Dems React to “Justice Sunday”

Harry Reid’s war room is up and running. His response to Justice Sunday is as follows:

I am disappointed that in an attempt to hide what the debate is really about, Senator Frist would exploit religion like this. Religion to me is a very personal thing. I have been a religious man all my adult life. My wife and I have lived our lives and raised our children according to the morals and values taught by the faith to which we prescribe. No one has the right to judge mine or anyone else’s personal commitment to faith and religion.

God isn’t partisan.

As His children, he does ask us to do our very best and treat each other with kindness. Republicans have crossed a line today. America is better than this and Republicans need to remember that. This is a democracy, not a theocracy. We are people of faith, and in many ways are doing God’s work. But we represent all Americans, regardless of religion. Our founding fathers had the superior vision to separate Church and State in our democracy. It is a fundamental principle that has allowed our great, diverse nation to grow and flourish peacefully. Blurring the line between Church and State erodes our Constitution, and our democracy. It is a blatant abuse of power. Participating in something designed to incite divisiveness and encourage contention is unacceptable. I would hope that Sen. Frist will rise above something so beyond the pale.
My first reaction was that it’s not strong enough, too temperate, but the line “This is a democracy, not a theocracy,” is a good one, and indicative of one of the things I like about Reid, which is his ability to call the GOP on their real agenda subtly. Which is one of many bazillions of reasons why it’s a good thing I’m not the Senate Minority Leader.

He also was careful to address the issue as “the debate,” as opposed to restricting his statement solely to Justice Sunday, which is (another subtle) acknowledgement that the program is only one part of a much larger agenda.

As the NY Times notes in an editorial today:
Senator Frist has an even bigger game in mind than the current nominees: the next appointments to the Supreme Court, which the Republican conservatives view as their best chance to outlaw abortion and impose their moral code on the country.
If that doesn’t send a chill down your spine, I can’t imagine what would.

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Funny Business

Joe at AMERICAblog posts about a couple of interesting coincidental tidbits about Amtrak:

Yesterday's NY Times had a little blurb on page A17 from an AP report about how the White House was selling off Amtrak:

The Bush administration sent Congress on Thursday its plan to turn Amtrak into a private company that would focus on running trains in competition with other rail lines. It would set up a federal-state partnership to maintain tracks and stations.

The bill would also authorize money for projects on the Boston-Washington corridor, which carries nearly half of all passenger ridership. "This legislation is a lifeline to a dying railroad company," Transportation Secretary Norman Y. Mineta said.

Today, of course, the front page Times news is that all high speed Acela trains have been stopped because of cracks in the brakes:

Amtrak took all its Acela Express trains out of service early Friday morning after a government inspector looking under a train following a speed experiment noticed cracks in the brakes, and a quick check found hundreds of similar flaws on other trains.

The discovery of widespread fissures in the brake discs disrupted the travel plans of more than 10,000 people who ride the Acela Express trains every weekday along the Northeast Corridor between Boston, New York and Washington.

Huh. This administration sure knows how to completely destroy our country's infrastructure, doesn't it?

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Maybe Prayer Can Wait a Few Minutes…

My mom is an active Christian and has been her whole life. She attended Lutheran schools as a kid, went to a Lutheran university, has been a member at the same Lutheran church since before I was born, and never skips a week, whether rain or shine. I’m not sure she’d refer to herself as a liberal Christian, even though she actually is one. She’s a feminist, she supports gay rights, she disdains the use of religion as a weapon to condemn others, and she still regularly reflects on her own faith, opening herself up to ideas like universal salvation. She firmly believes that God has a sense of humor, and she’s got a great sense of humor herself.

Yesterday, she sent me the following email. I asked her if I could put on the blog, to which she agreed.

Dear one,

I just had to share this with you! I am Prayer Chain captain. (You need not address me as "Cap'n" unless you really wish). I was reading my Portals of Prayer this morning and there was a good devotion on prayer that I thought might be good to share with the other people on Prayer Chain. I didn't know if there was an online site for it, so I put Portals of Prayer in my Yahoo Search. I got as my results:

1. Portals of Prayer - Daily Devotions from Concordia Publishing House

2. Lutheran Mission Prayers

3. The Temple of Clitoris!!!!! (HUH?!!!)

Guess which one I accessed first.

