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Trump Is a F#@king Racist, Part One Zillion in an Endless Series

[Content Note: White supremacy; nativism; misogyny.]

Yesterday, Donald Trump tweeted this racist shit about Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez of New York, Rashida Tlaib of Michigan, Ilhan Omar of Minnesota, and Ayanna Pressley of Massachusetts:

So interesting to see "Progressive" Democrat Congresswomen, who originally came from countries whose governments are a complete and total catastrophe, the worst, most corrupt and inept anywhere in the world (if they even have a functioning government at all), now loudly......

....and viciously telling the people of the United States, the greatest and most powerful Nation on earth, how our government is to be run. Why don't they go back and help fix the totally broken and crime infested places from which they came. Then come back and show us how....

....it is done. These places need your help badly, you can't leave fast enough. I'm sure that Nancy Pelosi would be very happy to quickly work out free travel arrangements!
As many people have already noted, all four of the congresswomen targeted by Trump are U.S. citizens, so this is just more of the nativist birther shit on which he's made his political name, starting with his birther campaign against President Barack Obama.

I'll come back to that, but I also want to note very clearly that accusing sitting members of Congress of being uppity for having ideas about "how our government is to be run" shows, yet again, Trump's hostility to the most basic notion of the separation of powers. The president doesn't unilaterally run the U.S. government. Congress is a coequal branch which has as much authority over "how our government is to be run" as the executive branch.

Naturally, Reps. Ocasio-Cortez, Tlaib, Omar, and Presley had some thoughts for the president.

Ocasio-Cortez tweeted: "Mr. President, the country I 'come from,' & the country we all swear to, is the United States. ...You are angry because you can't conceive of an America that includes us. You rely on a frightened America for your plunder. You won't accept a nation that sees healthcare as a right or education as a #1 priority, especially where we're the ones fighting for it. Yet here we are. But you know what's the rub of it all, Mr. President? On top of not accepting an America that elected us, you cannot accept that we don't fear you, either."

Tlaib tweeted: "Yo @realDonaldTrump, I am fighting corruption in OUR country. I do it every day when I hold your admin accountable as a U.S. Congresswoman. Detroit taught me how to fight for the communities you continue to degrade & attack. Keep talking, you'll be out of the WH soon. #TickTock"

Omar tweeted: "As Members of Congress, the only country we swear an oath to is the United States. Which is why we are fighting to protect it from the worst, most corrupt and inept president we have ever seen. You are stoking white nationalism because you are angry that people like us are serving in Congress and fighting against your hate-filled agenda."

Pressley, quoting Trump's words, tweeted: "THIS is what racism looks like. WE are what democracy looks like. And we're not going anywhere. Except back to DC to fight for the families you marginalize and vilify everyday."

And of course they got backup from the People's President:


One thing I want to emphasize, again, is that one of the primary reasons Trump currently occupies the White House — and has the attendant platform from which to disgorge this despicable trash — is that lots and lots and lots of people who should have known better treated him like an entertaining joke through most of his candidacy, despite the fact that he launched his political career with a birther campaign and, long before that, was a public racist who had been sued by the Justice Department for housing discrimination and purchased newspaper ads calling for the death of the Central Park Five.

I'm old enough to remember when people who urgently warned that Trump was a dangerous authoritarian racist and misogynist were told to stop being such killjoys and ruining everyone's fun making fun of the silly man with the weird hair.

And the purpose of saying that, once more, at this particular moment is that it's still happening. Even now, even as the sitting president goes after women of color serving in the U.S. congress, engaging in rank nativism and racism and misogyny, asserting his authoritarianism as he demeans them as human beings and demeans the role of U.S. Representatives in federal governance, there are still people who have nothing but jokes.

We need more than fucking jokes. It is long past time to treat Donald Trump with the gravity his bigotry and tyranny deserve.

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Primarily Speaking

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Welcome to another edition of Primarily Speaking, because presidential primaries now begin fully one million years before the election!

Well, this is very good news in which I have zero faith but I sure hope it's right! "Rachel Bitecofer's Negative Partisanship Model — which nailed the 2018 midterm elections — predicts Democrats will win the presidency in 2020." Terrific!

The only problem that I can see is that there was far less election interference in the midterms than the last presidential election, and less than what I'm already seeing in this one. Which was probably by design, so we would have faith that our democracy still works, ahead of foreign interference that Senator Ron Wyden says will "make 2016 look like small potatoes."

So I'm not sure the same model will work in 2020 that worked in 2018. But here's hoping!

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Candidates are scrambling to meet the ludicrous rules for debate qualifications for the fall debates, which of course were established a million years ago and have fuck-all to do with what is actually happening now in the Democratic primary, including ratfucking to elevate spoiler candidates:
Of the 20 candidates who qualified for the first round of debates in June and July, just six are sure to appear in the September-October round, when the Democratic National Committee requires participants to hit 2% in multiple polls and 130,000 individual donors. Though many campaigns are worried, DNC Chairman Tom Perez has resisted pressure to relax the requirements.

"We put our rules out for debate participation months earlier because we wanted to give people time," Perez said in an interview. "We want to be fair to everyone."

There's still time for struggling candidates to recover. All 20 contenders who appeared on the debate stage last week will return for the late July debates. And, for now, only a fraction of voters are paying close attention to the unfolding Democratic contest.

But failing to qualify for the September-October debates could be lethal to any candidate, regardless of whether they formally drop out of the race.
I swear to the fates if Tom Perez's garbage rules mean FOR EXAMPLE that a certain former HUD Secretary who is one of the Democratic Party's greatest assets does not make the fall debate but a certain dipshit witch does, I will lose my fucking mind.

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Politico declares: "The 2020 Democratic Primary Is Suddenly Wide Open." Why? Because, as Democratic strategist Colin Strother explains, people have realized that old white dudes aren't the only game in town, and "Bernie and Biden were largely living off of inertia." LOL ouch! Harsh but true.

That the content is opening up is a testament to the quality of many of the other candidates — and to the fact that Joe Biden is a terrible candidate. He was a terrible candidate twice before, and he's a terrible candidate now.

[Content Note: Racism and homophobia.]

Following his dire performance during the first debate, Biden gave a speech in Chicago about his civil rights record, during which he actually said the following words: "We've got to recognize that kid wearing a hoodie may very well be the next poet laureate and not a gang-banger." Because you know how those are the only two options for Black kids? JFC.

If that weren't enough, he then gave a speech in Seattle on Pride weekend, during which he said that gay rights have come a long way and, only five years ago, if someone "made fun of a gay waiter" at a business lunch, everyone would have just let it go. The audience did not appreciate that assertion. Nor did most of the adult human beings who heard that garbage.

On Twitter, Ashton Pittman noted: "Exactly 5 years ago, ABC's What Would You Do? planted a hidden cam in a Mississippi restaurant to see how diners would react to blatant, homophobic attacks on a gay couple. They repeated the experiment. Each time, Mississippi diners got up and came to the gay couple's defense."

And if that weren't yet enough, CNN's Andrew Kaczynski located video of Biden in 1981 defending his support of "legislation at the time — that was being filibustered by liberals — which would stop courts' ability to order busing."

Naturally, Biden fans are OUTRAGED by all of this, because apparently they didn't realize they are supporting a dude who, had he not gotten rich pretending to be liberal, would be just another old white dude sitting at home in a recliner watching Fox News right now.


