Save them Little Zygotes

Two Bills concentrating on Stem Cell Research are heading into the house today. Godspeed, little Bills.

WASHINGTON - Two bills that would loosen restrictions on federal funding for stem cell research take center stage Tuesday in the House, with disease victims pleading for help and President Bush vowing to veto legislation he says would let science destroy life to save life.

"This is not an easy vote for many Republicans ... and some Democrats, too, because you have pro-life and other arguments," said the sponsor of the more controversial bill, Rep. Mike Castle, R-Del. "There's a lot of tide against them voting for it."


No, there isn't. There is a minority group of religious zealots against them voting for it. But that group has deep pockets. Let's call a spade a spade. And what "other arguments" are there? Seriously? The only argument I've ever heard against Stem Cell research is "save the bebbehs." And as Digby showed us yesterday, the whole Save Lives argument is rather skewed. (Notice they've dropped that ridiculous "human cloning" angle.)

The debate is opening with emotional appeals from survivors of disease who credit stem cell science with saving their lives. The discussion will close before the vote with a message from Majority Leader Tom DeLay of Texas. Known for enforcing discipline on Republican ranks, Delay — like Bush — is opposed to the bill by Castle and Diana DeGette, D-Colo.

The Castle-DeGette bill would lift Bush's 2001 ban on new federally funded research on embryonic stem cells, a process that requires the destruction of human embryos.

Another bill sponsored by Reps. Chris Smith, R-N.J., and Artur Davis, D-Ala., has wide bipartisan support and backing from Bush. It would provide $79 million in federal money to increase the amount of umbilical cord blood for stem cell research and treatment and establish a national database for patients looking for matches.

Many lawmakers said they planned to vote for both stem cell research bills Tuesday.

Decrying science that destroys life to prolong other life, Bush last week promised to veto the Castle-DeGette bill, and some lawmakers were taking note.

The sponsors, who have been counting votes for weeks, predicted the bill would garner the 218 votes needed for passage but fall short of the 290 votes needed to sustain a veto.

The votes of about 20 members of both parties still were up for grabs, Castle said.

Driving the debate over these bills is deep emotion behind the promise — disputed in some camps — that stem cell research could provide treatment and perhaps cures for diseases as diverse as Parkinson's, Alzheimer's and childhood diabetes.

Leading up to the floor action, supporters and opponents of the legislation gathered people with personal experience with stem cell research to tell their stories.

"As you consider the funding options for stem cell research, please remember me," Keone Penn, 18, said at a Capitol Hill news conference. He said he had been stricken with childhood sickle cell anemia and cured after a transplant from umbilical cord blood.

Penn, of Atlanta, said sickle cell anemia caused a stroke when he was 5. Treatment for the disease was so painful that he said he contemplated suicide four years later. Doctors predicted he would not live to adulthood, but because of the transplant, he turns 19 in two weeks.

"If it wasn't for cord blood, I'd probably be dead by now," he said.

Also appearing on Capitol Hill and with Bush at the White House were the parents of babies "adopted" as embryos. They object to the Castle-DeGette bill's premise that embryonic stem cell research makes use of fertilized eggs that would otherwise be discarded.

Blood saved from newborns' umbilical cords is rich in a type of stem cells that produce blood, the same kind that make up bone-marrow transplants. The
Institute of Medicine recently estimated that cord blood could help treat about 11,700 Americans a year with leukemia and other devastating diseases, yet most is routinely discarded.

Castle and DeGette said they expect their bill to soon be considered by the Senate. If it passes both chambers, they said, perhaps the White House would reconsider its opposition. Either way, Castle said, the discussion has inspired "a lot more interest in this issue."

The Castle-DeGette bill deals with embryonic stem cells, which are the building blocks for every tissue in the body. Attempting to harness those stem cells' regenerative powers is in very early research stages, but many scientists believe it has the potential to one day create breakthrough treatments.



Bush has not issued one veto in his entire "career" as President. If he vetos these bills, it will say volumes about him as a President, and as a human being.

I have serious doubts that Bush's stance on Stem Cell Research has anything to do with his beliefs, regardless of his "born again" status. (I think Bush's church attendance speaks for itself.) This is about courting the Catholic vote, as shown here. It is absurd that the beliefs of a minority group of religious radicals should affect the lives of so many. You simply cannot condemn thousands of people to death or a life of pain and disease for votes. If killing these Bills is simply for vote payback and insurance, the soul of our country is truly dead.

