Uh-Huh

Seeing the Forest’s Dave Johnson, commenting on the Frank Rich piece in the Times I recently recommended, writes:

I'll say it a little clearer: The rabidly anti-homosexual wingnuts are obviously gay and ashamed of it.

Why else would they be insisting that the presence of gay people risks "luring" straight people to become homosexual? This wouldn't even occur to a person who is not fighting such urges.

Why else would they be insisting that being gay is a "lifestyle choice?" These are people who think they can act straight, and are fighting their impulses every minute of their lives.

It's obvious. And it's why so any of them DO turn out to be gay and living double lives.
Exactly right. The entire idea that homosexuals somehow seduce others into being gay is patently absurd to anyone who is even remotely secure with his or her sexuality. Even straight folks who fall somewhere more toward the center of the spectrum know that their occasional same-sex attraction isn’t the result of some Homo Siren Song, but an intrinsic part of one’s sexuality, as unique to each of us as our fingerprints. Very few people are 100% straight or 100% queer, and most of us aren’t especially bothered by that fact. We accept our sexual idiosyncrasies and do our best to find someone who finds them appealing (or at least tolerable), from the strangest of fetishes to the most uptight and inexplicable of inhibitions, and much like the rest of our inner selves, our sexuality is a fluid and mutable part of us, affected by everything from changes in hormones to seeing something for the first time that will leave us with a sexual preference for it thereafter.

Rigidity imposed on one’s own sexual expression, or the attempt to oppose it on others, is clearly an indication of a discomfort with one’s own sexual nature, one’s own urges. That we often treat such a conclusion as unfair, presumptuous, or little more than a joke, does a disservice to our own capacities for common sense and intuition.

As for the tightwads who try to legislate what goes on in the rest of the country’s pants, just lighten the fuck up already, will you?

(Hat tip to The Fixer at The Alternate Brain.)

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It’s That Time Again…

…time for another edition of the Shakespeare’s Sister official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon!!!

To recap:

It all started when the Arlington Group started blackmailing Bush. In the story, which addressed the wingnuts’ disappointment that the White House isn’t discriminating against gays nearly rigorously or quickly enough, Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, ranked the level of the religious right’s discontent with the White House as an 8 out of 10.

Pam commented, “I'm wondering what it would take make them hit the apesh*t 10 level?” to which I responded, “A picture of Karl Rove and Ken Mehlman having wild monkey sex on SpongeBob SquarePants sheets.”

Pam was disturbed by that image for some reason.

But she got me back. In response to my post about Joe Lieberman’s less than stellar performance at Condi’s confirmation hearing, Pam commented, “I imagine Joe licking Condi's sensible shiny patent leather pumps and getting off on it (then feeling terribly guilty).”

This image spawned two things:

1) A dose of the dry heaves
2) The Official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon

The challenge: Come up with the most abhorrent, gut-churning imagery of two of your favorite GOP operatives in a compromising position. No extra points for ménage e trios or orgiastic shenanigans.

Bush and his Pet Goat in a bestial fling? Laura Bush and Ann Coulter in a hot lesbian love-in? Newt and Rush in a flab-slapping hayroll? No holds barred. Be imaginative, feel free to submit links to any imagery that might enhance your entry, and tell all your friends to join in the fun!

Here’s a little inspirational imagery to get you started:

Same-sex coupling ain’t just for liberals anymore!











Lunchtime? I’ll Have a Sandwich!



Blowhards and Blowharders







General Foxiness











The Grip of Love





And don’t forget who’s really packin’ heat in the GOP!

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Maybe Santorum was right...

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Bill Moyers Fights Back

Have I ever mentioned that I’m madly in love with Bill Moyers? Not in an I-wanna-do-ya kind of way, but more a download-everything-you-know-directly-into-my-brain-Matrix-style kind of way. And every time his glorious name is in the news, it just strengthens my devotion, because he is, quite simply, brilliant.

This time, it was the closing speech at the National Conference on Media Reform in St. Louis, during which he took the opportunity to respond to reports that Republican operatives are attempting to conservatize PBS.

"I should put my detractors on notice," declared the veteran journalist who stepped down in January as the host of PBS's Now with Bill Moyers, who recently turned 70. "They might compel me out of the rocking chair and into the anchor chair."