Senator Cory Booker continued to make the case that Biden isn't the nominee we need at this moment in time: "[Booker] questioned Sunday whether [Biden] could be a uniter on race if he wins the Democratic presidential nomination, accusing Biden of having an 'inability to talk candidly about the mistakes he made.' ...'Whoever our nominee is going to be, whoever our next president is going to be, really needs to be someone who can talk openly and honestly about race,' Booker said during an appearance on Meet the Press. 'I'm not sure if Joe Biden is up to that task given the way the last three weeks have played out.'"

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Meanwhile, of course Senator Kamala Harris is facing a "backlash" after calling out Biden's shitty record on busing. And it's not necessarily from the people you'd expect. I was truly disappointed to see, for instance, that among the vocal critics of Harris is former Senator Carol Moseley Braun, the first Black female senator: "We can be proud of her nonetheless, but her ambition got it wrong about Joe. He is about the best there is; for her to take that tack is sad." Honestly, that Moseley Braun thinks that Biden is the best there is or could be is what's sad.

Harris stands by her decision to question Biden, because she has integrity and gumption: "'It may make people uncomfortable to speak the truth about the history of our country but we must speak the truth,' the California senator told reporters Sunday outside San Francisco's city hall after marching in the city's gay pride parade. 'We must agree that there not only is fact that is the basis for these truths but that we should recommit ourselves to also agreeing that these things should never happen again,' Harris said." Yes.

[CN: Racism] I mentioned on Friday that Harris is now the target of a gross birther campaign that questions her authenticity, and in some cases her citizenship, because her parents are Jamaican and Indian. Senator Elizabeth Warren is taking up space in solidarity with her opponent: "The attacks against Kamala Harris are racist and ugly. We all have an obligation to speak out and say so. And it's within the power and obligation of tech companies to stop these vile lies dead in their tracks."

As is Senator Michael Bennet: "These attacks on Kamala Harris are racist and disgusting. I'm proud to call her my friend and colleague, and I'll continue to stand with her against these vile comments. They have no place in our political discourse."

And Senator Kirsten Gillibrand notes that "we ladies have to stick together."


Very sweet.

In other news, Harris celebrated PrideA with a glittering rainbow jacket! Yay!

And Julián Castro celebrated Pride with lots of friends!


[CN: Nativism] Beto O'Rourke headed south of the border "to meet with kids and families who came to our country seeking asylum but who have been turned back by this administration's unlawful and inhumane policies," and did a good thread about the human beings he met and spoke to, people to whom we refuse to grant refuge.

Rep. Tim Ryan went off on one about Trump going to North Korea to kiss dictator ass: "I have no idea why he is shaking hands with a dictator who just in May was sending missiles into the Sea of Japan. You don't reward that kind of behavior with a visit to your country from the president of the United States. ...This is historic — him going to North Korea is like Chamberlain going to talk to Hitler." I don't think that's quite the right analogy, cough, but Ryan's outrage is well-directed.

Mayor Pete Buttigieg continues to be a fundraising juggernaut, having raised $24 million in the second quarter from more than 230,000 new donors, which makes over 400,000 total individual donors. That is a lot to keep track of, especially for a new campaign, and I hope they are staying on top of making sure each of those donations is legal. That is not, to be abundantly clear, a commentary on Buttigieg; it is a commentary on the fact that foreign interlopers will be trying to discredit surging candidates any way they can.

Senator Bernie Sanders doesn't believe that the age of a candidate should be an issue. I'm sure he doesn't! Also, he says: "I think we've got a good chance to win this thing. But if, perchance, it is not me, I will do everything I can to support the winner and make sure we defeat Donald Trump." I've heard that before.

John Hickenlooper is still definitely running for president.

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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Nativist Wreck Mark Morgan Appointed Acting Commissioner of Customs and Border Protection

[Content Note: Nativism; abuse.]

Following the announcement yesterday that at least 100 children who had been moved out of a concentration camp with "appalling" conditions were being moved back, Commissioner of Customs and Border Protection John Sanders resigned, or was forced out, and Trump has appointed Mark Morgan to be acting commissioner.

At the Washington Post, Nick Miroff and Josh Dawsey report: "A week after beginning his reelection campaign with promises of mass deportations, [Donald] Trump sent the agencies responsible for immigration enforcement deeper into disarray on Tuesday, replacing his interim border chief with a figure he plucked from cable news punditry last month."

A figure he plucked from cable news punditry.

[CN: Video may autoplay at link] At the Huffington Post, Roque Planas has more details on Morgan's tenure at Fox News as professional nativist wreck:

A week later, Morgan returned to the show for what was already his third appearance. This time, he took aim at child migrants ― a group generally viewed with sympathy by even the toughest voices on immigration.

"I've been to detention facilities where I've walked up to these individuals that are so-called minors, 17 or under," Morgan said. "I've looked at them and I've looked at their eyes, Tucker — and I've said that is a soon-to-be MS-13 gang member. It's unequivocal."

In the five months that followed, Morgan became Trump's most prolific media cheerleader on immigration. He racked up nearly 100 television and radio appearances following his debut on Tucker Carlson Tonight, running the gamut from CNN to conservative talk radio programs hosted by Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity.

No outlet embraced him more wholeheartedly than Fox News.
After saying on air that he has looked into the eyes of children and seen future gang members, Morgan, Planas notes, "will now head an agency that currently has thousands of migrant children in its care."

On Twitter, BuzzFeed's Hamed Aleaziz observes: "Per DHS official, Mark Morgan has been picked to take over CBP and Matt Albence is now back as acting director of ICE. White House allies are now in charge of the 3 immigration components: USCIS, ICE, CBP."

Donald Trump launched his political career engaging in nativism with his birther campaign against President Barack Obama. He launched his 2016 presidential campaign engaging in nativism by descending on an escalator to declare Mexican immigrants rapists. He has spent the first years of his term engaging in all manner of nativist malice against Muslim and Indian and Latinx people. He launched his reelection bid by declaring a purge of undocumented immigrant families and is consigning migrant children to concentration camps.

And now he has solidified control over every immigration arm in the federal government by appointing sycophantic minions who will execute his sadistic vision without question or compunction.

[CN: Image of death at link] People are already dying. Trump doesn't even have to establish death camps; he just has to instruct his ghouls at USCIS, ICE, and CBP to shut down access points to refugees, forcing them across deserts where they die of exposure or rivers where they drown. He just has to allow toxic conditions at "detainment facilities" to kill people by neglect or disease or just the goddamned heat.

It is urgent to impeach him. This must happen now.

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We Resist: Day 735

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One of the difficulties in resisting the Trump administration, the Republican Congressional majority, and Republican state legislatures (plus the occasional non-Republican who obliges us to resist their nonsense, too, like we don't have enough to worry about) is keeping on top of the sheer number of horrors, indignities, and normalization of the aggressively abnormal that they unleash every single day.

So here is a daily thread for all of us to share all the things that are going on, thus crowdsourcing a daily compendium of the onslaught of conservative erosion of our rights and our very democracy.

Stay engaged. Stay vigilant. Resist.

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Late yesterday and earlier today by me: Pelosi Reiterates: No SOTU While Government Is Closed and Trump Backs Down; Won't Give SOTU and Shutdown Is Making Air Travel Increasingly Unsafe and Reps. Maxine Waters and Adam Schiff to Investigate Deutsche Bank and I Am Here for It!

Here are some more things in the news today...


Niels Lesniewski at Roll Call: Wilbur Ross Doesn't Understand Why Furloughed Federal Workers Need Food Banks.
Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross says he does not understand why federal employees who are furloughed or have been working without pay during the partial government shutdown would need assistance from food banks.

Several credit unions serving workers at federal departments and agencies have been offering stopgap loans, as they have during previous shutdowns. But it’s not clear how those loans would even be sufficient as the shutdown enters its second month.

