"W" is for "Wev."

"Words. Nothing but sweet, sweet words that melt into bitter wax in my ears."- Phillip J. Fry (Bolds mine)

Bush Touts Women's Role in Democracy

WASHINGTON - President Bush said Tuesday that democracies only reach their potential when women are allowed to fully participate in society, singling out Iran, North Korea and Myanmar as nations that are suppressing women's basic rights.

"America will help women stand up for their freedom, no matter where they live," Bush said at a White House celebration of Women's History Month and International Women's Day.


All together now:

UNLESS THEY'RE IN SOUTH DAKOTA.

These things just write themselves.

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Abortion Scorecard

South Dakota—Abortion ban passed

Mississippi—Poised to pass abortion ban almost identical to South Dakota’s.

Missouri—State Supreme Court has upheld today the state law requiring a 24-hour waiting period for abortions; has filed a bill to ban nearly all abortion in the state.

Indiana—Indiana General Assembly set to vote next year on abortion ban.

Kentucky—Currently considering a bill to strengthen the state’s “informed consent” law, which requires counseling and a 24-hour waiting period.

Oklahoma—Currently considering a bill which would require abortion clinics to offer women an ultrasound before undergoing the procedure.

Utah—Close to passing a bill requiring pregnant teens to obtain parental consent before obtaining an abortion.

West Virginia—Considering legislation giving pharmacists the right to refuse to fill prescriptions for emergency contraceptives.

Georgia—Slated to consider a slew of abortion restrictions, including a bill that accords an embryo the same legal standing as the pregnant woman herself, a bill that allows pharmacists to refuse to fill prescriptions for emergency contraceptives, and a bill which would force women seeking abortions to have a sonogram or ultrasound.

Tennessee—Considering a bill requiring notification.

Alabama—Considering full abortion ban.

Massachusetts—Governor Mitt Romney says he would support a ban in South Dakota’s mold if it were brought before him.

I don’t even think that list is comprehensive. It also covers only what’s currently being considered, to the exclusion of the myriad of state laws which have already been passed in various states requiring notification, waiting periods, counseling, etc.

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No Red State Left Behind

Alabama wants in on the anti-abortion action. SB503 would “prohibit an abortion for any reason except in an extreme case where the pregnancy threatens the life of the mother” and “provide a penalty for a violation.”

Section 1. Notwithstanding the provisions of Chapter 22 of Title 26, except in an extreme case of medical emergency where the life of the mother is threatened by the pregnancy, any person who causes or participates in the abortion of an unborn child shall be guilty of a Class B felony.
Charming.

Thanks to Kathy for passing on the info, and Pam’s got more.

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Help! Mom! These books are seriously freaking me out!

I get all sorts of interesting email these days, and in this morning's batch of goodies, I find a World Ahead Media Alert introducing a new children's book from Katharine DeBrecht, author of the tour de force Help! Mom! There are Liberals Under my Bed! Her newest outing, which lands in bookstores today, is called Help! Mom! Hollywood's in my Hamper! and it sounds like a good one.

With Academy Awards being handed out to movies about racist cops, gay cowboys, and communist sympathizers, Hollywood has declared an outright war on traditional values. But instead of getting angry at the movie business, parents should teach their kids to laugh at it, this according to best-selling children's author Katharine DeBrecht…

DeBrecht -- whose book turned heads in Hollywood after being given out in Oscar party gift bags on Sunday night -- satirizes Barbra Streisand, Madonna, Tom Cruise, Britney Spears, Jack Nicholson, and Sean Penn with cartoon look-alikes who appear in the hamper of two young sisters to tell them how to behave and to sell them useless trinkets. The girls meet a number of other goofy celebrities along the way and in the process come to realize that stars don't always know best.

"The liberal elites running Hollywood have no intention of ceasing their relentless attack on traditional values," claims DeBrecht, a mother of three. "It's almost impossible for parents to block out all of the left-wing messages that Hollywood and its media friends are bombarding our kids with. The solution is for parents to teach their children to laugh at Hollywood and to regard celebrities as silly people."
The liberal elites of Hollywood...including Britney Spears? I believe that's the same Britney Spears who was quoted as saying, "Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision he makes and should just support that, you know, and be faithful in what happens," with the "our president" in question being George Bush. Good research there.

