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BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

[Content Note: GHOSTBUSTERS SPOILERS! Don't say I didn't warn you!]

screen cap of Kate McKinnon in Ghostbusters, licking her ghostbustin' weapon
If I had to represent my review of Ghostbusters with a single image, this would be it.

I just want to warn you one last time: THERE ARE SPOILERS GALORE IN THIS POST.

So, I went to see Ghostbusters this weekend, written by Paul Feig and Katie Dippold; directed by Paul Feig; starring Leslie Jones, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, and Kristen Wiig; and hated from its very conception by sad misogynist fanboys everywhere.

AND IT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!! OMGGGGGGG I LOVED IT SO MUCH! SQUEEEEEEEEEE! YAYAYAYAYAYAY! I CAN'T EVEN PROCESS HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS MOVIE! THANK MAUDE THAT IT EXISTS AND THAT I GOT TO SEE IT IN A CINEMA WHERE I COULD HAVE A GLASS OF WINE WHILE I WATCHED IT! WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE!

I have an abundance of enthusiasm! And it cannot be contained!

Now y'all know I have been excited about this movie since it was first announced, and I expected that I would really enjoy it, but even my almost impossibly high expectations were exceeded. For realz.

The story is great. The cameos are brilliant. The special effects are terrific—and that's really saying something, because I usually think ghost CGI is garbage. It's for sure got the best ghost special effects I've seen. The acting is phenomenal. Etc etc etc I loved it all!

Before I continue my shameless and unlimited gushing, let me quickly address the issue of Leslie Jones' character. As you may recall, there was criticism after the first trailer was released that the only Black woman in the cast was also the only non-scientist. Paul Feig responded well to these criticisms, firstly by treating them seriously, and then by saying plainly, although the part was originally written for Melissa McCarthy, and then recast after he felt like Patty was a character McCarthy had played before, "I felt bad that people have locked in on the fact that she's the only one who wasn't a scientist. I'm embarrassed to say that that never crossed my mind."

You know my rule: It's not reasonable to expect people to never fuck up. It's how we deal with it when we do that counts. (And whether we don't make the same mistakes again.) I thought Feig handled the criticism well, especially because he made it clear that he didn't want the heat directed at Leslie Jones.

That said, the criticism was based on the trailer alone. So how did Patty fare in the movie? Well, she was TERRIFIC! Despite not being a scientist, she was just as integral as the other characters. Without Patty, they wouldn't have transportation, nor would they have their suits, both of which were things they really needed. She kicked ass just as hard fighting the ghosts, provided the group with key municipal info, and—crucially—suggested the final boss plan that ultimately saves the day.

So, listen, I'm not saying there's only one right way to view the character of Patty. (Or any of the characters! Or the movie!) But Leslie Jones is fucking great in it, and, if I'm perfectly honest, as someone who barely managed to eke out a bachelor's and is often the person with the least formal education in any group of friends or colleagues, was a character who strongly resonated with me.

That doesn't mean I don't think concerns about the only Black character being the one who isn't a scientist are unwarranted. But Patty, like all the other Ghostbusters, is a well-rounded and integral character. And I loved her A LOT.

I loved all of them. I loved that I was not only watching a movie with four female leads, but that among those leads was a Black woman, a fat woman, and a lesbian woman. Four women who were smart. Four women who were tough. Four women who loved each other and their work hard. Four women who KICKED ASS!


I saw it with a full house, a very diverse crowd, in Baltimore, and the audience adored it. We all laughed and laughed, and burst into spontaneous applause several times.

I just had so much damn fun watching it, and I kept thinking how much I would have given for a film like that when I was a little girl. Ghostbusters is, truly, going to inspire girls to become scientists. And it's going to communicate to them, in a way precious few films of my youth did, that women don't have to be tokens. That we don't have to compete for men. That we can be colleagues and friends.

I also kept thinking about everything Paul Feig and the cast had to navigate during the making of the film, how much fucking stupid and intense hatred was directed at them, and marveling at how they came out the other side of it with this fun, beautiful, thrilling, and loving piece of work, for which I am grateful beyond words.

That is some real magic, right there. All that hatred, all that moaning about ruined childhoods, all the fuckery still going on with downvoting the trailer and giving the film shitty reviews. And emerging straight through its center a film that will bring so many people incandescent joy.

There is, for the grown-up girls among us who have seen the shit flung in its direction, some delightful shade thrown at the pouty fanboys, from a perfect commentary on internet comments to the fact that the big bad is, basically, an angry nerd.

In a particularly amazing moment in the film, the big bad gives an angry nerd speech, during which he demands to know if the Ghostbusters can even imagine what it feels like to be picked on and oppressed every day. With a flawless delivery, full of so much contained emotion, Abby (McCarthy) replies yeah—they can imagine what that feels like.

The media dubs them the "ghost girls," which has layers of meaning. The Ghostbusters are annoyed that they are referred to with such a demeaning moniker, and, beneath the evident diminishment, "ghost girls" is a commentary on how they are asked not to take credit for their work, to keep doing it without recognition, because fates forfend that the work done by women fighting sinister forces be visible and scare the hoi polloi.

Keep fighting phantoms that we will keep pretending don't exist. If that isn't the perfect metaphor for feminist activism, I don't know what could be.

In a poignant moment, Erin (Wiig) decides she doesn't mind being a "ghost girl." She reclaims it. She's gonna own it. And why shouldn't she. It is honorable to be a ghost girl, fighting real specters that more cowardly people won't even acknowledge.

Except for those who do. I will admit that I had to contain myself from openly sobbing when the city lit up with thank-yous because they had seen, despite all official attempts to conceal it, the Ghostbusters' work. Women's work. The city told them: We see you.

We see you.

Aaaaaaand now I'm crying all over again. Because of a silly popcorn movie. That is anything but.

It's a rare film that I find so moving and also makes me laugh so hard. I LAUGHED SO HARD SO MANY TIMES. Because my god these women are funny. Leslie Jones, you are a genius. Kristen Wiig, you are so wrong in all the right ways. Melissa McCarthy, I love you forever. Kate McKinnon, WHAT THE ENTIRE FUCK.

McKinnon (along with Aidy Bryant, who is her "Dyke & Fats" partner, omglol) is among my favorite Saturday Night Live players ever, and I already thought she was tremendously funny before this film but MAUDE ALMIGHTY she steals virtually every scene in this movie. She is a REVELATION.

"Steals" isn't even the right turn of phrase, because she's so deft (and generous) that she doesn't actually steal scenes, but enhances them. And Feig's direction was so smart, in that he gave many of her unbelievably great reaction shots the full-screen treatment.

It seems impossible that all four of the Ghostbusters could have been stand-outs, since that defies its very meaning, but somehow it's true. They each shine in their own way. I love these ladies.

And I love this movie, with one million hearts. ♥

P.S. Stay to the very end of the credits.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

[Content Note: Death; violence; racism; police targeting; police brutality] President Obama has just given an address in Dallas at the memorial service for the five police officers killed in a mass shooting. People will certainly have varying opinions on whether he struck the right tone, but, irrespective of those assessments, this is another one of those days when I am glad he is our president.

