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Crooks and Liars has got the video of The Daily Show on Novak’s apeshittery meltdown yesterday.
Is it wrong that I think Jon Stewart should find a reason to rub his nipples on every show?
From the article to which Paul links, below:
"He's a man of character," said Cheryl Cheyney, a school bus driver from Cumming, Ga., and a Republican. "He's very honest in the things he says. I agree with his belief system, the way he believes in God and is not afraid to show it. That's very important to me."This is what will always irritate me about conservative Christians who adore Bush. They genuinely don’t seem to care that he constantly behaves in unchristian ways. They genuinely don’t seem to care that he doesn’t even attend church regularly. Their biggest concern seems to be that he “isn’t afraid to show” that he believes in God, which isn’t even an honest claim; he isn’t afraid to say he believes in God. He, in reality, does precious little to show it.

President Bush lamented the deaths of 14 Marines in Iraq calling the deadly attack a 'grim reminder' America is still at war, as he addressed the American Legislative Exchange Council meeting in Grapevine, Texas, near Dallas, Wednesday, Aug. 3, 2005.
Yeah. He looks alllll broken up about that.
I'm amazed he was able to take a little time away from the five week vacation he "earned."
Bush: U.S. to Stay in Iraq Despite Deaths
Bush, if anything, has at least proven that ghosts cannot exist. Otherwise, he wouldn't be getting a wink of sleep at night, what with all the groaning, dishes being thrown around, and evil clown dolls under his bed.
The president, facing a grim and growing death toll, also said new threats of even more violence from al-Qaida's second-in-command would not intimidate the United States into retreat.
At the same time Thursday, the U.S. military announced in Iraq that four more service members had been killed in action but also insisted American troops were making progress against insurgents.
"We will stay the course, we will complete the job in Iraq," Bush said in Texas as a videotape by Ayman al-Zawahri, al-Qaida's No.2, was broadcast around the world.
"They're terrorists and they're killers and they will kill innocent people ... so they can impose their dark vision on the world," Bush said as he stood alongside Colombian President Alvaro Uribe who was visiting at Bush's ranch in Texas.
Bush said if terrorists think they can prevail in the Middle East, "they must not have understood the nature of our country. ... As I have told the American people, people like Zawahri have an ideology that is dark, dim, backwards."
I love Tammy Faye Messner.
You might remember her better as Tammy Faye Bakker, the mascara-laden wife of erstwhile televangelist Jimmy Bakker, who made Tammy Faye cry, famously, when he was caught with his pants down and his hand in the cookie jar.


Bakker told the teens it is appalling that gay teens are twice as likely to commit suicide as heterosexual youths.
''When I read that, my heart almost broke,'' she said, adding that a 19-year-old relative committed suicide just recently. ''Suicide is not the way out,'' said Bakker. ''Life is precious, and you want to live, live, live.''
She said she has drawn on the hardships and criticism she has faced in the past, from battling cancer to fighting critics' questions about her makeup and intelligence. And, she offered this advice: ''Not everyone is going to like you, not everyone is going to agree with you ... but always remember, no matter what, you have a right to be you,'' she said. ''Your `I will' is more important than your IQ.''
In recent years, Tammy Faye has been the subject of a great documentary, The Eyes of Tammy Faye, chronicling her rise and fall as a televangelist with then-husband Jim Bakker, a season of The Surreal Life (which I didn’t watch), and a very recent documentary, Tammy Faye: Death Defying, which premiered on WE: Women’s Entertainment on July 25 and followed her battle with inoperable, stage 4 cancer—a project she signed onto because, "I felt with cancer and AIDS and these debilitating diseases, we could maybe show the inside (of the experience) and make it a little less frightening." She went into remission, but has now announced she’s battling the cancer once again, for the third time.
The Green Lantern, who should have been added long ago.
Pulp Friction—be prepared for sass.
Fuck Karl Rove, the name of which speaks for itself. And it’s authored by a former Republican (yowza!), who’s currently drunk in Mexico, lucky sod.
Yep, Another Goddamed Blog, who expertly takes on Santorum here, and makes a rather compelling case why he ought to be voted back in.
(Two blogs with cussin’ in their very titles! Boy, we lefties are getting frisky.)
Grumpy Old Man, who is really quite grumpy indeed, making his blog a fun read for the rest of we grumpsters.
Recidivist Journals. Go read anything. It’s all good.
So far, I seem to be the only one--imagine that--questioning the intelligence at the core of this pseudo-scientific theory.To prove his point, he’s got an entire list of items that he believes no intelligent designer would have, well, designed, including: Tom DeLay, talk radio, chicken fries, Catwoman, oversize foam fingers, swine flu, amateur porn, and t-ball, among others. He’s also soliciting your contributions.