Love you,
Momuschka
LOL! I haven’t looked at the site myself, but all I can say is, if it was as promising as it sounds, I hope she and my dad had a fun night.

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Important Announcement

I'm addicted to Zuma.

If you don't know what Zuma is, don't find out. It will steal your soul. (And lots and lots and lots of your time.)

Boink. Boink. Boink.

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Question of the Day

This has been a long damn week. Between the passage of the bankruptcy and estate tax bills, and the announcement of "Justice Sunday," I'm ready to pack it in. But I won't. I'll just take a break from the news for a bit. Even though it's late in the day, I figured it's never too late for a Question of the Day...

In the book meme thread, Shaker DonkeyNuts asked: How come you took to the internet? Open your heart and tell us what made it attractive to you.

An interesting question. I wish I had an interesting answer, but the truth is, I was just angry about what was happening in our country, and I wanted to do something besides feel helpless. I honestly never expected to have readers, or that anyone would ever be the least bit interested in what I had to say. That’s what brought me here; what has kept me here is the opportunity it gives me to learn something new every day, the sense of camaraderie I feel with other bloggers and non-blogger commenters like the irreplaceable Oddjob, and the challenge of trying to write something vaguely intelligent and interesting each day.

It’s also just nice to have a regular writing gig. I have written a novel of which I am very proud, which was resoundingly rejected by every agent to whom I sent it, always with a note that it was brilliant, that someone should and will publish it, but that it was just “too literary” for them. In other words, it stinks – lol. So the likelihood of my ever making a living as a writer is probably somewhere between nil and none. It’s still something I enjoy immensely, however, so this is a nice outlet for that particular hobby.

And now I’ll open it up for everyone: how come you took to the internet?

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Friday Limerick

Again, I am quite fucking pissed
That the Right once more hasn’t missed
A chance to proselytize
And the Left demonize,
Led by the dour glower of Frist.

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Friday Blogrollin’

Welcome:

Bark Bark Woof Woof, which I’ve been meaning to blogroll for ages, and kept forgetting. Sorry, MB!

Ditto The Disgruntled Chemist, who, again, I’ve inadvertently omitted for awhile. Sorry, DC!

Jesus Was Not a Republican, which we’ve all no doubt said at one time or another. Erinberry’s got plenty more good stuff to say, too.

Laughing Wild, home of Maurinsky, who knows how to put on a good pissed-off post.

What Do I Know?, well authored by one of the Chatty Kathys.

And finally, Preemptive Karma, because Carla was going to hunt me down and kill me if I didn’t add her to my blogroll…but mainly because it’s a good blog. :-)

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Bankruptcy Bill Benedicts

Prepare to get pissed.

Here they are. The 31 flavors of Democratic treachery who voted in favor of the bankruptcy bill (via Atrios):

Melissa Bean, Illinois
Robert Marion Berry, Arkansas (Member of the New Democrat Coalition)
Sanford Bishop, Georgia (Member of the Blue Dog Coalition)
Dan Boren, Oklahoma
Leonard Boswell, Iowa (Member, Blue Dog Coalition)
Rick Boucher, Virginia
Dennis Cardoza, CA
Ben Chandler, Kentucky
Jim Costa, CA
Bud Cramer, Alabama
Henry Cuellar, Texas
Lincoln Davis, Tennessee
Chet Edwards, Texas
Bart Gordon, Tennessee
Ruben Hinojosa, Texas
Darlene Hooley, Oregon
Steve Israel, New York
William Jefferson, Louisiana (Co-Chair of the DCCC)
Rick Larsen, Washington
Jim Matheson, Utah
Carolyn McCarthy, New York (member of the NDC)
Mike McIntyre, North Carolina (member of the NDC)
Charlie Melancon, Louisiana
Collin Peterson, Minnesota (Member, Blue Dog Coalition)
Nick Joe Rahall, West Virginia (DLC Member)
Mike Ross, Arkansas (Member, New Democratic and Blue Dog Coalitions)
Dutch Ruppersberger, Maryland
John Salazar, Colorado (Ken’s brother)
David Scott, Georgia (Member, Blue Dog Coalition)
Ike Skelton, Missouri
Albert Russell Wynn, Maryland

Shameful.