[CN: Gun violence; injury] Fucking hell: "A gunman opened fire minutes into a vigil Monday evening for a homicide victim in West Baltimore, wounding five people. Four women and one man were shot, police said, before the gunman ran away. The crowd scattered into the North Avenue traffic; it was about 6:30 p.m. The five victims, shot in their legs and feet, one woman grazed in her stomach, were all expected to survive. ...The vigil was for Doreen Scofield's 24-year-old son, who was killed Sunday. 'We only wanted to celebrate my son, and they're shooting at us,' said Scofield, whose family escaped without injury. 'What else is it you want? What else do you want? You got my son ... and you're still shooting at us because we have a candlelight vigil? When will it end?' Her son, Jermaine, was shot to death in the 1800 block of W. North Ave. about 1:15 a.m. Sunday. He had two children. 'I'm tired. I'm tired,' his mother said after the vigil. 'It's innocent people being shot. Enough is enough.'" Sob.

[CN: Racism; death; police brutality; class warfare] This is such an important read in the New York Times by Christopher J. Tyson on Baton Rouge, its history and present, and how it "is essentially two cities. One is south Baton Rouge: a prosperous and amenity-filled, predominantly white and middle-class network of cul-de-sac neighborhoods and upscale shopping centers. The other is north Baton Rouge: a marginalized and forgotten collection of the city's older neighborhoods and neglected infrastructure. It is largely poor and black and it is where Mr. Sterling's life came to a tragic, unnecessary end."

[CN: Rape culture; victim-blaming] Because the Republicans are always coming up with cool new ways to fail women: "GOP Platform Draft Includes Hostility to Campus Rape Survivors." Yeah.

[CN: Rape culture; sexual abuse] In an act of self-care, I am not reading this, but here it is, since it's news: "Joe Paterno knew of Jerry Sandusky abuse in 1976 per testimony in newly unsealed records."

[CN: Racism] What the absolute fuck: "On Saturday night, four off-duty Minneapolis police officers walked off their jobs working security at a WNBA Lynx game when the players wore T-shirts with the phrase 'Black Lives Matter' and held a press conference focusing on healing the divide between law enforcement and the black community. The president of the Minneapolis Police Federation, Lt. Bob Kroll, praised the action of the officers. 'I commend them for it,' he said, as reported by the Minnesota Star Tribune."

I just wish Ruth Bader Ginsburg would tell us what she really thinks about Donald Trump. She's so shy.

Today in Ghostbusters news! 1. This review's headline, lolyay: "Ghostbusters takes aim at misogyny and scores." 2. This is soooo amazing: "Let's get another look at that little girl's face, shall we? Yep, it's just as we thought. That awestruck smile. The hope shining in her eyes. Beyond repair." Her childhood RUINED! 3. And this! Paul Feig addresses whether Kate McKinnon's character is gay. (Spoiler alert: She is!)

"Astronomers discover distant dwarf planet beyond Neptune: A dwarf planet half the size of Britain has been found tumbling through space in the most distant reaches of the solar system. The giant ball of rock and ice lies nine billion kilometres away on an orbit that swings far beyond the realm of Neptune, the most remote of the fully-fledged planets in our cosmic vicinity." NEW HOME PLANET. Who's coming with me?

And finally! "A feral cat and a black bear are the best of friends at the Folsom City Zoo Sanctuary. For the past seven years, a bond has formed between Sequoia, a lumbering, aged bear, and a black cat with a clipped ear nicknamed 'Little Bear' by zookeepers. They lounge in the shade next to each other, wander together through the bear enclosure and even share a meal." Aww. ♥

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

[Content Note: Terrorism; torture; death; video may autoplay at link] ICYMI: Donald Trump praised Saddam Hussein yesterday: "While acknowledging that Saddam Hussein 'was a bad guy,' Trump praised the former Iraqi dictator's efficient killing of 'terrorists'—despite the fact that Iraq was listed as a state sponsor of terrorism during Hussein's time in power. ...'He was a bad guy—really bad guy. But you know what? He did well? He killed terrorists. He did that so good. They didn't read them the rights. They didn't talk. They were terrorists. Over. Today, Iraq is Harvard for terrorism,' Trump said." This was, in fact, a reiteration of something he said on Sunday, telling Jake Tapper that the world would be better if dictators like Hussein and Moammar Gadhafi were still in power. Let us understand with both clarity and horror that this is essentially just another self-endorsement.

[CN: Anti-semitism] The above, of course, follows days of Trump engaging in anti-semitism, including tweeting an anti-semitic graphic about Hillary Clinton and his spokesperson giving an incredible statement to Fortune magazine: "[W]hen Fortune asked campaign spokeswoman Hope Hicks about the vetting of the accounts Donald retweets, she replied by saying they 'are not vetted, known or of interest to the candidate or the campaign.' Perhaps they should be of interest, unless Donald is fine with being associated with white supremacists. Which is uncertain, given Hicks' incredible response when Fortune further asked 'whether or not Trump believes that white genocide is a legitimate concern.' Hicks simply refused to answer. That should have been a softball—an easy disavowal. But not for the Trump campaign."

[CN: Anti-semitism] Dana Schwartz, a Jewish employee of the Observer, owned by Donald Trump's son-in-law Jared Kushner, writes a powerful open letter to her boss: "Please do not condescend to me and pretend you don't understand the imagery of a six-sided star when juxtaposed with money and accusations of financial dishonesty. I'm asking you, not as a 'gotcha' journalist or as a liberal but as a human being: how do you allow this? Because, Mr. Kushner, you are allowing this."

[CN: Misogyny] This is just a real headline in the New York Times about President Obama campaigning with Hillary Clinton yesterday: "How Obama Stole the Show at Hillary Clinton's Campaign Rally." Clinton cannot campaign with any other human (see also: Elizabeth Warren) and not get crappy headlines about how she was upstaged. And it's particularly shitty to tell this lie about Obama upstaging her when central to the day was their mutual respect for each other. A man and a woman, a white person and a person of color, praising each other as equals, peers, colleagues, friends. And you're gonna make shit up about upstaging? JFC. Does the media even consider the cost and consequences of their hatred of Hillary Clinton? Ever? (That's rhetorical.)

Damn: "House Democrats [strongly disagreed with] Sen. Bernie Sanders in a closed-door session Wednesday after he deflected questions about when he would formally back Hillary Clinton for president, with a group of members booing him at one point, according to three Democrats who attended the meeting. ...Many Democrats have been reluctant to publicly criticize Sanders for continuing his campaign because they want to ensure that the supporters he activated through the long primary contest will come out and vote for the Democratic ticket in November. But some members let out their frustration with the Vermont senator Wednesday morning, with one member calling Sanders' appearance before the caucus a 'total display of self-obsession.'"