Now is the time for Bush to act truly Presidential. Voting for these bills would take baby steps towards repairing our damaged reputation in the eyes of the rest of the world. We could prove that once again, America will be the leader in scientific research and breakthroughs. Or, gasp! we could work with the South Koreans on the research that they have already done. We could move forward at a faster pace, and come ever closer to the possible medical breakthroughs that so many need so badly.

Now is the time. Please... for once... do the right thing.

(My bologna has a first name, it's C-R-O-S-S-P-O-S-T)

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Discussion: Filibuster Deal

Here’s a copy of the filibuster deal brokered yesterday. Check it out.

I think it basically amounts to leaving us where we were before, except now the wingnuts get a couple of their judges. In return, we get the right to invoke a filibuster for awhile longer…until we actually try to use it, at which point we’ll probably end up toe-to-toe over the issue once again. Clearly, the best part of the deal for us is that the Freepers are going ballistic, but like I said last night, I’m not sure that will be enough to make up for the inevitably radicalization of our judiciary.

What do you think?

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Mystery Solved

'Sarcasm' brain areas discovered:

By comparing healthy people and those with damage to different parts of the brain, they found the front of the brain was a key to understanding irony.

Damage to any of three different areas could render individuals unable to understand sarcastic comments.
So it’s like I suspected all along. The reason the Right has no sense of humor is because they’re brain-damaged.

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Beatty

Warren Beatty, who isn’t ruling out a run against the Gropinator for California governor, giving the keynote address at the graduation ceremony for UC Berkeley's Goldman School of Public Policy (it’s long, so I’m not blockquoting):

Is it hopeless to compete with this access to the public's attention by asking: "Are you aware of the effect of the right-wing deregulation and consolidation of media on public opinion and public policy in this din of the technological tornado that has miniaturized our attention span while what passes for the truth is manipulated by fewer and fewer hands and a sleepy citizenry is aroused by very little other than entertainment devices and most individual entertainer-personalities in the news media become more and more reluctant to resist the conservative politics of their employers? And that there are steps that we as voters can take to rally our legislators into action that can curtail, eliminate or at least ameliorate this movement to plutocracy?"

Difficult.

But if you ask: "Can't you wake the hell up you sleepy sons of bitches and find out what you can do to keep these rich bullshitters from feeding you this crap and telling you what to think?"

Well, that might be a better sound bite, but it risks censorship in mainstream media as obscenity.

[…]

As a Southern Baptist in Virginia I was taught that good public policy was "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." I was taught "Love one another" was the point. Good public policy for our economy, our culture and our safety will never fully exist without:

First, public financing of elections.

Second, assuring the separation of church and state.

Third, creating a single-payer universal health care system: Medicare for all.

Fourth, facing the value to the rich and the rest of a just redistribution of our enormous wealth with our tax policy. Concern for the unfortunate is not socialism.

And fifth: moderating against the dangers of the muscular utopianism of an empire that imposes what some call democracy on places in the world where it cannot be sustained and will lead to American decline.

Good public policy in a social democracy declares that might does not make right. Denial of this leads to totalitarianism, communism or fascism. Our silence is an anti-inflammatory, a steroid for bullies.

Bullies are basically cowards.

I say, inflame. Inflame yourself. Inflammation mobilizes. Enjoy the sound of your own voice. With humility, with affection for those who are in the dark.

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Good stuff. I like Warren. The whole speech is worth your time, especially if you’re interested in seeing Schwarzenegger get torn a new asshole.

I’m not sure how I feel about the idea of a Beatty v. Schwarzenegger match-up, though. Is that really the best we can do for the governorship of one of our biggest states? Two actors with no previous political experience? I’m not saying that makes them necessarily unqualified, but it just seems a little sad, somehow, that California voters might be faced with the choice of ousting a former political novice who has proven he was unfit for the job with another political novice who has no record by which to judge his readiness, either. Likely, the Gropinator’s reign has been dismal mostly because he’s got bad policies stemming from his political persuasion, but surely inexperience hasn’t helped. Would Beatty be better? Probably, but who knows for sure? That’s the thing about voting in someone who’s never held office before.

Between this potential match-up and the possibility that if Hillary Clinton wins in 2008, the same two families will have been running the country for 24 consecutive years by the end of her first term, I’m beginning to suffer from a serious case of candidate dissatisfaction.

