Once again…

…President Bush proves that politics is all he knows how to do:

President Bush is expected to hold a press conference next week to announce his support for a federal marriage amendment. According to the conservative Weekly Standard magazine, the president will appear in the Rose Garden on Monday to reiterate his support for the so-called Marriage Protection Amendment, a day before the U.S. Senate is expected to vote on the measure.
I’m beginning to think the best campaign tactic the Dems could employ is a blatant admission that they are terrible at politics. “The GOP can out-maneuver us every time when it comes to playing politics, because that’s all they know how to do. You’ve twice elected the party who is good at politics. How’s that working out for ya? If you want some folks who actually know how to govern, vote for us.”

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When pop culture makes you cry

When's the last time that you were moved to tears by a television show or a movie? Or a song? Or a comic book, say?

This question was prompted by a recent Lance Mannion rant on the graceless ouster-by-execution of Annie Parisse's character Alex Borgia on Law & Order. Not that I cared much about that; Borgia meant nothing to me and L&O lost most of its luster when Jerry Orbach died here in the real world. It was another, fictional death mentioned by Mannion that got me thinking: the death of Henry Blake on M*A*S*H in the season-ender in 1975. He got his discharge papers; everybody threw him a bittersweet sendoff party; he gave Hot Lips Houlihan a goodbye tonsillectomy for the ages; he left for home and wife Lorraine. And in the very last scene of the episode, we learned that Blake's plane had been shot down over the Sea of Japan. No survivors.

I was thirteen years old, a huge fan of the show, and utterly devastated. I bawled like a baby. I haven't seen that episode since.

It was very effective television.

Anyone else have a moved-to-tears moment like that, made possible by popular culture?

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Ugh

The Iraqi ambassador to the United States, Ambassador Samir al-Sumaidaie, believes that US Marines intentionally killed his cousin last year in Haditha, the site of the alleged massacre carried out by marines in which 24 civilians were left dead. This is getting so, so ugly. I don’t even know what to say. (Hat tip C&L.)

Mr. Shakes and I watched Jarhead recently, which is a really fine film about the first Bush-Iraq war, and we've also made our way through half of Band of Brothers, the WWII mini-series about Easy Company, which HBO has finally made available On Demand. Neither of us had seen it before, and it really lives up to its reputation. I also watched Baghdad ER, the HBO documentary about the docs working in Iraq now. All of them leave me with the same impression: War truly is hell. I believe it would drive me mad. All of them have reinforced my belief that fighting against preemptive warfare at all costs is the best possible way to support our troops. I can't ever foresee my mind being changed on that matter.

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Did Florida fundies turn terrorist to shut down adult bookstore?

Well, it certainly appears that way. What chemical weapons would Jesus use?

Detectives say it's an act of local terrorism. An adult bookstore is cleaning up after a chemical attack by a homemade device that investigators are calling a "weapon of mass destruction."

In Waldo, people have held prayer vigils and protests aimed at an adult bookstore along US 301, trying to keep the "Cafe Risque" from opening its doors on time.

Those efforts have all failed, so investigators say it looks like someone has turned to what they're calling a clear act of terrorism to keep the store's owner from opening up shop.

The device, discovered Sunday morning, was made of two gallon-size sports drink jugs connected by hoses. Someone set it on top of the store's window air conditioning unit.

Investigators are still trying to determine what substances were used, but know that “it was caustic, it was corrosive, it had a high pH level,” and that the “contaminated trash filled two dumpsters.” The clean-up could cost the state at least $30,000.

There was a security camera rolling when the device was planted, so the police already have “some people of interest that we're looking at.” Because the device is technically classified as a WMD, the perpetrator is “looking at hundreds of thousands of dollars in fines, and... 30 years in jail.”

"You're trying to hurt people. You're trying to change their ideas or instill fear. And that's exactly what the terrorists do. So this person is a local terrorist," [Alachua County Sheriff's Sergeant Keith Faulk] said.
Over an adult bookstore.

What kind of maniacal asshole thinks an adult bookstore is more dangerous to a community than using WMDs? For crying out loud.

(Thank to Fritz for the link.)

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Duck Season! Fire!!



In keeping with the apparent rule that the majority of contributors on this blog must be born in the month of May, today is Zack's birthday! Huzzah!

