[Expletive] Bush

This is so not cool, because it was all too likely to happen the other way around before the last election, so I really don’t find it funny, but it’s definitely interesting, mainly because of who the culprit is:

An Air Force Reserve colonel could face criminal charges for allegedly vandalizing cars at Denver International Airport bearing pro-Bush bumper stickers.

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[Lt. Col. Alexis Fecteau, director of operations for reserve forces at the National Security Space Institute in Colorado Springs] is suspected of blacking out the Bush bumper stickers and then spray painting an expletive and the president's name on the vehicles.

Fecteau supervises 11 full-time and 30 part-time reservists at the institute, which is part of the Space Warfare Center at Schriever Air Force Base, said base spokesman Staff Sgt. Donald Branum.
Fecteau turned himself in after getting busted on a hidden camera on a bait car. Allegedly, he’s been doing his little art projects since December. I’m curious as to his motives—is it just general irritation with the president, or specific to the war? Is he completely cracked, or just a frustrated soldier-turned-vandal? I’d love to hear his explanation, but something tells me we’re never gonna. The dude will probably be lucky if he doesn’t end up at Gitmo.

Unless, of course, he was trying to rally support for the president by making his dissenters look like psychos, which is always a possibility, too.

(Hat tip to Shaker Skywind for the pointer.)

[UPDATE: Here’s a story with a little more information.]

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Happy (Belated) Birthday…

…to Mr. Curious and Mickey Mouse.

I’m a total horse’s ass and failed to pay any attention to the date for the past few days and missed two of my closest friend’s birthdays, Mickey Mouse on August 4 and Mr. Curious on August 6.

I love you guys. Happy Birthday late and I’m sorry for being an idiot.

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Raw Story Coverage of Cindy Sheehan

Here, here, and here.

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A Gathering Darkness

Enlightenment is man's leaving his self-caused immaturity. Immaturity is the incapacity to use one's own understanding without the guidance of another. Such immaturity is self-caused if its cause is not lack of intelligence, but by lack of determination and courage to use one's intelligence without being guided by another. The motto of enlightenment is therefore: Sapere aude! Have courage to use your own intelligence!

— Immanuel Kant, in “What Is Enlightenment?”, 1784

Following on the heels of President Bush’s endorsement of intelligent design being taught in science classes, the Heretik, in his Question of the Day, quotes the president saying, “People who don't understand intelligent design are living in the past,” (oh dear) and then asks, “Where will intelligent design take us in the next eon? Are you with us or against us?”

I truly find it difficult, uncomfortable, to contemplate in what direction we may go if science continues to be undermined in such startling fashion by our leaders. Scientific pursuit can comfortably coexist with religion, both within a society and often, strange as it might seem to dedicated atheists or the resolutely faithful, even within the same head—plenty of practicing Christians (and Jews) also believe in evolution. But there is a virulent, and ever-strengthening, strain of dogmatic Dominionism which seeks to undermine science at all costs—and it is to our great misfortune that our current president, and many Republican members of Congress, subscribe (and/or pander) to the beliefs of this dangerous population.

The subversion of science is a scary proposition to be sure, and for a number of reasons, not the least of which is the inevitable lag behind allies (and enemies) who don’t shy away from the technologies of the future. But what troubles me the most is the thought that all this indignant uproar isn’t really just about science; it’s about rational thought. It’s about the death of reason. And whether the GOP leadership in its current incarnation genuinely subscribes to a belief system that favors the death of reason, or cynically endorses it without conviction, it’s useful to them all the same.

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

— Voltaire

Reason, rational thought, objective truth—these are the things from whence sprung secularism and liberalism during the Age of Enlightenment (and, or including, the Age of Reason, depending on one’s definition—in any case, the late 17th and 18th centuries). Oft-associated with important scientific advances, the Age of Enlightenment indeed saw the application of empirical philosophical ideas to science. Physics, chemistry, and biology started to take the form that we recognize now, as Sir Isaac Newton fused axiomatic proof with physical observation to create a coherent system of verifiable predictions. And, in his spare time, he sorted out calculus, integrating algebraic processes with geometric processes, thereby providing the means by which to work out scientific problems.