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"I simply never imagined that any CPB chairman, Democrat or Republican, would cross the line from resisting White House pressure to carrying it out for the White House. And that's what (CPB chair) Kenneth Tomlinson has been doing."

Recalling former President Richard Nixon's failed attempt to cut the funding for public broadcasting in the early 1970s, Moyers said, "I always knew that Nixon would be back -- again and again. I just didn't know that this time he would ask to be the chairman of the Corporation for Public Broadcasting."

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Moyers revealed to the crowd of 2,000 media reform activists that he had written Tomlinson on Friday, suggesting that the pair appear on a PBS program to discuss the controversy. He also revealed that he had tried three times to meet with the full CPB board but had been refused. Expressing his sense that the board had "crossed the line from resisting White House pressure to carrying it out," Moyers said, "I would like to give Mr. Tomlinson the benefit of the doubt, but I can't."

The man who has won 30 Emmy Awards for his hosting of various PBS programs was blunt about his critics. "They've been after me for years now and I am sure they will be stomping on my grave after I'm dead," he said. As the laughter from the crowd of 2,300 media reform activists quieted, however, he added, "I should remind them that one of our boys made it out 2,000 years ago."
Leave it to Bill Moyers. In one fell swoop, he links the current administration to infamously secretive and image-controlling Nixonian tactics, plainly states the White House itself is involved in media manipulation, and reminds everyone that Jesus was a liberal!

I can count on my opposable thumbs the number of newsmen (Bill Moyers and Sam Donaldson) who are really standing up to the onslaught of intimidation and strong-arming by the administration that has turned our media into a bunch of pathetic, capitulating mouthpieces of Rove who genuflect to the irreproachable graven image that our president has become, in no small debt to their collectively endless willingness to treat him as humble and trembling servants regard their king. There is no limit to the damage such shameless servility can do; just ask the Iraqis. The truly pitiful coverage, and, more importantly, dearth of rigorous examination of the veracity of the administration’s claims, leading up to the war, was integral in helping the White House garner wide support from the public for that war.

Moyers knows the importance of a free, open, and objective media; he’s no fool.
"An unconscious people, an indoctrinated people, a people fed only partisan information and opinion that confirm their own bias, a people made morbidly obese in mind and spirit by the junk food of propaganda, is less inclined to put up a fight, ask questions and be skeptical," Moyers said. "And just as a democracy can die of too many lies, that kind of orthodoxy can kill us, too."
What I find disturbing (and quite upsetting) is the willingness of so many people to be unconscious, indoctrinated, unquestioning, and unskeptical, to live wholly on a steady diet of propaganda. I don’t want to be any of those things (and, despite charges that I am a partisan, I often find myself angry with the Dems as much as the GOP, for various and sundry reasons). I am and have always been a voracious reader, a devourer of information, on a myriad of topics, and when it comes to politics, I feel a particular responsibility as a voter and a citizen to know what the fuck I’m talking about. That I am the exception, rather than the rule, means we are even more dependent on media accuracy and fairness to ensure a well-informed electorate. When that goes, the level of ignorance and apathy among the populace is staggering—as we have seen over the past four+ years.

We need more men (and women) like Moyers—both in our newsrooms and in every house across America. If only people had a better sense of responsibility for what they absorbed, more critical eyes and ears, longer attention spans…well, we probably wouldn’t be in the mess we’re in, would we?

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War Notes

The Independent reports that incidents of soldiers going AWOL are becoming increasingly common, with calls to a volunteer hotline for soldiers desperate to get out of the military having increased by 50% since 9/11.

The people calling the hotline range from veterans such as Sgt Benderman to recruits such as Jeremiah Adler, an idealistic 18-year-old from Portland, Oregon, who joined the Army believing he could help change its culture. Within days of arriving for his basic training at Fort Benning, Georgia, he realised he had made a mistake and said the Army simply wanted to turn him into a "ruthless, cold-blooded killer".

Mr Adler begged to be sent home and even pretended to be gay to be discharged. Eventually, he and another recruit fled in the night and rang the hotline, which advised him to turn himself in to avoid court-martial. He will now be given an "other than honourable discharge".