"I know they are, and I don't really quite understand why," Ross said Thursday when asked on CNBC about workers getting food from places like shelters. "Because, as I mentioned before, the obligations that they would undertake, say borrowing from a bank or a credit union are in effect federally guaranteed."

But in addition to the federal employees who are set to miss another paycheck at the end of this week, there are many federal contractors who have no expectation of ever getting the missed payments back.
Which means they might be unable to pay the loans back. But anyway, Ross doesn't think it's that big a deal. He also said (for real, which I feel obliged to make clear, because this sounds like I'm making it up): "Put it in perspective: You're talking about 800,000 workers, and while I feel sorry for the individuals that have hardship cases, 800,000 workers if they never got their pay, which is not the case they will eventually get it, but if they never got it, you're talking about a third of a percent on our GDP. So, it's not like it's a gigantic number overall." This fucking guy.

I just keep thinking about the survey from three years ago which found that "56 percent of Americans said they have less than $1,000 in their checking and savings accounts combined" and "nearly a quarter (24.8 percent) have less than $100 to their name." We are a nation of people most of whom can't come up with $1,000 in case of emergency and our Commerce Secretary doesn't understand how furloughed workers can't just make it without getting paid indefinitely.

Lisa Rein and Eric Yoder at the Washington Post: Federal Workers Affected by Partial Shutdown to Be Billed for Dental, Vision Coverage. "The 800,000 federal employees furloughed by the partial government shutdown and working without pay were warned Wednesday that they must pay their dental and vision premiums beginning this week or they could lose their coverage. The workers are not at risk of losing their health insurance benefits, which will stay in effect through the duration of the shutdown — and for as long as a year — even if they are not receiving a paycheck, with their accumulated premiums deducted from their pay once their agency reopens. However, that protection does not extend to vision and dental insurance, and starting with their second missed paycheck at the end of this week, employees will be billed directly for premiums for dental and vision coverage."

Katelyn Marmon at ThinkProgress: The Shutdown Exposes Just How Vulnerable Federal Workers Are. "As the shutdown enters its second month without much progress toward reopening the government, hundreds of thousands of federal workers are bracing to miss their second paycheck in a row. ...For federal employees who are unable to do their jobs, being caught in the crossfire of a political debate is not what they signed up for when they decided to become a public servant. And when they're unable to do their work, everyone suffers. 'It's sad that we're actually being held hostage,' said [Ed Hill, a 22-year employee of the Census Bureau who is currently furloughed]. 'We serve the American public. So not only are we being held hostage — people that we serve, the American public, is being held hostage.'"

Brian Faler at Politico: 'Extraordinarily Angry and Very Upset Taxpayers': IRS Faces Chaotic Tax Season Amid Shutdown.
The IRS is facing tax season amid the shutdown with new rules that could complicate filing for millions of Americans — and a potential shortage of workers to handle the returns — raising the possibility of refund delays and angry taxpayers.

...The public, meanwhile, will be filing for the first time under Republicans' sweeping tax overhaul, H.R. 1, and many will surely be confused by changes made as part of the biggest tax code rewrite in a generation. At the same time, even experts are unsure whether workers have had the correct amount of taxes withheld from their paychecks, which could mean that many people accustomed to receiving refunds may instead owe the IRS.

...It is shaping up to be a big test of the Trump administration and is an increasingly important pressure point in the fight over the ongoing partial government shutdown.

"Everybody is concerned," said John Koskinen, who stepped down in 2017 as IRS commissioner. "There would have been uncertainty and challenges even without the shutdown — the shutdown is just exacerbating all of that."
Meanwhile, over at the Department of Homeland Security...


Tanya Snyder at Politico: 'We're Done': Shutdown Strikes Small, Midsize, and Rural Transit. "The government shutdown is pushing some of the nation's small, midsize, and rural transit systems to an existential crisis, prompting bus agencies to scale back service, prepare for furloughs, or even contemplate closing their doors entirely. ...The trauma for crucial transportation lifelines in rural or small-town America, including in states [Donald] Trump won in 2016, underscores the damage the 34-day shutdown is inflicting hundreds or thousands of miles from Washington, D.C. While the loss of federal dollars is hitting transit systems large and small, including those inside the Beltway, the most vulnerable agencies are those that don't get significant state support. And their riders are primarily low-income seniors, people with disabilities, and veterans."

I guess if you don't need to eat, you don't need to be able to get to the grocery store — or your job or your doctor or anywhere else, either.

Fucking hell.

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Staff at the Daily Beast: Russia Tells Trump: Leave Venezuela Alone. "Russian Deputy Foreign Minister Sergei Ryabkov said Moscow has thrown its support behind Maduro and directly warned the U.S. against military intervention. 'We consider that would be a catastrophic scenario that would shake the foundations of the development model which we see in Latin America,' said Ryabkov. He went on: 'Venezuela is friendly to us and is our strategic partner... We have supported them and will support them.' Kremlin spokesman Dmitry Peskov said that outside interference in the country was 'unacceptable' and that the prospect of military intervention from the U.S. was very dangerous." Oh.


That's the guy for whom Trump's former campaign chair Paul Manafort and Bernie Sanders' chief strategist Ted Devine used to work. Yup.

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Juliet Eilperin and Brady Dennis at the Washington Post: Civil Penalties for Polluters Dropped Dramatically in Trump's First Two Years, Analysis Shows. "Civil penalties for polluters under the Trump administration plummeted during the past fiscal year to the lowest average level since 1994, according to a new analysis of Environmental Protection Agency data. In the two decades before [Donald] Trump took office, EPA civil fines averaged more than $500 million a year, when adjusted for inflation. Last year's $72 million in fines was 85 percent below that amount, according to the agency's Enforcement and Compliance History Online database." Good grief.

[Content Note: Rightwing terrorism] Luke Barnes at ThinkProgress: Experts Warn of Far-Right Threat as Police Foil Two Separate Violent Plots in One Week. "The Anti-Defamation League (ADL) released its annual report on extremism within the United States this week, revealing that individuals linked to or affiliated with the far-right were responsible for every extremist-related murder committed in the United States in 2018. The report notes far-right extremists were responsible for 50 murders in the 2018, making it the fourth deadliest year on record for domestic extremism in the United States. What's perhaps more alarming is that those murders only represent the tip of the iceberg. Just this week, authorities uncovered two separate violent plots in New York and Utah, both of which were planned out by suspects with far-right leanings, but thankfully not carried out."

[CN: Gun violence] Pilar Melendez at the Daily Beast: Gunman Accused of Killing 5 Women in Florida Bank Shooting 'Wanted Everybody to Die': Ex-Girlfriend. "There were plenty of warning signs. Zephen Xaver — the 21-year-old former prison guard trainee accused of killing five women while holding them hostage inside a bank in Sebring, Florida — had an obsession with guns and death, his ex-girlfriend told The Daily Beast. ...'His fascination with death got worse when we broke up,' she said. ...The 20-year-old said she tried to 'warn people' about Xaver's 'potentially fatal interests'... 'Listen, he was pretty open about the fact that he wanted everybody to die. All he talked about was killing people,' she said. 'He was one of those people that was too into mass shootings you know? He even got kicked out of school for having a dream that he killed everyone in his class.'"

