Planet of the Dopes

Julie Saltman:

Brad Plumer has a post discussing Mormonism and some of its more bizarre practices. I'd just like to add one thing to his list, which I learned from a lapsed Mormon friend. She tells me that, under Mormon theology, if you are a really really good Mormon (and if you are male) then when you die you get to be the god of your own planet. Damn. How cool is that? That sounds way more fun than frolicking around on some cloud, playing a harp or singing hymns or something.

I've questioned a number of Mormons about this point, and it really does seem to be true…
This begs the question: are members of the Bush administration actually dead Mormons? Because they certainly seem to be living on a different planet than I am.

No explanation for Condi, though.

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Gay Kids Under Threat

The Evil Petting Zoo’s Justin Cognito on another attempt to slide fascism in through the back door:

A Georgia school district is considering a rule saying that all kids must ask permission from parents before joining any extracurricular activities. Sounds innocent, right? Well, seeing as the proposal was put forth by some people who anted to squelch the school's GSA, it really isn't.

Cox contends the proposal is NOT intended to suppress membership in such [controversial] groups [as the GSA].

Really. Yeah, I guess all that uproar in White County is about the chess club, too.

Yes, I'm sure that's it.

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Schaivo

Awhile ago, I wrote the following about the Schiavo case:

I personally believe that Terri should be allowed to die. Those who are in a permanent vegetative state do not have any higher cognitive function, which frankly, seems like a blessing, as having self-awareness while trapped inside a totally nonfunctional body seems a fate worse than death.

This case seems to pit those who believe we should have the right to die with dignity at our own choosing, should we be faced with a terminal affliction (barring extraordinary measures) that allows no chance of recovery, with those who believe in a right to life at all costs—that "culture of life" our president (who signed the execution orders on over 100 people while governor of Texas) is so keen on talking about. …
Read the rest at Big Brass Blog.

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The World Will Be Ours

Via Dianne, from Pourquoi Pas, posting at the Alternate Brain:

The Pentagon has released the summary of a top secret Pentagon document, which sketches America's agenda for global military domination.

Michel Chossudovsky runs it down for us and things don't look good.
Doesn’t look good indeed. Michel writes:

There has been no press coverage concerning this mysterious military blueprint. The latter outlines, according to the Wall Street Journal, America's global military design which consists in "enhancing U.S. influence around the world", through increased troop deployments and a massive buildup of America's advanced weapons systems.

While the document follows in the footsteps of the administration's "preemptive" war doctrine as detailed by the Neocons' Project of the New American Century (PNAC), it goes much further in setting the contours of Washington's global military
agenda.

It calls for a more "proactive" approach to warfare, beyond the weaker notion of "preemptive" and defensive actions, where military operations are launched against a "declared enemy" with a view to "preserving the peace" and "defending America".

The document explicitly acknowledges America's global military mandate, beyond regional war theaters. This mandate also includes military operations directed against countries, which are not hostile to America, but which are considered strategic from the point of view of US interests.

WTF?! Go read Michel’s whole synopsis, and you tell me if the phrase “world domination” doesn’t pretty much sum up the intent of this unfuckingbelievable scheme.

(Associated reading: Armchair Generalist on Two Years, 1520 Dead, and One Democracy Later.)

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On Why Joe Lieberman is a Twat, Part 938

Ezra:

If I were Joe Lieberman and highly-respected economist Paul Krugman was criticizing me on misrepresenting a fiscal matter, I think I'd assume his exhaustive understanding of the issue trumped my experience as AG of Connecticut and leave the matter there -- who reads and remembers Paul Krugman anyway? But I am not Joe Lieberman and the guy who is Joe Lieberman clearly believes different tactics are in order. So he wrote in to the New York Times to explain why he was right and Krugman wrong. And that was where it stood until highly respected economist Brad DeLong took up the issue and explained to Lieberman exactly where he was wrong and why his statements made no sense.
Seriously, Joe. Give it up.

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Prescient Moments

Way back in October, I wrote a post about my feeling that straight liberals have an obligation to defend gay marriage rights, in which I invoked one of my favorite quotes from the Reverend Martin Niemoller.

