Breaking News: George Bush Hates America

The people, sure…the air and water, of course…but the land, too.

The Bush administration has ordered America's national parks to show that they can function at 80 percent or less of their operating budgets, which is forcing some parks to cut services for visitors as summer approaches…

President Bush is proposing to cut an additional $100.5 million from the parks' $2.1 billion budget next year. According to a report this month by the Government Accountability Office, the parks have an estimated $5 billion maintenance backlog, and even before the cost-cutting began, many of them had moved from slashing back-office operations to trimming visitor services.
And some of them are raising prices, like campground fees, which just annoys me to my very core, since it’s just another potentiality to widen the gap between opportunities available to the wealthy and those available to the poor.

Because my parents were both teachers, we spent our summers traveling around the country, four of us in one small car, and by the time I was 16, I’d been in every state east of the Mississippi, and most of the states west of it. One of our most memorable trips was driving out to Yellowstone, where we spent a week hiking about, checking out Old Faithful, having our senses brutalized by the beautiful but incredibly stinky sulphur pools, being amazed by our proximity to all manner of interesting creatures, and generally enjoying one of our most stunning national parks. At that time, my mom was a stay-at-home, so the four of us lived on my dad’s salary alone; we weren’t a well-off family. But we got to do lots of cool stuff on little money, and the National Parks were one of the best sources of a great adventure for a bit of cash.

Slashing the budget is having the effect of reducing park services (and even closing some parks), which is bad enough, but it’s also going to inevitably exclude more and more people from enjoying them at all—and that’s tragic. The country we live in is now one in which some people can enjoy huge tax breaks at the expense of our National Parks, and thusly may one day be the only people who can fully enjoy the Parks at all. Yay America.

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Actual Headline

Anger at Bush May Hurt GOP At Polls

Gee, ya think?

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iPodgate

BoingBoing via Agitprop:

President Bush's iPod contains songs by the Beatles; since no Beatles songs have been licensed for the iTunes Music Store yet, these must have come from ripped CDs. Remember last February, when the RIAA told a federal agency that ripping CDs is illegal? I wonder if they'll bring charges.
Ha. Somehow, I doubt it. Of course, I also doubt that the President’s iPod really contains Beatles songs. I suspect it’s “filled” with a whole bunch of music that sends a message of one sort or another, like, “I listen to The Beatles, which conveys that I am one hep cat, baby.” It’s probably got nothing but the theme from Barney and Deutschland Deutschland Über Alles

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The Best and Worst Senators

TIME has named America’s 10 Best and 5 Worst Senators.

The Best:

Thad Cochran
Kent Conrad
Dick Durbin
Ted Kennedy
Jon Kyl
Carl Levin
Richard Lugar
John McCain
Olympia J. Snowe
Arlen Specter

The Worst:

Daniel Akaka
Wayne Allard
Jim Bunning
Conrad Burns
Mark Dayton

Suffice it to say, I don’t really agree with their list—although I’m glad to see Dick Durbin made the Best list. I’ve always said he’s hugely underrated.

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Odious Turd Fred Phelps at it Again...and I Defend Him

This guy and his little clan of revolting nutzoids have to be one of the most heinous collection of nutwits in all of America:

As dozens of mourners streamed solemnly into church to bury Cpl. David A. Bass, a fresh-faced 20-year-old marine who was killed in Iraq on April 2, a small clutch of protesters stood across the street on Tuesday, celebrating his violent death.

"Thank God for Dead Soldiers," read one of their placards. "Thank God for I.E.D.'s," read another, a reference to the bombs used to kill service members in the war. To drive home their point — that God is killing soldiers to punish America for condoning homosexuality — members of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan., a tiny fundamentalist splinter group, kicked around an American flag and shouted, if someone approached, that the dead soldiers were rotting in hell.
These people are absolute garbage. I’m so tired of hearing about Fred Phelps and his stupid and offensive demonstrations, the mere mention of his name now requires me to suppress a gag reflex.

Apparently, I’m not alone, because Rep. Steve Buyer (R-IN), who’s an idiot, is the co-sponsor of a bill to regulate demonstrations like the ones Westboro insist on mounting at dead soldiers’ funerals across the country.