A few years ago, I began posting on The B-Movie Message Board. As many of you that frequent message boards know, you usually have an avatar to represent "yourself." My avatar was one of the Killer Klowns from Outer Space. Another member of the board appeared as a cantankerous duck. I rather enjoyed that, as Daffy has always been one of my favorites. (I believe he was using a Daffy avatar at the time.) This particular poster, who traded snark with a sarcastic wit that was breathtaking, turned out to be our very own Zack. After several years of chatting on the message board, we eventually met at B-Fest this year (although we did not get to spend nearly enough time chatting); Zack became a frequenter of my blog, and eventually started commenting over here at Shakes' place.

And now you know... the rest... of the story.

Good day.

Happy Birthday, Zack! Shakers, I highly recommend checking out Zack's movie/literature critique website, The Duck Speaks.

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Sing It, Sister!

Al Gore: The Bush administration is “a renegade band of rightwing extremists.”

He still swears he’s not running. We’ll see. I don’t believe it for a second. I’ve wanted no one as my president besides Al Gore since I was 16 years old; I have always been convinced we needed him—flaws and all—and I’ve never been more sure about that than I am now. And I think he feels the same, whether he’s ready to admit it or not.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Constant Comment. What's your favorite play? Musical, non-musical, one-act, classic, whatever.

I'll have to think about this one for awhile, but a few that come to mind immediately are Macbeth (which is probably my favorite of Shakespeare's), A Raisin in the Sun, The Odd Couple, Death of a Salesman, and The Little Shop of Horrors.

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Howard Dean Wants More 700 Love

ARGH. People who watch The 700 Club won’t vote for Democrats. They sit and listen to Pat Robertson say crazy shit week after week and don’t even change the channel. Get it together, man.

“Many observers say that AIDS is the hammer and gun of the homosexual movement, an effective vehicle to propel the homosexual agenda throughout every phase of our society.” — Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, June 20, 1990

“I think ‘one man, one vote,’ just unrestricted democracy, would not be wise. There needs to be some kind of protection for the minority which the white people represent now, a minority, and they need and have a right to demand a protection of their rights.” —Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, March 18, 1992

“The strategy against the American radical left should be the same as General Douglas MacArthur employed against the Japanese in the Pacific... bypass their strongholds, then surround them, isolate them bombard them, then blast the individuals out of their power bunkers with hand-to-hand combat. The battle for Iwo Jima was not pleasant, but our troops won it. The battle to regain the soul of America won't be pleasant either, but we will win it.” — Pat Robertson's Perspective, April-May 1992

“The feminist agenda is not about equal rights for women. It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians.” — Pat Robertson, fundraising letter, 1992

“I know this is painful for the ladies to hear, but if you get married, you have accepted the headship of a man, your husband. Christ is the head of the household and the husband is the head of the wife, and that's the way it is, period.” — Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 8, 1992

"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history." — Interview with Molly Ivins, Fort Worth Star-Telegram, September 14, 1993

“The radical left is doing everything they can to destroy the moral fiber of America. They want to do away with the family. I am absolutely persuaded one of the reasons so many lesbians are at the forefront of the pro-choice movement is because being a mother is the unique characteristic of womanhood, and these lesbians will never be mothers naturally, so they don't want anybody else to have that privilege either." — The 700 Club, May 18, 1993

“Many of those people involved with Adolph Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals — the two things seem to go together.” — Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, January 21, 1993

“If the widespread practice of homosexuality will bring about the destruction of your nation, if it will bring about terrorist bombs, if it'll bring about earthquakes, tornadoes and possibly a meteor, it isn't necessarily something we ought to open our arms to.” — Pat Robertson, The 700 Club, August 6, 1998

“[Terrorism] is happening because God Almighty is lifting his protection from us.” — September 13, 2001
He calls for the assassinations of world leaders. He blames natural disasters on gays. He is batshit fucking insane, and not only is it foolish to believe Dems will be able to cull voters from his brainless audience; it’s also patently offensive to those of us (women, the LGBT community, minorities), who are repeatedly and unapologetically slurred on his program, for the chair of the DNC to legitimize that backwater of televised lunacy by making appearances and going on about how the Dems share their fucking values. I certainly hope the Dems don’t share the values of The 700 Club creators and viewers. Because if they do, they don’t share mine.