The Enlightenment was not just the name of this period, however, but also a larger intellectual movement, advocating rationality as the means to both acquire knowledge across many fields, including government, economic principles, and politics, among other, and to establish ethics. The influence of Enlightenment thought can be seen yet today in progressive thought; my oft-repeated mantra of my rights end where yours begin is a simple example of a rational approach to ethics—it’s an immutable ethic imbued with the flexibility of contextual application. (The resistance to the approach can be seen as well; this is precisely from where the erroneous assertion that liberals have a subjective morality comes.) Though the Age of Enlightenment is generally considered to have ended as the Romantic Movement came into favor, so much of modern thought (and so much that we take for granted) originates from the era that is difficult to say, in some way, that it ever truly ended, so long as much of our society remains ordered upon principles derived therein.

And no one knows it better than the crowd that prefers to exist in the Land of Make-Believe. When they take their aim at science, it’s part of a larger goal, so outrageous in scope and tenor as to be inconceivable to most of us—rolling back rationality as the means to both establish ethics and acquire knowledge.

The first part comes as no surprise, of course; that they claim their ethics divinely inspired is an all-too-familiar refrain, even in spite of the irony that the savior for whom their religion is named was fond of teaching with parables, which by their very nature require the application of rational (and independent) thought.

It’s the second part we seem to have trouble getting our collective heads around—and no wonder, as truly contradictory to modern thought (as we know it) that it is. We continually get angry with (and perplexed by) the President, or Ann Coulter, or the Freepers for behaving so irrationally, but they do so because they are irrational, in its quite literal sense. Rationality is explicitly rejected, in favor of divine inspiration. When the President talks about looking into Putin’s eyes and knowing everything he needs to know about him, or listening to his gut, or going on instinct rather than deliberative contemplation, those are nods to the Irrationalists, the fervent believers that knowledge is not acquired by thought.

Membership in the reality-based community, of which we so proudly claim to be part, is utterly meaningless, as reality to them is whatever they believe it to be—generally whatever they are told it is by someone they trust. Bemoaning their mistrust of science is pointless; they will always be mistrustful of science, and will always be glad that there is, as a senior Bush advisor once noted, someone to “create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality -- judiciously, as you will -- we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too.” As distasteful and inexplicable as such behavior is, as counterintuitive to everything we believe to be right, this is their paradigm: knowledge is to be gleaned from its being revealed from a trusted source. That the trusted source is invariably linked to religion (even so tentatively as Bush, who simply announced himself a Christian and showed himself fluent in the Irrationalists’ language) is no coincidence. They trust God above all, and they cannot believe that He or His earthly representatives would lead them astray.

Faith guides them, but it is a weak faith—and understandably so, rooted in wrong-headedness as it is. Everywhere they turn is evidence to the contrary, and their solution is not self-examination. (How could it be? They cannot even trust themselves to discern truth or reality.) Instead, their solution is to eradicate all threats to their fragile faith. Science is only one part of a larger target, just a stepping stone on their determined path of return to the Dark Ages—a time when their faith, so delicate in the modern world, was unassailable, because it’s all there was. A time before the birth of reason.

In answer to The Heretik’s question, I really don’t know where intelligent design will take us in the next eon, but I know where we are now. We’re on the edge of the end of the Age of Enlightenment, and if the Irrationalists aren’t exposed and discredited before their vituperative ideology infects a majority, it could get very dark indeed.

Sapere aude!

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Military Families Speak Out Joins Cindy

Lietta Ruger, mother of 2 Iraq veterans on their second deployments, member of MFSO, and author of the blog Dying to Preserve the Lies is flying out to camp with Cindy Sheehan. She’s going to try to send dispatches, so I’ll keep you posted…

Also, MFSO reports in a press release this morning:

More members of Gold Star Families for Peace (GSFP) and Military Families Speak Out (MFSO) are traveling to Texas to join the protest outside of President Bush’s ranch in Crawford, Texas, where he is vacationing for the month of August.