From southern Germany where he is on holiday before starting college in the autumn, Mr Adler told The Independent: "It was obviously a horrible experience but now I'm glad I went through it. I was expecting to meet a whole lot of different types of people; some had noble reasons. I also met a lot of people who [wanted] to kill Arabs." In one letter home to his family, Mr Adler wrote that when he arrived he was horrified by the things he heard other recruits talking about, things that in civilian life would result in someone being treated as an outcast. In another letter he said he could hear other recruits crying at night. "You can hear people trying to make sure no one hears them cry under their covers," he wrote.
One might laugh at Adler’s youthful romanticism of his ability to effect change, or his naïveté about the realities of the military, but we’ve all met (or been) an 18 year old like Adler, ready and willing to take on the world—and unable to shut the hell up about it. Something tells me his master plan to change the culture of the military wasn’t something he kept secret from his recruitment officer, who was undoubtedly content to ignore the idealistic folly of youth before him, seeing instead some much-needed cannon fodder for the neverending war on terra.

The military’s recruitment woes thusly continue unabated, even with unprecedented enlistment bonuses and promises (no really, we swear) of shorter tours of active duty. Meanwhile, the soldiers already there, or still there after long and endless months compelled to remain under stop-loss orders, are choosing in ever greater numbers to pull the military equivalent of “fuck this job” and head for the hills.

Considering the unwavering support of Bush’s Iraq venture from his red state political foot soldiers, one might think that upon hearing the enlistment and AWOL problems the military is facing, they’d line up to sign up. But the thing is, being a political foot soldier is one thing; actually picking up a gun and putting your fatigues where your mouth is, it turns out, is quite another. Not only are they not signing up—they’re shitting their breeks at the thought of a draft and (shock of shocks!) blaming this whole mess on liberals. They’ve also got the splendid idea of sending over “the feminists” who have been arguing for “equal rights” all these years. Pam’s got the goods on the Freepers:
"Well, I will just say that the dems and the MSM have a lot to do with this---Why would young people want to join the military to go to an "illegal war" and "kill innocent people"? They are filled in with so much anti-America propaganda in high school and college nowdays that it would seem almost impossible to get a "patriotic" emotion from a lot of them these days....I would think that if they could see the pride of what American troops have accomplished in Afghanistan and Iraq, it might help, but where would they see that---even Fox isn't showing it as much as they used to..."

"And this time around it is time for women to step up to the plate and be required to register with the SS since they want equality. Fem groups argued for years about women on ships and combat areas. There is no reason for them to be exempt from national service or the draft. A guy years ago was more to the point. He would go all out for women and equality WHEN he saw them join in mass protests for the right to be drafted. The wusses in Congress after years of hand wringing finally allowed them to participate in current realities."

"Great incentives..but I KNOW what the Libs will say… ‘What good are incentives like that when you won't be ALIVE to use them??’ Anyone have a counter to that lilly-livered argument?"
Uh, no. Because it’s less “lily-livered” than “accurate” and “a good point.”

But then again, I’m just a feminist liberal who never supported this war and didn’t want our troops sent in the first place…what the hell do I know?

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Filled with Christ's Love, Part 2

I recently wrote about Minnesota Archbishop Harry Flynn’s announcement that Catholics who wore rainbow sashes to mass indicating solidarity with and support for the LGBT community would be denied communion. Well, on Sunday, the threat was carried through, and more than 100 people who wore rainbow sashes were denied the sacrament at the Cathedral of St. Paul.

Before offering communion, the Rev. Michael Sklucazek told the congregation at the Cathedral of St. Paul that anyone wearing a sash could come forward for a blessing but would not receive wine and bread.

A group called the Rainbow Sash Alliance has encouraged supporters to wear the multicolored fabric bands since 2001 on each Pentecost Sunday, the day Catholics believe the Holy Spirit came to give power to Christians soon after Jesus ascended to heaven. But Sunday's service was the first time they had been denied communion at the altar.

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Sister Gabriel Herbers said she wore a sash to show sympathy for the gay and lesbian community. Their sexual orientation "is a gift from God just as much as my gift of being a female is," she said.

Ann McComas-Bussa did not wear a sash, but she and her husband and three children all wore rainbow-colored ribbons and were denied communion. "As a Catholic, I just need to stand in solidarity with those that are being oppressed," she said.

While other parishioners sat or kneeled after going to the altar, sash-wearers remained standing with their hands cupped as a symbol they still wanted the sacrament.
What can I say that I haven’t already? A truly pathetic and unchristian display from St. Paul’s.

