This Is Your Accountability Moment, Mr. Bush

Grover Norquist, conservative activist, close Bush ally, and world-class wanker once famously said, “My goal is to cut government in half in twenty-five years, to get it down to the size where we can drown it in the bathtub.” Fortunately for us, he and his ideological allies never quite reached their goal, but unfortunately for them (and most distressingly unfortunate for the victims of Katrina), they got close enough that their depraved, social Darwinist, every-man-for-himself political philosophy may well drown in the flooded remains of a devastated American city.

I previously said that I’ve not much inclination toward trying to lay the responsibility for the levee breaches solely at Bush’s feet, if for no other reason than I just don’t feel confident that I have all the information to determine that one way or another. However, the responsibility for the catastrophically abysmal response to this tragedy I feel quite confident about aiming solidly in his direction, not only because of his practical response, which, as widely discussed, has been nothing short of atrocious, but also because of the closely held beliefs about the role of government that have made this situation infinitely worse than it needed to be. As Rob Salkowitz notes:

It’s moments like this when you need a party in power that actually believes in the affirmative power of government to help its citizens, rather than the party that sees government’s role as protecting the property of the well-off from the predations of the underclass. It’s when the true ugly soul of American conservatism is borne out for what it is: a rationalization of selfishness and the hysterical denial of community. America is about to see what happens when the government is staffed by people appointed to their jobs precisely for their disdain for the whole notion of policy in the public interest. It’s won’t be pretty.
Damn straight. Take a look at the international analysis of what’s happening in America right now—the entire world is appalled, watching the richest country in the world let its people die of thirst, and yet that is the inevitable result of a ruling party who feels little obligation to its citizens. I once wrote: “The Conservative view ultimately benefits a very small minority; the Liberal view benefits us all.” Never has that been more glaringly apparent than in the aftermath of Katrina, as those for whom Bush and his ilk have the greatest contempt turn to their government for help in a time of crisis as the whole world watches, and their government offers not compassion but blame. I think the administration will quickly find that abstract endorsements of personal responsibility which elicited such fervent applause from hand-picked campaign crowds won’t be met with quite the same reception when offered in lieu of the practical solutions now required. If the chance to so easily identify with those quite literally left stranded by the callousness of conservative philosophy doesn't finally reveal its utter folly to a majority, I don't believe anything ever will. As Matthew Yglesias said today, “They say there are no atheists in foxholes. Similarly, there are no libertarians in the aftermath of a giant, city-wide flood.”

The news yesterday stirred in me equal feelings of desperate concern for the people hit hardest by this near-inconceivable disaster and blinding anger toward the people responsible for their continued suffering. The two feelings crashed headlong into each other as I listened to a woman on NPR, sobbing, pleading with Bush to help them. She said children and women are being raped, many are in dire need of medical care, and people are starving and dying of thirst. “Please, President Bush, please send someone to save us.” I just completely broke down. It was the final straw, listening to someone beg for help from someone who was out playing golf while she was fighting for her life.

There are those now calling for Bush’s impeachment. Fuck impeachment. The whole lot of them—every last conservative ideologue who has advocated “starving the beast,” every last one of those selfish, soulless, anti-American bastards—ought to be rounded up and sent to the Superdome to live in the river of shit and piss until every single refugee has been provided safe sanctuary and a warm meal. Then Bush and his gang of cretins can clean up the trail of scattered corpses. Let the blood that belongs on their hands be a literal lesson for these pitiless pieces of human refuse. It’s long overdue.

(Thanks to Toast for the pointer to Rob Salkowitz.)

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Bush: Relief “Results Are Not Acceptable”

No shit, Sherlock:

President Bush, facing blistering criticism for his administration's response to Hurricane Katrina, said Friday "the results are not acceptable" and pledged to bolster relief efforts with a personal trip to the Gulf Coast.

"We'll get on top of this situation," Bush said, "and we're going to help the people that need help."
Bleh.

Mr. Shakes said something rather depressing last night; Bush was largely criticized for his immediate performance directly after 9/11, too. He was criticized for not leaving that classroom, and again for spending the day flying around on Air Force One, and again for not visiting Ground Zero quickly enough. But once he got there and crawled up on a pile of rubble with his bullhorn, and eight gazillion pictures of him surrounded by firemen and American flags went out over the wires, all was forgotten. Even now, much of the criticisms from the media are contrasting his poor performance with the alleged strength and leadership he exhibited after 9/11. It’s the conventional wisdom, but it’s a rewriting of history. Whether the quite fair criticisms of him stick this time is not a certainty by any means.