Starting today, Gold Star families from Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Arkansas and other states whose loved ones have died as a result of the war in Iraq will be joining one of their members, Cindy Sheehan, at the protest. Ms. Sheehan, whose son Army Specialist Casey Sheehan was killed in Sadr City, Iraq on April 4, 2004, has been in Crawford since August 5th, demanding a meeting with the President. These families will be joined by military families with loved ones currently serving in Iraq or about to deploy or redeploy to Iraq. All of these families are coming to Crawford, Texas to share their stories about the personal costs of the war in Iraq and add their voices to the call for a meeting with President Bush.
A decent man would face these people. A decent man would know that the least he can give them in exchange for their loved ones’ lives is to bear witness to their pain.

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Happy Blogiversary...

...to Blogenlust. John consistently writes one of the best blogs around. If you're not reading Blogenlust, there's no time to start like the present! Thanks for all your fine work, J. And congratulations!

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Question of the Day

Per D.’s post below (and, more specifically, the associated comments thread), what object or place would you name after George Bush to best exemplify your feelings about him? The George W. Bush Correctional Facility for the Criminally Insane? The George W. Bush Polished Turd? The George W. Bush Tube Sock of Spooge? What’ll it be?

I think I’d have to go with the George W. Bush Line of Lipstick for Pigs. Fancy!

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In Defense of Spewing Bullshit

For a moment, I thought Me4Pres, in his ongoing quest for the White House, might have taken a misstep when I heard he intended to defend Bob “Used Condom* of Liberty” Novak’s batshit meltdown on CNN. But then I read his defense, and I have to say, I agree with him. Further evidence he deserves to be pres:

I know that this is not a site where you would think you would see any type of defense of Robert Novak, but I am as bipartisan and fair as President Bush is. I am not going to defend the idiocy and propaganda in his writing or his actions in the Plame case, just his cursing and walking off the set.

That is the political debate that I long for. I want the Lincoln-Douglas debates with shits and fucks thrown in. I would have liked to see Al Gore respond, "that is fucking bullshit" when Bush was talking about fuzzy math. Then followed up with "the only thing fuzzy is your memory of math because of all the fucking blow." We could put debates on PPV and pay off the deficit with that shit...
Well said, my friend.

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* Remember, douchebags have a purpose.

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Hmm…

Brad Plumer has an interesting thought on the anti-gay parenting crusade, and how it relates to the battle over gay marriage, at MoJo blog:

In this month's Reason, Julian Sanchez tracks the ongoing battle over gay parenting. One quote, I think, nicely captures the bizarreness of the anti-gay-adoption position: "many policies don’t prevent gay couples from raising children; they just make life more difficult for gay parents and their children." Indeed, barring serious intrusions by the state into the American household—intrusions that no doubt the James Dobson crowd is mulling over right this very second—it's virtually impossible to prevent gay couples from raising children. So the net effect of the crusade against gay marriage will be that gay couples end up raising kids out of wedlock, and many will become, as Jonathan Rauch once put it, "walking billboards for the joys of co-habitation." Now this is just a guess, but it seems that that trend will end up undermining the "institution of marriage" far more than equality for all couples ever would.
I’m wondering if reframing the marriage debate into a movement that seeks “Family Equality” would be more difficult for the rightwing to counter. It also seems like something the ball-less Dems might even be able to endorse without looking slightly nauseous, which is more than they can do on the subject of gay marriage. It doesn’t subvert or deny the need for marriage equality, but instead broadens the subject to include parenting rights, which remains more controversial among the larger population. And yet, while encompassing both marriage and parenting rights, Family Equality sounds more red state-friendly than either alone.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking, “Come on, Shakespeare’s Sister. A new phrase doesn’t change the underlying principles.” This is true. And yet back when Intelligent Design was called Creationism, there was almost zero support for teaching it in classrooms, and not much more when it was called Creation Science. Intelligent Design, though…well, that’s a different story—and the underlying principle is still the same.

I’m just saying…

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Kiwi Controversy

NZ City of New Zealand is reeporting that a decision is to be made today whether a billboard advertisement for Hell Pizza, which calls Bush an “evil bastard” is appropriate. (Hat tip Raw Story.)


