“You are not being governed.”

So says Dick Meyer, the editorial director of CBSNews.com, who unleashes a scathing indictment of the flailing Bush administration and its lame-duck leader.

George Bush no longer has the power, credibility or ability to effectively govern for the rest of his term in office… George Bush has at his disposal none – none – of the tools presidents have used to turn bad situations around – public support, party support or skilled statecraft. He's a lame duck less than two years in to his second term. You are not being governed.
A lack of governance is one of my greatest complaints about the Bush administration. Considering the depths to which I disagree with Bush’s agenda, one might think I’d be glad that he’s not doing much of anything on the homefront, and there’s some truth to that, because every time he’s compelled to pay attention to domestic affairs—like Supreme Court nominations, or environmental regulations, as examples—he manages to annoy and infuriate me to the remotest reserves of my being. Doing nothing at all may have seemed preferable to doing the wrong thing before we witnessed people clamoring for clean water to stave off death in the aftermath of a hurricane, but in the wake of the crumbling NOLA levees and the endemic poverty and the Keystone Cops that are FEMA, his lack of attention to shoring up the American infrastructure simply became too appalling, too deadly (which, unfortunately, is not hyperbole) to ignore, crossing our fingers and hoping nothing would go wrong in the vacuum of his inattention.

Unless it’s a wedge issue during an election year, tax cuts, a corporate hand-out, or changing the law to reduce the civil liberties of Americans—none of which do a damn thing to help out the average voter or improve the American infrastructure—he doesn’t pay the slightest bit of attention to domestic governance, as evidenced by his Monday night address being his first ever on domestic policy (and even then, one that is framed as a national security issue). His unapologetic apathy toward domestic governance genuinely has created an unprecedented void of national leadership. We really aren’t being governed.

We aren’t be led forward. We aren’t growing, or moving toward a glimmering future, or blazing a new 21st century trail. We are stagnating. And the first signs of decay are starting. I look around my community (and others like it)—a middle class suburban town that borders increasing urbanization toward Chicago on one side and rural farms for endless miles on the other—and I see a community in decline. Subtle things, that no one else seems to notice, as they happen ever so slowly. The schools and the library and other public buildings aren’t quite as clean, quite as kept-up, as they used to be. The streets aren’t quite as clean. The potholes and the cracked sidewalks don’t get fixed as quickly, or at all. There are more houses around town that need fresh paint, more vacant retail spaces. Little things. Little degrees of difference. But they’re everywhere, when you really look.

They’re the little things that indicate that salaries aren’t keeping up with inflation, that local and state governments don’t have the funds they used to. Belt-tightening everywhere. The house can go another year without paint. The City Hall can go another year, or two, without tuckpointing. We can get rid of a couple of sanitation trucks, give up a couple of salt trucks in the winter. We don’t need two toll booths onto the interstate open; one is fine. Little things that no one really notices, to stave off the rot for as long as we can.

Little things that happen in communities like mine before crime starts to go up in communities that aren’t as fortunate, communities that don’t have any give in their belts to begin with.

I keep hearing about this great economic recovery we’re having, but what I see is different. What I see is people readjusting to a new circumstance—and that can’t go on forever. We’re going to need some governance. We’re going to need someone to care about putting money—and attention—back into America again.

Part of the reason Bush avoids domestic policy is because he doesn’t want a fight, and with domestic policy proposals, especially the rather radical sort he favors (see: Social Security reform), there’s usually a fight, even when you’ve got both houses of Congress. Why bother with the negative coverage? Better to focus on international stuff, The War, which at least had lots of support (and almost unanimously favorable coverage from the media) for awhile. Leave the governance to the local Joes—that’s the conservative way, anyhow. Yet even during other conservative presidencies, there were domestic agendas. They weren’t always good ones, that’s for bloody sure, but even as he fought the Cold War, Reagan still fought the War on Drugs, too. And while I disagree from here to kingdom come with the idiotic War on Drugs as waged by the Gipper, not to mention most of the rest of his domestic agenda, at least there was something with which to disagree. The Red Menace may have served as an excuse to redirect egregious sums into defense, but not, in the end, to permanently ignore everything else. (Though as further evidence of the costs of inattention, one of Reagan’s deadlier sins was his patent refusal to acknowledge the burgeoning AIDS crisis.)