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Friday Blogwhorin'

Your chance to blogwhore yourself, someone else, or link to anything else of interest.

What's going on?

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Liberals Are (Still) Right

In a spectacularly shitty bit of reporting that fails to mention Democrats had confirmed 95% of Bush’s nominees as of October, (well beyond the 81% approval rating granted Clinton, 77% granted G.H.W. Bush, and 88% granted Reagan), which is the single most pertinent fact required to properly contextualize how astonishingly disproportionate and inappropriate is the behavior of the GOP on any issue surrounding the judiciary, the NY Times brings us the story of the Republicans’ next charge: that Democrats are anti-faith for blocking 10 of Bush’s judicial nominees.

As the Senate heads toward a showdown over the rules governing judicial confirmations, Senator Bill Frist, the majority leader, has agreed to join a handful of prominent Christian conservatives in a telecast portraying Democrats as "against people of faith" for blocking President Bush's nominees.

[…]

Dr. Frist has threatened that the Republican majority might change the rules to require only a majority vote on nominees, and Democrats have vowed to bring Senate business to a standstill if he does.
As well they should. What a bunch of pouty, insolent babies the GOP are. Not to mention illogical and disingenuous, as per usual: another little tidbit ignored by the Times is that these are the same judicial nominees previously rejected by the Dems, but instead of finding more adequate nominees, the GOP has decided to try to ramrod through the only nominees blocked by the Dems, threatening to eradicate the filibuster and demonizing the Dems in the process.

The nominees the Dems have blocked hold some of the most conservative views found among the judiciary on abortion rights, prayer, and public religious expressions including religious displays. Hence, the Dems are now being tagged anti-faith, despite concerns that the nominees positions lend themselves to possible decisions would likely infringe upon the rights of those practicing faiths other than Christianity, in addition to separation of church and state issues. Of course, Frist and his band of Christian soldiers won’t be deterred by a little technicality like the truth, so on they plow, unconcerned for and undeterred by the lies they must tell to be “good Christians.”
Fliers for the telecast, organized by the Family Research Council and scheduled to originate at a Kentucky megachurch the evening of April 24, call the day "Justice Sunday" and depict a young man holding a Bible in one hand and a gavel in the other. The flier does not name participants, but under the heading "the filibuster against people of faith," it reads: "The filibuster was once abused to protect racial bias, and it is now being used against people of faith."

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Some of the nation's most influential evangelical Protestants are participating in the teleconference in Louisville, including Dr. James C. Dobson, founder of Focus on the Family; Chuck Colson, the born-again Watergate figure and founder of Prison Fellowship Ministries; and Dr. Al Mohler, president of the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary.

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The telecast also signals an escalation of the campaign for the rule change by Christian conservatives who see the current court battle as the climax of a 30-year culture war, a chance to reverse decades of legal decisions about abortion, religion in public life, gay rights and marriage.

"As the liberal, anti-Christian dogma of the left has been repudiated in almost every recent election, the courts have become the last great bastion for liberalism," Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council and organizer of the telecast, wrote in a message on the group's Web site. "For years activist courts, aided by liberal interest groups like the A.C.L.U., have been quietly working under the veil of the judiciary, like thieves in the night, to rob us of our Christian heritage and our religious freedoms."
This is, of course, bullshit. Mr. Perkins has as much freedom to practice his religion whether abortion is legal or not, whether gays can marry or not. What he deems restricting his religious freedom is more accurately described as restricting his ability to impose his religious beliefs on others. I’ve never heard a Jew or a Muslim complaining that they were being robbed of their religious freedom because bacon’s for sale at the grocer. Just because it’s there doesn’t mean you have to buy it. As I’ve said before:
Liberals do not want Christians to be unable to practice their religion; in fact, we want them to be able to practice their religion in any way they see fit…until, that is, it infringes on the rights of non-Christians to practice their religion, or non-believers to not practice religion at all. It is possible for all to coexist, so long as each is respectful of the others’ rights.