[CN: Erosion of abortion access] Soumya Karlamangla at the LA Times: 60 Hours, 50 Abortions: A California Doctor's Monthly Commute to a Texas Clinic. "She comes here once a month, part of an unofficial network of physicians who travel across state lines to perform abortions in places where few doctors are willing. It's not yet 9 a.m., and the clinic's waiting rooms are filled, navigating them a game of human Tetris. Women with their husbands. Women pushing strollers. Women alone. The young doctor will spend 60 hours in Dallas this trip and perform 50 abortions. She will have to run in the hallways to keep up with her packed schedule."

[CN: Anti-choicery] Josephine Yurcaba at Rewire.News: Valerie Huber's New Role at HHS Could Bring Abstinence-Only Agenda to Global Policy. "Abstinence-only proponent Valerie Huber will move to a new position in the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services' Office of Global Affairs, worrying reproductive health advocates and experts who believe she could push her agenda into the global arena. ...She previously served as senior policy advisor for the Office of the Assistant Secretary for Health. An unnamed department official told Politico that Huber is 'expected to strip references to sexual and reproductive health as well as sex education from the agency's global health documents,' and advocates say that move would have widespread repercussions."

[CN: Misogynoir; birtherism] Savas Abadsidis at Towleroad: #MAGA Troll Jacob Wohl, Who Previously Attacked Mueller, Is Trying to Smear Kamala Harris with Birther Rumors. "Jacob Wohl the troll who attempted to smear Robert Mueller by paying women to make false sexual harassment complaints against him is now targeting 2020 presidential hopeful Kamala Harris. In a tweet on Tuesday, Wohl said that Harris should be disqualified from the presidential race because her parents were not born in the U.S." But she was, which is all that matters.

What have you been reading that we need to resist today?

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Trump Wants to End Birthright Citizenship

[Content Note: Nativism.]

Section One of the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution reads: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws."

It is this part of the Constitution that establishes birthright citizenship — that is, a person born in the United States is automatically a citizen.

There are good reasons for this clause, chief among them that it serves as a preventative against racialized citizenship.

Naturally, that's what many conservatives hate about it, which is why they disgorge vile nativist narratives using obscene phrases like "anchor babies" and "chain migration."

Donald Trump has always used nativism, starting with his birther campaign against President Barack Obama, to cultivate his deplorable following. Leading into the midterms, he's activating them with a steady stream of nativist trash, the latest of which is telling the water-carrying outlet Axios that he intends to rescind birthright citizenship with an executive order.

Said Trump: "We're the only country in the world where a person comes in and has a baby, and the baby is essentially a citizen of the United States...with all of those benefits. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous. And it has to end."

He went on to say: "It's in the process. It'll happen...with an executive order."

The president is not empowered to override a Constitutional amendment with an executive order. Because it seems like such a reach, many people are reacting by dismissing the news out of hand as patently ludicrous.

However: Trump's attack on the 14th Amendment is not coming out of left field. It's coming following nearly two years of: 1. Stacking the judiciary so that any challenges made to such wild executive overreach will have a strong chance of being decided by courts disposed to uphold and enable the administration's authoritarianism; and 2. Escalating attacks on immigrants, including naturalized citizens.


On Twitter, I have possted a long thread detailing the Trump Regime's attacks on documented immigrants. This latest grotesquery did not come out of nowhere.

And while it's absolutely true, as many folks have observed, that Trump's threat to birthright citizenship has been made to shore up the Republican base before the midterms, it would be foolish to believe that's the only reason he made this threat.

Trump doesn't believe in much, but he does believe in white supremacy, nativism, and fealty to him. Trust that this is not merely a talking point to get out the vote for him. It's a real objective.

We misunderstand that reality at our own peril.

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We Resist: Day 440

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One of the difficulties in resisting the Trump administration, the Republican Congressional majority, and Republican state legislatures (plus the occasional non-Republican who obliges us to resist their nonsense, too, like we don't have enough to worry about) is keeping on top of the sheer number of horrors, indignities, and normalization of the aggressively abnormal that they unleash every single day.

So here is a daily thread for all of us to share all the things that are going on, thus crowdsourcing a daily compendium of the onslaught of conservative erosion of our rights and our very democracy.

Stay engaged. Stay vigilant. Resist.

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Earlier today by me: Yesterday Was a Troubling Day in Mueller News and On Trump Being an Anonymous Source and the Political Press Being Stenographers for an Authoritarian Liar and The Trade War Is Escalating Quickly.

Here are some more things in the news today...

Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. was assassinated 50 years ago today. Given his prominent role in United States social justice movements and resistance, I want to lead off today's We Resist thread with this beautiful, wrenching, must-read piece by Kirsten West Savali at the Root, accompanying a must-watch video: 'We've Gotta March Again': Sanitation Workers Remember Martin Luther King Jr.'s Last Battle Cry.
Despite the relentless antagonism and mockery he faced, he came back to Memphis because he had made a promise to the sanitation strikers.

Dr. King had committed himself to their struggle, because within it, he saw the struggle of every black person in this nation: the dehumanizing, back-breaking, soul-destroying realization that white supremacy demanded that they remain in poverty, in servitude, and, if all else failed, dead and buried.

So, despite his bone-deep weariness, he spoke before a crowd of thousands on the night before the day he would be assassinated on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel, getting them ready for the next march in solidarity with the sanitation strikers scheduled to take place on April 8, 1968.
And here is another recommended piece by Senator Kamala Harris at the Grio: On Martin Luther King's Dream and Continuing Fight for Equality. "The genius of Dr. King was that he was both aspirational and a realist. He had the deep faith to believe that we could live up to the ideals embodied in the United States Constitution and the Declaration of Independence, that we are all and should be treated as equals. But he also understood that we would not get there overnight or through faith alone. And he was able to help people appreciate how his cause was theirs as well."

And Rev. Jesse Jackson, who was on the balcony with Rev. King when he was killed, writes in a New York Times op-ed:
As the nation prepares to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the assassination of the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., we should dwell not merely on how Dr. King died but also on how he lived.

He mobilized mass action to win a public accommodations bill and the right to vote. He led the Montgomery bus boycott and navigated police terror in Birmingham. He got us over the bloodstained bridge in Selma and survived the rocks and bottles and hatred in Chicago. He globalized our struggle to end the war in Vietnam.

How he lived is why he died.

...America loathes marchers but loves martyrs. The bullet in Memphis made Dr. King a martyr for the ages.

We owe it to Dr. King — and to our children and grandchildren — to commemorate the man in full: a radical, ecumenical, antiwar, pro-immigrant, and scholarly champion of the poor who spent much more time marching and going to jail for liberation and justice than he ever spent dreaming about it.

...We are in a battle for the soul of America, and it's not enough to admire Dr. King. To admire him is to reduce him to a mere celebrity. It requires no commitment, no action. Those who value justice and equality must have the will and courage to follow him. They must be ready to sacrifice.

The struggle continues.
I'm all in.

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Esther Yu Hsi Lee at ThinkProgress: 'I Just Didn't Think That Our Legislature Would Hate Us This Much': Oklahoma Teachers Speak Out. "'I didn't go into [teaching] for money or anything like that, but I just didn't think that our legislature would hate us this much,' Barger said. She had waited three hours in line earlier in the day along with thousands of other rallygoers to get into the State Capitol Building while being 'whipped around' by gusty 20 to 30 mph winds. 'I just feel like in the 19 years I've been teaching, that the Oklahoma government has systematically just cut and cut and cut and given us no respect. We're almost a hated profession in this state.'"