Of course, I can't dismiss DeBrecht's larger point. Hollywood is filled exclusively with liberal loonies like Ronald Regan Sonny Bono Clint Eastwood Arnold Schwarzenegger George Clooney who run for office make movies with radical liberal themes, like "McCarthyism is icky." And just what do you have to say for yourself, George Clooney?

I would say that, you know, we are a little bit out of touch in Hollywood every once in a while. I think it's probably a good thing. We're the ones who talk about AIDS when it was just being whispered, and we talked about civil rights when it wasn't really popular. And we, you know, we bring up subjects. This Academy, this group of people gave Hattie McDaniel an Oscar in 1939 when blacks were still sitting in the backs of theaters. I'm proud to be a part of this Academy. Proud to be part of this community, and proud to be out of touch.
Oh. Well all right then.

Just keep your extremist agenda out of the hampers of children, will you, you pervert?

(Crossposted at AlterNet PEEK.)

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Good Luck with all That

Another nutjob running for office is incorporating the death penalty for gays into his platform. A trucker named Merrill Keiser, Jr., is running for Senate in Ohio—as a Democrat. He has no political background, but believes “homosexuality should be a felony, punishable by death.” He’s running as a Dem because “that's how he was registered the last time he voted.”

Sherrod Brown must be shaking in his boots.

I’d like to offer my services to Mr. Keiser as a campaign manager. Surely there’s a Bear Convention coming up somewhere whose attendees would be interested in hearing his views, and I’d be happy to set up an appearance for him.

(Thanks to Shaker Lori for passing that one along.)

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Actual Headline

Birth Control Prevents God’s Work.

By using contraception, you prevent God’s creative power in bringing forth new life. Sex is a complete self-giving love you pledge to your spouse within marriage, and contraception destroys the unitive and procreative qualities of sex. Pleasure is not the purpose of sex — it’s the motive or consequence…

Self-control or temperance is a Christian virtue, and by practicing modern, effective methods of natural family planning by having periodic abstinence, you can postpone pregnancy if necessary in a healthy, inexpensive, fulfilling way as you embrace chastity appropriate for your stage in life.
You know what? We can just stop right at “Christian virtue.” Fantastic. Good for the Christians who agree with you. The rest of us, however, aren’t interested.

As an aside, it is just me, or is that thought of God being all-powerful except when it comes to birth control just hilarious? Is God like Superman, and condoms are his Kryptonite? He can move mountains, but he just can’t find a way to get around a thin latex barrier.

Drat! Foiled again! I’ll get you Trojan!

(Passed on by Blogenfreude.)

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From the Déjà Vu Files

ABC's latest investigative exclusive on Iraqi weapons being made in Iran had a suspiciously familiar ring to it. Turns out, that's because it's neither investigative nor exclusive.

Cernig at NewsHog reminds us that we've heard this story before...

Another way Brian Ross is failing to be in any manner "investigative" is in failing to find out or inform the public that this isn't any kind of exclusive--it is actually old news from way back in October last year.

Back then, the British media were full of the accusations that improved IED's using motion detectors as triggers were being sent to Iraq from Iran. They were being sent, according to British claims, to the Sadr militia--an organisation that the US has gone out of it's way to placate--but that too isn't mentioned by Ross. Just as now, absolutely no evidence was brought forward to show that the Iranian government were at all involved... and then the kerfuffle suddenly stopped. Why?

Well as I wrote at the time, it was discovered that the new, deadly IED's were using a British design that had been stupidly given to the IRA by British intelligence and then passed around various terror groups the IRA were allied with. Major egg on faces--story dropped.
Meanwhile, The Heretik, commenting on the same story, notes:

Small simple shape charges destroy million dollar tanks. Seeming small, simple religious differences are discounted. They’re all Muslims, right? Invading a country seems so simple on the way in. We will give them democracy whether they want it or not. Then these Muslims develop a Muslim based democracy. The nerve. And not just a Muslim based democracy, but a Shiite dominated rule. Just like its Shiite and theocratic neighbor Iran.