My rights end where yours begin. It’s such a simple but powerful concept, yet it is anathema to Conservatives, because it necessarily excludes their desire to control and force their dissenters to succumb to their will. It isn’t enough that they can change the channel when Queer Eye for the Straight Guy comes on; the show must be taken off the air altogether. It isn’t enough that they can put up Nativity scenes in their churches and in their homes and on their lawns; there must be one at City Hall, too. It isn’t enough that their children can pray and learn about creationism at home and at church; they have to be able to do it at school, too, and so must all the other kids, irrespective of their families’ views. It just isn’t ever enough.

[…]

Only having rid the country of minorities, gays, feminists, evolutionists, atheists, pacifists, abortionists, stem cell researchers, the poor, the needy, the infirm, immigrants, environmentalists, animal rights activists, non-Christians, and anyone else who disagrees with them could they be happy. Or such is their claim. But without anyone upon whom to pass judgment, I wonder how long such contentment could possibly last.
It comes down, of course, to Choice: The power, right, or liberty to choose from a number of possible alternatives. What, I wonder, is so difficult about the definition of choice as to render it incomprehensible to the religious Right? Or, is it that they understand the concept, but seek to limit choices, lest their wretched mortal souls be tempted to make the wrong ones?

Liberals are right on this issue. The judiciary should not be allowed to be stacked with those who seek to limit rights on the basis of a moral code that the entire country does not share—and more importantly, that the entire country is not compelled to share. That’s exactly what freedom of religion is all about. It’s about choice, and the attempts to limit choices only to those deemed acceptable by a single religion (and, specifically, certain denominations of a single religion) are not only outrageous—they’re un-American.

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BuzzFlash Interviews Riverbend

The interview of the author of Baghdad Burning is fascinating—sad, hopeful, informative, scary. Certainly a different perspective than we get from our own media.

The White House makes it very simple when talking about the insurgency -- foreign, Islamic terrorists. It's hardly that simple. I guess most Iraqis believe there is resistance and there is terror. Resistance is coming from various sources -- former Iraqi army people, Islamists, Ba'athists, nationalists and ordinary people who hate this new way of life Iraqis are being relegated to. Terror is also coming from various sources and in many cases it is a complete mystery. Many people believe the attacks against the police force and security forces are the work of outsiders or people who want Iraqis to hate the resistance. It's difficult to tell at this point just what is going on.
The lack of nuance, and level of certainty, in the news we receive about the insurgency is startling. Iraqis aren’t always sure of its exact source, but know its origins are manifold. Conversely, we’re told that the source is singularly foreign, Islamic extremists, with such certainty as to suggest a definitive answer. There is clearly no sense on the part of this administration that no information is better than bad information, and so we are left with an ill-informed populace, who, if not totally ignorant, are deeply misinformed.
I have fears of fundamentalism of any type. I fear Sunni fundamentalism and Shia fundamentalism. I fear we might be slowly working our way towards a state run by Mullahs and clerics. I fear Iraq being turned into another Iran by parties like Da'awa and SCIRI, currently being promoted by the occupation powers. It is not Islam that I fear -- I am a Muslim and a practicing one -- it is the deformation of Islam practiced in places like Iran and Saudi Arabia that I fear.
It strikes me that in addition to the violent, physically catastrophic war the Iraqis must suffer, they are compelled to combat a culture war of the same tenor against which we struggle here. While the administration bungles Iraq, turning it into a breeding ground for Muslim extremists, who use their religion as a justification for the oppression of others, back at home, the GOP-led executive and legislative branches continue their assault on the judiciary, on gay rights, on reproductive rights, on civil liberties, on free and fair elections, on the environment, etc., using their religion and twisted definitions of patriotism as their own justification.

If the growth such fundamentalism is not curtailed in both Iraq and the US, Bush’s legacy may well be of a president under whose watch radical extremists of two different religions found new homes in two different parts of the world, undermining the future of two different countries.

Read the whole interview. Riverbend has a lot more to share.

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Blog Meme: The Eyes Have It

I was struck with the idea last night of an image-driven meme, and it occurred to me that one can nearly always tell everything one needs to know about someone by his or her eyes. And, eyes make for interesting imagery.

So, I’m introducing the Eyes Meme. Just a couple of shots, or a single shot, of one’s eyes, for others to make of them what they will.