Mr. S. followed up that dreadful thought with the possibility that this isn’t even the botch job it appears, but instead designed to play quite handily into the goals of the small-government advocates. Last night’s news was rife with the media gushing over the massive donations of corporate donors, and Mr. S. pointed out that’s exactly what conservatives think should happen—that private enterprise takes over where the government leaves off, that line being far short of the target liberals imagine. It also explains why they’re rejecting foreign aid; they want to compel corporations to step in as they believe they should. Pretty disgusting, but possibly accurate. Of course, corporations can’t do fuck-all about certain things, like the rescue effort, which is why it’s been so woeful. Yet more evidence that pure conservative ideology is wholly inept in providing for its people.

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Thank you, Shakespeare's Sister

Okay, this is a brownnose post, so just bear with me.

I just wanted to thank the wonderful Melissa, for a few things.

First, I'm very honored to have some of my posts included in the "greatest hits" section here on Shakes. I have a little bit of wit, and sometimes my posts can approach something that could be considered good writing, but having them included with the amazing essays that Shakes seems to produce out of thin air, is quite humbling. I should have thanked you for that a long time ago, Shakes.

Second, I'd just like to thank you for running this blog, period. After I discovered you, this quickly became my favorite blog, and my first read of the day. That hasn't changed. This blog is consistently the most informed, well-written, compassionate, and entertaining "online magazine" that I read... and I know it would still be that way even if you didn't have any contributors. The wonderful D. and Tart make it just that much better. So thanks to you two as well.

Third, thank you for taking so much of your personal time to put together the BBA and all the other organizing you've done.

Fourth, thanks for being a foul-mouthed, hysterically funny woman.

Your "Accountability" post is an excellent example of why you run the best damn blog on the internet. You do it all out of sheer passion for what you feel is good and just, and the rest of us are so much better for it. And all of this without fundraising drives and slathering your blog with ads!

So, again, thank you.


Now watch this drive.

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New Katrina Thread

Links, blogwhoring, news, etc. Here’s a couple of quick recommendations…

Pam: No security, no way out, explosions, and a mayor at the end of his rope

The Green Knight: Voices from Katrina’s Wake

And Michael at AMERICAblog reports that the entire administration was (is?) AWOL:

For days AFTER the worst natural disaster in our nation's history:

Bush stayed on vacation. On Monday he went to Arizona to cut a birthday cake with John McCain and play politics on Medicare. On Tuesday -- as the flood waters were rising and the death toll mounted -- Bush played politics again, heading out to California to make a speech offering another excuse for staying the course in Iraq (oil!) and jamming on a guitar. He knew he had to end his vacation early (sigh) but couldn't bring himself to head straight to Washington DC. So Bush went BACK to Crawford for one more cozy night of rest before finally heading back to Washington DC on Wednesday.

Meanwhile, Condi Rice is in the midst of a THREE DAY vacation that began AFTER the hurricane struck New Orleans. She's gone to a Broadway show, played tennis with Monica Seles and reportedly bought really expensive Ferragamo shoes.

And DICK CHENEY HAS BEEN HANGING OUT IN JACKSON, WYOMING ALL THIS TIME!!!!

[…]

Bush is relaxing in Crawford, Condi is going to a Broadway show and Dick Cheney is probably fly fishing -- all AFTER the hurricane struck.
Even Rove was down in Crawford for a photo-op with the pro-war protestors. So, who was running the country? Oh, right—I forgot. They’re never really on vacation. Yes they are. No they aren’t. Yes they are—gotta be crisp. No they aren’t—working vacations, yeah yeah.

I have to stop listening to Scott McClellan.

Anyway, Cheney is probably ill, not on vacation.

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Katrina News Thread

I'm going to leave this post at the top for awhile, because we're all finding interesting and important things to share about what's going on, and I haven't provided a good place for all of them. So here it is. Leave links to blog entries, news stories, comments, charities, anything and everything. And/or comments.

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More Horror

In a post aptly titled Beyond Thunderdome, Le Mew point to a WaPo article that contains the following passage in reference to conditions at the Superdome:

"With no hand-washing, and all the excrement," said Sgt. Debra Williams, who was staffing the infirmary in the adjacent sports arena, "you have about four days until dysentery sets in. And it's been four days today."

Go read the whole post. It's no wonder people are going out of their minds.

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Damn

Just go watch.