Yesterday, AMERICAblog’s John Aravosis posted the following:

Isn't it interesting how quickly the far-right's campaign to control gay marriage has turned into a campaign BY THE SAME PEOPLE to control YOUR marriage.

From bioethicist Art Caplan, PhD:

Remember the recent debate about gay marriage and the sanctity of the bond between husband and wife? Nearly all of those now trying to push their views forward about what should be done with Terri Schiavo told us that marriage is a sacred trust between a man and a woman. Well, if that is what marriage means then it is very clear who should be making the medical decisions for Terri — her
husband.


From Martin Niemoeller, Berlin Lutheran pastor arrested by the Gestapo and sent to Dachau concentration camp in 1938; the Allied forces freed him seven years later:

In Germany, the Nazis first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, but I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up for me.
Same quote. Same point. We’re all in this together. There’s just so such thing as secondary issues anymore, folks.

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Bloggrrls: Armed with the Truth Edition

Well, I certainly didn’t believe that my little blog would create the furor it has over the past couple of days.

First, I need to say a couple of things about the intent of my original post, because as its contents were spread without context in some cases, the intent may have been lost. What I did not intend was to browbeat anyone into giving me a link or to embarrass anyone. My intent was to address the intellectual dishonesty of those who will privately espouse sexist views, and mask them in public with explorations of the disparity between male and female bloggers in the upper ranks without addressing their own complicity in that disparity.

[...]

The truth is, the whole “what are women’s issues and who should be talking about them” debate is specious, and is in fact little more than a red herring designed to deflect attention from the real issue—that sexism is still alive and well, even among some men who fancy themselves feminists. The contention that we must first define “women’s issues” belittles this entire quandary to a semantic argument. The truth is, women’s voices are still not heard in the upper echelons on most issues; suggesting they must be incorporated simply so that “women’s issues” are effectively addressed conveniently ignores that fact.

Read the rest at Big Brass Blog.

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Friday Blogrollin'

Armchair Generalist, who does a lot of great work on military stuff—not my strong suit, which is why, among other reasons, I depend on the Fixer and Gordon so much (who you should be reading, if you’re not already), and AG makes a nice addition in that department.

Mad Kane, for all kinds of good reasons, not the least of which is her mad limerick skills.

Feministe, whose recent post about the anti-abortion laws coming to the table in my beloved but inimitably frustrating state of Indiana is a must read for all Hoosiers.

Julie Saltman, whose recent post on Scalia is so right-on (as is everything else she writes).

Lance Mannion, because he gives good baseball blog, too…and I still ask my dad to tell me the story about meeting Satchel Paige over and over again.

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Friday Limerick

On Bloggrrls…

The topic, some say, is a bore,
And ask us to prattle no more,
Though I’ve got a feeling,
We’ve cracked the glass ceiling.
I am woman; you will hear me roar.

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Question of the Day (Non-Rhetorical)

Although intolerance is generally regarded as anathema to most liberals, and we continue to talk about making our tent bigger and ever more inclusive. (See recent discussions regarding national pro-life Democratic candidates, for example.)

However, there are some ideas that are just patently absurd--abstinence-only sex education, for example. Often, we tell each other to be tolerant of such views because we must be inclusive of the devoutly religious, but my contempt for abstinence-only sex education is that it just doesn’t work.

There is a distinct difference between being intolerant of people, and being intolerant of their ideas. That seems to me the very kind of nuance we Lefties love, yet many among our ranks insist on a continued move to the right in an attempt to accommodate ideas and policies that aren’t worth our attention. So, here’s my question. Isn’t it time that liberals started learning to embrace a little selective intolerance?

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Question of the Day (Rhetorical)

Well, I guess the squeaky wheel really does get the grease, eh?

(Welcome, Atriosians. Thank you, Mr. Black.)

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Liberals Will Save America

[After the recent NY Times article about the expansive use of what might quite fairly be called propaganda by the Bush administration, I thought it was a good time to revisit a post I originally wrote back in January. It received a good response at the time, but my readership has since expanded, and so I felt it was worth reposting at the top. Hope you enjoy.]