The Eyes of Shakespeare’s Sister:







Tag, You’re It:

The Dark Wraith, who I’m sure still has a picture or two lying around from his days of corporeal wandering upon the planet.

Pam, who has seen a fair number of pictures of me, including some of my childhood that are truly shocking, and can vouch for me when I say be glad that I didn’t stick my whole ugly mug up here.

Ezra, who has bravely bared his chest, and now must bare his soul, to which, so they say, the eyes are the window.

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Bankruptcy Bill Passes; Sis Loses Her Shit

More great fucking news today: it passed.

A 302-126 vote by the House sent the legislation to President Bush, who is eager to sign it, the biggest rewrite of the bankruptcy code in a quarter-century.
Oh, I'll just bet he is. It hasn't been since he sent our troops to die in Iraq using cooked intelligence that he's been able to destine so many people at once for utter misery with the mere stroke of his pen. I'll bet he'll be jerking it like a horny monkey all over the Oval Office until the paper comes across his desk, at which time a destitute single mother with no healthcare and a chronic illness will be brought in to be ceremoniously gang-raped by the entirety of the GOP leadership to celebrate their big honking success.

Debate in the House was acrimonious as Democratic opponents warned that the measure would hurt the economically vulnerable.

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Opponents say the change would fall especially hard on low-income working people, single mothers, minorities and the elderly and would remove a safety net for those who have lost their jobs or face crushing medical bills.

The legislation "protects the credit industry at the expense of the consumer," Rep. Alcee Hastings, D-Fla., declared in House debate. "It will drive more Americans deeper into financial crisis and weaken the nation's economy and social structure."

But backers in Congress and the financial services industry argue that bankruptcy frequently is the last refuge of gamblers, impulsive shoppers, divorced or separated fathers avoiding child support, and multimillionaires - often celebrities - who buy mansions in states with liberal homestead exemptions to shelter assets from creditors.
Well, that’s a fair point. I can’t tell you how often I’ve thought about how important it was to screw single mothers, minorities, and the elderly, not to mention entire nuclear families who are devastated by crushing medical bills, or returning soldiers who were entrepreneurs before they left and failed businessmen upon their return, just to make sure MC Hammer didn’t get to keep his mansion.

Of course, there was a way to make sure that multimillionaires wouldn’t get to use homestead exemptions and little Joe Schmoe down the street who works at the mill would. In fact, the Democrats proposed 35 such amendments, including exemptions for returning soldiers and victims of identity theft. The GOP leadership, however, wouldn’t even allow a vote on any of them.

The GOP was almost shockingly vindictive with this legislation, including provisions such as the requirement forcing people in bankruptcy to pay for credit counseling. What the hell good is it going to do to compel someone who’s going bankrupt because of medical bills (which is the most common reason, by the way, not irresponsible spending) to attend credit counseling? And what the hell kind of bullshit is it to make them pay for it?! Unbelievable.

And you want to know the big savings we’re all getting from all of this?

Rep. David Dreier, R-Calif., said the legislation would save American families an average $400 a year in higher interest rates now charged to consumers to recoup losses from those who abuse bankruptcy proceedings.
Wow. $400 annually. So not worth it. $400 is a pretty small insurance policy to pay to make sure you’d keep your house if you were ever forced into bankruptcy.

The GOP isn’t really interested in saving American families $400, though, or anything else, for that matter. We all know what this is really about, and if you need any further evidence, juxtapose this:

It marks the second major change in law to benefit business since Republicans increased their House and Senate majorities in last fall's elections.
…with this:

After eight years of strenuous efforts by congressional backers, banks and credit card companies, the legislation was catapulted toward enactment starting earlier this year.
What a zany coincidence that all the strenuous efforts of the money grubbers couldn’t get them diddlyshit until the foxes were guarding the henhouse. Cocksucking dogwanking bastards. Goddammit, I’m sick to the bloody teeth of the GOP’s bullshit. Pricks.

As for the Dems who voted for this piece of swill, I’ll deal with you later.

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Coming Out Party

Several days ago, Minnesota Republican State Senator Paul Koering came out after refusing to back a Republican-led push for an anti-gay amendment, and not only did he come out of the closet—he came out in favor of exposing closeted politicians who support anti-gay policies. (Pam also has a post about this here.)