And that has nothing to do with whether I call myself a Christian.

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Meat and two veg.

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One more thought about fighting for LGBT equality…

Sometimes I say to people, who aren’t quite convinced that we straight folks need to engage this battle, that it’s important because we are all less free, or less protected—we are all diminished—when we are not truly equal. And sometimes, in return, I get one of those looks that seems to convey no small bit of disdain for what they perceive to be hyperbole at worst, or an abstract concept of real freedom and real protections at best.

But it’s not abstract. There are real-world consequences to enacting legislation that seeks to restrict the equality of one group as severely as possible.

An Ohio man's domestic violence conviction was voided last week because he wasn't married to the woman he abused. Dallas McKinley was convicted of a fourth-degree felony after he pushed his girlfriend, hit her and threw objects at her. The ruling, as it stands, leaves prosecutors with the option of seeking a lesser charge.

This is all because the state of Ohio would rather allow domestic violence without consequences than let gay couples get married. The state's constitutional amendment banning gay marriage has made domestic violence law only applicable to married couples.
Getting whacked in the noodle by random objects launched by a drunken beau who legally has the right to do so is about as concrete as it gets.

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Homophobic Moscow

Moscow Mayor Yuri Luzhkov has banned gay activists from holding a parade (irony whiplash alert!) to demonstrate against discrimination, saying that Moscow is “cleaner” than the West.

"Our way of life, our morals and our tradition -- our morals are cleaner in all ways. The West has something to learn from us and should not race along in this mad licentiousness," he told Moscow radio, according to local news agencies.

"We may have a democratic country, but we live in an organized country and an organized city.
There are two things I can say with certainty about Mayor Luzhkov. One: He is a bigot and an asshole. Two: He has never been to a gay man’s apartment. Anyone who claims the need to ban gays to preserve cleanliness and organization is really out of the gay loop.

Okay, that last part is just a little joke for my gay pals. But what’s happening to the LGBT community in Moscow isn’t funny at all. The demonstrators were “detained by police, abused by militant Christians and attacked by neo-fascists… The protest on Saturday, which was intended as a Gay Pride solidarity event as have become common in Western capitals, degenerated into a scrum with women hurling eggs and fruit at the activists, while shouting ‘Moscow is not Sodom.’” This kind of hateful and dangerous bullshit is inevitable when a community is consistently targeted by a government for exclusion from equal rights and protections. That’s why there’s no middle ground in the fight for gay rights in America—and why it so infuriates me when the Dems (and too many liberal bloggers) straddle the fence while the GOP goes full throttle in trying to destroy gay families by banning marriage, banning adoptions and fostering, making co-guardianship illegal, denying partner benefits, etc. The exploitation of any community will deteriorate, unavoidably, into increased violence and marginalization of the community’s members. There’s no middle ground in for equal rights. People have got them, or they don’t. You’re willing to support their right to have them, or you don’t.

We know precisely where the GOP stands. They’re not afraid to unabashedly support the denial of rights and call it “moral values.” Why are so many on our side of the aisle not willing to boldly stake out the opposite territory, especially when our position aligns itself with the very morality upon which this country was founded? There’s too much to lose by staying out of this fight.

I would say, “Do we really need to see people pelted with eggs before we do something about the problem of political antagonism of the LGBT community?” except we’ve all heard the name Matthew Shepard, and if he’d only been hit with eggs, he’d just be another gay man subjected to insult and injustice that never made the news. But he wasn’t. And even after he was tortured and killed, just for being gay, some of us still don’t consider this a moral battle worthy of our attention.

I guess as long as it just happens in abandoned fields and dark alleys, to men and women who are just trying to live their lives, by men and women who aren’t officially organized under a banner like “militant Christians” or “neo-fascists,” or as long as it’s done politely, by men and women in suits, who use legislation and votes as their weapons, some of us just can’t be bothered.

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Saturday Shaker Meet-Up

If anyone’s interested in the Chicago-area get-together we’re having Saturday to see An Inconvenient Truth and then go for drinks, fire me an email and I’ll get you the information about where we’re going and what time and all that stuff. Some showings of the film are starting to sell out already via pre-orders, so don’t leave it until the last minute if you’re thinking about coming along!