The world’s first smokeless and tobacco-free cigarette (unless you count the candy kind, I guess) is set to go on sale early next year:
Swissmedic, the Swiss Agency for Therapeutic Products, has decided the NicStic is not a medicinal product and has cleared the path for its commercial production.Yeah, except annoying people around you who aren’t smokers and probably saving you from high blood pressure, emphysema, and lung cancer. I admit I’m a totally pathetic, weak-willed loser who can’t give up my cigarettes, but I’ll bet I could substitute the NicStic for them.
Monique Helfer of Swissmedic said: "If we had classified the NicStic as medication, the manufacturer would have had to apply to have it covered by health insurance and therefore it would have required the approval of the Federal Health Office and taken a lot longer to get to the public."
Instead the Swiss invention aimed at smokers who enjoy smoking regardless of growing condemnation of the habit should soon be available for the same cost as normal cigarettes.
The smokeless and tobacco-free cigarette uses a rechargeable heating coil in a plastic cigarette-sized stick to dispense nicotine without smoke.
NicStic's inventors say their invention will allow smokers to "light-up" without annoying others with passive smoke and therefore avoid the increasing smoking bans in public places.
The company promises that dragging on it releases "a similar taste" to cigarettes without the health issues from tar, arsenic, cadmium and formaldehyde that a normal cigarette contains.
But Janine Messerli from the Swiss Institute for Alcohol and Drug Prevention is critical of NicStic and the Swissmedic decision: "Nicotine is what makes smoking addictive, and so this product changes nothing."
Rarely is the question asked: Is our monkeys learning?
In response to yesterday's post on the doggy cloning, Devo, that silly little monkey, had this to say:
This is most certainly a huge story, it seems. Though I would like a little clarification on exactly what the phrase "creating a reliable research model" means. I mean, how is the process updated, different, or better than the process they used to create Dolly? Are they going to research Snuppy? How will the results of this research be different from the results of whatever research they did on Dolly?
I'm confused. And no good at science or math. So anyone who can explain will have to do so in short sentences and two-syllable words. Oh, and pictures, if you can. Preferrably with pirates and monkeys. Thanks!
OK, Devo, I'll give it a shot...
Imagine that there are a bunch of pirates who want to take over an island and rebuild it into a pirate paradise. The island is in bad shape, and needs some major structural repairs. Now, the pirates could do it themselves, but they'd rather be drinking grog and screwing wenches.
So, they decide to train a bunch of monkeys to do the hard work for them. The first few monkeys they train just fling poop at the island, and don't build anything. This is a problem for the pirates, as they have to drink their grog and screw their wenches outside on the beach. While the view is beautiful, sand is getting everywhere.
So the pirates buckle down and focus on creating a training program for the monkeys, so they can pump out trained primates capable of putting up drywall, or laying a foundation, or installing a toilet. Finally they do, and it leads to comfort and long life for all the pirates.
Now, replace 'pirates' with 'South Korean researchers', 'monkeys' with 'specially cloned organs', and the island with the human body. It still won't make sense, but at least it'll sound more science-y.
While discussing (coincidentally) Katherine Harris’ make-up woes and her Senate run, Robert Novak got into a bit of a verbal spar with James Carville on CNN and, for reasons that aren’t entirely clear, declared it was “bullshit” and walked off the set, ripping off his microphone. All on live TV.
Crooks and Liars (bless them) has the video.
(Hat tip BradBlog.)
UPDATE: Think Progress reports the post script from the host:
Thanks, James Carville. And I’m sorry as well that Bob Novak left the set a little early. I had told him in advance that we were going to ask about the CIA leak case, he was not here for me to be able to ask him about that. Hopefully, we’ll be able to ask him about that in the future.Also, via Atrios, MediaBistro says:
"Bob Novak's behavior on CNN today was inexcusable and unacceptable. Mr. Novak has apologized to CNN, and CNN apologizes to its viewers for his language and actions. We've asked Mr. Novak to take some time off," a CNN spokeswoman told us.It's kinda cool how outing a CIA operative in a column doesn't lose him his job, but saying "bullshit" on the air gets him a nice vacation. Maybe he can go help the pres clear some brush for a few weeks.
Scott’s got a good post up at Big Brass Blog connecting religious extremism with a lack of faith. It’s a really interesting thought. Check it out.
Oddjob, by way of BlondeSense’s Pissed Off Patricia, points us to this article, in which GOP hack Katherine Harris whines that the media was to blame for her reputation as a fashion victim, not her own dubious cosmetics skillz.