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Cross My Heart

That Colored Fella, posting at Big Brass Blog, wants to know if we’re ready to swear the Lefty Blogger Oath:

TCF has vowed (for the moment) not to take any account of the Right bloggers’ stupidity in the wake of DNC Chairman Howard Dean’s appearance on Meet The Press (transcript, Crooks & Liars video clips), satisfied that he held his ground under some tough and warranted questioning by Tim Russert.

But, there was one point the Governor so eloquently made, that had the pajama-clad TCF shouting and shaking his head in agreement, now the motto I swear to blog by:

I have an enormous amount of respect for people who have different opinions, but they have to defend their opinions. You can't just say, "I want to privatize Social Security because I want to privatize Social Security." You have to really show me why you want to do what you want to do. And if you can defend your ideas, I'll respect those ideas.
I’ll swear to it, with the following caveat: “God says so” is not a legitimate defense.

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Filibustered!

Honestly—I go over to my parents’ for dinner and I miss everything!

So the nuclear option has been averted:

In a dramatic reach across party lines, Senate centrists sealed a compromise Monday night that cleared the way for confirmation of many of President Bush's stalled judicial nominees, left others in limbo and preserved venerable filibuster rules.

"In a Senate that has become increasingly partisan and polarized, the bipartisan center held," said Sen. Joseph Lieberman (news, bio, voting record), D-Conn., one of 14 senators — seven from each party — to pledge their "mutual trust and confidence" on the deal.

[…]

Under the terms, Democrats agreed to allow final confirmation votes for Priscilla Owen, Janice Rogers Brown and William Pryor, named to appeals court seats. There is "no commitment to vote for or against" the filibuster against two other conservatives named to the appeals court, Henry Saad and William Myers.

The agreement said future judicial nominees should "only be filibustered under extraordinary circumstances," with each Democratic senator holding the discretion to decide when those conditions had been met.

[…]

While the agreement was signed by only 14 senators, they held the balance of power in a sharply divided Senate — able to thwart continued Democratic filibusters, on the one hand, and block GOP attempts to alter filibuster practices on the other.

Republicans, moving quickly, said they would seek to confirm Owen as early as Tuesday, with other cleared nominees to follow quickly.
This is, admittedly, a total pisser for our side for a variety of reasons (not the least of which being I don’t like the idea of twats like Lieberman running the Democratic show), but there are a couple of things to consider here before we go apeshit. First, as long as an uncompromising and radical GOP holds a 10-seat majority, we were never going to get everything we wanted on this issue, unfortunately. Secondly, and quite importantly, the checks and balances of our democracy have not been further undermined. If those two points still make this whole thing seem a bit of a dull thud victory-wise, consider that there has been a nuclear reaction to the GOP’s inability to pass the nuclear option from the diehard wingnuts. The backlash begins thusly…

Freepers via dKos:
I just left the GoP. I'm done with them. Cowards.

The GOP is now dead to me. Bill Frist....ah why even bother..

This is a sad day for the Republican party, and the conservative movement in this country! The Dems will likely gain in Congress in 2006 because of this kind of cowardice. What's the matter with you folks in Arizona????? Is McCain the best you can do??

Republican moderate - horse sugar! What a bunch of stupid little pricks.
James Dobson via AMERICAblog:
“This Senate agreement represents a complete bailout and betrayal by a cabal of Republicans and a great victory for united Democrats. Only three of President Bush’s nominees will be given the courtesy of an up-or-down vote, and it's business as usual for all the rest. The rules that blocked conservative nominees remain in effect, and nothing of significance has changed. Justice Clarence Thomas, Justice Antonin Scalia, and Chief Justice William Rehnquist would never have served on the U. S. Supreme Court if this agreement had been in place during their confirmations. The unconstitutional filibuster survives in the arsenal of Senate liberals.

"We are grateful to Majority Leader Frist for courageously fighting to defend the vital principle of basic fairness. That principle has now gone down to defeat. We share the disappointment, outrage and sense of abandonment felt by millions of conservative Americans who helped put Republicans in power last November. I am certain that these voters will remember both Democrats and Republicans who betrayed their trust."
Also see the various responses being compiled at Crooks and Liars.

The choice was between losing some ground to extremist judges versus losing the filibuster altogether, because we’re dealing with unreasonable fucknuts. Right now, all I can do is take some comfort in the fact that the appearance of losing has angered the grassroots of the other side more thoroughly than I predicted, which is, frankly, delicious.