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Good News (c/o the Usual Suspects)

This bit of good news is making me so happy, I'm on the verge of tears. (Not blockquoted due to length.)

Rep. John Conyers, Jr., Rep. Mel Watt, Rep. Jerrold Nadler, and Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee announced today that when Congress returns next Tuesday, they will introduce legislation to protect the thousands of families and small businesses financially devastated by Hurricane Katrina from being penalized by anti-debtor provisions contained in the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act of 2005, scheduled to take effect on October 17, 2005. Reps. Conyers, Nadler, and Jackson Lee released the following joint statement:

"We are concerned that just as survivors of Hurricane Katrina are beginning to rebuild their lives, the new bankruptcy law will result in a further and unintended financial whammy. Unfortunately, the new law is likely to have the consequence of preventing devestated families from being able to obtain relief from massive and unexpected new financial obligations they are incurring and by forcing them to repay their debt with income they no longer have, but which is counted by the law.

When the Judiciary Committee considered the Bankruptcy Abuse and Consumer Protection Act earlier this year, Ms. Jackson Lee offered an amendment to protect the victims of natural disaster like those now devastated by Hurricane Katrina. While the amendment was defeated on a party line vote without any debate, we hope that in light of recent events our colleagues will recognize the importance of protecting our most financially vulnerable Americans.

The legislation we plan to introduce will prevent new bankruptcy provisions from having adverse and unintended consequences for the hundreds of thousands now facing financial catastrophe by providing needed flexibility for victims of natural disasters in bankruptcy proceedings.

Our common sense bill will insure that we do not compound a natural disaster with a man made financial disaster. We hope to obtain bipartisan support for expedited consideration of this critical legislation."

(Via Atrios.)

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Somebody Please Make It Stop

I suppose that somebody would be a president, if we had one with a functioning brain and a basic ability to do his job, but since we don't, I guess this kind of mind-numbing rubbish will just go on and on until another white woman has the decency to go missing:

Wolf Blitzer on CNN, just now: "You see that picture [of people stranded on roofs or wading through water] over and over and over again but no matter how many times you see that picture, you simply get chills every time you see these poor individuals ... almost all of them are so poor, and so black..."

Almost all of them are so poor, and so black. Not just kinda black, acceptably black, like Condi, but really just so black.

And by the way, in what world do these people exist that they have what can only be described as the luxury of shock that poor black people are getting the shit end of the motherfucking stick in this country?

(Thanks again to Ms. J.)

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Damn Them All To Hell

So during all the horror with Katrina, Ken Mehlman still has time to work at keeping the money of the rich inside their own goddamn pockets.

I believe they're wallpapering your room in Hell as we speak, Ken.

Edit: Link fixed... sorry about that.

(Chutzpah doesn't begin to cover it cross-post)

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Hastert’s a Fat Pot of Crap

What an incredible asshole:

Asked in an interview with the Daily Herald, a suburban Chicago paper, whether it makes sense to spend billions rebuilding a city that lies below sea level, a reference to New Orleans, Hastert replied, "I don't know. That doesn't make sense to me."

He added it was a question "that certainly we should ask. And, you know, it looks like a lot of that place could be bulldozed."

Hastert expressed sympathy for victims of the hurricane and said "we are going to rebuild this city. We can help replace, we can relieve disaster."

At the same time, he said "we ought to take a second look at it."

"But you know, we build Los Angeles and San Francisco on top of earthquake fissures and they rebuild, too. Stubbornness," he said.
Some total prick has to say some shit like this after every natural disaster, but how many places are there in the United States where there isn’t the risk of one natural disaster or another? Floods or droughts, earthquakes or hurricanes, blizzards or heat waves. In 1990, a tornado a mile and a half wide tore through the Illinois town of Plainfield, leaving 29 people dead and leveling most of the town. Now, I’m not suggesting that what happened in Plainfield is equivalent to the unbelievable nightmare going on in New Orleans right now, but should Plainfield not have been rebuilt?

I don’t know—from everything I’m reading, it sounds to me like much of this could have been prevented with the proper (and fully funded) preparations, which isn’t at all about whether New Orleans lies below sea level and has everything to do with whether the issues brought on by lying below sea level are successfully addressed.

Hopefully Rana can shed some more light on this, since she’s (quite literally) the expert.

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I Kid You Not

Condi is still on vacation:

September 1, 2005 -- SECRETARY of State Condoleeza Rice, here on three days' vacation to shop and see the U.S. Open, hitting some balls with retired champ Monica Seles at the Indoor Tennis Club at Grand Central . . .