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Did Neal Horsley move to The Netherlands?

“Dutch pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals.” The party will be called—what else?—the Charity, Freedom, and Diversity Party.

I was wondering if American perverts would form their own party, but then I realized they already have. Pedophiles, more pedophiles, lots and lots of pedophiles, wife-rapers, mule-fuckers, falafel-creeps, closet cases, gay hookers, Hookergate, dirty novelists—you name it, the GOP’s got it. They’ve got it all, baby.

Take that, Dutch pedophiles! The USA is still #1!

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Prominent Methodist Wants Bush Impeached

Ouch. Bush is a Methodist. So’s Cheney.

In other religion news, another good one from Michelle Goldberg. “With conservatives already indulging in fantasies of victimization at the hands of a maniacal Northeastern elite, it will take a monumental movement to wrest power away from them. Such a movement will come into being only when enough people in the blue states stop internalizing right-wing jeers about how out of touch they are with ‘real Americans’ and start getting angry at being ruled by reactionaries who are out of touch with them.” Good stuff. Check it out.

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SCOTUS deals a blow to whistleblowers

Cripes:

The Supreme Court on Tuesday made it harder for government employees to file lawsuits claiming they were retaliated against for going public with allegations of official misconduct.

By a 5-4 vote, justices said the nation's 20 million public employees do not have carte blanche free speech rights to disclose government's inner-workings. New Justice Samuel Alito cast the tie-breaking vote.
The case in question centered around a Los Angeles prosecutor, Richard Ceballos, who filed a lawsuit alleging he had been demoted and denied a promotion after writing “a memo questioning whether a county sheriff's deputy had lied in a search warrant affidavit.” The Supreme Court ruled against Ceballos, saying that the First Amendment does not protect “does not protect "every statement a public employee makes in the course of doing his or her job,” and instead sided with the L.A. District Attorney’s office.

"Public employees are still citizens while they are in the office," wrote Justice John Paul Stevens [in the dissent]. "The notion that there is a categorical difference between speaking as a citizen and speaking in the course of one's employment is quite wrong."
Precisely right. The Bush administration has been seeking to limit the scope of the whistleblower statutes, for reasons I bet we can all imagine quite easily, and it looks like stacking the court with hacks got them exactly what they were after.

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SHOCKER: Bush's new domestic policy advisor unethical

The WaPo reports: "Karl Zinsmeister, President Bush's new domestic policy adviser, acknowledged he did something wrong when he took a newspaper profile of himself, altered quotes and text, and then posted it on a Web site without noting the changes."

In one example, the original article attributed to Zinsmeister this quote: "People in Washington are morally repugnant, cheating, shifty human beings."

But, on the institute site, it appeared as: "I learned in Washington that there is an 'overclass' in this country stocked with cheating, shifty human beings that's just as morally repugnant as our 'underclass.'"
I'll ignore, for now, the mind-addling dismay of a domestic policy advisor who refers to the American underclass (a term generally used to refer to endemic poverty stretching across generations with little means of escape and most perpetuated by conservative policies) as "morally repugnant," since that would require a whole other post, with at least one tangent about how equal parts nauseating and refreshing it is to see someone of Zinsmeister's position be so nakedly honest about how not compassionately conservative he is.

After the profile was published in the Syracuse New Times, Zinsmeister reposted it on the website of the American Enterprise Institute, for whom he serves as editor in chief, making the surreptitious edits because, he claims, he was trying to "correct the record while protecting a young journalist who had made mistakes." Said young journalist, Justin Park, however, is rather surprised by the explanation, considering that "he had received a laudatory e-mail from Zinsmeister after the profile was published."

Huh.

Zinsmeister shrugs off the whole thing by saying he expects "people to dig through his vast writings as he prepares to start his White House job."

There's so much insincerity in the political discourse. I write very bluntly and I know that, and the president knew that when he picked me. That's somewhat of the bond between us.
Aww. Very sweet. I bet the bonding over being lying douchebags is worth its weight in gold, too.