In the end, I’m not sure that will be enough to make up for the inevitably radicalization of our judiciary, though. I certainly hope it is.

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CNN

So, apparently Shakespeare's Sister was mentioned on CNN's Inside the Blogs today. Does anyone by any chance have a tape or know someone who could get one?

Zany.

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Pissy Lissie and the Latin Snake

I’m just in such a foul, case-of-the-Mondays, stomach-flu, depressed-by-the-nuclear-option kind of mood today, and when I see a collection of headlines like this:


…it makes me want to chuck it all and start a knitting blog, specifically because I don’t knit.

But I don’t like being grouchy and mardy, so here’s something I’m excited about:


After resoundingly kicking Jesse’s butt last night, Sergio Mora, who has been my favorite ever since I found out he loves art, writing, and reading—particularly Oscar Wilde—is going to Vegas to fight for the million dollars. (For those of you who have no idea what I’m talking about, see here.)

I actually really liked Jesse, and I wish the final had been between him and Sergio. Of course, I like Peter Manfredo, too—honestly, if I could have hand-picked the final four, I would have chosen the guys that got there. But I do want Sergio to win, because he’s a great boxer and because he’s clever as hell (the smartest thing he ever did was let everyone focus on how fast he is—and boy, he really is—and how not a one-puncher he is, to the exclusion of paying any attention to his jaw of steel or his ability to get inside, especially with that left), and I think (I hope, I hope!) he’ll outbox Manfredo to take home the million. Bloody hell, I can’t wait for the final tomorrow night!

On a side note, can anyone (or the perhaps one or two boxing fans who actually give a shit about this post, lol) think of any other boxer who’s loved to fight from the ropes as much as Sergio? I’m no boxing expert, believe me, but I can’t recall ever having seen any boxers who ran for the ropes like he did. He loves the damn things. Jesse was his only competitor who seemed to remotely pick up on it and keep him in the center of the ring. Or, at least tried to.

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Filibuster Update

First of all, in follow-up to Paul’s plea below to make some noise, here’s what you can (and should!) do today if at all possible:

* Call the key Senators and ask them to vote against the nuclear option.

* Use WorkingForChange.com’s email generator.

* Sign MoveOn.org’s petition.

* Check out People For the American Way’s Action Center for more ideas.

Right now, the Dems claim to have 49 votes against the nuclear option. Paul Kane notes in Roll Call:

With 44 Democrats and the lone Independent, Sen. Jim Jeffords (Vt.), in Reid’s corner, he needs to peel away six Republicans to preserve the minority’s right to filibuster judicial nominations. So far, just three GOP Senators — Lincoln Chafee (R.I.), John McCain (Ariz.) and Olympia Snowe (Maine) — have publicly opposed the maneuver.
Come on, come on, come on! There have to be at least three more reasonable men or women left in the GOP! Warner? Hagel? Specter? Bueller? Bueller?

Call them and plead with them. Appeal to the tiny shred of decency they may have left.

Or email them. Just do something, please.

More on the imminent battle here.

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Caption This Photo


"Crusaders' Hag?! What the fuck is
that supposed to mean???"

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I'm RICH!

Gas prices drop by average of six cents

Fucking great!!! Dude, I’m gonna have so much cash now, I won’t even know how to spend it all!!!

Bleh.

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ARGH

Just ARGH.

Well, maybe one more thing…

Lifestyle?! Fucking Lifestyle?! Take your Lifestyle section and shove it up your ass. Harrumph.

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Cartoonies!

Check out August's latest at Xoverboard.

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The Real Mushroom Cloud

They're going for it. The Nuclear Option will be used Tuesday.

Bob Harris has more.


Do you like laws that protect workers and the environment? Do you like (what remains anyway) of our clean water, decent public schools, and minimum wage? Do you like your ability to choose when to bring life into this world and how you decide to leave it? Do you enjoy still having the barest protections over who can enter your home or access your personal and financial history?

That won't all change immediately. But if we lose this one, it's all in serious jeopardy.


Let's make some noise.

UPDATE: Driftglass has more. Along with some funny Sunday morning snark. Excerpt:

Dear Leader has gotten 96% of this judges through. The whole imbroglio boils down to ten judges. Ten.

205 confirmed. Ten held up.