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Sunday Night Random Blogging

George Carlin on motivation:

What's all this stuff about motivation? I say, if you need motivation, you probably need more than motivation. You probably need chemical intervention or brain surgery. Actually, if you ask me, this country could do with a little less motivation. The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me.

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Recommended Reading

Go read Frank Rich on the history of the anti-gay movement and why claims that it’s about fighting the legalization of gay marriage, as opposed to hating homosexuals, are a sham. Great stuff.

Also, the Dems are working on possible changes to the primary calendar. I hope they can get it together and make some reasonable, logical changes, because as Tina Abbott of the Michigan Democratic Party notes, “Under the current system, millions of votes in later states count for nothing.” At this point, the Dems aren’t proving themselves vociferous or effective advocates for making sure votes get counted in general elections; if they can’t even make the necessary adjustments to ensure the value of votes in their own nominating process, there’s little hope of significant voter reform on a national scale, either. Give us something to hope for, Dems.

And check out this obnoxious story about men being pulled over for “driving while gay.” I honestly can’t believe what’s happening in this fucking country.

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Condi the Liar

If you, like me, love the golden oldies, you’ll be happy to hear that the “brown-skinned people don’t want freedom” strawman is back, care of Condi Rice, speaking to the troops on a surprise trip to Iraq:

"The United States, along with the rest of the free world, believed somehow for a number of years that people in this region didn't care about freedom," she said. "We cared about stability. And what we got was neither. We got a malignancy that was growing that came to haunt us on the fine September day" in 2001.
The whole United States believed that, huh? That’s funny—because I didn’t believe that, and I don’t think that any of the human rights groups that tracked the oppression of women and ethnic and religious minorities and cataloged human rights abuses in the Middle East believed that. In fact, I don’t think anyone really believed that, except for a cabal of neoconservatives who see countries full of people with darker skin than their own who largely worship in a different way and made some pretty despicable assumptions.

Extra points to Condi for still linking Iraq and 9/11. Wow—she’s either the most tenacious liar of all time or as dumb as dirt.
"I want you to keep focused on what you are doing here," Rice told the diplomats and troops who gathered in one of Saddam Hussein's former palaces. "This war came to us, not the other way around."
Oh, okay. Most tenacious liar. Got it.

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Dr. Strangelove Hits the Bricks

Dr. W. David Hager, who, it was recently alleged by his former wife, is a serial spousal rapist, has said he will no longer serve on the FDA's Reproductive Health Drugs Advisory Committee when his second terms ends on June 30. He also claims the decision was made before his wife’s allegations were made public (which I believe has an approximate likelihood of a pig flying out of my ass), and that his wife is a bitter liar.

Supporters say Hager is under attack because of his political views and his faith.
Well, yeah. I can’t say definitively whether Hager repeatedly sodomized his wife against her will and withheld money from her unless she performed oral sex on him, but what I can say definitively is that he is a man whose religion clearly informs both his political views and his role on a health advisory panel, where there is no room for politics or religion. The decision about the legalization of the morning-after pill, for example, should not predicated upon personal political or religious beliefs. He was appointed not as a politician or a theologian, but a medical practitioner, and it is that particular expertise alone which should have guided his recommendations. Whether one personally believes in the morality of abortifacients is not relevant; abortion is legal in this country, and emergency contraception is a valuable tool in protecting women against unwanted pregnancies well before an invasive abortive procedure is necessitated.