"Repugnant, outrageous, despicable, do not adequately describe what I feel they do to these families… They have a right to freedom of speech. But someone also has a right to bury a loved one in peace."
Actually, no. Someone doesn’t have a right to bury a loved one in peace. That’s different than saying everyone deserves the respect to do so, which they do. As evidence of the glaring lack of this right is the fact that Phelps and crew made their dubious name for themselves when they picketed the funeral of Matthew Shepard. They spent a few years demonstrating almost exclusively at the funerals of gay people, then moved on to the funerals of dead soldiers. It was only then that Congress decided to encroach upon the rights of Free Speech. The wanton abuse of our Free Speech rights by Phelps was just fine and dandy with Buyer et. al. when it was families of gay people who were being subjected to his nastiness, but now that the families of soldiers are being harangued, it’s a whole different story.

"When you have someone who has given the ultimate sacrifice for their country, with a community and the family grieving, I just don't feel it's the appropriate time to be protesting," said State Representative Curtis Johnson, a Republican who was a co-sponsor of the bill.
Telling, no? Families burying a gay person will be protected under this law, too, but that’s just a side effect of a bill designed to protect those mourning “someone who has given the ultimate sacrifice for their country.” The truth is, I don’t think a funeral is an appropriate time to be protesting, either, but impropriety is a paltry excuse for limiting Free Speech—which is exactly why people are allowed to stand outside abortion clinics with pictures of dead fetuses.

Most people probably find Phelps’ demonstrations about as ugly a use of Free Speech as there is, which is why this bill is likely to pass—but it’s also precisely why it shouldn’t. The deepest challenges to our Free Speech laws are the ones in which your visceral reaction is, “Shut the bastards down!” and makes the intellectual formation of a defense extremely challenging. What Phelps does is disgusting, but, one day, if I want to march on Washington to register my dissent, someone else might find that disgusting—and that shouldn’t be the only burden the legislature needs to limit my freedom of expression.

I hate Fred Phelps with a fiery passion that knows no end. I hate what he does, what he says, and everything for which he stands. And I’m smart enough to know there are people who feel exactly the same about me, simply for what I write at this blog every day. I loathe having to appear to defend him, but I’m really defending myself, and anyone else who wants to say something that isn’t popular. It’s a strange irony that the same laws used to shut down Fred Phelps, raging anti-gay crusader, could all too easily be used to shut down a gay pride parade. Once someone can legally invoke a “right” like burying someone in peace, it’s a short journey to legally invoking the “right” to keep your children safely veiled from public reference to homosexuality.

Most of the state bills and laws have been worded carefully to try to avoid concerns over the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of speech. The laws typically seek to keep demonstrators at a funeral or cemetery 100 to 500 feet from the entrance, depending on the state, and to limit the protests to one hour before and one hour after the funeral.

A few states, including Wisconsin, also seek to bar people from displaying "any visual image that conveys fighting words" within several hundred feet or during the hours of the funeral. The laws or bills do not try to prevent protesters from speaking out.
I understand this, really I do. Yet there’s a part of me that finds the something like this and the “free speech zones” at political conventions, to which many Americans across the political spectrum rightly objected, to be a distinction without a difference. And, ultimately, what concerns me is that this is motivated not by protecting all Americans, but by protecting some—protecting those Americans that Congress has deemed worthy of protection. That the rest of us will be protected as a fortunate but unintended consequence doesn’t make it okay that that this is motivated at its core by a deeper respect for some Americans than others. Such a cynical and un-American motivation should make us very wary of this legislation indeed.

"I haven't seen something like this," said David L. Hudson Jr., research attorney for the First Amendment Center, referring to the number of state legislatures reacting to the protests. "It's just amazing. It's an emotional issue and not something that is going to get a lot of political opposition."
That's a warning. No political opposition because of emotion. We should all beware the precedent that sets, the doors it opens for use against the marginalized, disenfranshised, or politically unpopular in the future.

(You can find more crap from this blog about Fred Phelps here.)