“I'm actually very sensitive about those things, and it's personally painful,'' Harris said when host Sean Hannity asked about her image problems from 2000.
“But they're outrageously false, No. 1, and No. 2, you know, whenever they made fun of my makeup, it was because the newspapers colorized my photograph,'' Harris said.
She didn't explain what she meant by “colorized.''
Asked Tuesday to point to an altered photograph, Harris and her staff could not.
Her response to the question, said spokesman Adam Goodman, was, “I haven't worn blue eye shadow since the seventh grade when I was in the Girl Scouts.'' She didn't name a newspaper that showed blue eye shadow.

“Manipulating an image in any form is not allowed'' by The Associated Press, which distributes photos to newspapers nationwide, said David Ake, AP national deputy photography director. “We're pretty adamant about that. We have terminated people for it.''I agree with that last bit; woman do get criticized for style- and appearance-related issues way more than men, and, in fact, I can’t even imagine a woman who was as overweight as Denny Hastert getting elected, even if she was evidently capable of single-handedly solving the culture war that plagues us, which is truly shameful. So I won’t hold it against Harris that she was upset by such personal criticisms, but I have no compunction whatsoever against mocking her pathetic attempt to blame the media.
Ake was AP photo editor in Florida during the 2000 recount, “and I can tell you we did no manipulation whatever,'' he said.
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Even some feminists who oppose Harris said she was the victim of a double standard.
“She got the criticism anybody in a political hot spot would get, but what she also got, what women get, is more attention to the things that are different from men,'' said Marie Wilson, of the White House Project, an organization that seeks to advance women in politics.
Welcome to Bizarro World:
A leading Republican senator allied with the religious right differed on Thursday with President Bush's support for teaching an alternative to the theory of evolution known as "intelligent design."
Republican Sen. Rick Santorum, a possible 2008 presidential contender who faces a tough re-election fight next year in Pennsylvania, said intelligent design, which is backed by many religious conservatives, lacked scientific credibility and should not be taught in science classes.
Bush told reporters from Texas on Monday that "both sides" in the debate over intelligent design and evolution should be taught in schools "so people can understand what the debate is about."
"I think I would probably tailor that a little more than what the president has suggested," Santorum, the third-ranking Republican member of the U.S. Senate, told National Public Radio. "I'm not comfortable with intelligent design being taught in the science classroom."
Okay, he still wants ID taught in schools, with which I strongly disagree for various reasons, but still, those comments came very close to sounding...reasonable.
I would write some commentary on this, but I have to locate my jaw, which is somewhere on the floor, and my splash some cold water on my face before I pass out.
Baseball slugger, professional moustache model, and imbiber of illegal substances Rafael Palmeiro failed a drug test this week, testing positive for the powerful steroid stanozolol, after testifying to Congress in March that he had “never used steroids. Period." President Bush has signaled his support of his good pal Palmeiro by noting, "He's the kind of person that's going to stand up in front of the klieg lights and say he didn't use steroids, and I believe him. Still do," demonstrating both his renowned support of compulsive liars and his unwavering contempt for science. Congress, however, has other ideas about Palmeiro, who has invoked the now-familiar “didn’t do it knowingly” defense:
With the player's consent, Rep. Tom Davis, R-Va., chairman of the House Government Reform Committee, and the committee's ranking Democrat, Rep. Henry Waxman of California, asked Major League Baseball on Wednesday to turn over information about the failed drug test that resulted in a 10-day suspension for Palmeiro this week.Frankly, Mr. Davis, I thought you kind of looked like idiots for getting involved in this whole steroids thing in the first place. To continue to pursue it, based on the fact that some dude lied to you, which ought to have been widely expected considering he’s got a career and a record to protect, in spite of the fact that the President lied to Congress to take the nation to war, doesn’t make you look like idiots so much as useless fucking tools. Quit jacking around with baseball players and pay attention to something that makes a difference in the lives of the American people—like holding accountable the man responsible for the unnecessary deaths of almost 2,000 soldiers and a debt the size of Jupiter!
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"As a practical matter, perjury referrals are uncommon," Davis told The Associated Press. "Prosecutions are rare. But this is a high-profile case, so I think it will get an honest look-see. I don't think anyone can avoid it.
"If we did nothing," he added, "I think we'd look like idiots, don't you?"
Yes, you read that headline right.
Breathe that in for a moment.