The other part of Bush’s domestic inattentiveness is his belief in the infallibility of the empire—a stubborn conviction made obvious by his impregnable resistance to concede that any amount of crushing debt could ever really damage the economy, or that people who work three jobs are not “uniquely American” and “fantastic,” but instead deeply tragic. His vision of the country he’s meant to lead is so woefully lacking nuance as to be laughable. America is dominant; hell, it’s The Greatest Country in the World. The rich keep getting richer, for goodness’ sake! I see nothing but perfectly manicured lawns, lovely homes with alabaster drives, soaring property values. What could possibly go wrong?

Perhaps next time he’s concocting a case for war with Tony Blair, the prime minister could give him a history lesson, too.

Empires fail when they lose governance, when their leaders are so intractably convinced of the perfect inner-workings of home that they feel safe in ignoring it. They cast their eyes and their interests elsewhere, beyond the borders, searching for new places to export the empire, never considering, never realizing, that it cannot be sustained as they turn their backs—that, in some time long or short, there will be nothing left to export without governance.

We are not being governed.

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Backward-minded in Black Jack

Yet another Missouri municipality distinguishes itself: The town of Black Jack moves to evict unmarried parents.

The City Council has rejected a measure allowing unmarried couples with multiple children to live together, and the mayor said those who fall into that category could soon face eviction.

Olivia Shelltrack and Fondrey Loving were denied an occupancy permit after moving into a home in this St. Louis suburb because they have three children and are not married.

The town's Planning and Zoning Commission proposed a change in the law, but the measure was rejected Tuesday by the City Council in a 5-3 vote.

Who said the nanny state was dead?

More at the St. Louis Post-Dispatch in an article by Eun Kyung Kim, including this pathetic bit of equivocation from the mayor:

Black Jack Mayor Norman McCourt insists his city's ordinance has nothing to do with being married or not.

"It's definitely not a moral issue," he said. "It's for population. It's so you don't have multiple families in houses. It keeps (from) overcrowding in the houses, it keeps overcrowding in the schools down."

McCourt said Shelltrack and Loving failed to get an occupancy permit "because they don't match the definition of family." But when pressed to ask how, McCourt hesitated.

"I don't want to comment on it because I don't really know," he said, adding that city officials will be examining the issue over the next few days.

A slogan at the website for the city of Black Jack touts "36 years of progress." Change that last word to "regression" and you'd be closer to the mark.

(Cross-posted at about nine miles from Black Jack, as the Nazgûl files.)

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On the border: A modest proposal

Upon listening this morning to Carrie Kahn's Morning Edition piece on the Border Patrol's struggles to recruit new agents, a coworker of mine devised a solution worthy of Solomon: Hire undocumented workers to watch the border! This could be the linchpin of the president's proposed temporary worker program, which is currently meeting with some small resistance in Congress. As Mr. Bush reminded the nation just a few days ago, these immigrants already do work disdained by run-of-the-mill documented Americans. Securing our borders is - apparently - just one more such undesirable job. And we already know that these guests in our country will work for next to nothing. Using this approach, thousands of new Border Patrol personnel could be deployed in mere days. This plan will provide our many guests with the opportunity to serve their prospective new homeland immediately as they take the first steps on what the president calls "the path to citizenship."

Mission accomplished, as they say.

(Standing my cross-post at the border...)

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More WTF?

The Independent:

The Pentagon released the names yesterday of all 759 people who have been held at Guantanamo Bay prison in Cuba since it opened in 2002 - including 201 people whose identity has never been revealed.

The detainees come from more than 40 countries, and range in age from their teens to over 70. Of the total, 220 are from Afghanistan, 134 from Saudi Arabia, 94 from Yemen and 57 from Pakistan. There are also 20 Algerians, 17 Chinese and seven Russians…

The US military says the camp contains some 480 detainees, after the release or transfer of 275. But the data gives little clue of who is still in the prison…

The Pentagon claims it must continue to hold some prisoners who are of no intelligence value, either because their countries of origin will not accept them, or their safety cannot be assured.
Am I nuts, or is “their safety cannot be assured” kind of a lame-ass reason for holding someone in a detention center which has had problems with ensuring their safety from their alleged protectors? These people are on hunger strikes. Something tells me that they’d prefer to be let go, whether their safety can be assured or not.