[Content Note: Video may autoplay at link] Thomas Novelly, Mandy McLaren, and Morgan Watkins at USA Today: All 120 County School Districts Close in Kentucky as Teachers Rally Against Bill That Would Hurt Their Pensions. "All of Kentucky's public schools were closed Monday as thousands of teachers protested a surprise pension reform bill at the state Capitol. ...Many parents brought their children — babies, preteens, high-schoolers — with them to the protest. A trio of young girls were part of the chanting crowd, excitedly yelling, 'This is what democracy looks like!' Late Thursday, the Kentucky Legislature passed Senate Bill 151 to overhaul the state's pension system. Teachers say they were not allowed public access to the process that produced the 291-page bill, and more than 500 teachers flooded the Capitol the next day to protest."

Dana Goldstein at the New York Times: Why Teachers Are Walking Out and What to Expect. "Teachers in multiple states have walked off the job or are making plans to do so after a statewide teachers' strike in West Virginia last month yielded a pay raise and significant public support. Oklahoma teachers clogged the State Capitol on Tuesday, protesting budget cuts and demanding higher wages. It was the second day of a widespread walkout. At least 50 school districts were closed across the state, including those in Oklahoma City and Tulsa. The protests continued in Kentucky, too, where many teachers are on spring break but have swarmed their own Capitol to denounce a pension reform bill. In Arizona, teacher organizers have mounted a grass-roots effort to recruit school representatives across the state, and are particularly interested in building support in rural areas for a potential statewide walkout."

I take up space in solidarity with public educators across the country who want a livable wage in exchange for their labor and the benefits they have been promised as part of their contracts.

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Frank Bajak at the AP: U.S. Suspects Cellphone Spying Devices in D.C.
For the first time, the U.S. government has publicly acknowledged the existence in Washington of what appear to be rogue devices that foreign spies and criminals could be using to track individual cellphones and intercept calls and messages.

The use of what are known as cellphone-site simulators by foreign powers has long been a concern, but American intelligence and law enforcement agencies — which use such eavesdropping equipment themselves — have been silent on the issue until now.

In a March 26 letter to Oregon Sen. Ron Wyden, the Department of Homeland Security acknowledged that last year it identified suspected unauthorized cell-site simulators in the nation's capital. The agency said it had not determined the type of devices in use or who might have been operating them. Nor did it say how many it detected or where.

The agency's response, obtained by The Associated Press from Wyden's office, suggests little has been done about such equipment, known popularly as Stingrays after a brand common among U.S. police departments. The Federal Communications Commission, which regulates the nation's airwaves, formed a task force on the subject four years ago, but it never produced a report and no longer meets regularly.
Oh.


Meanwhile... Joe Uchill at Axios: Outgoing White House Emails Not Protected by Verification System. "The security advocacy group Global Cyber Alliance tested the 26 email domains managed by the Executive Office of the President and found that only one fully implements a security protocol that verifies the emails as genuinely from the White House. Of the 26 domains, 18 are not in compliance with a Department of Homeland Security directive to implement that protocol. Why it matters: Imagine the havoc someone could cause sending misinformation from a presidential aide's account: Such fraudulent messages could be used in phishing campaigns, to spread misinformation to careless reporters, or to embarrass White House employees by sending fake tirades under their names."

I can imagine that! In fact, I imagined precisely that scenario when Hope Hicks casually testified that her email was hacked. Cough.

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[CN: Gun violence] Yesterday, a 39-year-old woman named Nasim Aghdam entered YouTube's headquarters with a gun and began shooting. She shot three people, none fatally, before killing herself. Although early reports suggested she had shot "her boyfriend," San Bruno police later stated that "at this time there is no evidence that the shooter knew the victims of this shooting or that individuals were specifically targeted."

Aghdam's family had reported her missing, and her father "told the Mercury News that he informed authorities his daughter might be going to YouTube because she 'hated' the company."

The police located her in a Mountain View parking lot, sleeping in her car. In a statement, they say: "The woman confirmed her identity to us and answered subsequent questions. At the conclusion of our discussion, her family was notified that she had been located."

After the police told them where she had been located, her brother Googled the location and discovered it was near YouTube HQ, prompting him to quickly call back the police with another warning:
"I Googled 'Mountain View' and it was close to YouTube headquarters, and she had a problem with YouTube," her brother said. "So I called that cop again and told him there's a reason she went all the way from San Diego to there, so she might do something."

He said police told the family they would keep an eye on her, but 12 hours later, the shooting happened.

"So they didn't do anything and she got killed," her brother said. "And three or four more people got hurt."
There absolutely must be an investigation into whether the police should have done more, given Aghdam's family's multiple warnings and her plethoric posts on social media detailing her grievances with YouTube.

But still this is another situation in which perhaps the police did all they were legally able to do. Again what we're left with is this: Perhaps the only crack through which Nasim Aghdam fell was legal gun access.

I hope that her victims have access to the resources they need to make full recoveries. I am so sad and so angry that they were harmed.

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[CN: Nativism; carcerality] Tina Vasquez at Rewire: ICE Held Teen Girl in Majority-Male Detention Center for More Than a Month. "On the afternoon of March 23, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) released a 15-year-old girl and her father from the Berks County Residential Facility, one of three remaining family detention centers in the nation. Berks held the pair for 32 days and for a bulk of the young girl's detainment, she told Rewire.News, she was the only female in an otherwise all-male facility. ...Astrid turned 15 while in Berks and for her birthday, two of her teachers from Easton Area Middle School came to visit her bearing gifts. Anticipating she needed personal items in detention, one of her teachers brought her a large bath towel. According to Donohoe, the teen was thrilled to have a towel that 'covered her body.'" Rage seethe boil.

[CN: Nativism] Alfonso Serrano at Colorlines: Department of Justice Sets Quotas for Immigration Judges to Speed Up Deportations. "On Friday (March 30), the Department of Justice (DOJ) unveiled new production quotas for immigration judges aimed at expediting deportations. The directive will require judges to clear 700 cases a year or face negative performance reviews. The announcement comes as the Trump administration weighs other measures that would speed up deportations of children arrested at the border. ...[I]mmigration judges — and the union that represents them — expressed concern that immigration cases, which vary in complexity, will be rushed through the court system, jeopardizing judicial independence and integrity. 'This is a recipe for disaster,' A. Ashley Tabaddor, president of the National Association of Immigration Judges, told the The Journal." Fucking hell.

[CN: Birtherism] Rebekah Entralgo at ThinkProgress: Trump Appointee Resigns for Promoting Conspiracy Theory Trump Popularized. "A Trump administration appointee at the Department of Defense announced his resignation Tuesday after a CNN report revealed that he posted conspiracy theories about President Barack Obama's place of birth and shared a video that claimed Obama was the Antichrist. The appointee, Todd Johnson, is a former Trump campaign New Mexico state director who joined the Defense Department as an advanced officer in 2017." Jesus fucking Jones, this administration.

[CN: Animal endangerment] Darryl Fears at the Washington Post: A Fierce Opponent of the Endangered Species Act Is Picked to Oversee Interior's Wildlife Policy. "Susan Combs, a former Texas state official who compared proposed endangered species listings to 'incoming Scud missiles' and continued to fight the Endangered Species Act after she left government, now has a role in overseeing federal wildlife policy. Combs was selected by Interior Department Secretary Ryan Zinke as acting secretary for fish, wildlife, and parks. Zinke made the move after his bid to make her an assistant secretary for policy, management, and budget stalled in the Senate."

Maggie Fox at NBC News: 'Nightmare Bacteria' Are Trying to Spread in the U.S., CDC Says. "A new program for testing suspect bacteria turned up unusual antibiotic-resistance genes 221 times in 2017, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention reported. And 11 percent of people screened for these superbugs carried them, even though they had no symptoms, the CDC said. 'CDC's study found several dangerous pathogens, hiding in plain sight, that can cause infections that are difficult or impossible to treat,' said the CDC's Dr. Anne Schuchat. 'While they are appearing all over the place, an aggressive approach can snuff them out.'" If only we had a government that would actually support that! Oh well. Time to become a doomsday prepper.