What do you honestly think would happen if you went before the American people (the ones who can count to twenty without taking off the shit-kickers) and proposed this: “As a compromise, between zero and 100 percent...we’ll give you 96%. And viewed against the backdrop of what you yourself did to President Clinton’s nominees -- kill off 25 of them – we’ll only ask for less than half of that. We’ll only ask for ten.”

Sound’s like a good deal to me. Shit, sound’s like a GREAT deal. Sounds like near-total victory on one side and near-total capitulation on the other.

How do the Ultra Conservatives react?

Nuke the Senate. Shoot the wounded. Win at all costs. And anything less than 100% of the Ultra Right Wing agenda 100% of the time is somehow worse that the Crucifixation.

Worth pulling down the temple.


(Cross Posted for her pleasure)

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Principles

In what Kos probably aptly nominates as "most misunderstood Kos post of all time" within its text, he takes the rank-and-file Dems to task for ignoring the core principles of the Democratic Party—right to privacy and equality under the law are the examples he uses—in favor of individual issues:

So while Republicans focus on building an ideological foundation for their cause, we focus on checking off those boxes on the list. Check enough boxes, and you're a Democrat in good standing.

Problem is, abortion and choice aren't core principles of the Democratic Party. Rather, things like a Right to Privacy are. And from a Right to Privacy certain things flow -- abortion rights, access to contraceptives, opposition to the Patriot Act, and freedom to worship the gods of our own choosing, or none at all.

Another example of a core Democratic principle -- equality under the law. And from that principle stem civil rights, gender equity, and gay rights. It's not that those individual issues aren't important, of course they are. It's just that they are just that -- individual issues. A party has to stand for something bigger than the sum of its parts.
For the record, I understand what Kos is saying. (Also for the record, if he doesn’t want his posts to be misunderstood, perhaps he shouldn’t include passages like “Didn't we know, they demanded, that choice was a core principle of the Democratic Party? To which I have a simple answer: The hell it is.” There are, even if he doesn’t agree or like it, a large number of Democrats who do indeed feel as though choice is a core principle of the Democratic Party. Continuing to regard himself as the arbiter of all things Dem undermines his points more than strengthens them, in my opinion, and often makes him unpleasurable to read. Anyhow…) I take his point in the post, that Dems lack cohesion, and that it may well in part be the fault of people just like me, who insist on pro-choice and pro-gay rights candidates (for example). That I don’t like giving a pass to candidates who don’t share my views does undermine the cooperation and compromise that is necessary to build an overarching ideological foundation. I’m the first to admit it; I’m guilty as charged.

That said, here’s my problem with Kos’ post: I would be more than happy to toe the Dem party line, and stop harping on about gender politics and civil rights, if the Dems actually gave a shit about those things once they got into power. But they don’t. As I’ve pointed out before, it was the Dems’ refusal to enact legislation providing for civil unions long ago that forced the LGBT community into challenging the constitutionality of state marriage laws, and now the Dems have the audacity to back away from supporting those challenges, offering nervous lipservice in support of civil unions, if anything at all. It was our last Democratic president who gave us the dreadful DOMA, not to mention DADT, which is the only law in the country that authorizes the firing of gays and lesbians. Their best idea to address inequalities for women and minorities is still the controversial affirmative action program, but it’s so divisive that they run away from it every chance they get. And forget legislation—how many Dems can even be credited with vociferously denouncing the president’s decision to fire US Army linguists with critical Arabic translation skills, simply because they were gay? What about Clinton’s recommendation to John Kerry to throw gays to the wolves during the last election, or Kerry’s recent disingenuous criticism of gay marriage equality in Massachusetts, in spite of residents’ wide support for it?

Kos is far too astute to be accused of naïveté, so I’m not sure what’s going on here. Theoretically, there’s nothing wrong with this assertion: “Another example of a core Democratic principle -- equality under the law. And from that principle stem civil rights, gender equity, and gay rights.” But it conveniently avoids reality. Dems haven’t been great friends to those who are still fighting for civil rights (which, as an aside, includes gay rights) and gender equality, even though they reliably depend on our votes. Of course they haven’t been as bad as the GOP, but when, exactly, is our support going to pay off? The reason it’s so easy for the GOP to peel off black religious voters using gay marriage as a wedge issue isn’t just because of homophobia, but also because the Dems have taken “the black vote” for granted for decades, yet have shown little resolve to fix the endemic problems that plague the poorest black communities.