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WTF?

AT&T, Verizon, and BellSouth are all denying that they’ve handed over customer phone records to the NSA. Think Progress digs up an interesting tidbit that might come in handy as they continue to issue their denials:

Ordinarily, a company that conceals their transactions and activities from the public would violate securities law. But an executive order signed by the President on May 5 allows the Director of National Intelligence, John Negroponte, to authorize a company to conceal activities related to national security. (See 15 U.S.C. 78m(b)(3)(A))

There is no evidence that this executive order has been used by John Negroponte with respect to the telcos. Of course, if it was used, we wouldn’t know about it.
Seriously, what happened to my country?

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Brinkmanship: Bush v. Chavez

Remember how I mentioned on Monday that the US has decided to impose weapons sanctions on Venezuela? Well, at the time, Chavez had said he wouldn’t retaliate in any way, but, turns out, not so much.

Even before the ban, Washington had stopped selling Venezuela upgrades for their fleet of 21 F-16 fighter jets, which they had purchased from us. Chavez considers this a violation of the sales contract, thereby nullifying it—including its provision that “requires Venezuela to consult with Washington before transferring any F-16s to another country.”

When the weapons sanctions were announced on Monday, the US State Department “cited Venezuela's close relations with Iran and Cuba, both of which it deems state sponsors of terrorism.” So guess who Chavez is threatening to sell the planes to?

Maybe it’s just all so much posturing. Maybe it isn’t. Suffice it to say that Bush has got to come up with a better way of communicating with Chavez than constantly issuing escalating threats. I know that’s what passes for “diplomacy” in the Bush administration, but maybe after five years, they could mix things up and try something new.

Ha ha—I crack myself up sometimes.

Iran. Latin America. Arms sales. Where have I heard all this before? Oh right. Haunted by the ghost of Ronald Reagan indeed.

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No Connection Between Brain and Mouth

Huh-boy. Just keep jabbering and maybe they won't notice that little slip of the tongue...

Way to start off your first televised press conference, Tony. Just a little suggestion... you might want to avoid racially-charged terms like tar baby. And for the luvva pete, don't use it twice.

I'm sure the talking point will be that this was all innocent and he "didn't mean it that way" and we shouldn't attribute meaning to this, yadda yadda. You've heard this before when conservatives make "innocent" remarks. (Or, you can always use the Coulter Defense: It was just a joke.") I just find it very... ahem... "interesting" that Snow chose that particular phrase. Makes you wonder what other "innocent" terms those ultra-sensitive and compassionate big boys at FOX are using behind the scenes, doesn't it?

(I hope I didn't just cross-post that out loud...)

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You’ve got too much privacy, America!

At least according to James Senselessbrenner, fuckwit extraordinaire and chair of the House Judiciary Committee, who has proposed legislation requiring ISPs to store information about Americans’ online activities “so that police can more easily ‘conduct criminal investigations.’ Executives at companies that fail to comply would be fined and imprisoned for up to one year."

Additionally, “Sensenbrenner's legislation—expected to be announced as early as this week—also would create a federal felony targeted at bloggers, search engines, e-mail service providers and many other Web sites. It's aimed at any site that might have ‘reason to believe’ it facilitates access to child pornography—through hyperlinks or a discussion forum, for instance.”

It’s called—get this—the Internet Stopping Adults Facilitating the Exploitation of Today's Youth Act (or Internet SAFETY Act). Good grief. This may be the most cynical use of the old “think of the children!” chestnut I’ve ever seen. This isn’t about kids; it’s about invading the privacy of every single American who goes online.

In response, I am proposing the Internet Stop Republicans Cravenly Exploiting With Youth-Oriented Underhandedness Act—or Internet SCREW YOU Act.

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Every time I phone you, I just wanna put you down...

A message from your friendly neighborhood phone tap:
Hi, kids! My name is Localized Telephone Surveillance Unit 53-4, but you can call me PT. That’s what all my friends call me, and you know what? I think we’re going to be great friends!