So as we find our tank armor vulnerable to simple, small destructive deadly weapons, our leaders are vulnerable for lack of common sense.
Indeed.

(Crossposted at AlterNet PEEK.)

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holy insane wingnut, batman!

If you thought Shrub&Co. were a wee bit too Dominionist (or Dominionist-comfy) for your taste, check out this crazy mofo—Larry Kilgore. He makes Rick Perry, the gov. he’s looking to unseat, look like a liberal. No, really, check this shit out:

My first priority as governor will be to submit to Biblical law given to us by the King of Kings and Lord of Lords, Jesus Christ. My job, according to 1st Peter 2:14, will be to punish those who do wrong and to commend those who do right.


From his site, he gives us a handy dandy guide to the governor’s race and where he stands on the issues. Let’s take a look, shall we:


* Execution for crime of murder including abortion
* Execution for crime of adultery
* Execution for crime of homosexual acts
* 1-40 lashes for crime of maliciousness, like graffiti, porn, strip clubs
* Eliminate TX budget for government indoctrination of children. (public education)
* Illegal immigrants should receive a minimum punishment of five lashes, $3,000 fine & deportation


And many more, most including execution. But he does say that “a vigilante should be prosecuted. Civil magistrates are God’s ministers to execute wrath”. So don’t say he didn’t warn you now.

Yes, he does have endorsements and he also has a nifty FAQ where you can equally be amused and slightly horrified with items like this:

The US Supreme court has ruled that Texas cannot prosecute adulterers, sexual perverts and murderers of preborn babies. How do you plan to prosecute the perpetrators?

Option #1) The US has a system of checks and balances. If the supreme court makes a ruling contrary to God’s law, then the president can choose not to enforce that ruling. I will ask the president not to send in troops when Texas prosecutes these criminals.

Option #2) I will uphold the current Constitution and sovereignty of the Republic of Texas and propose withdrawal from the corporation titled “The United States of America.”


One thing you can say though, he’s honest. He’s very opposed to the war in Iraq (because, well, the TX National Guard needs to fight for secession), he calls abortion regulations “a lie” (just a front for the real agenda), and he thinks democracy and terrorism are one and the same (no word on how his new Country of Texas will be run…). Nothing on non-christians, though an execution with a few lashes beforehand is probably on order. The creepy thing is that this guy states he got 30% of the vote when he ran in ‘93.

Oh, hey, in case you were wondering if you were a good enough person to get to heaven—he has a little internet quiz on his homepage for you to take. How thoughtful of him. (UPDATE: I forgot to add this last night, there are abortion images on the bottom of his homepage, just so you know about scrolling down all the way.)

Karl Marx is to have said that “religion is the opiate of the masses”. I think Larry here has OD’d.

(to the cross-post, let's go!)

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Question of the Day

Suggested by the inveterate romantic, Mr. Shakes: How old were you the first time you fell in love?

Shakes: I was 16. I don't know that it was being in love in the way I think about being in love now, but it was the first time I experienced something quite close to it, and I suspect the boy in question would say the same. I hope so, anyway.

Mr. Shakes: I was 25, which sounds rather old, and of course, there had been crushes and so forth prior to this, but since none of them were requited, I don't feel I can call them love. It took me a long time to be able to open myself up to the opportunity to be loved, which is sort of a big part of falling in love.

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how about some fun?

"Monday fun" of all things. :-) I got this from a friend on a bulletin board.



You drew the pig:

Toward the middle, you are a realist.
Facing left you believe in tradition, are friendly, and remember dates (birthdays, etc.)
[...]
The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life. You drew large tail, WOW!


LOL! So, go draw your pig and see what it says about you.

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Secrets…5,000+ of Them

With all the pissing this administration does on the Constitution, it was only a matter of time before the ink smeared so thoroughly as to render all of its amendments illegible. Apparently, we’ve now waved bye-bye to the Sixth Amendment:

[N]early all records are being kept secret for more than 5,000 defendants who completed their journey through the federal courts over the last three years. Instances of such secrecy more than doubled from 2003 to 2005.