I am tired of hearing that liberals hate America. Making that fallacious claim is a regrettably effective tool of the Right, which is why it has become their most trusted and oft-invoked response to any criticism issued from an even remotely liberal source. While it was initially just an easily dismissed irritant, it has now become problematic to the point of costing us elections, and it’s time we laid this deceptive assertion to rest once and for all.

My immediate reaction to hearing a conservative say that liberals hate America is that the opposite is true. Conservatives in large part resist the very things that America is meant to stand for, including, as their base increasingly depends on the religious, a secular rule of law. Trying to undermine the separation of church and state, the separation of powers, and the democratic ideals upon which the country was founded has always seemed to me indicative of a distaste for what America really is. But the truth is, neither liberals nor conservatives hate America. What they hate is each other’s visions of America.

It comes down to the difference between strength and power, which are two very distinct things. I once addressed this notion in discussing the differences between Kerry and Bush as men, leading up to the election, but it did not occur to me at the time that it stood as metaphor for the differences between two vastly divergent political movements as well.

Bush and his conservative supporters celebrate America as a superpower. Her greatest strength in their eyes is the industrial-military complex, the capitalist model, her strong economy. And there is little argument that America is a world leader in these areas, that each of them has afforded her a position of leadership among nations. But that is not strength; that is power. And make no mistake, power is what they seek. Power, force, might, bring ‘em on, dead or alive—this is the language of the Right. It has little to do with strength, and everything to do with control.

Conservatives seek first and foremost to control ideas, which is why they are not above resorting to propaganda in the form of federally-funded videos masquerading as news stories, payoffs to media operatives to shill on behalf of their education policy, or using a federal agency to promote their agenda regarding its own future. Part of their control of ideas and the public discourse of their policies is continued efforts to control the media, whether through media consolidation and ownership (Fox) or intimidation (CBS). Journalists who ask tough questions are threatened with severed access, which makes for a difficult and uneventful career.

The media, in large part, is under conservative control, despite their constant claims to the contrary—the much ballyhooed liberal slant of the media is, of course, simply part of their ploy to ensure stories favoring their agenda. In the interest of fairness, and in an attempt to deflect criticism of liberal bias, media outlets find themselves in the position of equating a Democrat exaggeration with a Republican lie, in the interest of “balance.” The Right has learned that controlling the media is as simple as making repeated accusations of impropriety, until they are sufficiently cowed as to ignore always-plentiful Republican scandal in favor of searching out Democratic foibles so as to appear to give each side equal scrutiny. The result is that the Right is often left to wreak havoc upon the populace without much inquiry, while the Left finds itself stuck indefinitely under a looking glass.

Control of ideas, control of the media, control of weaker allies by promises of financial retribution to those who join our coalition of the “willing,” control of opposition by infiltrating groups of dissenters, squashing demonstrations, keeping Congressional Democrats out of meetings, and deeming filibusters as somehow inherently wrong…the list goes on and on, each individual tactic serving as an integral function of their primary goal: holding on to their ability to control. They will do anything to stay in power, from undermining elections, to stacking the courts with like-minded judges, to keeping money out of the hands of social service groups that don’t bend to their religious agenda. For Conservatives, it’s not about how you play the game; it’s only about how you continue to win at it.

And their definition of winning is one that liberals will never understand. Winning is not simply having control of all three branches of government, nor is it having the power to impede the steady march of progress that has seen liberals win battles from ending slavery to granting gays and lesbians the right to marry in Massachusetts; they will not be happy until we say they are right. Only complete and total acquiescence to their ideology will satiate them. Having been on the wrong side of every issue since the Revolution—including the Civil War, the New Deal…even rural electrification—doesn’t deter them in the slightest. They will never give up their fight for control until there is no one left to disagree; in other words, they will never give up.

In contrast, Liberals’ vision of America has everything to do with strength and little to do with control. Liberals argue that America’s greatest strength has always been her progressiveness, her awkward struggle for egalitarianism, her existence as a melting pot where all people are meant to be free. The opposite of control, the Liberal view is about personal freedom and finding the balance that ensures the expression of one person’s right doesn’t infringe on another’s.