Now, I don’t know what your mommies and daddies have told you, but you look like patriots to me- hooray for patriots!- so I think you should be aware that America, the most wonderful country in the whole wide world, has enemies. There are bad people out there, a hundred times worse than all the Boogeymen combined, and they want to hurt America; they want to take away all your ice cream and pizza and toys, and force the girls to wear hoods and the boys to wear bombs, and that’s no fun, is it friends. These bad people, they’re called terrorists, and what they want most in the world is to hurt us and our way of life And we have to do whatever we can to make sure that doesn’t happen.

That’s where I come in! You see, by order of the President, the man that your mommies and daddies elected to protect us from the bad men, me and others like me now spend our days listening to the phone conversations of millions of Americans, so that we can be absolutely sure that no one is saying anything they shouldn’t. This may sound scary at first, but you’re all good little boys and girls, right? So you have nothing to hide from me and my brothers and sisters! Think of us as guardian angels; just like God, we hear everything, but we only take action when it’s absolutely necessary, and when we do, it’s entirely for your benefit. Isn’t that nice?

Now that you know about my team, I’d like to ask you kids to do us all a favor. Whenever you call someone, it’s very important that you speak clearly and slowly; that way, if I’m on the line too, I’ll know right away that I’m listening to one of the good guys. Also, if you ever need to say any foreign names, like Abu-Garib or Francois, be sure to spell each name after you say it, so I can have my friends at the FBI make super keen background checks to make sure everyone is on the up and up.

Not everyone believes in what I’m doing- now, I understand that’s hard to believe, that anyone could be so selfish as to argue with a government who is only doing what’s best for everyone, but there are folks out there who just don’t realize that in the time of war, you have to make sacrifices, and these people are going to try and tell you, well, bad things. They’ll tell you we’re invading your privacy, we’re “violating civil rights,” whatever that means- and kids, that’s just not true. We’re not invading anything, we’re just paying more attention; and honestly, where do they think their privacy comes from? Elves? It comes from the Constitution, and that’s part of the government, so how could we invade something that we gave you in the first place?

Listen to what your parents and teachers have to say, kids. Some of them are going to try and tell you what I said today is wrong, and that’s all right. Your parents and teachers have opinions, and you should always respect adults. The problem is, these days opinions can be dangerous. So I want you to promise me that if anyone starts saying things- bad things about our President maybe, who is the most important person in the country and deserves our respect- I want you, the first chance you get, to call somebody on the phone. Doesn’t matter who; just make sure you tell them everything you heard, and either me or one of my friends will hear and get right on it. We’re here to help, but we can’t do that without you. You’re the future of this great land, and if we don’t have you behind us, we don’t have anything. Remember: you won’t hear breathing on the line, but we’re always listening.

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Question of the Day

You're given the opportunity to get rid of one member of the media of your choice, whether it be a corporate owner, an anchor, a pundit, a columnist, a reporter, a blogger, whatever. Who would it be and why?

My gut response is Murdoch, but I'll have to think on that awhile.

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ARGH

Holy "Handmaid's Tale," Batman!

Want to get really freaked out? Check out the first paragraph of today's Washington Post story "Forever Pregnant," which explains that new federal guidelines issued by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention ask "all females capable of conceiving a baby to treat themselves -- and to be treated by the health care system -- as pre-pregnant, regardless of whether they plan to get pregnant anytime soon."

Pause. Breathe. OK. What?

Apparently, all women "between first menstrual period and menopause" are now supposed to take supplements of folic acid, refrain from smoking, maintain a healthy weight and watch chronic conditions like asthma and diabetes. Other recommendations, mentioned lower down in the Post piece, are that women stay away from cat feces and "discuss the danger alcohol poses to a developing fetus."
All I have to say is I AM NOT A BABY INCUBATOR! I am a human being who may or may not (and very likely not) give birth to another human being someday. The healthy decisions I make, I make for me, and I can’t think of a reason with a lesser capacity to dissuade me from making unhealthy decisions than the possibility I might accidentally get pregnant someday. If and when I decide to use my body to create another life, I’ll start making decisions on behalf of that potential life. Until then, my body is mine and mine alone, and I’d really fucking appreciate it if everyone else would regard it that way as well. Fucking hell.

[M]ostly this sounds like an Orwellian language trick played by the healthcare authorities, letting you know why your health as a woman really matters.
Yes, yes it does. Screw off, CDC.

(Thanks to Shaker KA for passing this one along.)