I’m not a member of the Democratic Party for very good reasons. I vote for Democrats because they (generally) don’t try to undermine the policies and programs in which I most strongly believe, and because the legislation they champion is (generally) in alignment with my policy objectives. But I still find them wanting in many ways, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to sacrifice my passion for equality and reproductive rights to help them get elected when they have yet to prove to me that they’ll pick up where I left off.

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Fire and Seeds

The Dark Wraith, in a post that might seem uncharacteristic if you don’t know that genuine realists are always (secretly) the world’s greatest optimists, offers a glimmer of hope for our future:

This time of war is what gives those young men their meaning, their hope, their focus. It's all an abstraction to people of better means: it's flag-waving nationalism for America on the march, or it's wholesale revulsion at the lies breeding the monstrosity of it all. But for the kids there at that community college, it's the way out of the slow stew of economic and social Hell that awaits them in lives that promise to otherwise go nowhere and mean nothing.

There's some of this at the state university, too; but there's something else going on, and it's even evident in small ways at the community college. It's very much like the mid-1960s: most of the kids wear their hair butch-cut short and talk a fairly hard conservative line while doing a whole lot of unconservative things. At first blush, everyone looks just about the same as everyone else.

But then, there's that fringe group…
Go read the rest. It’s worth your time.

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Government-Sponsored Rape

From the Of Course the Call Wasn’t Returned Files:

Scores of convicted rapists and other high-risk sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra paid by Medicaid for the last five years, the state's comptroller said Sunday.

Audits by Comptroller Alan Hevesi's office showed that between January 2000 and March 2005, 198 sex offenders in New York received Medicaid-reimbursed Viagra after their convictions. Those included crimes against children as young as 2 years old, he said.

Hevesi asked Michael Leavitt, secretary of the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, in a letter Sunday to "take immediate action to ensure that sex offenders do not receive erectile dysfunction medication paid for by taxpayers."

A call to Leavitt's office was not immediately returned Sunday.

[…]

While the auditors didn't review the situation on Viagra reimbursement by Medicaid in other states, he said they have no indication that the policies are different elsewhere.
Superb. This is exactly the kind of shit that I’m talking about when I suggest that the government ought to do everything possible to prevent sex crime recidivism before they start tracking sex offenders for life. And those who disagree with me can chalk it up to bleeding heart liberalism all they want; that’s partly correct—I am loathe to affix GPS systems to any felon, even in spite of the fact that sex offenders are the most likely reoffenders. But the other part of this is just simple pragmatism from the point of someone who has been the victim of a (badly mishandled) sex crime. Tracking systems are not preventative; at best, they will help authorities catch someone after they’ve already committed another crime, because very few offenders being tracked are going to be stupid enough to hang around schools if they know it will raise a red flag. Tracking systems will only make sex offenders smarter and sneakier, and they’re often pretty damn smart and sneaky to start.

On the other hand, keeping boner pills out of the hands of sex offenders is a really good idea! In fact, given the option between having my rapist tracked for life, or making sure he never got a hold of Viagra, I’d choose the later, because the last thing we need is a bunch of violent sexual deviants walking around with their hormones raging and their equivalent of a loaded gun.

And for the love of God, can we please never ever ever ever never hear anything else ever again about how much the Bush administration is doing for women? W is for Won’t Call Back, Won’t Take Responsibility, and Won’t Apologize. It ain’t for “women.”

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You Are Repressed, but You're Remarkably Dressed

Dear London,

Chicago’s “Boystown” is not only decorated with no fewer than eight gazillion rainbow flags, but years ago, the city itself installed rainbow street posts to celebrate the diversity of the area, and if you can believe it, the entirety of the city hasn’t exploded, spontaneously combusted, or sunken into Lake Michigan.

Get with the program.

Love,
Shakespeare’s Sister

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Crusaders

Just go look.

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Our Worst Disaster

Lance Mannion cites some interesting figures by way of Coturnix from a recent poll:

* Perhaps 15 percent of Americans participate in Bible studies.
* The number of people who read the Bible, at least occasionally is 59 percent.
* Less than 50 percent of Americans can name the first book of the Bible (Genesis).
* Only 1/3 of Americans know who delivered the Sermon on the Mount (more people identified Billy Graham rather than Jesus).
* Twenty-five percent of Americans don't know what is celebrated on Easter (the Resurrection of Christ, the foundational event of Christianity).
* Twelve percent of Christians think that Noah's wife is Joan of Arc.
* Eighty percent of born-again Christians (including George W. Bush) think it is the Bible that says "God helps them that help themselves." (Actually it was said by Benjamin Franklin.)
Much like my annoyance about the ignorance and stupidity of a certain set of Americans that rears its ugly head on a regular basis, I am becoming increasingly irritated by the evidence, via both polls such as the one producing the above results and via personal experience, that the people who repeatedly and vehemently purport to have a direct line to God and his thoughts are often the most ignorant about their own holy text. Liberal Christians, agnostics, and atheists almost unfailingly have a better hit ratio in terms of correct answers to questions such as the above than conservative Christians; indeed, I cannot recall ever having lost a debate on what is or is not in the Bible with a conservative Christian.