[CN: Rape culture; sexual abuse; patient abuse] Fucking hell: "More than 2,400 U.S. doctors have been sanctioned for sexually abusing their patients, according to a new report that, for the first time, surveyed records from all 50 states and reveals the nationwide scope of a problem that may be almost as far-reaching as the scandal involving Catholic priests. State medical boards, which oversee physicians, allowed more than half the sanctioned doctors to keep their licenses even after the accusations of sexual abuse were determined to be true, according to a yearlong investigation by the Atlanta Journal-Constitution. 'We found a culture of secrecy,' said Carrie Teegardin, a reporter on the paper's investigative team for the project. 'It's treated with a sort of secrecy that we don't see in other arenas when we're talking about allegations this serious,' she told ABC News."

[CN: Sexual harassment; coercion] Fox News anchor Gretchen Carlson alleges that she complained to Fox News chief Roger Ailes about discriminatory treatment by her co-host Steve Doocy, and, in response, Ailes essentially tried to sexually blackmail her, then refused to renew her contract when his ploy didn't work. "According to the complaint, 'When Carlson met with Ailes to discuss the discriminatory treatment to which she was being subjected, Ailes stated: 'I think you and I should have had a sexual relationship a long time ago and then you'd be good and better and I'd be good and better,' adding that 'sometimes problems are easier to solve' that way. Carlson rebuffed Ailes' sexual demands at that meeting, and nine months later, Ailes ended her career at Fox News.'" Seethe. I have more on this at BNR.

[CN: Murder; domestic violence; video may autoplay at link] Oscar Pistorius has been sentenced to six years for murdering Reeva Steenkamp. The sentence was "less than half the 15 year minimum term sought by prosecutors," but is significantly more than his original sentence for manslaughter carried, before the conviction was revised and elevated to murder, following public outcry.

[CN: War on agency] "With the new U.S. Supreme Court abortion ruling, some Pennsylvania lawmakers want to roll back provisions similar to those struck down in Texas—and to head off any new restrictions in a bill debated on the house floor in late June. Several legislators have called for repeal of Act 122, which was enacted in 2012 and mandates that Pennsylvania abortion clinics meet the standards of ambulatory surgical centers." Glad to see Pennsylvania Dems being proactive on this one.

"Activists from around the world, including U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Samantha Power, gathered at the White House last week for a discussion on global LGBT rights. ...At last week's 'dialogue,' reports the Washington Blade, Power and [U.S. Agency for International Development Administrator Gayle Smith] spoke about the White House's efforts to promote LGBT rights abroad in the wake of President Obama's 2011 directive to agencies that carry out American foreign policy. 'This presidential memorandum sets out to end the 'no-go zones' and to expand enjoyment of rights in a deep, deep way,' said Power."

[CN: Choice policing; homophobia] All the mirthless laughter: "Catholics in Philadelphia who are divorced and civilly remarried will be welcome to accept Holy Communion—as long as they abstain from sex and live out their relationships like 'brother and sister.'" Okay. And of course that was paired with continued homophobia: "New guidelines published by the conservative archbishop of Philadelphia this month also called on priests within the archdiocese to help Catholics who are attracted to people of the same sex and 'find chastity very difficult,' saying such individuals should be advised to frequently seek penance." Just stop. Stop.

Cool: "There has been growing excitement in the hallways and offices at Cern in Geneva over a so-called 'bump' in the data from the Large Hadron Collider's particle collisions. The LHC smashes two beams of proton particles together about 100m beneath the French-Swiss border. Scientists then scour the debris of these smash-ups for hints of previously undiscovered particles. Last year, out of trillions of such collisions, scientists detected more photon (light) particles being produced than expected—the aforementioned 'bump.' More precisely, they saw an excess of photon pairs with a combined mass of 750 Gigaelectronvolts (GeV). This could be the tell-tale sign of a new, heavy particle that's about six times more massive than the famed Higgs boson—discovered at Cern in 2012. The discovery of a new particle would be so exciting because the most widely accepted theory of particle physics, the Standard Model, can't explain everything we observe about the world around us."

[CN: Video may autoplay at link] Paul Feig on Ghostbusters and funny women, again: "Working with funny women does make every genre you look at take a different turn, because they just haven't been done with women. And selfishly I love working with funny women." And then this omgggg: "Aside from Ghostbusters, if Feig could reboot any movie, what would it would be? 'Logan's Run. Just because it's such a great story.' In fact, a remake of the 1967 sci-fi thriller has been in the works for years, and Feig has a message for whoever ends up producing it. 'Do it well,' he laughs. 'Don't ruin my childhood!'" LOLOLOL BOOM.

And finally! "Guy Leaves Fake Animal Facts All Over Los Angeles Zoo." Okay, the koala one absolutely ended me. LOL!

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

The Supreme Court has issued a number of big decisions today:

1. "The Supreme Court has placed new limits on state laws that make it a crime for motorists suspected of drunken driving to refuse alcohol tests. Justices ruled Thursday that police need a search warrant before requiring drivers to take blood alcohol tests. But the court declined to require a warrant for breath tests, which it considers less intrusive."

2. "In a small victory for diversity in higher education, a hamstrung Supreme Court narrowly upheld the affirmative action program at the University of Texas at Austin, effectively allowing the school to keep using race as one of many factors in its admissions process. The case, Fisher v. University of Texas, was one of the oldest cases left undecided on the court's current docket." Crucially: "SCOTUS ruling steps back constitutional scrutiny of affirmative action programs, making them substantially more likely to be upheld."

3. "A tie vote by the Supreme Court is blocking President Barack Obama's immigration plan that sought to shield millions living in the U.S. illegally from deportation. The justices' one-sentence opinion on Thursday effectively kills the plan for the duration of Obama's presidency. A tie vote sets no national precedent but leaves in place the ruling by the lower court. In this case, the federal appeals court in New Orleans said the Obama administration lacked the authority to shield up to 4 million immigrants from deportation and make them eligible for work permits without approval from Congress." Shit. However: "There will be a later appeal, so Obama immigration policy will be revived if Clinton wins and a democratic nominee provides a 5th vote."

4. "SCOTUS ties 4-4 in fight over jurisdiction of tribal courts." (I'm continuing to try to find a complete story on this decision.) UPDATE: Here's a piece by the AP on the decision.

The final three SCOTUS opinions from this session, including the challenge to Texas' abortion restrictions, will be issued on Monday.

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[Content Note: Police brutality; racism; death] Goddammit: "Officer Caesar Goodson Jr., the third of six Baltimore City police officers to stand trial for their alleged role in the arrest and death of Freddie Gray, was found not guilty of second-degree murder today by Judge Barry Williams." Goodson "faced the most serious criminal charges over the death of Freddie Gray" and his case "has been viewed as potentially the state's strongest shot at a conviction, and the defeat deals another blow to both activists' hope and state's attorney Marilyn Mosby, Baltimore’s beleaguered chief prosecutor who many hailed as a hero when she announced the charges on 1 May 2015."