Liberals want each person to have the freedom to develop his or her individual strengths, in the interest of making America as strong as it can be. Such a position requires nuance that is lost on our opposition. Take, for example, the debate over guns. The NRA sides consistently with Conservatives, who were quite content to let the ban on assault weapons lapse, which endangers us all, particularly our police who are most likely to come face to face with one of the previously-banned weapons in the hands of someone willing to use it. Liberals believe in a balance—allow the sporting rifles and handguns desired for hunting and self-protection, and ban the weapons that have no functional use other than the indiscriminate slaughter of other people. It is a reasonable position that seeks to ensure the protection of some while not impeding on the recreational and safety concerns of others. Yet this stance has been demonized by Conservatives as a backdoor attempt to undermine the Second Amendment—a fabricated bill of goods designed only to malign an idea that is in opposition to theirs, which is, once again, on the wrong side of the issue.

Liberals’ desire to facilitate personal freedom in a spirit of mutual cooperation extends to their views on providing a safety net for Americans, including access to affordable health care, workers’ rights, and Social Security. Taxation is a vital source of federal revenue to provide such programs, and the Conservatives’ inexhaustible barrage of complaint about taxes is not only tiresome but counter-productive. A society at the mercy of ill, unemployed, and/or destitute masses is not a strong society, and there but by the grace of the fates go any of us. Directing federal funds to keep the most vulnerable among us from falling off the edge is in all of our own best interests, for humanitarian and practical reasons. This is, unfortunately, an argument lost on much of America, the Conservatives having successfully denigrated this position as “tax and spend liberalism,” a waste of taxpayers’ money on those who deserve whatever lamentable fate befalls them.

Similarly misconstrued is Liberals’ position on religion in the public sphere, which came to a head during the holiday season, when it was repeatedly claimed that Liberals were trying to ban Christmas. Recognizing that there are significant numbers of Americans who are not Christians, Liberals want to acknowledge that perhaps the public sphere (i.e. government property) is not the most appropriate place for celebrations of Christmas. Asking Christians to contain Christmas to the private sphere (i.e. non-taxpayer funded arenas) does not demean Christmas. It simply does away with the notion that the government endorses one religion over another. Despite Conservatives’ suggestions otherwise, America was not founded as a specifically Christian country, and although the separation of church and state only provides for a prohibition on State-sponsored religion, compelling the use of taxpayer dollars for acknowledgement of one religion’s high holiday and not another’s is close enough to warrant concern. And one’s relationship with God (or lack thereof) should have no business dictating the flow of federal funds; if a Christian-identified group does good work for the poor, let them receive any and all appropriate grants, and if an atheist-identified group does the same, let them receive the same benefit.

Liberals do not want Christians to be unable to practice their religion; in fact, we want them to be able to practice their religion in any way they see fit…until, that is, it infringes on the rights of non-Christians to practice their religion, or non-believers to not practice religion at all. It is possible for all to coexist, so long as each is respectful of the others’ rights.

My rights end where yours begin. It’s such a simple but powerful concept, yet it is anathema to Conservatives, because it necessarily excludes their desire to control and force their dissenters to succumb to their will. It isn’t enough that they can change the channel when Queer Eye for the Straight Guy comes on; the show must be taken off the air altogether. It isn’t enough that they can put up Nativity scenes in their churches and in their homes and on their lawns; there must be one at City Hall, too. It isn’t enough that their children can pray and learn about creationism at home and at church; they have to be able to do it at school, too, and so must all the other kids, irrespective of their families’ views. It just isn’t ever enough.

And that is their vision of America—a country where their views are imposed upon everyone. (Differences among their own ranks, making this implausible even were all Liberals to disappear, do not register.) Only having rid the country of minorities, gays, feminists, evolutionists, atheists, pacifists, abortionists, stem cell researchers, the poor, the needy, the infirm, immigrants, environmentalists, animal rights activists, non-Christians, and anyone else who disagrees with them could they be happy. Or such is their claim. But without anyone upon whom to pass judgment, I wonder how long such contentment could possibly last.