The 666 and glowing red eyes are not part of the original ad,
but were added later by creative passers-by, I guess.

The Hell Pizza billboards have been erected around Auckland and Wellington. Half of the poster is taken up with a photo of the president and the other half has the phrase 'Hell: Too Good For Some Evil Bastards.'

Outdoor Advertising New Zealand is reviewing who is behind the boards and whether the Advertising Standards Authority needs to become involved.

Hell's media manager, Matthew Blomfield, says they expected to cause a bit of a stir. He says it is meant to provoke discussion and be a little edgy, instead of bland, boring advertising.

Mr Blomfield is hoping reaction will be balanced between those who find it funny and those who are upset by it.
I don’t have an aesthetic or acceptability problem with it—and not just because it’s Bush; if they used a picture of me, I’d feel the same, although I’d question the wisdom of using my ugly mug—but from a legal standpoint, I don’t think you can just use anyone’s image in an advertisement without their consent, even if it’s quite clear they’re not meant to be endorsing the product. So it probably ought to come down.

Still, considering they’ll get more mileage out of the controversy than any ads alone could have generated, it was a very clever marketing scheme.

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RIP Peter Jennings

He'll definitely be missed.

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Yeesh

Michael Isikoff in Newsweek:

The departure this week of Deputy Attorney General James Comey, who has accepted the post of general counsel at Lockheed Martin, leaves a question mark in the probe into who leaked the identity of CIA operative Valerie Plame. Comey was the only official overseeing special counsel Patrick Fitzgerald's leak investigation. With Attorney General Alberto Gonzales recused, department officials say they are still trying to resolve whom Fitzgerald will now report to. Associate Attorney General Robert McCallum is "likely" to be named as acting deputy A.G., a DOJ official who asked not to be identified because of the sensitivity of the matter tells NEWSWEEK. But McCallum may be seen as having his own conflicts: he is an old friend of President Bush's and a member of his Skull and Bones class at Yale. One question: how much authority Comey's successor will have over Fitzgerald. When Comey appointed Fitzgerald in 2003, the deputy granted him extraordinary powers to act however he saw fit—but noted he still had the right to revoke Fitzgerald's authority. The questions are pertinent because lawyers close to the case believe the probe is in its final stages…
Oh, wouldn’t that be just swell if Fitzgerald gets tripped on the one yard line?

I wonder how Comey came to be offered the job by Lockheed Martin, the world’s top military contractor and lobbyist for the Help America Vote Act, signed by Bush in 2002, the intent of which was to establish a program to replace punch card voting systems? Hmm. I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that Bush and Lockheed Martin CEO Vance Coffman are personal friends. And I’m sure it’s just a coincidence that both Dick and Lynne Cheney used to be on their payroll, with Lynne serving on their board of directors from 1994 to 2001, and that their daughter Elizabeth is married to Philip J. Perry, a Lockheed Martin Corp. lobbyist who was nominated by Bush earlier this year to be general counsel of the Department of Homeland Security. Kind of startling coincidences, sure, but I can’t imagine the president, or the vice president, of the United States being such a wanton dick as to actually ask a corporate associate to make a job offer to someone who’s in charge of an ongoing investigation that inevitably keeps leading investigators back to the White House doorsteps. I mean, that would just be slimy, just unbelievably inappropriate, and I simply can’t believe that the leaders of our country would behave like that, can you?

Maybe, just maybe, they’d consider it…if they thought they could get away with it scot-free, but for that to happen, the Congress would have to be taken over by men and women who care more about their careers than their country, and the entire national media would have to fall asleep on the job, and the American people would have to not care at all that they’re being led to ruin by criminal miscreants. And I just can’t imagine even one of those things happening, no less all three. Can you?

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Blame Clinton!

All right, I think it’s pretty obvious by this point that I’m no huge fan of the Clintons. I don’t despise them or anything, but I certainly don’t lionize Bill (I loathed the Defense of Marriage Act and Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, and I thought he was a skunk for advising Kerry to throw gays to the wolves during the last election), nor a supporter of Hillary’s 2008 run (seriously—two families running the country for at least 24 consecutive years is ludicrous).