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Shaker Pets 6

TheRhetorician’s lab Ginger:



(Another) Melissa’s baby Bukkake:



And one more of Matilda, from earlier today—
apparently she’s a Bulls fan:

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Happy Easter

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Shaker Pets 5

Thesaurus Rex’s two babies, Gus and Juan Carlos:





Gentlewoman’s Bengal cat Ganesh:



Litbrit’s Maisy and Marley:



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Angry for a Reason

My Left Wing’s Maryscott O’Connor is profiled today on the front page of the WaPo in an article called The Left, Online and Outraged. The entire piece made me squirm, not because it was so determinedly (and exclusively) focused on the anger of the lefty blogosphere, which is an important story—lots of Americans are really pissed off—but because of author David Finkel’s assumptions about the genesis of this widespread anger.

[A]fter years of being the targets of inflammatory rhetoric, not only from fringe groups but also from such mainstream conservative politicians as Newt Gingrich, the left has gone on the attack. And with Republicans in control of Washington, they have much more to be angry about.
Now this is technically true. I am bloody angry as hell because the Republicans are in control of Washington, but it’s because of what they’re doing in their leadership role, not simply because the Democrats are not in control or because conservatives are nasty. I blog because their leadership is thoroughly incompetent, corrupt, untrustworthy, and beholden to corporate and conservative Christian interests that are bad for me as a worker, a consumer, a believer in the separation of church and state, and a woman who values her bodily autonomy—and bad for the LGBT community, the poor, the ill lacking healthcare, undocumented workers, public school children, and lots and lots of other people, not to mention bad for our civil rights, the environment, national security, the economy, our international reputation, etc. etc. etc.

It ain’t sour grapes that fuels my ire.

Finkel mistakes passion for poutiness, and that’s what made me squirm. There are a lot people who feel disenfranchised and disheartened right now, and that’s why they’re angry. Meaningfully addressing the source of this anger isn’t as convenient as chalking it up to the same old tit-for-tat game as which the media loves to cast politics, with a winner and a loser and gloating supporters on one side and petulant ones on the other. What the winners do with their spoils matters. The GOP leadership has been a disaster, and most of us who respond with righteous anger aren’t throwing tantrums like two-year-olds denied what we want; we’re doing the hard work of responsible citizenry—trying to hold to account a failed administration that’s bad for our country.

(Crossposted at Ezra’s place.)

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Shaker Pets 4

Susan's best friend Nikki:



Deborah’s Fanty and Mingo:



TexasShiva’s Maine Coon Stormy:



Mary Jane’s Ollie:
(Short for Oliver Twist—which is very coincidental,
since he looks very much like my Olivia, who is Olivia Twist!)



CLN’s Bailey:



And Bill the Splut's cats, Bryon and Kill Killl, playing with mice:



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Question of the Day

Mr. Shakes, who I believe has something on his mind, said, when I asked him what the QotD should be, “You knoo, we’ve never doone a sex question.” I said, “What do you suggest?” He replied, “What’s yoor favoorite sexual position and why?”

Blink. Blink.

“Um,” I said, “isn’t the ‘why’ of that question sort of obvious?”

“Ooh, I guess it is,” he said.

Nonetheless, I figured the first part of the question was appropriate enough for we ribald Shakers. Apologies to anyone whose delicate sensibilities are offended—although, I politely suggest you might be in the wrong place generally.

Mr. Shakes says his is the missionary position. As for me, all I’m going to say is arf.

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Sigh

Just saw this on CNN.com:


All I could think was, “How fucking stupid is it that’s considered a ‘politics’ headline?” Not that I think CNN is wrong; I’m just annoyed with all the homobigot jackholes who so so so love Teh Gay Wedge Issue, necessarily making anything and everything gay families do political.

I long for the day when no one gives a crap whether gay parents are lining up for Easter Egg Roll tickets. In fact, I long for the day when no gives a crap that any parents are lining up for Easter Egg Roll tickets, but for right now I’ll settle for a headline that just says parents. Period.

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The True Reason... Revealed!!

All of you people that accuse the College Republicans of being chickenhawks need to quit it. Stop it, right now. We now know why they're not in Iraq, fighting in the war they champion on a daily basis from their computer keyboards.

They're too busy organizing and running events like this.

The College Republicans at Penn State University wanted to enter the debate about the nation's borders by playing a "Catch an Illegal Immigrant Game."

People would be invited to "catch" group members wearing orange shirts symbolizing illegal aliens.

Amid the student outcry that ensued, they softened their plan to an illegal immigration awareness day in which leafleting and speech-making would let both sides air their views on immigration policies.

But that hasn't entirely erased the bad feeling over the campus event, now planned for Wednesday.