[CN: Guns; terrorism] "A masked man who stormed into a German movie theater Thursday afternoon and opened fire has been shot and killed in a police raid. Authorities say between 20 and 50 people may have been hurt from tear gas used in the attempt to take out the attacker. No one is believed to have been injured by the gunman. One state official said that right now it's unclear if the man was armed with a real gun—it may have been a gas or stun gun. ...The chaos unfurled around 3 p.m. in the Kinopolis cinema complex in Viernheim, a small town outside of Frankfurt in western Germany. The masked man reportedly tried to barricade himself in the theater; after a brief standoff, he was taken out by police."

[CN: Guns] Rep. Steve King continues to be a terrible human being, responding to the Democratic sit-in to protest Republican obstructionism on gun reform by tweeting: "I've had it with the gun grabbing Democrats and their sit in anti 2nd amendment jihad. I'm going to go home and buy a new gun." I mean.

[CN: White supremacy] "An independent candidate for Congress from Tennessee has been swept up in a wave of criticism for his campaign billboard vowing to 'Make American White Again.' Rick Tyler, who is running for the 3rd Congressional District in the northeastern part of the state, said he put up the billboard alongside Highway 411 in Polk County to make a point that "the 'Leave It to Beaver,' 'Ozzie and Harriet,' 'Mayberry' America of old was vastly superior to what we are experiencing today.'" 1. America was never "white." Never. 2. Whoooooooooops your idea of "tradition."

Congratulations to Erin O'Flaherty, who was crowned Miss Missouri on Saturday, making her the Miss America pageant's first-ever openly lesbian contestant. "'I'm on cloud nine really just to be Miss Missouri,' she said. 'I don't know that I intended to be the first, but I am. So I'm very excited about it.' O'Flaherty believes she also will be the first openly gay woman to compete in the Miss America scholarship pageant, which is scheduled for Sept. 11 in Atlantic City, New Jersey."

Whoa: "Researchers from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and Australian National University have developed new technology that aims to make the Advanced Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory (LIGO) even more sensitive to faint ripples in space-time called gravitational waves. ...Although not part of the original Advanced LIGO design, injecting the new squeezed vacuum source into the LIGO detector could help double its sensitivity. This would allow detection of gravitational waves that are far weaker or that originate from farther away than is possible now."

YESSSSSSS! "You've seen Spy, right? I'm not sure if I just exist in a bubble and didn't hear it talked about much, or if it really is, even still, upsettingly underseen. Because oh wow is that movie phenomenal. And Paul Feig knows it. He created a perfect vehicle for Melissa McCarthy, and that's clear. But the supporting characters in this movie are equally brilliant, not least of all Jason Statham's face-off-machine-obsessed Rick Ford. Ford is such a great character, in fact, that Feig isn't done with him. He says Spy is 'the first thing [he] did that [he] set up to be a possible franchise and Melissa is dying to do it.' And Statham's Ford is a huge part of the story he already has planned out.
'Susan Cooper is one of my favourite characters I've ever come up with,' continues Feig, 'but Rick Ford is possibly the one I'll take to the grave with me. Will he get any more self-aware in the sequel? No, god no. He'll get less self-aware.' This is incredible news. In the current climate of unending sequels, this is a franchise we can firmly get behind. How can Rick Ford possibly get less self-aware? I have no idea, but I'm deeply upset that we can't find out right this instant." SAME!!!

And finally! "Senior Boxer & His Guinea Pig Copilot Are the Coolest Duo Since Batman & Robin." OMGGGGGGG LOVE.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

Hillary Clinton just gave a speech responding to Donald Trump's heinous garbage speech yesterday. She got huge applause just for saying that candidates need to respond with decency. This is where we are. I'll have more on this later, time permitting.

[Content Note: Rape culture] More pushback on the heinous sentence handed down in the Stanford rape case: "[O]ne of the jurors who convicted Turner of sexual assault wrote a letter to [Santa Clara County Superior Court Judge Aaron Persky]. The juror wrote of being 'absolutely shocked and appalled' at the sentence. 'After the guilty verdict I expected that this case would serve as a very strong deterrent to on-campus assaults, but with the ridiculously lenient sentence that Brock Turner received, I am afraid that it makes a mockery of the whole trial and the ability of the justice system to protect victims of assault and rape,' the juror wrote to Persky. 'Clearly there are few to no consequences for a rapist even if they are caught in the act of assaulting a defenseless, unconscious person,' the juror wrote in the letter, which was obtained by the Palo Alto Weekly."

"The White House is holding an event focusing on women's issues on Tuesday, and as part of the day-long summit it announced actions it is taking to try and reduce the gap in pay between men and women. One brand new step is calling on private sector companies to make a promise that they will look at their own internal gender wage gaps. Any company that signs up for this 'White House Equal Pay Pledge' agrees to conduct an analysis of pay by gender across its entire workforce, review its own hiring and promotion practices to reduce bias, and include equal pay in overall efforts to promote equality within its own ranks, as well as look for any other practices that can ensure women are paid equally with men. The pledge already has a number of high-profile companies signing on out the gate, from industries ranging from technology to consumer products. There are 28 signatories so far, among them Amazon, American Airlines, Dow Chemical, Gap Inc., Johnson & Johnson, L'Oréal USA, PepsiCo, and Staples." Well, let's hope this is the start of their actually doing something meaningful!

[CN: Anti-choice terrorism] Wonder when we are going to have a national conversation about this? Is it never? I bet it's never! "Eleven Months, Five Clinic Arson Attacks, One Arrest, and Countless Unanswered Questions: Arsonists have attacked five Planned Parenthood clinics around the country since last July, wreaking hundreds of thousands of dollars in damage, closing down the facilities, and sowing fear among staff and providers." And patients.

This is a truly weird story: "Russian government hackers penetrated the computer network of the Democratic National Committee and gained access to the entire database of opposition research on GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump, according to committee officials and security experts who responded to the breach. The intruders so thoroughly compromised the DNC's system that they also were able to read all email and chat traffic, said DNC officials and the security experts. The intrusion into the DNC was one of several targeting American political organizations. The networks of presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were also targeted by Russian spies, as were the computers of some GOP political action committees, U.S. officials said. But details on those cases were not available." Since Trump and Putin are besties after meeting backstage at 60 Minutes once, I presume the Russians will be giving the oppo dump to Trump. (That's a joke.) (Sort of.)

[CN: Climate change; animal harm] Fuck: "Human-caused climate change appears to have driven the Great Barrier Reef's only endemic mammal species into the history books, with the Bramble Cay melomys, a small rodent that lives on a tiny island in the eastern Torres Strait, being completely wiped-out from its only known location. It is also the first recorded extinction of a mammal anywhere in the world thought to be primarily due to human-caused climate change. An expert says this extinction is likely just the tip of the iceberg, with climate change exerting increasing pressures on species everywhere."