As a proud Republican legislator who stood alone against his party to take a stand against what he sees as discrimination, Koering’s support for reporting on “hypocritical” gay politicians—including Republicans—is certain to send a shockwave through the Washington gay community.

"Somebody who is possibly in the closet and uses their bully pulpit or their position to bash gay people or to make gay people’s lives difficult...and are in essence leading a double life — people like that need to be exposed for the hypocrite that they are," Koering says.
It’s interesting that someone in Koering’s position supports the outing of anti-gay but closeted politicians, a practice that remains controversial. Of his two comments, that he’s gay and that he supports outing campaigns, it is the latter that many even on the Left will consider the most shocking. Both the Human Rights Campaign and the Log Cabin Republicans are against outing campaigns; Mike Rogers of blogACTIVE, who is leading the charge against closeted anti-gay pols, defends it thusly:
What community is expected to harbor its enemies from within when a president is squarely aiming a constitutional amendment at it during an election campaign? It's not about private lives. They are deciding to use sexual orientation as a weapon…
What community is expected to harbor its enemies from within? Excellent question. It’s utterly unreasonable to expect the LGBT community to protect (and respect) an anti-gay pol’s closeted status when hiding his/her sexual preference could be the very thing allowing him/her to cast votes against gay rights. That some liberals argue against outing shows, I believe, nothing more than an unacknowledged discomfort with homosexuality itself—that it is something to be ashamed of, in some way, and that those who want to hide it, even at the expense of others in the gay community, should be allowed to do so. Consider:

If an anti-choice crusader was discovered to have had multiple abortions, would it be fair game? If a virulent racist was discovered to have sired an illegitimate mixed-race child, would it be fair game? If a proponent of limiting individual freedoms under the cover of defending “moral values” was discovered to be an inveterate gambler, or an adulterer, would it be fair game? If a war hawk was discovered to have avoided the draft, or shirked his duty, would it be fair game?

I believe most people, on either side of the ideological aisle, would answer yes to those questions, and in some cases, we already have, because, as astute political junkies will realize, they’re not all hypothetical.

It is important to realize that in outing campaigns of any kind, whether you’re outing a moralizing philanderer or an anti-gay rights homosexual, the point is to unearth the dirty little secret, and part of some Lefties’ discomfort with outing closeted anti-gay pols is that it seems to point to homosexuality itself as the dirty little secret. That’s wrong. It’s the choice to stay closeted that’s the dirty little secret, and it’s only dirty if you’re a politician voraciously pursuing an anti-gay rights agenda. Hiding in a cozy little closet isn’t anyone’s business, until you start fireproofing it and setting fire to the rest of the house.

Koering did two brave things—he came out, and he endorsed the outing of closeted anti-gay pols.

Days later, outgoing Lawrence, Kansas mayor Mike Rundle, outed himself, too:
Before leaving office, [Rundle] announced he was gay, partly because of a statewide vote in favor of an amendment to the Kansas Constitution banning gay marriage and civil unions for gay couples.

"It is with dignity and pride that I acknowledge that I have been Lawrence mayor and in all likelihood, Lawrence's first gay mayor," Rundle said Tuesday night after finishing his one-year term. His announcement was greeted with applause from the audience and fellow commissioners.
The closet doors are being thrown wide. As gay politicians continue to out themselves, in both parties, it will become increasingly difficult to advocate the denial of equal rights to gay and lesbian constituents—and more important to hold accountable those who would seek to do so while trading in on a presumption of straightness. And, as Koering notes:
“[T]he people that you find who are hollering the loudest and who are putting people down the most are the ones that have the most to hide,” he added. “They’re so uncomfortable in their own skin that they have to tear everybody else down to make themselves feel good.”
If thou dost protest too much, thou might be next to receive an invitation to the Coming Out Party. My recommendation: RSVP with a smile. Evacuate that crappy little closet. Forget the advocacy of the anti-gay legislation your party and/or constituency demands of you. You’ll live better not selling your soul piece by piece to those who would throw you to the wolves if they knew your heart. Fuck ’em. Be free.