In the end, most Americans love what they think America can be, whether that vision is of an oasis from racism, a world leader in humanitarianism, a capitalist beacon, a theocracy, or anything else. But there are two main views—that of a country full of opportunities for control and power concentrated in the hands of a few, or that of a country full of opportunities for individual freedom, from which a collective strength can be drawn.

The Conservative view ultimately benefits a very small minority; the Liberal view benefits us all. That’s why Liberals are right, and as soon as we learn to effectively communicate that message, it’s why Liberals will save America.

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Monkey on the Judiciary

A Kung Fu Monkey, that is. (Although I certainly hope that subject header evoked images of a chimp humping Scalia’s leg.)

After astutely pointing out that Judge Kramer’s decision on gay marriage in California is not, in fact subverting the way America is supposed to work, but indeed is indicative of the system working exactly as the Founding Fathers designed it to work, KFM offers an interesting insight about so-called “activist judges” versus the numbers:

As of this month, going by the latest Quinnipac and CBS polls, recognition of SOME sort of legal agreement between gays comes in around 45-50% now -- using the word "marriage" changes the numbers considerably, showing again the power of semantics. More tellingly, support for a Constitutional Amendment banning even marriage (the hot button word getting the biggest negative response) barely clears 40% in most polls. What does this indicate? What opposition there is, it's not as deep as it is broad. So, while one can argue either side of the issue, it's not so far out in the land of bizarre-o that the courts are breaking basic social construct by tackling the issue.

However ...

... when the Supreme Court struck down the bans against interracial marriage in 1968 through Virginia vs. Loving, SEVENTY-TWO PERCENT of Americans were against interracial marriage. As a matter of fact, approval of interracial marriage in the US didn't cross the positive threshold until -- sweet God – 1991.

Damn activist judges, eh?
And what, I wonder, are the odds that approval of interracial marriage in the US would have crossed that threshold even by so late a date if it had been indefinitely allowed to remain a criminal act?

Sometimes the stragglers at the tail end of the slow march of progress need a boot to get them moving forward again. When the legislature won’t provide it, it’s the judiciary’s job to deliver it instead. Marginalized groups were never meant to have no recourse against discriminatory practices, particularly those so woefully devoid of legal standing, even if the will of the majority is to extend the codified biases in perpetuity. Just because something is popular doesn’t make it right.

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Number of The Beast

In The Dark Wraith’s market round up yesterday, he notes that when the recently released numbers for the fourth quarter of 2004 are added, America’s trade deficit for last year totals to the rather portentous number of $666 billion dollars. As Wild Clover points out, the fact that George Bush’s policies contributed to the creation of this number could be construed as further evidence that he is indeed, The Anti-Christ.

Personally, I am not convinced that someone with Bush’s sorely obvious lack of intelligence could actually be the said spawn of Satan, and that if he does in fact hail from the nether planes then he is far more likely to be a demon of the ball-licking imp variety, than anything that approaches the Great Architect of Evil’s malevolent grandeur. Also, from what I hear, The Dark Wraith is quite well informed of events in The Underworld, and I am certain he would have alerted us if Bush were anything more than the simple idiot he appears to be.

However, all this got me to thinking: while George Bush is almost certainly not from Hell, there is an excellent chance that he will be headed there once the time comes for him to depart this mortal coil. This begs the interesting question of what punishment will await him once he arrives. What torture could possibly balance such acts as Gulf War II, The Bankruptcy Bill and oilrigs in our Arctic National Wildlife Reserve, etc?

Well, Dante had some very imaginative ideas about the sorts of punishments that sinners would endure in the after-life. A brief tour of Dante’s Inferno follows:

Before checking in at The Hotel of Eternal-Pain (A subsidiary of The Holiday Inn group), our commander-in-chief will first have to face Minos, whose job it is to judge each individual as they pass the gates, and assign to them the torment that best meets their transgressions. Once judgment has been passed, the sinner will be transported to one of the nine circles of Hell, each of which is designed to house a particular type of sinner, and mete out the appropriate punishment.