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We Resist: Day 203

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One of the difficulties in resisting the Trump administration, the Republican Congressional majority, and Republican state legislatures is keeping on top of the sheer number of horrors, indignities, and normalization of the aggressively abnormal that they unleash every single day.

So here is a daily thread for all of us to share all the things that are going on, thus crowdsourcing a daily compendium of the onslaught of conservative erosion of our rights and our very democracy.

Stay engaged. Stay vigilant. Resist.

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Here are some things in the news today:

Earlier today by me: "He seems to think the world started when he took office." and Number of the Day and Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un: No One's Backing Down.


Nicole Lafond at TPM: Blumenthal: Pre-Dawn Raid at Manafort Home Clear Sign of 'Serious Crime'.
Vocal critic of [Donald] Trump — who was attacked by the President on Twitter this week — Sen. Richard Blumenthal (D-CT) said news that the FBI conducted a predawn raid of Trump's former campaign chairman's home in July is "stunning" and a clear sign that a "serious crime" has occurred.

"Predawn raid on Manafort's house is stunning — typical of serious criminal investigations dealing with uncooperative or untrusted targets," Blumenthal said in a Twitter statement Thursday.

He said the raid "decimates" claims from Manafort that he has been cooperative with law enforcement and connects the former campaign manager to "criminal wrongdoing."

"Federal judge signing warrant would demand persuasive evidence of probable cause that a serious crime has been committed," he said. "This kind of raid — in early morning hours with no advance notice — shows astonishing and alarming distrust for President's former campaign chairman."
Speaking of that morning raid, Marcy Wheeler noted something that demands our attention — and further scrutiny: "Some have also noted Trump completely surprised his military leadership the same day as the raid by tweeting an unexpected ban on transgender individuals in the service. You may also recall reports indicating members of the military sat with bated breath waiting for nine minutes between his first tweet and his next to determine if they were supposed to scramble or take other military action. That overlong ellipsis at the end of the first tweet left them wondering if they were to begin a North Korean strike. But it wasn't just the same day the raid and the tweets happened. Trump tweeted just as the raid must have been underway at Manafort's house." Wow.

Josh Dawsey and Darren Samuelsohn at Politico: Feds Sought Cooperation from Manafort's Son-in-Law. "Federal investigators sought cooperation from Paul Manafort's son-in-law in an effort to increase pressure on [Donald] Trump's former campaign chairman, according to three people familiar with the probe. Investigators approached Jeffrey Yohai, who has partnered in business deals with Manafort, earlier this summer, setting off 'real waves' in Manafort's orbit, one of these people said. Another of these people said investigators are trying to get 'into Manafort's head.'" Yeah, and into his business dealings where crimes may have occurred.

Aaron Blake at the Washington Post: Gorka Publicly Shuns Tillerson's Effort to Scale Back North Korea Red Line.
Sebastian Gorka appeared on BBC radio Thursday and delivered one of the most aggressive takes to date on what Trump might do — even allowing that a mere threat from North Korea could be construed as an act of war, as Trump seemed to do earlier this week. In doing so, Gorka played down Tillerson's role in all of this.

"You should listen to the president; the idea that Secretary Tillerson is going to discuss military matters is simply nonsensical," Gorka said in a recording shared with The Washington Post. "It is the job of Secretary Mattis, the secretary of defense, to talk about the military options, and he has done so unequivocally. He said, 'Woe betide anyone who militarily challenges the United States,' and that is his portfolio. That is his mandate. Secretary Tillerson is the chief diplomat of the United States, and it is his portfolio to handle those issues."

The suggestion seems to be that Tillerson was out of his element when he provided those assurances Wednesday — that Tillerson wouldn't even know how imminent such a conflict might be because it's not in his purview.

And that's a striking message from another member of the White House team. For a president who has publicly undermined his own attorney general and whose communications director railed against his two top White House aides in an interview two weeks ago, it looks like more backbiting and internal discord.
Jesus fucking Jones.

Alice Ollstein at TPM: Trump Admin Abandons Latino Outreach for Obamacare Sign-Ups. "Trump has repeatedly announced his intention to 'let Obamacare implode,' and has already taken several concrete steps to undermine the health care reform law. But with the fate of the Affordable Care Act's delicate individual markets in jeopardy, inaction could be as just as damaging as active sabotage. The major organizations that were part of the Latino Affordable Care Act Coalition tell TPM that HHS has made no effort to reach out to them this year as open enrollment approaches, and there is no sign the partnerships will continue. HHS did not respond to TPM's inquires about the status of the Latino Affordable Care Act Coalition and Latino outreach in general."

Ricardo Alonso-Zaldivar at the AP: Study Says Trump Moves Trigger Health Premium Jumps for 2018. "Actions by the Trump administration are triggering double-digit premium increases on individual health insurance policies purchased by many people, according to a nonpartisan study. The analysis released Thursday by the Kaiser Family Foundation found that mixed signals from [Donald] Trump have created uncertainty 'far outside the norm' and led insurers to seek higher premium increases for 2018 than would otherwise have been the case." Which, of course, he will blame on Obamacare. What a fucking asshole.

[Content Note: Racism] Andrew Kaczynski, Chris Massie, and Paul LeBlanc at CNN: Trump Pick Sam Clovis Stoked Birther Conspiracy, Called Eric Holder a 'Racist Black'. "Sam Clovis, Donald Trump's pick to be chief scientist for the Department of Agriculture, pushed unfounded theories about then-President Barack Obama's upbringing and called then-Attorney General Eric Holder a 'racist black,' a CNN KFile review of Clovis's writings and radio broadcasts during 2012 and 2013 has found. Clovis was a conservative radio host and political activist in Iowa before gaining national attention as one of the more vocal supporters of Trump during the presidential campaign. His nomination to head science at the USDA requires Senate confirmation." Make your calls!

[CN: Police brutality; racism] Breanna Edwards at the Root: DC Cop Will Not Face Charges in Fatal Shooting of Terrence Sterling, an Unarmed Black Motorcyclist. "A Washington, D.C., police officer who fatally shot and killed an unarmed black motorcyclist in September 2016 will not face charges, federal prosecutors announced Wednesday. Terrence Sterling's death sparked protests across the capital, raising a fresh wave of anger over the recent spate of police killings over the past few years. However, according to Reuters, the U.S. attorney's office said in a statement that 'there is insufficient evidence to pursue federal criminal civil rights or District of Columbia charges.'" Of course. Of fucking course. Goddammit.

[CN: Nativism] Andrew Becker and Patrick Michels Reveal at The Center for Investigative Reporting: Trump Agenda in Dairyland Means Fewer Farmhands. "Estrada's boss, Abby Driscoll, said she can't imagine the dread that Estrada and other employees face each day not knowing whether they'll make it to or from work. Even as she celebrated Trump's win as 'the lesser of two evils,' Driscoll tried to reassure anxious employees after the election, telling them to just stay out of trouble. In her mind, immigration and border security should be back-burner issues for Trump. 'I was expecting some things to happen when I voted for Trump,' she said. 'As far as all of his immigration policies, I guess I wasn't expecting it to go as far as it did already.' These are strange times in America's Dairyland."

1. America's Dairyland: Home of the local milk people. About whom Trump only pretends to care during strange phone calls with the Australian Prime Minister.

