed CIA briefer who flew to Bush's Texas ranch during the scary summer of 2001, amid a flurry of reports of a pending al-Qaeda attack, to call the president's attention personally to the now-famous Aug. 6, 2001, memo titled "Bin Ladin Determined to Strike in US." Bush reportedly heard the briefer out and replied: "All right. You've covered your ass, now."
What an unbelievably ignorant, arrogant, antipathetic douchebag.

Remember how he was going to be the CEO president? Well, I’ve worked for an asshole like that. You walk into his office and try to explain to him that something is starting to derail, some project is going over budget or some coworker is coming in drunk, try to raise the warning flag about an inevitable debacle if some hard decisions aren’t made pronto, and all he can do is fiddle around with his new cell phone.

“If we don’t do something about this now, it’s going to be a huge problem in about three weeks.”

“Look—my new phone’s got Tetris on it!”

And just like Bush, it was always someone’s else’s ass in the sling when everything went to shit.

(Hat tip to Stranger at Blah3.)

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How totally out of it is President Bush?

"If you want your taxes low, keep Denny Hastert and Bill Frist as leaders of the House and the Senate." — President Bush during a speech last night. Of course, Frist is not seeking reelection. (Political Wire.)

The president has already assured us that isn’t a lot of things—but, at this point, I think he just needs to come clean and admit that in addition to not being a stock-picker, a poll-reader guy, or a tree, he’s also not a coherent person with a functioning brain.

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Kerry Counters “Cut and Run”

…with “Lie and Die.” Fucking brilliant.


KERRY: “Stay the course" is not a plan. And what this administration wants is to have a fake debate, as usual. Uh, they're--you hear the drumbeat on every television show from every commentator, "cut and run, cut and run, cut and run, cut and run." That's their phrase. They've found their three words, they love to do that, and they're gonna try to make the elections in November a choice between "cut and run" or "stay the course." That's not the choice. My plan is not "cut and run." Their plan is "lie and die."

Support the Kerry-Feingold Amendment on Iraq.

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Quote of the Day

Huffington (regarding Tony Snow):

According to Josh Bolten, Gerson "reflected the president's heart." So if Karl Rove is Bush's Brain, and Gerson reflected his heart... what part of the president does Snow embody?

So far, I'd say it's located below the waist and to the rear.

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Good Question

Josh Marshall:

"President Bush thinks we should stay in Iraq forever, as far as the eye can see. He's said it himself. He says, 'Getting out of Iraq is up to presidents who come after me.' I don't agree. That's too long. I don't know if we'll be able to get our troops out of Iraq in 6 months or even a year. But I want to start working on getting them home as soon as I get into office. And staying in Iraq for at least three more years, like President Bush wants, is too long. My opponent is with President Bush on this. More of a blank check. I disagree. We've got too many challenges around the world to keep burning through money and our men and women in uniform just because President Bush can't admit that his policies aren't working."

Who said that?

Actually, no one has, as far as I know. But why can't someone?
LOL sob LOL sob. There's more at the link.

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More Gore!

Gore on Olbermann.

OLBERMANN: People who don't believe in global warming have said everything to you and about you and about the science in this, except to say global-there‘s no globe. The earth is flat, we all know that.

GORE: Well, they're in the-the people who still say that global warming isn't real are actually in the same boat with the flat earth society. They get together and party on Saturday nights with the folks that believe the moon landing was in a movie lot in Arizona.
Snap!

Full transcript here.

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MySpace Sued for Failure to Protect

Via The Angry Fag, I find this story about MySpace being sued by a 14-year-old girl (and her mother) for $30 million in damages after the girl was sexually assaulted by a 19-year-old man she met on MySpace and agreed to meet believing he was “a high school senior who played on the football team.” The two went to dinner and a movie, and then he drove her to “an apartment complex parking lot…where he sexually assaulted her, police said.” The lawsuit contends that MySpace “fails to protect minors from adult sexual predators.”

I feel absolutely dreadful that this girl was raped, and I’m glad that her attacker is being prosecuted.

And I also think this lawsuit is ridiculous.

For a start, I don’t know how anyone can reasonably expect a public networking site like MySpace to protect all of its members from people who lie on the internet—and that’s what this is really about. Asking MySpace to “protect minors from adult sexual predators” is essentially asking them to read the minds of its users. All the security protections in the world won’t stop a sexual predator from finding a way around them; it’s a lot harder to fake being older to do an end-run around online security than it is to fake being younger. I can’t imagine what MySpace could conceivably do to prevent this kind of shit from happening, aside from warning users to take precautions in communicating with strangers.

And that’s the rub, isn’t it? MySpace can’t do anything but recommend that its users act responsibly, which is anathema in America 2.0, where personal accountability is as quaint as the Geneva Conventions.

If anyone is to blame for the failure to protect this girl from a sexual predator, it’s her mother, who didn’t monitor her 14-year-old’s use of MySpace, email, or the phone, all of which she used to communicate with her eventual rapist. There is, of course, the possibility that the daughter arranged all of this without her mother’s knowledge, in spite of her mother’s best attempts to keep tabs on her, but, at age 14, I was making phone calls from the only phone in the house, which was in the kitchen, right next to the living room. I couldn’t have arranged a secret meeting over the phone without my parents’ knowledge unless my co-conspirator and I had learned to cluck out Morse code with our tongues.

At the time, I was nothing but miserable about this devastating encroachment on my privacy—my parents were the most stubborn, strict, unreasonable duo in the world! They hated me! All my friends had phones in their rooms! Argh!

My mean old parents didn’t manage to protect me from everything. They gave me plenty of freedom even as they tried to be aware, and most of the time it was fine, and sometimes I mucked it up and got myself hurt. Just like most kids.

I know that’s all easy to say, not being a parent myself, but like I said at the start, this holds only if anyone is to blame for the failure to protect this girl from a sexual predator. The wretched truth is that there might not be—aside from the rapist himself. We live in a world where sexual predators exploit the cracks and seams all the time to get what they want. It’s not always someone else’s fault that they manage to accomplish their dirty deeds. Sometimes the responsibility for such ugliness is the perpetrator’s alone.

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The Shit that Shit Steps In

Turns out it wasn't that long at all. It wasn't Coulter, but frankly, who can tell these scumbags apart after a while?

Hindraker Smears Dead Soldier's Uncle

A couple of minutes ago I came across this Associated Press story saying that the uncle of Kristian Menchaca -- one of the U.S. soldiers who was missing and is now said to be dead -- criticized the United States for Menchaca's disappearance and death. My first thought was to do a post asking how long it would take before the wingnuts started smearing the grief-stricken uncle.

Alas, I'm too late. Over at Powerline Blog, John Hinderaker has already cranked up the slime machine and let fly:

"In a sick coda, Menchaca's uncle, Ken MacKenzie, appeared on the Today show and recited weirdly inapplicable Democratic Party talking points in relation to his own nephew's death...No shame."
Excuse me? His nephew died, he's anguished, you smear him... and he has no shame? Welcome to Powerline Bizzaroworld.

Energy dome tip to Tbogg, who has a suggestion for these Powerline douchebags:
I was reminded that each of the Power Line boys has at least one child who is of fighting age and therefore I think that one of these priviledged children should immediately enlist and volunteer to take Kristian Menchaca's spot in Iraq.
Memo to Hindrocket: You might want to actually consider this. After all, if one of you Chickenhawks send your child to Iraq, perhaps Hell won't be quite so unbearable for you, once it's frozen over.

(Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, Cross-Post!)

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