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Caption This Photo


President Bush sits at his desk after delivering an address to the
nation from the Oval Office, May 15, 2006. (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)

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President Sideshow

All over the place today, I’ve been reading that President Bush is trying to do a “balancing act” with this immigration issue—not in the sense that he’s trying to find an appropriate compromise, but in that he’s trying to accommodate two different parts of his base and manage to be appealing to moderates.

Then I put in Suede’s Sci-Fi Lullabies for my afternoon soundtrack, the first track on which is “My Insatiable One,” one of my favorite Suede songs, which also happens to contains the line: On the highwire / Dressed in a leotard / There wobbles one hell of a retard…

And ever since, this is the picture that’s stuck in my head:

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Chertoff disses National Guard on border idea

…six months ago.

"I think it would be a horribly over-expensive and very difficult way to manage this problem," Chertoff said. "Unless you would be prepared to leave those people in the National Guard day and night for month after month after month, you would eventually have to come to grips with the challenge in a more comprehensive way."
Oops.

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Ach, die verrückten Deutsch!

Gourmet store proprietors and posh restaurateurs in Hamburg are being raided by a gang of roaming left-wing activists who dress up as superheroes and pilfer expensive foodstuffs that they then give to the poor, in a Robin Hoodesque protest against the unequal distribution of wealth in Germany.


The lefty activists believe growing social inequality is reason enough to justify their actions. "They feel like Robin Hood," speculates Hamburg police official Bodo Franz. But just like Germany's domestic intelligence agency, the Verfassungsschutz, Franz hasn't been able to find out much more about the mysterious group…

The "superhero" activists, who sign their communiqués with names like "Spider Mum" or "Santa Guevara," claim to be acting in solidarity with welfare recipients and others on the down-and-out side of society. They claim their activities are carried out with an eye to those working under "precarious" conditions, and that they are fighting to improve the situation of the "networked perennial intern," the "homeless cleaning woman" and those "who get workfare instead of job training." The note the activists left in the plundered Hamburg gourmet paradise said that "surviving in the city of millionaires requires superhuman abilities."

German authorities consider the activists part of a loosely organized group calling itself "Hamburg For Free." In past years, members of the group attracted public attention by distributing flyers with tips for avoiding subway fares or sneaking into cinemas with counterfeit tickets. They come "from student backgrounds and from the fringe of the leftist movement," police investigator Franz suspects. "They want to have their fun, but with a political twist."
Although these people are obviously breaking the law, and it’s certainly not right to punish shopkeepers for society’s inequities, I have to admit that my main reaction to this story was not outrage, but a tickled envy. There’s something very appealing to me about masked mischief-makers with a populist bent, not the least of which reason is because it seems to recall a past and a perhaps inevitable future at the same time—an intersection which was brought to life so spectacularly in V for Vendetta. Few concepts have the capacity to frighten and thrill me in equal measure at the same time. Which is, frankly, a good thing.

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Charming Lads

Bono interviews Eddie Izzard.

Seriously, Shakers, if you still don’t know who Eddie Izzard is, I command you to go rent or buy one of these immediately! You’ll thank me.

There’s a pig in me trousers! Ooh-ooh!

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More Gore

If you missed SNL the other night, you can go to Al Gore 2008 to view the entire extended opening of the show, as well his appearance during what is usually the best part of the show, Weekend Update. He debates Amy Poehler on global warming; very funny. (Hat tip to Avedon Carol.)

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I’m Mad at You Just Because I Know Who You Are

Litbrit emailed me: “We need another loonie to kick around and take our minds off BushCo for a few funny moments. Tom is so fucking boring already.”

You know what that means. Time for another picture of Carrot Top!



Welcome back, you handsome devil.

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And What Do You Viewers at Home Think?

Now that the press has realized that their sucking up to Bush has amounted to absolutely zilch, what with their recent smack in the face from Dear Leader, what do you think the response will be in the future? Not just with Bush, but with future Presidents as well? Do you think this will result in a much more cynical press, a return to the "watchdog of the president" mindset that we used to have in this country, or do you think this will cause them to retreat even more in fear? Will reporters finally get off their lazy asses and begin doing their jobs again, or will fear of punishment make them even more cowardly?

When Bush comes out with statements denying that they are listening in on domestic calls, are they going to take him at his word, ignore the problem, or are they going to bite back?