2. In the minds of folks like Abby Driscoll, everything they fear (completely without basis) that Hillary Clinton would have done, she is definitely doing in the alternate timeline where she's president. Which means that, no matter how bad Trump is, he's only being as bad as Clinton would have been, anyway. So the conclusion is that all politicians are trash, not that they made a HUGE MISTAKE.

Ugh.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

[Content Note: Terrorism; appropriation] The latest from Malheur: 1. "Tension grows as Oregon militia occupies wildlife refuge for fourth night." 2. "Sheriff says steps being taken to end militants' occupation of federal compound." 3. [CN: video autoplays at link] "Leader of armed protesters in Oregon took out $530,000 federal loan." 4. "Oregon protester Ammon Bundy compared himself to Rosa Parks." These folks are dangerous fools. Few things worry me as much as dangerous fools.

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[CN for following four paragraphs: Misogyny; sexual assault; anti-migrant hatred.] There is a troubling story out of Cologne, Germany, about a group attack on women on New Year's Eve: Der Spiegel reports that "dozens of women were harassed and groped in the heart of Cologne on New Year's Eve by a large group of men on the crowded square in front of the city's main train station. According to police, many also had personal items stolen and fireworks were also fired into the crowd of revelers. According to police, some 90 complaints had been filed by Tuesday morning. ...At a press conference on Monday evening, Cologne's police chief, Wolfgang Albers, said that a quarter of the complaints made were related to sexual harassment or groping, with many others pertaining to theft of purses, wallets and mobile phones. He said that smaller groups of men repeatedly emerged from a crowd of about 1,000 young men to surround women, harass them and steal from them."

I've been reading about this case over the past couple of days, and waiting for more information, because witnesses have reported that the attackers were migrant men, and, bearing in mind cases like the Central Park Five and the current anti-migrant sentiment in Germany, I want to approach this with caution. Der Spiegel underlines why sensitivity is warranted: "Indeed, groups critical of Islam and foreigners have been quick to seek to appropriate the events in Cologne for their own purposes. Pegida, for example, the Islamophobic movement that got its start in Dresden, has posted several comments about the Cologne attacks on its numerous Facebook sites, with supporters responding in a predictably offensive manner."

To be abundantly clear, I believe the victims of these assaults. I am just exercising caution around reporting as fact that the attackers were migrant men. My sympathies and solidarity are with the victims, and I hope they have access to the support they need.

Relatedly: Cologne's mayor, Henriette Reker, is being rightfully criticized for suggesting "that women 'keep at an arm's length' from strangers to avoid sexual harassment." The fuck.

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[CN: Class warfare] In news that should surprise no one: "Some of the top experts on income inequality released a study of new, more accurate data this week, revealing that Americans in the top 1 percent have done far better than everyone else for the last half century—and why they've gotten so far ahead. ...Part of what's happening is that the source of the top 1 percent's income has changed. Up until the late 1990s, most of the growth was driven by the rich getting higher wages. But since then, it's been driven by capital income—money made from returns on investment. That jibes with a past study that found that lowered tax rates on capital gains income are 'by far the largest contributor' to growing income inequality."

[CN: War on agency] Whoa: "An unprecedented group of medical experts, legislators, legal scholars, business leaders, and reproductive justice advocates joined the Center for Reproductive Rights yesterday to announce the filing of 45 amicus briefs, urging the Supreme Court of the United States to overturn a Texas law that threatens to close more than 75% of abortion clinics in the state and deny millions of women access to safe, legal abortion." Do the right thing, SCOTUS, for fuck's sake!

GOOD: "After an hour of public debate on Tuesday, the Oklahoma City Council narrowly voted to ban LGBT discrimination in the housing sector."

[CN: Misogyny] What the hell: "Dan Salamone, an executive producer at Fox-owned WFLD-Channel 32, this week told the women who report on 'Good Day Chicago' not to wear hats during their outdoor live shots this winter, sources said Tuesday. Salamone's directive, which he did not issue to male reporters, said the women would 'look a lot better without hats' and should go without them from now on. He'd be willing to make an exception, he said, 'if it's 20 below.'"

[CN: Birtherism] Oh terrific: "Republican presidential front-runner Donald Trump has questioned whether rival candidate Ted Cruz is eligible to become his party's nominee because he was born in Canada. Mr Trump called it a 'very precarious' issue for the party and said that Mr Cruz's nomination could be challenged in court. Mr Cruz was born in Calgary to an American mother and a Cuban father. Most legal experts believe Mr Cruz meets the requirements to be president."

Neat! "Astronomers have spotted two huge waves of gas being 'burped' by the black hole at the heart of a nearby galaxy. The swathes of hot gas, detected in X-ray images from Nasa's Chandra space telescope, appear to be sweeping cooler hydrogen gas ahead of them. This vast, rippling belch is taking place in NGC 5194—a small, neglected sibling of the 'Whirlpool Galaxy,' 26 million light years away. That makes it one of the closest black holes blasting gas in this way."

Speaking of giant holes disgorging gaseous emissions: Mel Gibson will be a presenter at the Golden Globes, because of course he will.

[CN: Moving gifs at link] This is extraordinary: "Heartbreaking Video Uses a Gorilla Signing to Emphasize the Impact of Climate Change."

Wow: "Rare Giant Jellyfish Bred at Zoo Vienna."

And finally! "Woman Adopts Cat, Returns to Shelter for His BFF." All the blubs forever. ♥

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And Months and Months We Have Yet to Go...

[Content Note: Racism; birtherism; Othering.]

This is a pretty cool campaign advertisement I thought you'd like to see:

Male voiceover, fast-talking, over black-and-white images of Barack Obama with random text highlighting phrases in the narration appearing onscreen, in the style of local adverts for personal injury attorneys: Who is Barack Obama? We know less about this man than any other president in American history. What's he hiding?! His autobiography is full of fictional characters, but there's a lot more than that! If you try to look into his past, you run into a brick wall. His college records at Columbia—sealed! His college records at Harvard—sealed! We don't know what his thesis papers were about, because those are sealed, too! His selective service record is sealed! His records as an attorney are sealed! He has a Connecticut social security number, and we can't get answers about that, either! And no one—I mean, no one!—has seen an actual, physical copy of Barack Obama's birth certificate!

The fact is, if we don't know who Barack Obama is, we shouldn't even have him as a candidate for president. Let's disqualify Obama before the Democratic National Convention! Call today to sign the Demand to Disqualify Obama. Call 1-800-617-7709. We need 10,000 signatures from every Congressional district to boot this guy off the ballot and have the Democrats nominate someone else! Unless he can tell us who he is, the Democrats need to put up another candidate! Call 1-800-617-7709 now to sign the Demand to Disqualify Obama! Paid for by the Conservative Majority Fund.
What a neat advert!

I think the thing I like best about it is how honest it is. No, wait—it's probably the part where they talk about how we don't know anything about sitting US President Barack Obama, who is definitely a mystery to all of us. I heard his Secret Service code name is "Unknown Quantity," because they know so little about him they couldn't think of anything else.

Anyway! This supercool campaign—which is FOR SURE not racially motivated (yes it is), and does not rely on racist tropes about people of color being inscrutable, undeserving, sneaky, Other (yes it does), and does not hold Obama to an absurd and nonsensical standard by ignoring things like how attorney records are "sealed" to protect clients (yup!)—will probably have loads of success. I mean, what could possibly stop this train of principled smartness?!

And when the Conservative Majority Fund is successful, as they will definitely be, I can't wait to see who the Democrats nominate to replace candidate President Barack Obama. I'm going to guess Hillary Clinton, who might be capable of beating Mitt Romney even harder.