The two subjects—general ignorance and certitude that one’s version of Christianity is correct even in spite of evidence to the contrary—are, of course, connected. Agnostics and atheists (and probably most liberal Christians) have come to their position through critical analysis of religion and the existence of God, rather than the blind acceptance of whatever is told to them by their preachers (or their Aunt Deb tells them). What one finds upon speaking to many conservative Christians is a void of personal exploration of their beliefs and a religion that has become disfigured from what amounts to a game of telephone—misinformation and misinterpretation generation after generation, further skewed by the personal imprints of the communicators with each passage of the message. And so sure are the recipients of the twisted stories that they are in possession of the infallible word of God that they ignore the source, assuming it confirms their beliefs, rather than letting their beliefs be guided by its direction.

Perhaps because my parents were professional educators, which certainly influenced me, I believe in learning by experience and practice; one doesn’t learn math by osmosis, by vague descriptions of geometry proofs but never actually doing one. Religion was no exception. I studied the words, the thoughts, the practices, the rituals, all the components of religion. In the end, I learned much about religion (including that it wasn’t for me), and so it is knowledge that enables me to win arguments about the Bible, and when it comes to a fact-based theological debate, knowledge trumps the faith they invoke as a mask for their ignorance upon which conservatives almost exclusively rely.

And that is the basis of the culture war that rages in America: knowledge versus ignorance. (Reality-based versus faith-based doesn’t truly get to its roots—reality is far too subjective a term, and being faithful and informed are not necessarily mutually exclusive. Secular versus sectarian doesn’t address it, either—liberal Christians fall on the side of agnostics and atheists, and most are willing and able to coexist. And the culture war is not unique to the sphere of religion, anyhow.) On any topic—gay rights, abortion, the Iraq War—one can easily find nonreligious conservatives who share the views of their religious counterparts, and the tie that binds the two is ignorance. Ignorance of the facts, lack of experience, no interaction with others unlike themselves. Conservatives are, as a whole, less educated, less traveled, and less likely to live in a diverse community than liberals. They cloister themselves in ignorance and openly display contempt for the intelligent and the well-informed. Never are they so derisive as when they sneer at a liberal with their greatest insult: S/he thinks s/he’s so smart.

Recall the assessment of Al Gore during the 2000 election, or John Kerry during the 2004 election. Both were roundly criticized by conservatives (and many swing voters) for being "too smart" or "thinking he was smarter" than them. That the president being more knowledgeable and intelligent than the voters ought to be a prerequisite for the job is a concept completely lost on Americans who are increasingly proud of their own stupidity ever since our current commander in chief made it fashionable. "Being a real American" is now akin to being a proudly ignorant fuckwit, a state of affairs that is not only totally infuriating but also embarrassing, as it handily plays into the assumptions that other countries have about Americans.

This is the real battle we face—a swelling contingent of the electorate who are not only ignorant, but determinedly and proudly so. Be the issue religion, war, civil rights, reproductive rights, or anything else, we cannot win the debate when there are so many who desire to base their opinions on a visceral reaction, a feeling, the conservative grapevine, who don’t want to be confused with the facts. The truth be told, our only hope as long as this pride in ignorance continues unabated is that the GOP becomes so resoundingly objectionable as to become unappealing even to those who revel in the fact that its current figurehead reflects their disdain for knowledge back so effectively to themselves.

It’s no wonder that President Bush’s educational mandate, No Child Left Behind, has been left unfunded. The worst disaster that could ever befall the conservative movement in America is thoughtful, well-educated majority. Why liberals are not winning is not because of unappealing candidates, support for gay marriage, or any of the other "fixable"—and thereby strangely hopeful—reasons. It is because we are in the midst of our own worst disaster: a thoughtful, well-educated minority getting smaller, I fear, by the day.

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