If Hager didn’t want to be singled out for attack because of his political views and faith, he shouldn’t have brought them to his job as a medical consultant on a federal panel. That every lousy dominionist in the country wants to be able to be overtly political and religious in every aspect of public life is ridiculous, and there’s nothing wrong (or anti-faith) about pointing out that there are indeed many places, particularly in government, where the invocation of faith is simply inappropriate. The accusations from his wife are a secondary concern to the fact that he is manifestly unable to do the job required of him without infusing his thought with misplaced political and religious activism, neither of which have any bearing on the medical safety of the drug he refused to recommend.
"This is trash journalism," said Carrie Gordon-Earll, a senior policy analyst for Focus on the Family. "It's an ugly divorce that's being used for political gain. This has been a concerted effort on the left to discredit him and have him removed from a place of influence."
Apparently, Ms. Gordon-Earll is of an old school of thought where spousal rape is just fine and dandy, but she needs to get her ass into the twenty-first century: it’s a crime. Criminals don’t belong in places of influence; they belong in jail. And there seems to be an intrinsic conflict of interest in the attitude of an administration who would reward a man who forcibly sodomized his wife with a position on a federal panel while they simultaneously seek to curtail the rights of a segment of the population who engage in consensual sodomy.
The White House declined to comment on whether Hager will be reappointed. "We don't speculate on personnel announcements," said White House spokesman Taylor Gross.
What does it tell you about this White House that they refuse to even address the possibility that one of their appointees is a serial rapist? Not a word about trying to discern the veracity of Linda Davis’ claims; not a hint of alarm that the “W is for Women” administration may have inadvertently appointed a rapist to a panel on women’s health; not the merest comment that if Davis’ allegations are true, they would expect Hager to step down; not even a smidgeon of lipservice that they rigorously try to ensure that the best personnel are working on behalf of American women. They don’t give a shit about anything but saving face, and it’s possible to make it all go away by pretending Hager is just stepping down because, yawn, he’s tired of being on the panel, all the better for the administration. They owe American women an explanation, and they owe us an apology.

Though the likelihood of that happening is approximately the same as the aforementioned pig getting nominated as Hager’s replacement on the panel. Of course, as an American woman, I can say with certainty that I’d prefer a flying ass pig making decisions about my health than Dr. Hager.

(Hat tip Pam.)

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Uncle Sam Calling...

In a post aptly titled 15 Months My Aunt Fannie, Jazz at Running Scared reports on the changes to Army and Marine enlistments rules to entice greater numbers of young Americans to join up for a go-round in the war on terra. They’re now offering active duty for only fifteen months followed by the reserves for a couple of years, after which enlistees will remain in the ready reserves for four years.

Combine that with the record setting enlistment bonus being offered and post service educational benefits, and it doesn't sound too bad, huh? I mean, sure there are thousands of soldiers being killed, but there are scores of thousands who survive, right? So if you figure a couple of months for basic and advanced training, you might only have to do one year of dodging bullets and car bombs to cash in. Sweet!

Not so fast there, Sparky. I wonder if the recruiters selling this plan are telling their young prospects about the stop loss program which is still in effect? With all of their troubles in trying to even reach a quarter of their enlistment goals, I can't imaging they are going out of their way to tell these youngsters about that.

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Bait and switch, smoke and mirrors. Welcome to the All Volunteer Army, son. It's not just a job. It's a life sentence.
But with freedom running rampant in Afghanistan, aside from those pesky little demonstrations currently going on, the continued killing of uppity women, and the rampant opium trade, and our Mission Accomplished in Iraq, what’s there to worry about?

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Blogiversaries

A very happy one-year blogiversary to A Mockingbird’s Medley, and a very, very happy two-year blogiversary to Rook’s Rant, two most excellent bloggers. If either of these consistently great blogs aren’t part of your regular rounds of the blogosphere, no time like the present to check them out. Congratulations, guys!

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Blog Changes

No doubt you’ve noticed we’ve got a new look. Also updated are the menus, which now include direct links to my fellow bloggrrls in arms, Pam and Julien, who deserve a special tribute on this blog for many reasons, as well as improved links to Big Brass Blog and the Bloggrrrlz Gallery, which was created by the ever-astounding Dark Wraith. Readability is now better and links are more obvious (I hope).

Other than that, it’s the same old crap.

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Woe is Frist

This is awesome:

U.S. Senator Bill Frist got more than he bargained for when he stopped off to buy shoes in D-C. And we have the pictures to prove it. Frist was buying pricey shoes beneath the offices of Americans United to Protect Social Security, and as you can imagine, protestors were quick to pounce. 40 to 50 people demonstrated against Frist's support for President Bush's plan to privatize Social Security and -- according to the group -- slash benefits for middle-class families. A spokesperson for Senator First responded by saying "...despite the protesters' claims, the President's plan does not cut benefits. Perhaps the protesters would do better to pay attention to the facts than Senator Frist's shoes." On a side note, the Senator received a parking ticket because his SUV was illegally parked.

Designer Suit: $3,000

Designer Tie: $500

Snazzy Haircut: $200

Being embarrassed to fuck by protestors who are trying to stop you from gutting a program that helps the middle and lower classes while you attempt to buy designer shoes to complete the ensemble: Priceless.