I can think of no other word to describe what I'm feeling than aghast.

(Hat tip AMERICAblog.)

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The Venty McVentersons

All I can say is thank the sweet baby jeebus for Paul the Spud, who just called me so we could have a little rant together. I believe my blood pressure is down by 0.00001% now, and considering I'm about two seconds away from exploding into a trillion pieces, every little bit helps. Thanks, Spudsy.

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No, you open YOUR wallet.

Goddamn fucking Hell. The more I read, the more agitated I get.

I'm with Wolcott. FUCK giving Bush a pass on this, FUCK not making it into a political issue, and FUCK not placing blame where blame is due. Bush and his cronies are scumfuck, moneygrubbing, self-centered thugs, and the sooner we're rid of their evil in this country, the better.

I demand to know how much money Bush, Condi, Cheney, Rove and Rummy are donating out of their own pockets to aid the suffering of these people that they put in this situation. Don't you dare fucking ask me to dig into my pockets, Mister Bush, before I know you're digging in pretty fucking deep, rich boy. And Condi, stop buying fucking thousand dollar shoes and give your money to the people that need it, you heartless ass.

I've had it. I've fucking had it. I want these people GONE. I want them punished for their crimes and their arrogance.

And we all know a hit in the pocketbook is one of the worst punishments you can dish out to these bastards.

Pay up, assholes. Your fucking country needs you.

(And for the record, I donated. I don't want a pat on the back; I want the "President" to do the same.)

(Can't remember the last time I was this furious cross-post)

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Shoe-Shopping and Spamalot

Condi's on vacation in New York.

According to Drudge, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has recently enjoyed a little Broadway entertainment. And Page Six reports that she’s also working on her backhand with Monica Seles. So the Gulf Coast has gone all Mad Max, women are being raped in the Superdome, and Rice is enjoying a brief vacation in New York. We wish we were surprised.

What does surprise us: Just moments ago at the Ferragamo on 5th Avenue, Condoleeza Rice was seen spending several thousands of dollars on some nice, new shoes (we’ve confirmed this, so her new heels will surely get coverage from the WaPo’s Robin Givhan). A fellow shopper, unable to fathom the absurdity of Rice’s timing, went up to the Secretary and reportedly shouted, “How dare you shop for shoes while thousands are dying and homeless!” Never one to have her fashion choices questioned, Rice had security PHYSICALLY REMOVE the woman.

Angry Lady, whoever you are, we love you. You are a true American.

Wow. Just...wow.

(Hat tip to the lovely Ms. J at Big Brass Blog.)

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Shakes Gets Bitchy

"It's devastating, it's got to be doubly devastating on the ground."

President Bush, during his flyover of the areas ravaged by Katrina

After reading TBogg’s collection of winger responses to the president’s speech (thanks for the pointer, Spudsy), over the course of which you could see some of them talking themselves into how good it actually was after all, since none of the victims were watching it, anyhow, I’m totally fucking annoyed, because I’m sick of President Stupid’s every mistake being justified by everyone around him. He was a totally compassionless douche during that speech, which even his supporters are admitting, and I don’t think it’s for any other reason than because he’s basically a heartless bastard.

Check out Scottie McClellan’s efforts to make him seem like he gives a drip of shit about what’s going on:
MR. McCLELLAN: Okay, just to update you on the flyover. He was -- you'll have the still photos that will go out from the stills that were up there, you'll have pictures of him. But he was sitting up in the -- on the left side of the plane, the front part there, where the Secret Service detail usually sits, and looking out at all the hurricane damage along the Gulf coast region. He spent about 35 minutes there, in that seat.
Compassion Point #1: Bush spends thirty-five whole minutes with his precious ass in a seat that’s usually occupied by riffraff. And to show how extra compassionate he is, he doesn’t even require Karl Rove to give him his circle-circle-dot-dot cooties shot first.
MR. McCLELLAN: … It started with, as you all saw, with New Orleans. And we can see -- and the President was pointing out some of the different structures within the town, like the Superdome. … The President, when we were passing over that part of New Orleans, said, "It's devastating, it's got to be doubly devastating on the ground." And he pointed out some of the neighborhoods that I just mentioned, and pointed out -- there's a shopping mall, I think it was, we were trying to figure out what it was, and we thought it was a shopping mall that was under a lot of water.
Compassion Point #2: Bush acknowledges that people who may well be turning into radioactive prunes as they wait to be rescued from toxic, rancid, critter-infested water that consumed their entire lives in one big gulp are experiencing as least double the devastation that he is from the cushy comfort of Air Force One.