The first circle, Limbo, is reserved for virtuous pagans – people that lived good lives but were not baptized.

The second circle is where those who were overcome by lust are sent, and here they will endure eternity trapped in violent storm.

The third circle is for gluttons, who are placed face down in the stinking mud, and gnawed upon by the three-headed dog, Cerberus.

The fourth circle is for those who either hoarded material possessions, or were profligate with them. So I suppose we’re talking about the intemperate, here. Sinners inhabiting this circle are made to push giant boulders for all eternity.

The fifth circle is for the wrathful, who must fight one another in the waters of the river Styx, and the slothful, who stay trapped beneath its surface (guess I better practice holding my breath).

The sixth circle is located in the catacombs beneath Satan’s city of Dis. This is where heretics are kept in fiery agony.

The seventh circle contains the violent, who are trapped in a river of boiling blood, the suicidal, who are turned into thorny trees (?!), and the blasphemous, who must wander a burning hot desert, while rains of fire fall upon them.

The eighth circle is where it gets really serious, and all sorts of evildoers are housed here. Corrupt politicians in rivers of burning pitch; hypocrites clad in cloaks that are made of solid gold on the outside and lead on the inside; thieves being chased by venomous snakes; sowers of discord, who are torn apart, only to heal and be torn asunder again – in short, you really don’t want to find yourself here.

And finally, the ninth circle, where traitors are kept frozen in a lake of ice.

From the sounds of things, Bush is going to enjoy quite the whistle stop tour. Would anyone care to comment on which circle they think ol’ George should be kept, or posit any devious punishments of their own?

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Ouch!

Signorile takes on what I can only believe is a truly, truly mixed up collection of people: Gay Republicans. (Via AMERICAblog.)

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Get Real

Kevin Drum’s at it again.

I’m not going to pick on him today, because after the wallops he took last time he broached the subject, I’ve got to give him credit for having the balls to go after it again. Instead, I’m simply going to highlight his inclusion of the following from Dahlia Lithwick:

And so a clutch of women are left on the pink margins of the page, to wring our hands and, well, discuss among ourselves. The subtext will thus remain that anyone choosing to speak out on this is somehow hysterical or overemotional; that this is not a "serious" problem since serious people (i.e., men) aren't addressing it. All of which practically guarantees that nothing will be done about defining, measuring, or redressing the issue in the long term. Claims that no man wants to step on the landmine of political correctness, gender stereotyping, and identity politics should not justify bowing out of the conversation. Maureen Dowd, Deborah Tannen, and Anne Applebaum are smart, serious people. They have taken the time to initiate a conversation. They deserve serious responses from men and women alike.
Well, here’s my very serious response.

We’re not going to get anywhere as long as the male bloggers who post about this issue continue to do so with such appalling intellectual dishonesty. In private emails, male bloggers who publicly wring their hands about how to solve the problem of the dearth of women bloggers in the upper echelon, will admit that the reality is the difficulty of finding women worth linking to.

Women don’t give me much linkable material.

Women write on subjects that don’t interest me.

Women don’t know how to compromise on abortion rights.

Why don’t women post about Social Security? It affects them, too.

Women don’t write commentary, don’t come up with new ideas.

Gender politics is all secondary issues.


The day I see any one of those notions let loose for open debate on one of the blogs authored by a man who holds those opinions is the day we might actually get somewhere with this discussion. Until then, take all the disingenuous bullshit philosophizing about whether women can hack the blogosphere, the percentage of women in the blogosphere, and all the rest of it, and shove it up your asses.

I’m willing to have a long and interesting conversation with anyone who’s willing to tell me point blank that I and other women bloggers don’t write on subjects that interest them and don’t give them much linkable material. I’m willing to discuss it for as long as it takes to convince them that gender politics (including both women’s issues and gay rights issues) are not secondary issues to half their party, and that the idea of anyone calling him- or herself a political blogger who ignores political issues of primacy to large swaths of their party is patently absurd. I’m willing to have a talk about the deeply ingrained and insidious sexism that is really at the root cause of this problem.