WASHINGTON - President Bush insisted Tuesday that the United States does not listen in on domestic telephone conversations among ordinary Americans. But he declined to specifically discuss the government's alleged compiling of phone records, or whether it would amount to an invasion of privacy.

"We do not listen to domestic phone calls without court approval," Bush said in an East Room news conference with Australian Prime Minister John Howard.
Oh, really?

Is that so?
"What I've told the American people is we'll protect them against an al-Qaida attack. And we'll do that within the law," Bush said.

The president's new press secretary, Tony Snow, later insisted that Bush's comments did not amount to a confirmation of published reports that the NSA's surveillance was broader than initially acknowledged and that it included secretly collecting millions of phone-call records.

You know, if you folks in the press are willing to accept this without question, I'm sure you'll be interested in this lovely Manhattan-area property I'm willing to sell to you.



(It was a smack in the face, how quickly I was replaced, and are you thinking of me when you cross-post her?)

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Manly McMoustache clears up the “myth” of unequal pay

John Stossel, he of the price-gouging defense, has generously cleared up the “myth” that women earn less than men for doing the same work.

There's this myth that women earn 78.5 cents for every buck a man makes for the same job, but if that were true, think about it, employers would hire only women. And, all the employers that hired men would go out of business because they'd be paying their workforce too much. The truth is, men are more willing to take lousy jobs, work longer, be away from our families. Women make good choices for their families and happiness, they live the best life, and that's why they earn less.
Yeah, think about it. If that were true, employers would hire only women. See, here’s the problem with that claim: A big part of the reason that women make less than men for doing the same work (which they do; it’s no myth) is the collection of assumptions about women made by employers—she’ll just work until she gets married; she’ll just work until she gets pregnant; she won’t work as hard or as many hours as a man—all rooted in a nifty bias called sexism that might preclude certain employers from hiring women no matter how little they were able to pay them.

And let’s think about the “truth” that men are more willing to “take lousy jobs” than women are. The practice of women holding jobs that men don’t typically take is so widespread that it has its own name—pink collar. Some of the jobs considered “pink collar” aren’t intrinsically lousy, like nursing or secretarial work, but have a rather lousy history of becoming pink collar because women were subtly or overtly pushed disproportionately into the fields, discouraged from pursuing the better-paying, higher-prestige, typically “male” counterpart positions like doctors or white collar management. Teaching, another pink collar job, is also not intrinsically lousy, but continues to this day to suffer from chronic underpayment. Hospitality servers, childcare providers, eldercare providers, and most service industry jobs are considered pink collar jobs, although there are many men in those fields, because the positions are disproportionately filled by women. Personally, I couldn’t conceive of a lousier job than feeding, bathing, and wiping the asses of the senile, severely disabled children, or otherwise infirm. That’s not to say such a job isn’t extremely honorable and so very necessary, but I don’t remotely have the temperament for it. Not many people do, and those who dedicate their lives to it are woefully underpaid—and mostly female. It’s safe to assume, I think, that both men and women take lots of “lousy” jobs.

And now let’s think about the “truth” that women aren’t willing to work longer, be away from their families, instead choosing to “make good choices for their families and happiness” and “live the best life.” Let’s just get out of the way right now that stats on working women disprove that assertion, to which anecdotally any one of us can attest, knowing, as we all surely do, plenty of career-minded women who work long hours, or mothers who have to spend long hours at a job just to put food on the table, regularly struggling to balance work and home life. Beyond that is the curious reluctance on Stossel’s part to consider the possibility that women typically end up being the ones to sacrifice career for family because someone’s got to, and it makes the most sense that the lower-income worker be the one to do so. Perhaps if women were guaranteed equal pay for equal work, we would see more families in which the dad was the primary caregiver, left work for baseball games and sick days and doctor’s appointments. I’ve worked with men, whose wives were making the same or more than they were, who did fill this role. And I’ve known men who would prefer that role (and whose wives would prefer them to take that role), if only it didn’t make more financial sense for the roles to be reversed. Of course, I wouldn’t expect Stossel to know any men like this. I’m sure in his world, where unequal pay is just a myth, men like that simply don’t exist.

Hmm. Well. Looks like maybe that myth hasn’t quite been shattered after all—at least not in the real world in which the rest of us live. What a surprise that Stossel was just talking out his ass once again.

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