An Associated Press investigation found, and court observers agree, that most of these defendants are cooperating government witnesses, but the secrecy surrounding their records prevents the public from knowing details of their plea bargains with the government.
Sure, sure, but we can’t let the terrorists know what’s going on with all these cases against terrorists during the Global War on Terror, can we?

Most of these defendants are involved in drug gangs.
Oh.

The data show a sharp increase in secret case files over time as the Bush administration's well-documented reliance on secrecy in the executive branch has crept into the federal courts through the war on drugs, anti-terrorism efforts and other criminal matters.

"This follows the pattern of this administration," said John Wesley Hall, an Arkansas defense attorney and second vice president of the National Association of Criminal Defense Lawyers. "I am astonished and shocked that this many criminal proceedings in federal court escape public scrutiny or become buried."

The percentage of defendants who have reached verdicts and been sentenced but still have most of their records sealed has more than doubled in the last three years, the court office's tally shows…

"The Supreme Court has said that criminal proceedings are public," [Lucy Dalglish, executive director of the Reporters Committee and a pioneer in campaigning against court secrecy] added. "In this country, we don't prosecute and lock up convicts and have no public track record of how we got there. That violates the defendants' rights not to mention the public's right to know what it's court system is doing."
I believe you’re speaking about America 1.0, Ms. Dalglish. This country is America 2.0, and in America 2.0, we* do whatever the fuck we want to, dammit.

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* Not applicable for progressives, women, gays, people of color, the poor, the elderly, the infirm, and/or any other American citizen or resident deemed excluded at the administration’s sole discretion.

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The Domino Effect

Abramoff attorney Abbe Lowell, threatening to go public with other corruption investigations at Abramoff’s March 29 sentencing hearing. “We will provide the public with evidence of what is going on out there,” Lowell said. (Link.)
When one falls, they all follow. That’s the problem of doing business with the ethically-challenged. They have no compunction about selling your ass down the river once they get busted. A rat rats.

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And the award for Worst Pun in a Headline goes to…

Prosthetic legs returned; police stumped.

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Bill Napoli: The Reason Why I Blog

Go watch this astounding video at Crooks and Liars in which South Dakota Republican state senator Bill Napoli defends the bill that bans abortions in South Dakota and makes no provision for cases of rape, incest, or the mother’s health (only unless her life is in the balance).

As part of his defense of not including a provision for cases of rape, saying that genuinely traumatic rapes would be covered in the “threatening the mother’s life” provision, he reveals not only his contempt for a woman’s autonomy over her own body, but also his stunning vision of what really constitutes a life-altering rape:

A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life.
In Napoli’s view of the world, an atheist who’s had premarital sex (perhaps because she never intends to marry), and doesn’t show up at the ER bleeding out her ass and threatening to slit her wrists, isn’t the kind of rape victim whose life would be forever changed by being forced to carry an unwanted pregnancy to term. Only a virtuous girl who would have waited until marriage has a life trajectory upon which birthing your rapist’s spawn is a sufficient derailment to warrant an abortion. Lesbians, atheists, heck even you born-again virgins who have taken a renewed vow of abstinence until marriage, women who have the temerity to not consider a date rape just another name for what you’re obliged to deliver after a guy pays for your steak (consent conschment)—don’t bother appealing to Mr. Napoli’s conscience. He doesn’t have any room in his heart for you, girls.

Everything wrong with our societal views on rape and abortion summed up in one ridiculously stupid statement by one ridiculously stupid man. A man whose state also endorses a pharmacist’s right to refuse to fill birth control prescriptions, making unwanted pregnancies that much more likely. A man who thinks that a “return to traditional values” is the answer.

When I was growing up, here in the wild west, if a young man got a girl pregnant out of wedlock, they got married and the whole darn neighborhood was involved in that wedding. I mean, you just didn’t allow that sort of thing to happen, you know; I mean, they wanted that child to be brought up in a home with two parents, you know, that whole story. And so I happen to believe that can happen again… I don’t think we’re so far beyond that that we can’t go back to that.
What a brilliant mind. Let’s return to a time when an unwanted pregnancy was not something which can be safely and quickly terminated, but instead an unshakable albatross which extinguishes the potential of two people—both the mother and the father—by forcing them to sacrifice their lives for the sake of a mistake.