That said, I find very little for which to lay blame at their feet and am constantly amused at the lengths the Right will go to blame Bill for, truly, just about anything:

Why did Rafael Palmerio take steroids? It’s Bill Clinton’s fault!

Emmett Tyrrell, editor of the right-wing American Spectator, explains:

President Bill Clinton executed his presidential tasks exuberantly day in and day out while retaining subpoenaed documents from prosecutors, coaching witnesses to deceive and lying brazenly to his staff and the public. He compartmentalized, and to this day, there are public figures who admire his sang-froid…

Palmeiro is one of Clinton’s finest students. Under oath before a Congressional Committee on March 17, he declared: “I have never used steroids. Period. I do not know how to say it more clearly than that. Never.” He too glared and pointed his finger emphatically. Now that he is suspended after that failed test, he argues with Clintonian indefatigability: “I have never intentionally used steroids. Never. Ever. Period.”


It’s odd that Tyrrell tries to connect Palmeiro to Clinton. After all, Palmeiro and his wife gave George W. Bush $8,000 for his 2004 campaign. And it’s Bush, who, even after Palmerio tested positive, still believes Palmerio never took steriods.
Right. I’m sure a professional athlete who used illegal substances to enhance his abilities, which I believe is commonly called cheating, would never have had the inclination to lie until that dirty old Bill Clinton came along. Give me a break. Clinton may have been a liar, but he didn’t invent it.

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Stories Worth a Read

Rich Liberals Vow to Fund Think Tanks: “At least 80 wealthy liberals have pledged to contribute $1 million or more apiece to fund a network of think tanks and advocacy groups to compete with the potent conservative infrastructure built up over the past three decades.”

Why Robert Novak Stormed Off the Set: Jay Rosen calls bullshit on Novak’s, err, calling bullshit. Rosen’s, however, is genuine, while Novak’s probably wasn’t.

9/11 Group Says White House Has Not Provided Files: “The White House has failed to turn over any of the information requested by the 10 members of the disbanded Sept. 11 commission in their renewed, unofficial investigation into whether the government is doing enough to prevent terrorist attacks on American soil, commission members said. The members said that the Bush administration's lack of cooperation was hindering a project that was otherwise nearly complete.”

Clueless Condi: “Although trained as a foreign policy realist who has argued the U.S. should act based on a cold calculus of national interest, rather than to advance ideological goals, Rice has more recently embraced Bush's gauzy belief that pursuing the ambitious aim of bringing political reform to the Arab world represents the best possible salve against the threat of Islamic terrorism. … [T]he biggest question facing the country's top diplomat is not so much whether she can spread the Bush doctrine but whether she can save it.”

Soldier Just Back From Iraq Kills Wife, Self: Yet another compelling argument for nationalized healthcare—he joined the army when his wife became pregnant because it guaranteed them health insurance.

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August 6

Today is the fourth anniversary of the presidential briefing entitled “Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US,” which was ignored by the president while on vacation in Crawford, Texas. Part of me wants to write a really angry post about the bitter irony of his being on a “working vacation” in Crawford yet again on this dark anniversary, but instead, I’m going to direct you to The Heretik, who has written something truly beautiful.

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Tough Guys

A new study has found that men who are insecure about their masculinity are more inclined to support war, buy an SUV, and be homophobic.

Cornell University researcher Robb Willer used a survey to sample undergraduates. Participants were randomly assigned feedback that indicated their responses were either masculine of feminine. The women had no discernable reaction to either type of feedback in a follow-up survey. But the guys's reactions were "strongly affected," Willer said today. "I found that if you made men more insecure about their masculinity, they displayed more homophobic attitudes, tended to support the Iraq war more and would be more willing to purchase an SUV over another type of vehicle," said Willer said. "There were no increases [in desire] for other types of cars." Those who had their masculinity threatened also said they felt more ashamed, guilty, upset and hostile than those whose masculinity was confirmed, he said.
Aside from the obvious duh factor here, it’s telling to see how masculinity is defined by our culture. Clearly, there are associations with strength, but it’s a very particular kind of strength, isn’t it? Sheer brawn, really. And yet the kind of strength which informs one’s character, what might be described as emotional strength, doesn’t seem to play much of a role at all in many men’s own definitions of masculinity—the kind of strength that means walking away from a fight, or being conscientious, or showing empathy.