[Via TDW.]

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Today in Dipshit Birthers

[Content Note: Racism.]

Blah blah the President is black and foreign blah blah scary unamerican yawn:

The latest GOPer to dabble in the ridiculous fantasy that President Obama wasn’t actually born in the United States: Rep. Steve King (R-IA).

During a tele-townhall meeting late last week, King was asked about his views on whether President Obama is a natural-born American citizen. The Iowa Congressman noted that his staff had investigated the matter and found birth announcements in the two Hawaii newspapers the week after Obama's birth. However, King went on to float the absurd notion that his parents "might've announced that by telegram from Kenya."
Ha ha that definitely seems very likely! I think you've cracked the case, Sherlock!

You know, at this point, if it turned out to be true that President Obama was born outside of the United States (that is not true), the primary thing that these knuckleheads would have proven is that the natural-born citizen requirement is stupid.

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Generally Awful

image of Mitt Romney laughing at a campaign event, with a dude giving the evil eye right behind him, to which I have added a dialogue bubble reading: 'There's a surly fellow in a red tie giving you a death stare right behind you, sir.' Ha ha! Good one! You almost got me! Ha ha!

If you are still maintaining maximum enthusiasm for the TOTALLY EXCITING and VERY AWESOME and HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS WILL DECIDE THE COURSE OF OUR NATION AND WE'RE STILL TALKING ABOUT BIRTH CERTIFICATES OMFG election, please check this box: □

That Guy: Romney's Birth Certificate Evokes His Father's Controversy. That controversy being that his father, who once tried to run for president, was born in Mexico. (Oh noes!) To US citizens. (Phew!) Who lived in a Mormon polygamist commune. (Um.) Never mind all that because Donald Trump says Obama is Kenyan!

This Guy: President Obama Causes Outrage with Reference to 'Polish Death Camp'. Whoooooooops! It turns out that Poles don't consider "Polish Death Camp" and "Nazi Death Camp in German-Occupied Poland" synonymous terms. Go figure. So touchy those Poles! (That is sarcasm, in case it wasn't evident.) The White House says the President "misspoke," which he certainly did but in a very inflammatory way, and I'm sure a formal apology will be forthcoming.

That Guy: Mitt Romney Wants the Biggest Military Ever, Regardless of Cost. Perfect.

Poll Money! GOP Groups Plan Record $1 Billion Blitz. Just normal election stuff in the very healthy democracy we've got here in the old US of A.

Finally! Care of BuzzFeed, here's a fun screencap from Mitt Romney's new "Mittstagram" app:

screencap from mobile app with America misspelled as 'Amercia'

Whooooooooooops that is not the correct spelling of "America." I am Queen Typo of Keyboardia, so I can sympathize, BUT on the OTHER HAND, I am pretty sure that if I were a candidate running to be PRESIDENT of a COUNTRY, I would make sure to tell the team in charge of the supercool phone app I released to show how hip I am that PRIORITY NUMBER ONE is spelling the name of that country correctly.

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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Quote of the Day

"I don't know whether Barack Obama was born in the United States of America. I don't know that. But I do know this, that in his heart, he's not an American. He's just not an American."Rep. Mike Coffman (R-Colorado), at a recent fundraiser. Coffman has since apologized(ish).

I always love the suggestion by conservatives that there is only one way to "be an American." By their singular definition, I am not an American in my heart, either.

And I frankly don't think that's anything to be ashamed of.

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LULZ


Video Description: President Obama is walking along a line of people at a campaign event in Oklahoma earlier today. He's shaking hands and saying hi to the people who want to see him. "Good to see you! Good to see you guys!" he says cheerfully, as he reaches for people's outstretched hands. "How are you? Thank you so much." Shake shake shake. A woman excitedly tells him that she was born in the same Hawaiian hospital he was. "Were ya?" he asks. "We're Hawaiian, you and me?" He points at her. "You have your birth certificate?" Everyone in the area hollers and laughs.

Related Reading: Obama at the White House Correspondents' Dinner; The Obama Made in the USA Mug; and President Obama's Birthday Greeting to Betty White.

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Primarily Awful

image of Mitt Romney in front of a huge American flag looking consternated and saying: 'Hey! Whaddaya mean 'whoops for America'?! Whoops for your knickers, missy!'
Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney speaks at a campaign event in Fargo, N.D. , Thursday, March 1, 2012. [AP Photo]
GOOD MORNING! If you are still maintaining maximum enthusiasm for the TOTALLY EXCITING AND VERY AWESOME Republican Primary, please check this box: □

If you failed to check the enthusiasm box, perhaps the following news straight off the WHO CARES NEWS PRESS will help inflate your enthusiasm back to maximum enthusiosity: Mitt Romney has pledged that he will never embarrass the American people if he is elected president! "What we need in leadership is individuals who will tell the truth and will live with integrity. I will not embarrass you in the White House." THAT IS A PROMISE YOU CAN TAKE TO THE BANK! Or better yet, invest it with Bain Capital.

Either way, you're going to lose your money, because Mitt Romney will DEFINITELY embarrass us in the White House if he is elected president. I mean, if you think the fumblefuckery of President Mondo Fucko was bad—and it was bad! so bad!—the awkward bumblenutzery of a Mitt Romney presidency would, almost inconceivably, make Bush look like a stoic gentleman. We're talking about a guy who thinks saying "I love firing people" and "I own fully one billion cars" and "I'm unemployed har har" and "That lady pinched my butt" are great ways to make himself seem "relatable" to the average USian. Soooooooo it's pretty much a given he will say highly inappropriate and almost certainly racist things to foreign dignitaries, under the auspices of "being friendly."

Look, my fellow Americans: I'm warning you. If you elect Mitt Romney, you're gonna get an epic bozo who's a total international embarrassment. Which is THE LEAST of his problems! And it's a humongo problem!

I don't care how conservative you are and how much you hate President Obama and how you believe he's a half-breed Neptunian devil or whatever: YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT IT'S NOT A RELIEF TO HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO DOESN'T ROUTINELY MAKE AN ASS OF HIMSELF WITH OTHER HEADS OF STATE! If you tell me that, you are lying. So be quiet!

What I'm saying is: Mitt Romney's pledge isn't worth the million dollar bill, i.e. scrap paper, he scribbled it on.

In other Romney news, he is managing to maintain a small lead in Washington, and he's tied it back up in Ohio, where Rick Santorum had been leading.

Whooooooooooops Rick Santorum! It looks like people have started hearing you speak and noticed that you are a vile bigot who is also very, very stupid! TOO BAD! (Said no one.)

In other Santorum news, he says he's running a "guerrilla campaign," thus reminding us he is definitely a Republican who loves using violent rhetoric.

Also: Go here to listen to Rick Santorum lose his shit during a radio interview about the contraception issue. If what you're looking for in a president is a privileged bias-beast whose terse smile serves as the thin veneer over a churning roil of explosive rage, then VOTE SANTORUM!

image of Rick Santorum holding up his fist with text reading: 'Santorum Smash!!!'

Something something Ron Paul. Liberty, freedom, liberty, freedom, forcible pregnancy, honest rape. It's in the Constitution! Look it up.

Newt Gingrich is still a human being running for President of the United States of America. He says stuff.

And in Democratic Primary Newz, the genius laureate of US law enforcement, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, says that "his six-month investigation had found that 'probable cause exists indicating that forgery and fraud may have been committed' in the release of President Obama's long-form birth certificate." GOOD WORK, ARPAIO! YOU'VE REALLY GOT HIM ON THE ROPES NOW!

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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