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Eddie Izzard Blogging: Sprechen Sie…? Edition

On the importance of bilingualism (Americans, take heed—it’s globalism, baby):

In Europe we have 200 languages. Two hundred languages! Just count them! I know you won’t! … And future generations of Europeans, I’m sorry Europeans, but we’re going to have to be bilingual. We are going to have to be, and English speakers hate this.

“Two languages in one head? No one can live at that speed! Good Lord, man! You’re asking the impossible!”

“But the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!”

“Yes, but they’re cheating! Everyone knows marijuana is a drug enhancement, that can help you in track and field, to come last in a team of eight million…eight million other runners who are all dead.”

I don’t know how the Dutch do it, but anyway – because we’re going to have to learn! And the reason we’re going to have to learn is, one, for being groovy, and just getting out there and doing it, but the second one, we just lose a lot of business, in Europe. In the rest of Europe. Because German people phone up and go, “Wir haben fünf millionen Deutschmark, für die Auto…”

“Just fuck off, willya mate?! [hangs up] I thought he was speaking German, I told him to go away! I said… I don’t know, something about fünf millionen Deutschmark and I told him to get knotted! We don’t want any of his Deustchy Markys. We do?! We do want that?! Oh, I’m terribly sorry! Oh fuck, redial.”

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Quote of the Day

I know it’s early in the day, but I doubt anything’s going to beat this. AMERICAblog’s Michael:

In a bold step forward, Saudi Arabia's top cleric (who is of course a puppet of the government) has come out AGAINST the practice of forcing women to marry. Congratulations! And welcome to the 20th century.

Unfortunately, it's the 21st century.
LOL!

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Feelin’ the Squeeze

Dear House of Representatives,

Thanks.

Love,
The Middle Class

P.S. If you need us, we’ll be here.

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DeLay Apologizes (Or So the Headlines Would Have Us Believe)

This was the headline: DeLay apologizes for rhetoric in Schiavo case

Any of the following, however, would have been more accurate:

DeLay apologizes for inflammatory language; still advocates undermining judiciary

DeLay apologizes for tone of previous statement without changing position

DeLay apologizes for rhetoric appearing to threaten judges with violence; continues to threaten their jobs

DeLay backed into a corner; whimpers, then attacks

DeLay babbles incoherent non-apology; still a total douchebag

DeLay did express regret for saying, after the death of Schiavo, that the judges who refused to reinsert the brain-damaged woman's feeding tube would one day "answer for their behavior."

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"I said something in an inartful way. I am sorry I said it that way," DeLay said.

He said he favors an independent judiciary but made it plain that he does not intend to give up congressional efforts to rein in "activist" judges.

"We've got jurisdiction over the courts. We set up the courts, and we can unset the courts," DeLay said. "We have the power of the purse."
So, in fact, DeLay was making an apology for the actual words he used, not for the underlying rhetoric—not for the Right’s continued attack on the judiciary.

And, regardless of the nature of his apology, isn’t the bigger (by a fucking long shot) issue in this story that the House Majority Leader continues to espouse the idea that the courts are meant to act at the behest of the legislature?

DeLay leads charge to permanently undermine system of checks and balances; electorate waves goodbye to democracy

How’s that for a headline?

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Question of the Day: Election Reform Edition

A few days ago, I askd: if you could pass any three pieces of legislation, what would they be?, and election reform topped just about everybody's list. So today, a follow-up question for discussion: What election reforms are most needed?

Paper trails? Abolish the electoral college? Shorter campaign seasons? Further campaign finance reform? All of it?

Which are the most important, and why?

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From the You’ve Gotta Be Shitting Me Files

Just when I think I’ve heard it all, Norbizness directs my attention to this little gem:

Tom Green County [Texas] commissioners have moved one step closer to building a 620-bed faith-based prison with the creation of the Concho Valley Community Facilities Corp.
That’s right. A faith-based prison. Technically, prisoners of every faith are allowed to sign their oath of faith to get transferred to this newfangled corrections facility, but it will be guided by Christian principles. And they promise, cross their hearts and hope to die, not to evangelize.

I can only imagine the marketing campaign that will be rolled out to advertise this opportunity to prisoners incarcerated at other prisons: Join a chain gang for Jesus! Yeesh.

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