But as long as there’s a collective reluctance to replace the faux suppositions with the real prejudices in the navel-gazing posts, there’s no one with whom to have that conversation. Except, of course, my fellow bloggrrls, none of whom ever actually believed it’s anything other than the same old tired biases, anyway. Being more creative at disguising them behind your wide-eyed mystification about where all the women are isn’t clever; it’s pathetic.

[UPDATE: Lest anyone think I'm a total shady bitch, I did secure the authors' permissions for referencing the content of private email exchanges before writing this post. The only condition was anonymity.]

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blogScream

Please scroll down (and to the right) and check out the new addition to the blog, courtesy of the Dark Wraith.

Highly excellent, don'tcha think?

UPDATE: The Dark Wraith says:

I need to point out to all of your readers that you let me use you and your blog as the test subjects for the subscription version of blogScream release 1.0, since I needed a willing blogger and the remote blog site to do the final calibrations.

A few last minute adjustments are going to be made this afternoon, and then you'll see a post this evening on The Dark Wraith Forums telling bloggers how they can subscribe to blogScream for their blogs and have headlines syndicated from time to time on the news wire.

That having been said, everyone here should always remember that blogScream first went to subscription here at Shakespeare's Sister.

With a nod to Pam from Pam's House Blend...

I should have pointed that first time 'round. Sorry. :-)

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Question of the Day

If George Bush were to be sainted, of what would he be made patron saint?

(And yes, I am indeed looking for sarcastic responses.)

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Wolfowitz to Head World Bank

World says: “Thanks, we’ll just put our money under the mattress.”

Blogenlust:

If there was ever any doubt that John Bolton's nomination as UN Ambassador was anything but a big F.U. to the rest of the world, I submit to you Exhibit A--Karen Hughes to the State Department to improve relations with the Muslim world, and now, Exhibit B--Paul Wolfowitz to become the president of the World Bank…

In the immortal words of C-3PO, "We're doomed."
Ezra:
Bush is nominating Wolfowitz to head the World Bank. Wolfowitz. Sorry, just have to say that a few times to make it feel real. Wolfowitz. A guy who knows nothing about economics. Wolfowitz. A guy who's detested by Europeans as a main architect of our foreign policy. Wolfowitz. A guy who licks his comb.
Think Progress:
One of the primary objectives of the World Bank is to combat global poverty. Outgoing World Bank president James Wolfensohn understood the link between global poverty and global security. Paul Wolfowitz, however, remains blind to the impact poverty has on dangers like terrorism and civil unrest.

“If we want stability on our planet, we must fight to end poverty. Since the time of the Bretton Woods Conference, through the Pearson Commission, the Brandt Commission, and the Brundtland Commission, through to statements of our leaders at the 2000 Millennium Assembly - and today - all confirm that the eradication of poverty is central to stability and peace.” – Outgoing World Bank president James D. Wolfensohn, 10/3/04

VERSUS

These people are not fighting because they’re poor. They’re poor because they fight all the time. ” – President Bush’s nominee for World Bank president Paul Wolfowitz, Congressional Testimony, 6/6/96

“We hear a lot of talk about the root causes of terrorism. Some people seem to suggest that poverty is the root cause of terrorism. It’s a little hard to look at a billionaire named Osama bin Laden and think that poverty drove him to it.” – Wolfowitz, 11/15/2002
Is there some regulation of which I’m not aware that says the president of the World Bank has to have “wolf” in his name? Maybe getting rid of that rule would be a good idea, so we could open up the nominations to include someone MORE FUCKING QUALIFIED AND LESS GLOBALLY REVILED THAN PAUL WOLFOWITZ!!!

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The Art of the Arctic

In further appreciation of the Dems who stood up for the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge...



This undated file photo provided by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service shows caribou grazing inside the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, Alaska. Mindful of rising oil and gasoline prices, a sharply divided Senate was close Wednesday, March 16, 2005, to removing the biggest obstacle to opening the ecologically rich Alaska wildlife refuge to oil drilling. (AP Photo/U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service, File) Via Comcast News

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