Yesterday, about 150 students and some faculty opposed to the idea rallied in the student union building. And the university itself joined the fray, urging the College Republicans to "re-think their approach as a step toward fostering civility on campus."

Penn State President Graham Spanier labeled the original idea "unproductive and offensive."
Of course, they can't imagine why...
An official with the College Republicans seemed at a loss yesterday to understand the continuing outrage as he stood within earshot of speakers who decried his group as discriminatory and insensitive.


Deafened by the roar of the vaccuum in his own empty skull, I assume.

Hey, College Republicans, this doesn't seem to be working... why not organize a bake sale or something?

Oh. You've already had that idea. My mistake... I forgot about the racism.

(It wasn't a rock... it was a Rock Cross-post!)

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Shaker Pets 3

Spudsy’s little doll Rory:



Two of Constant Comment’s four furry companions, Blue and Blondie:



Maria’s bloodhound Wimsey:



Holly’s cat Samuel:



And another member of the Angelos Zoo, Jake the Snake:

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Cheney: $1.9 million refund

Egads.

The Cheneys' income included the vice president's $205,031 government salary and $211,465 in deferred compensation from Halliburton Co., the Dallas-based energy services firm he headed until Aug. 16, 2000.
So Halliburton is paying him more annually than the American taxpayers. No wonder he likes Halliburton better.

Here’s the real kicker, though:

The Cheneys reported adjusted gross income of nearly $8.82 million, a number largely padded with income they received by exercising stock options that had been set aside in 2001 for charity.
Nevermind, charity! We changed our minds. Screw ya!

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Shaker Pets 2

Two of Jaclyn’s six pets—Morris and Otis:





Carl’s Dachshund Maxine:



Sherry’s kitty Bob:



Linkmeister’s German short-haired pointer Tigger:



Evilchemistry’s Siberian husky Akai:



Casalina’s Mr. Curtis T. Dog and Butt Monkey the Cat:





Angelos’ many pets, starting with Shatzi:



Tufts and Silvia:



Ginger:



Midnight:



Twister, Misty, and Moonbeam:



And Ms. Julien’s singing pooch Duhdie:

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Shaker Fran’s chihuahua Rivka:



Shaker Kelley’s Cornish Rex Minka:
(yes, that's a cat...no alien jokes!)

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Pink Pistols

Oy:

Remember when Justin on Queer As Folk briefly joined that gay vigilante group the Pink Ponies or whatever they were called? It was like Queer Fist or one of those other groups where gays get together to be tough and talk about how they're not gonna take any more shit. Well the Pink Pistols take it one step further because they will shoot your ass if you mess with them, all in the name of "self defense."

They have "ruffled the feathers" of other gay groups with their pro-gun stance, and a lot of people feel that being gay and supporting the NRA makes about as much sense as driving a pink Hummer. But the majority of the Pink Pistols seems to identify as libertarian as opposed to hardline liberal or conservative. Gwen Patton, a member of the Delaware chapter, says, "Some of us love Bush, but that's a whole different agenda." At least they have a sense of humor! But you'd better laugh or she'll blow your face off.
Queerty also points to the Philadelphia Weekly article that profiles Pink Pistols, called “The Gang That Couldn’t Shoot Straight,” which you can read here. Clever reference, but there are straight members of the Pink Pistols. It’s heartwarming to see gay-straight alliances finally reach the lunatic fringe.

In all seriousness, violence against the LGBT community is no small thing, but these people are nuts. And it’s not because they want to protect themselves; it’s because there’s some kind of severe mental break happening in a mind that can sustain the cognitive dissonance required to be a Bush fan while simultaneously being (rightfully) bitter and fearful about homobigots.

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Pet Blogging

Since it’s the Friday of a holiday weekend, meaning there’s no better time to have a little fun, if you’ve got a picture of your cat, dog, bird, ferret, snake, or other creature that you’d like to share, email me and I’ll post them here throughout the day. Here’s one of Shaker Suzy’s little guy that she just sent along—what a flirt!

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Friday Cat Blogging

Spring is definitely here. Olivia’s very much enjoying sitting in the window and making weird noises at the birds outside. (You might have to turn your volume up to hear it; it’s kind of quiet.)


Matilda’s just busy sitting around and looking cute, as usual.

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