RIP Margaret Vinci Heldt, creator of the the beehive hairdo, who has died at age 98. "Heldt ran a salon in Chicago, where she was born, and first debuted the hairstyle for a magazine cover in 1960. According to the Chicago History Museum, Heldt attended the Columbia College of Hairdressing before opening her own salon. 'She had a zest for life, the most positive attitude,' her daughter Carlene Ziegler told Reuters. 'She was the life of the party right up to her last days.'"

Neat! "Astronomers say they have discovered the largest planet outside the solar system that orbits two suns. The newfound world, about the size of Jupiter, is 3,700 light-years from Earth. A light-year is nearly 6 trillion miles. It was detected by a team led by NASA and San Diego State University using the planet-hunting Kepler telescope. The discovery was announced Monday during a meeting of the American Astronomical Society in San Diego." Insert your Tatooine jokes here.

Paul Feig on Ghostbusters: "I think you'll have a good time. We made this movie with such love and excitement. We made it big, action-packed and with tonnes of special effects." Yay! I think I'll have a good time, too!

[CN: Images of snails at link] If you love snails (I do!) then you will probably love this gallery of photographs of "the magical world of snails."

And finally! Baby lemurs! "Three curious and active Red Ruffed Lemur babies born at the Nashville Zoo are a boost to this critically endangered species. The two females and one male were born on May 24, the eighth birthday of their mother, Lyra." Aww.

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Matilda the Fuzzy Sealpoint Cat sleeping in a chair, with a copy of Paul Feig's 'Superstud' lying on the floor

So, after I finished reading Paul Feig's Superstud: Or How I Became a 24-Year-Old Virgin, it was just lying on my desk, and, one morning, I found it on the floor. So I put it back on my desk. And the next morning, I found it on the floor.

Basically, Matilda has decided that Superstud is her new BFF, and I find it in a different place on the floor every morning now.

She has always loved carrying around pieces of paper—especially envelopes—parading around the house with them while mewing proudly. But she's never taken a shine to a book before.

That is the magic of Paul Feig, I guess. A favorite even of feminist cats!

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As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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RIP Muhammad Ali. The three-time world heavyweight boxing champion died late Friday night at age 74. My sincerest condolences to his family, friends, and fans. [Content Note: Video may autoplay at link.] His New York Times obituary is here. I also recommend this piece by Jamil Smith: "The Patience of Muhammad Ali." There have been, as every time a Black icon dies, a number of mostly white people saying things about how he transcended his race and religion. I will repeat what I said on Twitter: "If you 'didn't see race or religion' when you looked at Muhammad Ali, you weren't seeing Muhammad Ali. Our complex identities are part of our humanity. Refusing to 'see' parts of our identities is not elevating; it's dehumanizing." Ali challenged us very specifically to see his race and religion. He wasn't beloved in spite of that, but because of it. At least to people who really saw him.

[CN: Sexual violence; detailed description of assault and subsequent trauma; rape culture; rape apologia] "Here Is the Powerful Letter the Stanford Victim Read Aloud to Her Attacker." Her attacker who "was sentenced to six months in jail because a longer sentence would have 'a severe impact on him,' according to a judge." Six months. Half the time the woman he assaulted had to fight to try to get justice. This is one of those stories that I can't write about, because it is simply too difficult for me, because her attacker and mine share some things in common, which I am not inclined to detail. This story has been triggering as hell for me; I nonetheless read every word of her extraordinary victim's statement, for which I am deeply grateful, and I take up space in solidarity with her.

(Continued CN from above: And that asshole's father can go straight to hell.)

[CN: War] RIP David Gilkey and Zabihullah Tamanna: "David Gilkey, a veteran news photographer and video editor for National Public Radio, and an Afghan translator, Zabihullah Tamanna, were killed while on assignment in southern Afghanistan on Sunday, a network spokeswoman said. Gilkey and Tamanna were traveling with an Afghan army unit near Marjah in Helmand province when the convoy came under fire and their vehicle was struck, the network's spokeswoman, Isabel Lara, said in a statement." My sincerest condolences to their family, friends, and colleagues.

Welp: "Donald Trump does not have a campaign: Donald Trump is a candidate without a campaign–and it's becoming a serious problem. Republicans working to elect Trump describe a bare-bones effort debilitated by infighting, a lack of staff to carry out basic functions, minimal coordination with allies, and a message that's prisoner to Trump's momentary whims. 'Bottom line, you can hire all the top people in the world, but to what end? Trump does what he wants,' a source close to the campaign said." Sounds terrific!

This is definitely one of my favorite headlines of the day! "Obama Is Eager to Hit the Stump for Hillary Clinton and Shred Donald Trump." I bet he is!

[CN: War on agency] In less favorite headlines: "Why Is Obama Afraid to Embrace Reproductive Rights? On June 14, the White House will host the United State of Women Summit to 'celebrate the progress we've made on behalf of women and girls and to talk about how we're taking action moving forward.' Yet abortion is nowhere on the agenda." This, as you certainly recall, has been one of my major complaints about the Obama administration. Erin Matson's piece is a must-read on the subject.

[CN: Privacy violations] What the fuck: "Right now, government scientists are working with the FBI to develop tattoo recognition technology that police can use to learn as much as possible about people through their tattoos. But an EFF investigation has found that these experiments exploit inmates, with little regard for the research's implications for privacy, free expression, religious freedom, and the right to associate. And so far, researchers have avoided ethical oversight while doing it." Obviously, if this program is not halted immediately, as it should be, it will not be constrained to people who are incarcerated. So let me save them some time: My tattoos mean I'm a fat feminist survivor who loves a Scotsman and holds her friends close.

Paul Feig is the best: Not only does he continue to push back against misogyny, but he's also straightforwardly addressing the concerns about Leslie Jones' character in Ghostbusters and his own failures regarding diversity: "I feel bad that many have taken a bad look at Leslie Jones' character. We originally wrote it for Melissa, and then when we were putting it together, we figured Melissa had played a role like that before. Leslie is so funny at playing this kind of a character that we put her in there. I am the first to admit, while I am a fighter for women, my record for diversity has not been as good and I take responsibility for that."

Whoa: "Galaxies 'waste' large amounts of heavy elements generated by star formation by ejecting them up to a million light years away into their surrounding halos and deep space, according to a new study led by the University of Colorado Boulder." Galaxy poop!

OMG LOLOLOL: "News Anchors Crack Up During Live Weather Report Because of Giant Penis Shaped Cloud." As advertised!

And finally! An otter eating lettuce. LOL! TOO CUTE!

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[Content Note: Terrorism; death; video may autoplay at link] Fucking hell: "Three separate car bombings in the Iraqi capital Wednesday killed at least 93 people and wounded at least 165. The Islamic State group later claimed responsibility for all three bombings. In recent months, the extremist faction has lost some of the Iraqi territory it conquered in a stunning 2014 blitz. But Wednesday's carnage demonstrates the group's lingering ability to launch significant attacks across the country and in the heart of the capital. In the largest attack of the day, a car bomb ripped through a commercial area in the predominantly Shiite neighborhood of Sadr City Wednesday morning, killing at least 63 people and wounding at least 85. Later in the afternoon, two more car bombs killed at least 30 and wounded 80, police officials said. One bomber targeted a police station in Baghdad's northwest Kadhimiyah neighborhood, killing 18, of whom five were policemen, and wounding 34. Another bombing In the northern Baghdad neighborhood of Jamiya killed 12 and wounded 46." I am so angry and so sad about the continued havoc and fear and injury and death that IS is wreaking in Iraq (and elsewhere). Fuck these people. My thoughts and sympathies and support are with the people of Iraq who are being targeted by this incomprehensibly cruel group.