Out of curiosity, I wonder, what happened there “in the wild west” when a girl was impregnated by a married man, or her father, or a rapist? Is that when they’d form the posse and head out for a lynchin’? Yeah, let’s go back to that time. It sounds fantastic for everyone—especially for the child brought into the world to be raised by a village neighborhood that relies on a mob mentality to ensure conformity while bragging about its independent spirit on the frontier.

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They just don’t make mavericks like they used to.

A spokesperson said Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., would have signed the South Dakota legislation, "but [he] would also take the appropriate steps under state law -- in whatever state -- to ensure that the exceptions of rape, incest or life of the mother were included."(Link.)
Or maybe it’s not so much that the maverick mold is wearing out, as much as how little it takes to be a conservative maverick these days. When it’s a not a radical notion to vote to criminalize abortion and fundamentally undermine a women’s autonomy, but it is to do so while being magnanimous enough to make an exception for women who have been raped, impregnated by a family member, or may die if they’re forced to carry a pregnancy to term, that’s a pretty sad state of affairs.

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all your uteri belong to us

So says South Dakota. The governor signed the reprehensible law into being today. From the article:

South Dakota lawmakers believe President Bush may have a chance to appoint a third justice in the years before the legal battle over the South Dakota law reaches the nation’s highest court.


Even if you don’t pray, start now for Justice Stevens’ health and that he doesn’t decide to retire in the next few years.

There is a part of this that has stood out to me:

...and the Legislature set up a special account to accept donations for legal fees.


Is that common? I don’t recall hearing of legislature starting up a special fund for donors to give to help pay for advancing an agenda before.

This bullshit is about control and making one group of people’s beliefs into law and not letting the individual decide what is medically and morally right. Ugh.



(crossy-posty)

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“Sweetie, is it okay with you if I get an abortion?”

The Tennessee state legislature is considering a bill that would make it “an offense for a physician to knowingly perform an abortion on a woman who is eighteen (18) years of age or older unless the physician has received from the woman a signed statement indicating that the woman has notified the man by whom she is pregnant that she intends to have an abortion."

The bill provides exceptions if the woman signs a statement saying the pregnancy is a result of rape and has been reported to law enforcement, is unable "after diligent effort" to notify or identify the man (in which case she must file written notice with the Department of Children's Services to be placed on the department's putative father registry), and in the case of medical emergencies when the life of the woman is at risk. Penalties are a Class A misdemeanor punishable by a $5,000 fine for the physician and a $2,000 fine for the woman.
Setting aside for a moment the mind-boggling complexity of actually enforcing this law, its inevitable result (and probable intent) is conferring ownership status of a woman’s body upon any man with whom she has had sex. And while proponents of this kind of legislation love to tout the emergence of “fathers’ rights,” the reality is that there are no line-item vetos in pregnancy. If he doesn’t want to terminate the pregnancy, but she does, she can’t turn it over to him—and that’s why “fathers’ rights” are just untenable. It’s not a split vote with equal standing. He doesn’t have to subject his body to 9 months of incubating an unwanted child; he doesn’t have to engage health risks; he doesn’t have to balance the other pressing concerns in an expectant mother’s life, which may include dependent children or elders; he doesn’t have to continue to go to work every day, while coordinating pre-natal health care and maternity leave; he doesn’t have to purchase a new wardrobe; he doesn’t have to go through labor. And to force a woman to go through all of this against her will, he doesn’t even need to accept the full responsibility of raising that child; he can force her to do that, too, as long as he’s willing to pay whatever child support the court requires.

That’s the problem with partner notification laws. The interested parties just aren’t standing on the same playing field; their vested interests aren’t remotely parallel. And so their veto power over whether a pregnancy comes to term or not absolutely cannot and should not be given equal standing. Proponents of fathers’ rights in cases of abortion love to claim that it’s unfair that men have “no say,” but it’s nothing more than an unsustainable misdirection. It’s quite literally unfair to give men equal say in a process in which their involvement and their personal risk and inconvenience is miminal, to put it mildly.