As for digging through his past writings, well, Garance Franke-Ruta has obliged, finding some gems about Zinsmeister's attitude toward the press that might explain his ethical lapse more plausibly than his stated concern for a young journalist.

(Crossposted at AlterNet PEEK.)

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Frist has lost the plot

War? Gas prices? Inflation? Millions of Americans without healthcare? Pshaw. What we really need to be worrying about is banning gay marriage and flag burning. Now, I know what you're thinking—this is just more disingenuous, cynical rhetoric from the GOP, but Senator Bill Frist assures us, it's not. Oh—and...activist judges!!!

When you look at that flag and you tell me that right now people in this country are saying it's okay to desecrate that flag and to burn it and to not pay respect to it, is that important to our values as a people when we've got 130,000 people fighting for our freedom and liberty today? That is important. It may not be important here in Washington where people say, well, it's political posturing and all, but it's important to the heart and soul of the American people. Marriage — marriage, you asked about. Right now. Why marriage today? Marriage is for our society that union between a man and a woman, is the cornerstone of our society. It is under attack today. Right now there are 13 states who passed constitutional amendments in the last year and a half to protect marriage. Why? Because in nine states today, activist judges, unelected activist judges are tearing down state laws in nine states today.
I don't know about you, but he's certainly convinced me. Here I've been thinking with my brain all this time, when, really, I should have been listening to my heart and my soul, both of which are screaming out, "I want to join Cuba, China, and Iran—models of democracy one and all!—as the only other country to ban flag desecration!" And when they're not busy lamenting our damnable freedom, my heart and soul are definitely puking at the thought of boys kissing. I mean, at the feeling of boys kissing. My heart and soul don't think, of course! Silly.

So now I'm totally on board with Frist's priorities—except for one little thing. My brain is still a little concerned about all this, since these priorities fundamentally undermine all the conclusions to which its come during my lifetime. (If I'm honest, even my heart is feeling a little weird about ignoring the millions of Americans lacking healthcare, but whatever—if need be, I'll just remove the damn thing; it seems to work for lots of conservatives.) I think my conversion will be complete, though, if Frist can just convince me of one last thing—that he's not just high on gorilla testosterone. 'Cuz that stuff can fuck you up, dude.

(Crossposted at AlterNet PEEK.)

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Snow out; Paulson in.

In a move that has been widely expected for some time, Treasury Secretary John Snow has resigned, and Bush has nominated the chairman of prominent financial firm Goldman Sachs, Henry Paulson, as his replacement.

This won't be Paulson's first stint with the government. He was a Pentagon aide during part of the Vietnam War, serving as staff assistant to the Assistant Secretary of Defense, and later worked as part of Nixon's White House Domestic Council as assistant to John Erlichman, who was a key Watergate figure, convicted of conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and perjury. When the administration for which he working began to crumble under the weight of scandal, he headed off to a job at Goldman Sachs in 1974.

And now comes his grand return to government—in the middle of a foreign war from which its architects can't seem to extricate us, and for an administration plagued with scandal, including figures indicted on charges that, well, certainly ought to seem familiar.

Apparently, Paulson is best suited for Treasury Secretary mostly because there's no Secretary of Full Circles.

(Crossposted at AlterNet PEEK.)

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Democrats are corrupt, too, darnit!

The headline: Reid Accepted Free Boxing Tickets While a Related Bill Was Pending.

The lede: "Senate Democratic Leader Harry M. Reid (Nev.) accepted free ringside tickets from the Nevada Athletic Commission to three professional boxing matches while that state agency was trying to influence him on federal regulation of boxing."

Sounds pretty scandalous, all right.

The problem with the casting Reid as dirty: Paul Kiel points out in TPM Muckraker that "there is an exception for gifts from governmental agencies (like the Nevada Athletic Commission) in the Senate ethics rules. So there is nothing untoward about Reid having accepted the free tickets."

The bigger problem: Reid voted against the legislation for which the Commission was seeking his support.

Oops. Well, that accusation certainly fell a bit flat. Better luck next time in the ongoing game of Who Wants to Claim a Bipartisan Scandal?

(Crossposted at AlterNet PEEK.)

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Happy Birthday, Wonder Twins!

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday Patrick and Thesaurus Rex!!!!!
Happy Birthday to you!



And many moooooooooore!

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