[CN: Police brutality; white supremacy] Delrish Moss has been sworn in as Ferguson, Missouri's new chief of police. Moss "is the first Black person to run the department. Moss, 51, takes over the department as it works to implement the terms of its agreement with the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ), which requires a major overhaul of practices that were found to violate the civil rights of the city's Black residents." Good luck to him. I mean that with all seriousness and hopefulness.

Vice-President Joe Biden says if he'd decided to run for president, he would have been aces! "It's an awful thing to say, but I think I would have been the best president." Yep, that's an awful thing to say!

[CN: Fat hatred] "Obesity may not cut your life short after all, a new study suggests." No shit! Gotta love the entire tenor of this article: Look, science, may be proving that fat doesn't actually kill you, but let's not get ahead of ourselves! Your life will probably be terrible! And also maybe science is wrong! In any case, let's not get ahead of ourselves with any kind of wild notions that we should stop hating fat people and bullying them constantly under the auspices of concern for their health.

[CN: Racism; displacement] Wow: "The remains of at least 10 Native American children who died nearly 2,000 miles away from their homes while being forced to attend a government-run boarding school in Pennsylvania more than a century ago could soon be repatriated under an effort taken up by a South Dakota tribe. The exhumation and return of the bodies of the children who as students of the Carlisle Indian Industrial School were stripped of their culture and left vulnerable to abuse won't be an easy undertaking. But leaders of the Rosebud Sioux Tribe hope that a meeting with representatives from the U.S. Army and other tribes scheduled for Tuesday will begin the negotiation process to repatriate the remains of the 10 children, and eventually, of the dozens more who died while attending the school as part of an assimilation policy intended to rid the children from Native American traditions and replace them with European culture. 'We are hoping that the United States government will say 'Yes, let's bring your relatives home,'' said Russell Eagle Bear, the historic preservation officer for the Rosebud Sioux Tribe."

[CN: Rape culture; familial sexual abuse] Ronan Farrow, the son of Woody Allen, has written a piece for The Hollywood Reporter about, essentially, the fact that the media and lots of famous people continue to ignore his sister's allegations of sexual abuse against their father. And I have a lot of thoughts about what he wrote, none of which I feel like detailing today, but I will point out this one incredible, painful irony: "But it hurts my sister every time one of her heroes like Louis C.K., or a star her age, like Miley Cyrus, works with Woody Allen." Louis CK, of course, has been accused of sexually harassing and/or assaulting multiple female comics. But no charges have been brought, so everyone feels free to ignore them. Like, yanno, Woody Allen. It's entirely possible (and likely) that Dylan and Ronan Farrow are among the many people who have simply never even heard of these charges.

[CN: Transphobia; typical bad media language and misgendering] "Portage transgender teen places second in prom queen contest." This is where I attended high school. There are problems with the article, but I'm really glad that Dakota Yorke was given a chance to speak for herself and I was pleased to see how many of her classmates are publicly supporting her. As well as the school! Good job, PHS.

[CN: Misogyny] OMFG this article about the Ghostbusters reboot. The subhead ALONE! "It's hard to believe geek culture 'sexism' is responsible for all the bad buzz aimed at Paul Feig's female-fronted remake. Now we need Bill Murray to save the day." Of course we do. Love how sexism is in scare-quotes, btw.

[CN: Video may autoplay at link] This tickles me endlessly: "Known for her grasp of policy, Mrs. Clinton has spoken at length in her presidential campaign on topics as diverse as Alzheimer's research and military tensions in the South China Sea. But it is her unusual knowledge about extraterrestrials that has struck a small but committed cohort of voters. Mrs. Clinton has vowed that barring any threats to national security, she would open up government files on the subject, a shift from President Obama, who typically dismisses the topic as a joke. Her position has elated U.F.O. enthusiasts, who have declared Mrs. Clinton the first 'E.T. candidate.'"

[CN: Video may autoplay at link] "Move over bald eagles, the bison are coming for you. While the bald eagle may be the national bird of the U.S., President Obama today officially made the bison the official mammal of the United States by signing the National Bison Legacy Act into law. It is the first time the U.S. has designated a national mammal." Congratulations, bison!

And finally! It's generally not a great idea to surprise someone by getting them a pet, lol, but this story is absolutely terrific: "A teacher in Texas was understandably distraught when her beloved 16-year-old cat named Blondie died. But Tonya Andrews' tears of sadness turned to those of joy when her caring students at Joshua High School, in Joshua, surprised her soon after with an extraordinarily thoughtful gift: two adorable kittens. ...Initially, the teacher thought they belonged to Hanhart and that the class was just going to play with them. 'Then she held them out to me and said they were mine. My heart was filled with joy,' she added, saying she'd 'never forget our sweet, sweet Blondie,' who they'd rescued from a warehouse in Fort Worth. 'But my heart can now experience happiness again.'" Blub!

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[Content Note: Fire; displacement] Yesterday I mentioned that 80,000 residents had been evacuated from the Canadian city of Fort McMurray because of a raging wildfire. Since then, 8,000 more people have fled. 210,000 acres have been engulfed by the flames, and more people who were stranded have left today: "A convoy of stranded residents sped back through the Canadian oil town of Fort McMurray, escaping the fire-ravaged region under police escort on Friday, taking the only route out as the massive wildfire spread." Meanwhile: "Prime Minister Justin Trudeau says the federal government is doing all it can to assist Albertans as a wildfire in Fort McMurray continues to grow for a fourth straight day. ...'Our government has met all of the Alberta government's request for assistance, including providing air assets and 7,000 cots for evacuees in emergency shelters, with 13,000 more on the way,' Trudeau said from Toronto on Friday, in an update on Ottawa's response to the wildfire." Please feel welcome and encouraged to leave suggestions for how to help in comments. You can donate to the Canadian Red Cross' emergency appeal on behalf of Fort McMurray here.

[CN: Guns; shooting] "Police said three people have been shot at Westfield Montgomery Mall at 7101 Democracy Blvd. in Bethesda on Friday morning and that a suspect is at large. Soon after, a woman was fatally shot at a grocery store several miles away, and authorities are investigating whether the incidents are linked." As of this writing, the conditions of the victims are unknown. Montgomery County Assistant Police Chief Darryl McSwain "said there is no suspect in custody but there is a 'person of interest and hopefully we can capture him in the near future.' He said they had 'no reason to believe the victims knew the suspect' in the mall shooting. Prince George's County police are heading to the scene of the mall shooting and investigating the possibility that the shooter is the suspect they've been searching for in connection with last night's shooting at High Point High School in Beltsville. Police said a man fatally shot his estranged wife, who was there to pick up her children, and wounded a bystander who had come to her aid. The man, Eulalio Tordil, 62, has not yet been located." Fucking goddammit.