The kind of strength someone usually means when they say, “She’s a strong woman.”

I know plenty of men who are strong like this, too. One of them happens to be my husband, and while the fact that he can move a couch by himself is handy, it’s hardly the reason I married him.

The greatest irony in brawny fellows ratcheting up the homophobia as a show of strength is that some of the strongest men I know are gay men. In spite of a lifetime spent serving as the foil for brute’s displays of manliness, even those of my gay friends who could bench press an ox have cultivated a compassion and resiliency that can’t be measured in pounds or enemy kills or miles to the gallon. And while many of the physical attributes of masculine strength will pass with time and age, and aging men who support a war they would never have fought themselves begin to appear silly, that compassion and resiliency will not fade.

(Hat tip to The Green Knight.)

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The Constantly Blurring Line Separating Church and State

A couple days ago, USA Today ran an article headlined Shaping politics from pulpits, which examined how conservative churches are becoming increasingly active in partisan politics.

Pastor Russell Johnson paces across the broad stage as he decries the "secular jihadists" who have "hijacked" America, accuses the public schools of neglecting to teach that Hitler was "an avid evolutionist" and links abortion to children who murder their parents.

"It's time for the church to get a spinal column" and push the "seculars and the jihadists ... into the dust bin of history," the guest preacher tells a congregation that fills the sanctuary at First Christian Church of Canton.

That is his mission. Johnson leads the Ohio Restoration Project, an emergent network of nearly 1,000 "Patriot Pastors" from conservative churches across the state. Each has pledged to register 300 "values voters," adding hundreds of thousands of like-minded citizens to the electorate who "would be salt and light for America."

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Evangelical Christian leaders nationwide have been emboldened by their role in re-electing President Bush and galvanized by their success in campaigning for constitutional amendments to ban same-sex marriage, passed in 18 states so far.

Now some are organizing to build on last year's successes. They want to solidify their role in setting the political agenda and electing sympathetic public officials.

I encourage you to read the entire article; it provides a series of examples of the rise of Dominionism across the country. Additionally, the Tucson Citizen reported yesterday that the Phoenix diocese has banned politicians who support a woman’s right to chose and/or gay rights from speaking at Catholic churches.

Now here’s my opinion: I don’t care. That’s right. I don’t give two flips if churches want to be politically active. What I do care about is their tax exempt status, which is predicated in part upon their not being politically active, and should be revoked as soon as they are. Period. That they are being given the latitude to have it both ways is ridiculous, and further evidence that the GOP has no compunction against leaving unenforced any law or statute as long as it’s to their benefit.

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Sister, I’m a poet.

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Friday Night Name That Movie

Name all 10 films—and see if you can figure out what the connection between all of them is. This one really stretched my brain to the hilt, and I had to use IMDb to get the exact wording on two quotes. No cheating now! :-)

1. My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men's room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell.

2. No two bloodsuckers go the same way. Some yell and scream, some go quietly, some explode, some implode, but all will try to take you with them.

3. Seeing a man die isn't enough for you, you gotta be close enough to smell his nuts cook?

4. They're called boobs, Ed.

5. I was just thinking what an interesting concept it is to eliminate the writer from the artistic process. If we could just get rid of these actors and directors…maybe we've got something here.

6. I'm ready to quit this dump, I really am. Ray won't let me wear my glasses on stage, then Ian gets pissed because I can't do any of the tricks—I mean. I'm only legally blind. I could understand if I wanted to wear my glasses on my tits, but nobody in this dump is looking at my face anyway.

7. Do you mind if I name my first child after you? "Dipshit Knight" has a nice ring to it.

8. We got a rockin’ rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground.

9. There's only two syllables in this whole wide world worth hearing—pussy. Are you listening to me, son? I'm giving ya pearls here.

10. Let me tell you something, my friend. Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.

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