For the first time ever, a new poll by Pew Research finds that 53% of Americans would permit gays and lesbians to enter into legal arrangements that would give them many of the same rights as married couples. What might be even more stunning is that 35 percent said they favor gay marriage. As Pam notes:
That's right, the majority [of] American people are coming around to the fact that civil equality for gays and lesbians is not going to destroy the nation, their marriages, or their families.Things will no doubt get worse before they get better; this is sure to throw the Dominionists into quite a lather, and whenever that happens, you know it’s going to get ugly. The vitriol will be unbearable. We may well see a rise in anti-gay attacks, too. But if we do, bear this in mind: when a majority of the population finally supports a marginalized community, violence or threats against the community tend to solidify support, not undermine it. Any outrageous behavior will only serve to discredit anti-gay thugs in the eyes of those Americans who are just starting to wake up to the fact that gays deserve equal rights—in no small part because condemning such attitudes often helps people disassociate themselves from their own former ignorance of and/or hostility to the issues of the oppressed.
I have very mixed feeling about SCOTUS nominee John Roberts. Part of it isn’t really about him at all; it’s about the fact that I’m not sure whether we could ever expect to get anyone better (from our perspective) out of a Bush nomination. That doesn’t mean I think we should resign ourselves to his appointment, and not fight tooth and nail against him if he deserves it…but taking into consideration the nature of any nominee Bush gives us, whether he does deserves it is, at least for me, kind of a tough call.
So that’s why I’ve been pretty quiet on Roberts. I’ve just been reading what I can about him, and trying to get my head around who he is. Today, there’s an interesting article about him in The Seattle Times (pulled from the LA Times) that doesn’t really help make up my mind about him one way or another, but might at least justify my decision to withhold final judgment for a bit:
Supreme Court nominee John Roberts worked behind the scenes for a coalition of gay-rights activists, and his legal expertise helped them persuade the Supreme Court to issue a landmark 1996 ruling protecting people against discrimination because of their sexual orientation.I don’t post this to suggest that Roberts is gay-friendly; I don’t think that he is. But perhaps he’s more fair than I originally suspected.
Then a lawyer specializing in appellate work, the conservative Roberts helped represent the gay activists as part of his law firm's pro bono work. While he did not write the legal briefs or argue the case before the Supreme Court, he was instrumental in reviewing the filings and preparing oral arguments, according to several lawyers involved in the case.
The coalition won its case, 6-3, in what gay activists described at the time as the movement's most important legal victory. The three dissenting justices were those to whom Roberts is frequently likened for their conservative ideology: Chief Justice William Rehnquist and Justices Antonin Scalia and Clarence Thomas.
Roberts' work on behalf of gay activists, whose cause is anathema to many conservatives, appears to illustrate his allegiance to the credo of the legal profession: to zealously represent the interests of the client, whoever it might be.
There is no other record of Roberts being involved in gay-rights cases that would suggest his position on such issues. He has stressed, however, that a client's views are not necessarily shared by the lawyer who argues on his or her behalf.
The lawyer who asked for his help on the case, Walter Smith Jr., then head of the pro bono department at Hogan & Hartson, said Roberts didn't hesitate. "He said, 'Let's do it.' And it's illustrative of his open-mindedness, his fair-mindedness. He did a brilliant job," Smith said.
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[Jean Dubofsky, lead attorney on the case] said Roberts helped her form the argument that the initiative was illegal because it violated the "equal-protections" clause of the Constitution.
South Korean Stem Cell Pioneer Clones Dog
SEOUL, South Korea - Pioneer South Korean stem cell researcher Hwang Woo-suk and his research colleagues have succeeded in cloning a dog, a global first that extends the remarkable string of laboratory successes by the Seoul National University professor.
Last year, Hwang's team created the world's first cloned human embryos. They followed that in May by creating the first embryonic stem cells that genetically match injured or sick patients.
Now, they've come up with Snuppy, an Afghan hound, now 14 weeks old, that Hwang's research colleague, Gerald Schatten of the University of Pittsburgh School of Medicine, called "a frisky, healthy, normal, rambunctious puppy."
The goal of Hwang and his team, who reported their achievement Wednesday in the journal Nature, isn't to reproduce lovable pooches but to find ways to eventually help treat human diseases by creating a reliable research model.
Monkeys are the closest model to humans and they are crucial to medical research, but Hwang told reporters Wednesday that cloning a monkey "is technically impossible at the moment."
On the prisoners at Gitmo:
I don’t give them any protection. I don’t feel sorry for them. In fact, I probably would have ordered their execution if I had the power…
Crooks and Liars has the video.
Man, I hate that guy.
(P.S. Of the more than 500 foreign detainees held at the prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, only four have been accused of any crime.)
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