Compassion Point #3: Bush proves a liar anyone who suggests he hasn’t lifted a finger, by lifting a finger to point at stuff.
MR. McCLELLAN: … The President made a comment saying, it's totally wiped out, when he looked down at this one community, where you can see the homes that were just in pieces. … There was a bridge that had been wiped out. The President pointed out this one church that was still standing, but all the homes around it there were completely wiped out.
Compassion Point #4: Bush looks, comments, and points all at one community. That’s totally, like, triple super-duper compassionism.
Q Scott, can you say if the President requested this fly-over?

MR. McCLELLAN: The President certainly wanted to do it. I think that it had been discussed among the staff with the President, but the President certainly wanted to do it, as long as we weren't going to be disruptive of what was going on in the region.
Compassion Point #5: Bush doesn’t tell his staff to “get stuffed” when the suggestion is made that he maybe ought survey the damage from America’s worst national disaster and take a break from playing “Hail to the Chief” on his fancy new presidential guitar.

Pretty splendid, but even Scottie the Spinmeister couldn’t remotely make President Icyheart Blacksoul look like he actually game a damn about what was going on.

Someone had better give him a bullhorn and a costume hat, quick.

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How to Help

Commenter E. Thompson at Mannion's place left a superb list of contact information for Houston, where many Katrina refugees are headed. Check it out.

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Gorgeous George

Even if you’ve dreamt about money, you’ve probably never dreamt about any of the guys on money, especially not the amazing but decidedly unstudly George Washington, a man who, if the renderings of him available to us are any indication, would only truly appeal to those with a fetish for wigged grumpsters in fancy shortpants. But the original George W.’s is getting a bit of a makeover, thanks to Jeffrey Schwartz, a physical anthropologist at the University of Pittsburgh, who has figured out what Washington would have looked like at 19 and developed a rendering upon which a life-size figure with auburn hair and gray-blue eyes will be based for display at Mount Vernon.


“I may be a founding father, but you can call me Daddy.”

The folks at Mount Vernon are hoping the new George will help Americans see him as he was before he was famous, before Gilbert Stuart painted him, back when he was an "adventurous, athletic, risk-taking, courageous kind of action hero," says Jim Rees, the estate's executive director. Washington was extremely tall for his time (just over 6 feet 2), had a regal bearing and "larger than average hands and feet."
Yowza—you know what that means! Sounds to me like he had more than just a mouth full of wood.

(Actually, in all seriousness, I found the process Schwartz used to backwards age Washington really fascinating, because I’m a nerd about that stuff, which was my intent in recommending the article, but I kind of need some silliness today.)

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Brotherly Love

Check out the amazing rendering of Shakespeare's Sister done by my long-lost brother, Neil Shakespeare, as part of his homage to blogs he loves series. Truly, wickedly cool--and I loves ya right back, doll.

(When you're done, go back to his main page and just scroll down and fall madly in lust, if you haven't already.)

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NY Times Eviscerates Bush

Ouch:

George W. Bush gave one of the worst speeches of his life yesterday, especially given the level of national distress and the need for words of consolation and wisdom. In what seems to be a ritual in this administration, the president appeared a day later than he was needed. He then read an address of a quality more appropriate for an Arbor Day celebration: a long laundry list of pounds of ice, generators and blankets delivered to the stricken Gulf Coast. He advised the public that anybody who wanted to help should send cash, grinned, and promised that everything would work out in the end.

…[N]othing about the president's demeanor yesterday - which seemed casual to the point of carelessness - suggested that he understood the depth of the current crisis.

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It would be some comfort to think that, as Mr. Bush cheerily announced, America "will be a stronger place" for enduring this crisis. Complacency will no longer suffice, especially if experts are right in warning that global warming may increase the intensity of future hurricanes. But since this administration won't acknowledge that global warming exists, the chances of leadership seem minimal.
I heard just an excerpt of this speech on the radio this morning, and I was appalled—even by Bush’s standards, it was just unbelievably bad. Among a string of empty platitudes, he was stumbling to describe what he’d seen in his flyover, and while that’s totally understandable, he was chuckling, perhaps at his own inability to verbalize what he’d seen, but it was still dreadfully inappropriate. And what he could manage to get out was presented as though he was ticking off a list of what he’d seen, with very little emotion. If the rest of his speech was even half as bad as what I heard, the Times isn’t wrong in deeming it one of his worst speeches ever.

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