(And the parking ticket? BRILLIANT!)

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Friday Night Fun

Because we all need a little fun at the end of a week…

Name That Movie:

1. You really think it’s cool to be hitting the sauce when you’ve got a bun in the oven?

2. Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt: me.

3. Kings died, kingdoms fell. I don't regret the kingdom—what sense in borders and nations and patriotism? But I miss the kings.

4. It's for sure a white man's world in America. Look here: I raised that boy since he was the size of a piss-ant. And I'll say right now, he never learned to read and write. No sir, had no brains at all—was stuffed with rice pudding between the ears. Shortchanged by the Lord and dumb as a jackass. Look at him now! Yes sir, all you've gotta be is white in America, to get whatever you want.

5. I got kicked out of university after delivering a brilliant lecture on the aggressive influence of German philosophy on rock and roll entitled You Kant Always Get What You Want.

6. Meanwhile, I can't get that Flying Dutchman theme out of my head. Remind me tomorrow to buy up all the Wagner records in town and rent a chainsaw.

7. Now that I've met you, would you object to never seeing me again?

8. There's something I've been meaning to ask you. There's this thing I've heard, and if I thought for one second it was true I'd probably kill myself. Does your fiancée work…in a doughnut shop?

9. Great principles don't get lost once they come to light. They're right here; you just have to see them again!

10. Well, then, I just hate you...and I hate your...ASS...FACE!

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Friday Blogrollin’

[Moving this back to the top because I have to apologize for being a total knob-end.]

Couple of additions to the Media section today—that’s where you’ll find stuff like The New York Times, Salon, The Huffington Post, etc. And I’ve added the following to the blogroll: The Reality Stick, Tild, Just a Bump in the Beltway, SistersTalk, Freiheit und Wissen, Pensito Review, The Power Liberal, and Arch Pundit, on whom I depend to keep posting information on Chicago’s Drinking Liberally…and one day I might actually get my butt there. (Are there any Shakers who attend Drinking Liberally in Chicago?)

Go check ’em out!

[Note: I originally attributed the line about Drinking Liberally to The Power Liberal, who is not located in Chicago. What happened was that I had Arch Pundit on the list to be added today, who happened to fall at the end of the list. I took AP off when I thought the list was too long, to save for next Friday, but failed to edit out the last bit about depending on AP for Chicago’s Drinking Liberally info, thereby attributing to The Power Liberal what I meant to attribute to Arch Pundit. I’m an ass. I’m sorry, Rew. That said, Arch Pundit has also been added to the blogroll…this week.]

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USA! USA! - Not so much

Activists of the Tehreek-e-Insaf party burn a US flag during a demonstration in Lahore. The US insisted that an inquiry into alleged desecration of the Koran by US troops at the US naval base at Guantanamo Bay would be carried out(AFP/Arif Ali)



Oh yeah, in case you hadn’t heard—and why would you have really? ... considering the mainstream media doesn’t seem particularly interested in the subject—there have been anti-US protests going on in Afghanistan for four days. The BBC (of course) has an excellent report on it here.

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Good Lord

Tom Delay Says Democrats Have “No Class”

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*sob*

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Not One More Goddamned Thing

Paul, at his own website, commenting on Dr. Strangelove, says:

You know something? I don't want to hear one more goddamned thing about Clinton's blowjob. Not until these Republicans can manage to keep from raping their wives, cruising websites for sex, and engaging in pedophilia.
No shit. Not to mention having sex with farm animals, attempting to coerce their wives into exhibitionism in sex clubs, advertising their services as male escorts on the internets, having illegitimate children, and sexually harassing female coworkers, among others.

And you know what else? Here are some other things I don’t want to hear one more goddamned thing about, either:

Any negative reference to any consensual sex between two adults, married or not, of the same sex or opposite

Criminalizing any legal method of terminating a pregnancy or punishing any federally funded agency that performs, refers, educates about, or utters the word abortion

Banning or refusing to fill the prescription for any legal drug used to prevent pregnancy

Refusing to teach children proper sex education, including contraceptive options

Any further claim that the GOP is the party of moral values


Please feel free to contribute the things you don’t want to hear one more goddamned thing about in comments.

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