In election news: Mitt Romney says he "won't be casting a vote for either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton come November." He doesn't want Trump elected, but isn't so serious about it that he'd vote for Clinton. Heavens to Betsy.

Meanwhile, Rick Perry says he definitely will vote for Trump and is also open to being his VP. Never mind that Perry previously called Trump's campaign "a toxic mix of demagoguery and nonsense" and "a cancer on conservatism." PRINCIPLES! Rick Perry has definitely got them!

On the Democratic side of the aisle: Bernie Sanders has threatened "to challenge the DNC convention rules on the floor." Because of course he has.

[CN: Transphobia] And Hillary Clinton has left a lovely comment on the Facebook page of a trans girl who was harassed on a New York subway. Because of course she did.

[CN: Misogyny; racism] Here's a good piece about how the sexism of (many) Sanders supporters, and Sanders himself, has caused a feminist awakening, which I'm guessing may resonate strongly with some readers here: "Decades ago, Gloria Steinem had talked about the 'click,' moments, those aha, revelatory, eureka moments when a woman suddenly recognizes the gender discrimination she faces. I am sorry to say, I never had one of those consciousness-raising moments. That is to say, I had plenty of them. But on the behalf of others. Never for myself. Until now. ...Killary. Shrillary. She who yells too much. And a million other slurs that I see daily on Facebook but which are unprintable in this family publication. When the Republicans did it, it was easier to take. But these young, white men! They called themselves Progressives! ...But still, I told myself that surely the people that I encountered online were not a representative sample. Sanders himself seemed like such a decent man. Until... Until... the infamous 'unqualified' speech. That swooshing sound you heard was a million female heads spinning. Because if Hillary Clinton was 'unqualified' to be president, what woman ever would be? Not in our lifetime, for sure. Click."

[CN: Misogynoir] Rage seethe boil: "West Point is investigating a photo that shows 16 black female cadets in uniform displaying raised fists outside a U.S. Military Academy barracks. 'We can confirm that the cadets in this photo are members of the U.S. Military Academy's Class of 2016,' said West Point's director of public affairs Lt. Col. Christopher Kasker in an emailed statement. 'Academy officials are conducting an inquiry into the matter.' While many details are unknown about the photo, the image has been shared widely in military circles, with claims the women are supporting the Black Lives Matter movement. The raised fist is a symbol associated with Black Lives Matter, although it's been used for centuries to symbolize resistance by a number of groups, from labor unions to suffragists to socialists to the Black Panthers. ...Army Times received the photo Wednesday from several readers who are concerned the women violated Department of Defense Directive 1344.10, Political Activities by Members of the Armed Forces. The policy provides a list of political dos and don'ts for service members and cautions against 'partisan political activity' when in uniform." I just feel really angry about the idea that, even if these women were intending to convey "black lives matter," it's considered a "partisan political activity." Nevermind that Black Lives Matter is nonpartisan. "Black lives matter" is not a political statement. It is a fact. I mean, of course it is a political statement. But the only reason it's a political statement is because of THE PEOPLE WHO DON'T AGREE. Not because of the people who do. For fuck's sake.

[CN: Misogyny; harassment] "Hey assholes, Paul Feig is sick of your Ghostbusters crap." FEIG FURY FTW.

And finally! Ziggy the Traveling Piggy! I love how adorable this is, and I love that this family loves and accommodates Ziggy anyway, despite the fact that he was not the "teacup" pig he was alleged to be.

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[Content Note: Misogyny] Former Speaker of the House John Boehner has some cool stuff to say about Ted Cruz: "Lucifer in the flesh. I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life." Yikes! LOL. During the same talk, he also went down the "woman card" route on Hillary Clinton, to a decided lack of enthusiasm: "On Clinton, Boehner's reviews were more mixed. Early in the talk, the speaker impersonated Clinton, saying 'Oh I'm a woman, vote for me,' to a negative crowd reaction. Later, he added that he had known Clinton for 25 years and finds her to be very accomplished and smart." Interesting, isn't it? Cruz's own colleagues can't find a single nice thing to say about him, but it's Hillary Clinton who's supposed to be the "unlikeable" one in this race. Even though people at a Boehner speaking event like her enough that they don't appreciate his mocking her. Huh.

Whooooooooooops! "Sanders is biggest spender of 2016 so far—generating millions for consultants." Wasn't there a candidate whose platform was centered around getting money out of politics? I was sure there was... "Sanders's money blitz, fueled by a $27 average donation that he repeatedly touts, has improbably made the anti-billionaire populist the biggest spender so far in the election cycle. The campaign's wealth has been a surprising boon for vendors across the county who signed on to his long-shot bid. The large profits stem in part from the fact that no one in Sanders's campaign imagined he would generate such enormous financial support. So unlike Clinton, he did not cap how much his consultants could earn in commissions from what was expected to be a bare-bones operation, according to campaign officials." Another perfect example of why it's not a good idea to put goofballs in charge of your national presidential campaign.

(I'll also point out that Sanders spending the most money disproves his own thesis. Money doesn't actually buy elections. He's losing. That's not, by the way, an argument against campaign finance reform. It's just an observation that money isn't everything. You still have to be the best candidate to win.)

[CN: Warmongering] "President Trump fills world leaders with fear: 'It's gone from funny to really scary.' Most of the world seems to agree a Donald Trump presidency is a disturbing possibility that would inflict unthinkable damage, Guardian reporters found." The world is understandably in disbelief that the US could even consider voting for this asshole. (P.S. It was never "funny.")

Meanwhile, at home: "Registration among Hispanic voters is skyrocketing in a presidential election cycle dominated by Donald Trump and loud GOP cries to close the border. Arturo Vargas, executive director of the National Association of Elected and Appointed Officials, projects 13.1 million Hispanics will vote nationwide in 2016, compared to 11.2 million in 2012 and 9.7 million in 2008. Many of those new Hispanic voters are also expected to vote against Trump if he is the Republican nominee, something that appears much more likely after the front-runner's sweeping primary victories Tuesday in five East Coast states. A whopping 80 percent of respondents in a poll of registered Hispanic voters in Colorado and Nevada said Trump's views on immigration made them less likely to vote for Republicans in November. In Florida, that number was 68 percent." I'm very excited that so many new Latinx voters are enrolling! But I wish it was only because they had something great to vote for, and not because they were scared that Trump will fuck their entire lives.