To argue in favor of legislation like this is to ignore the functionality of how a child comes into this world. A positive pregnancy test, irrespective of when you believe life begins, is not the same as a baby. Between those two points are nine months that can’t be left out of the equation to make fathers’ rights arguments more convenient.

Tangentially, compelling the report of a rape to get an abortion is ill-advised for many reasons, not the least of which is a clear encroachment on a woman’s right to privacy.

(Hat tip to Ann at Feministing.)

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Go on...

...give him some love. You know you want to.


"We are a little bit out of touch in Hollywood every once in a while…
We were the ones who talked about AIDS when it was being
whispered. We talked about civil rights when it wasn't really
popular… I'm proud to be part of this Academy. I'm proud
to be part of this community. I'm proud to be out of touch.”

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Hoosiers Losing Faith in Bush

Even red red red ol’ Indiana is turning on Bush. Hoosiers now disapprove of the direction in which the country is headed by a wide margin: 61% say we’re on the wrong track. And 56% disapprove of the president’s job performance.

All the macro reasons we’ve been hating on Bush lo these many years, knowing what would be their inevitable results, have started to become glaringly, unavoidably apparent on the micro level, and people just can’t defend their votes for the man any longer.

Kay Melloy, a 64-year-old independent voter from Chandler, finds nothing to approve of in Bush's job performance. She's especially distressed by the amount of money Bush is spending overseas in Iraq, when there are so many needs in the United States.

She works in a bank, she said, and sees elderly people with very little to live on.

"It goes through me like a knife," Melloy said.
The WaPo’s Alan Abramowitz thinks incompetence is behind Bush’s bad poll numbers, and I’m sure that’s part of it, but out here in the red states of Middle America, I think something else is at work. People I’ve spoken to in this area are very reluctant to hold the president—any president, even those they don’t like and didn’t vote for—personally responsible for a large array of problems. They’re not well-versed, nor particularly interested, in how a president’s economic policies tangibly affect the economy, which is why Bush can sell tax cuts by ridiculous anecdotes about how much they’ll help a family of four in Dingleberry, Texas. While political junkies see the tangled web of interrelated connections between politics, policy, and the direction of the ship of state, many voters who have only a passing interest in politics seem to view many of the same issues as happening in a void. The president and his policies don’t affect the economy; all he can do is respond to changes in the economy.

So while we look at any given policy and say, “This is going to have disastrous results,” they don’t. They take the president on his word that it’s going to be great, and only years later, when those disastrous results finally come to fruition in their daily lives—when they’re personally affected—do they maybe start to make the connection.

This is yet another reason why it’s so devastating that the media doesn’t critique policy anymore, but simply reports the president’s (or his party’s) endorsement of it, their explanations about why it’s brilliant and how it will be helpful to the average American—because the average American believes it. Given no alternative, no context, they will not extrapolate how any specific policy may actually affect them 5 years down the line.

Now we’re 5 years down the line. Now Hoosier veterans are coming home, and they’re grousing about their experiences. Support for the war on terror starts to fall. Now Hoosiers are starting to see people struggling to make ends meet who didn’t have to struggle before. Support for economic policies starts to fall.

The ship of state moves slowly. When it ends up, years later, at a destination the captain didn’t promise, only then do many of its passengers begin to grumble. “My ticket said Ownership Society, not Social Darwinism. What are we doing here?”

That’s not about competence. It’s about being taken for a ride.

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Oscar Time

I'm off for my superbowl.

Mr. Shakes and I are heading to a friend's house where we will do our annual Oscar thing, which mainly consists of a fierce competition over our winner projections, lots of snarky commentary, and the obligatory moaning about how dumb the Oscars are, even though we all love it.

I'm hoping that between Jon Stewart hosting and Brokeback Mountain sure to pick up some golden statuettes, there will be much exploding of conservative heads across America's great landscape tonight.

If Clooney manages to scrape out a win for Best Supporting Actor, tilt your ears southward and listen for the dull scrape that is the sound of millions of collectively gnashing teeth.

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