[CN: Misogyny; rape culture] In other Terrible Trumpery: Trump held a rally in Indianapolis yesterday, and got former Indiana University basketball coach Bobby Knight to introduce him. If you're not familiar with Knight, he's a nightmare monster human who abused his players and had a massive anger management problem. Oh, and he loves saying shitty stuff about rape. While he introduced Trump, a guy was positioned directly behind him (campaigns are very involved in who is seated behind the podium at broadcast events) wearing a "Hillary for Prison" shirt. And once Trump came onstage, among his usual garbage fare, he bragged about having been endorsed by Mike Tyson, who was convincted of rape in Indiana. So, all around terrific event, basically.

And still more: Former cable host Campbell Brown says she blames TV for Trump. (Hey, so do I!) "My friends in the TV news business are in a state of despair about Donald Trump, even as their bosses in the boardroom are giddy over what he's doing for their once sagging ratings. 'It feels like it's over,' one old friend from my television days told me recently. Any hope of practicing real journalism on TV is really, finally finished. 'Look, we’ve always done a lot of stupid shit to get ratings. But now it's like we've just given up and literally handed over control hoping he'll save us. It's pathetic, and I feel like hell.' Said another friend covering the presidential campaign for cable news, 'I am swilling antidepressants trying to figure out what to do with my life when this is over.'"

[CN: Transphobia] GODDAMMIT: "On Tuesday night, the City Council of Oxford, Alabama unanimously approved a new ordinance that will punish individuals for using restrooms that do not match their biological sex as stated on their birth certificate. The policy is a direct response to Target indicating that trans people are welcome and will be respected in their stores. ...Anywhere within the city's police jurisdiction, it is now a criminal offense for transgender people to use restrooms that match their gender identity unless they have undergone surgery and successfully changed the gender marker on their birth certificate. Each individual violation will result in a $500 fine or up to six months in jail." I am just incandescently angry about this. I trust it won't survive a court challenge, but this is just unfathomably cruel in the meantime. JFC.

[CN: Police brutality; racism; guns] "A Baltimore police detective shot [14-year-old Dedric Colvin] in East Baltimore on Wednesday afternoon who he wrongly believed was carrying a semiautomatic pistol, Police Commissioner Kevin Davis said. The boy suffered what police called non-life-threatening injuries to a 'lower extremity,' Davis said. The weapon turned out to be spring-air-powered BB gun—not a real firearm." So, like Tamir Rice, Dedric Colvin was playing with a toy gun. Plainclothes police officers spotted him, confronted him, he ran, they chased him, he told them it was a fake gun, and then they shot him. And then Colvin's mother was taken in for questioning. Thank Maude he was not killed. Naturally, the police are already victim-blaming, because of course they are.

[CN: Police brutality; racism] Meanwhile, in Oklahoma: "A jury found a sheriff's deputy guilty of second-degree manslaughter Wednesday in the fatal shooting of an unarmed suspect. Robert Bates, who was a volunteer reserve sheriff deputy for the Tulsa County Sheriff's Office last year at the time of the shooting, never denied shooting Eric Courtney Harris. Bates, 74, said he meant to use his Taser stun gun, not his revolver, on the suspect, who had been tackled by other deputies and was being held on the ground. The jury deliberated less than three hours and recommended Bates serve four years in prison, the maximum possible sentence. Preliminary sentencing is set for May 31."

[CN: Rape culture] Also in Oklahoma: "An Oklahoma court has stunned local prosecutors with a declaration that state law doesn't criminalize oral sex with a victim who is completely unconscious. The ruling, a unanimous decision by the state's criminal appeals court, is sparking outrage among critics who say the judicial system was engaged in victim-blaming and buying outdated notions about rape." Rage seethe boil.

"Women would have to register for the draft under an amendment added to an annual defense bill Wednesday. 'If we want equality in this country, if we want women to be treated precisely like men are treated and that they should not be discriminated against, then we should support a universal conscription,' Rep. Jackie Speier (D-Calif.) said. The House Armed Services Committee voted 32-30 to include the amendment in the 2017 National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA). ...In 1981, the Supreme Court ruled that women did not have to register for the draft because combat jobs were closed to them. With that reason now moot, some lawmakers have argued women should now register. Others want women to remain exempt, while still others say this is the opportune time to abolish the draft altogether." All or nothing. I have super mixed feelings about the draft, because I don't want anyone drafted, but I also realize that the military is disproportionately staffed by people of color from low-income backgrounds, for whom the military is their best choice. Really, the answer is no more fucking wars. But that ain't up for a vote in the US.

[CN: Fat hatred; misogynoir; colorism] This is so, so good and important: "Bittersweet Like Me: When the Lemonade Ain't Made For Fat Black Women & Femmes." I'm not even going to excerpt it. Just go read the whole thing.

Paul Feig, y'all: "I've had producers lecture me: 'You don't want to get pigeonholed as a women's filmmaker. I'm like, what does that mean? If I did nothing else in my career but work with great women and provide great roles for them I would be very happy."

And finally! Baby Red River Hogs named after Star Wars characters! LOL YAY!

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[Content Note: Police misconduct; racism] "Just weeks after reaching an agreement with leadership in Ferguson, Missouri, the Department of Justice (DOJ) is working to clean up the police department in another U.S. city. [On March 30], the DOJ announced that it has reached a settlement with the city of Newark, New Jersey, that stands to completely overhaul the way local police interact with citizens. In July 2014, the DOJ concluded an investigation into Newark Police Department (NPD) practices that found a 'pattern of constitutional violations' that disproportionately infringe on the rights of Black residents. The new consent decree, which still needs to be approved by a federal judge, aims to address those violations. 'We found a series of troubling practices—including unconstitutional stops, searches and arrests, the use of excessive force and theft by officers—in violation of the First, Fourth and 14th Amendments,' Vanita Gupta, head of the DOJ's Civil Rights Division, said in a press conference. 'We found practices that not only broke the law, but also eroded trust. We found policies that not only harmed residents, but also lacked accountability. And we found systems that not only failed the community, but also failed officers themselves.' The agreement calls for comprehensive reform in 12 areas." More details at the link.

[CN: Pranking] Have I mentioned pranks are the fucking worst? Pranks are the fucking worst. "Google disables April fool joke amid user fury after prank backfires." Fuck pranks.

Karl Rove thinks maybe voters should go spin since they're voting for people the Republican establishment doesn't like: "Donald Trump excites a lot of enthusiasm. But he also excites a lot of anger within the Republican Party and outside of the Republican Party. And a fresh face might be the thing that could give us a chance to turn this election and win in November against Hillary." Welp.

Meanwhile: "Republican pace-setter Donald Trump has held talks with party leaders as tensions grow over his loyalty and policies in his presidential bid. His meeting at the Republican National Committee (RNC) in Washington lasted 30 minutes but details were scant. ...Sources present at the RNC meeting on Thursday afternoon told CNN and Bloomberg that it focused on the summer convention ahead, and the pledge and abortion remarks were not discussed. 'The chairman and Mr. Trump had a productive conversation about the state of the race,' said RNC spokeswoman, Lindsay Walters. Mr Trump tweeted after the meeting that it was 'very nice.'"

[CN: Domestic violence; death; misogynoir] This is very good news: "A Connecticut jury on Thursday found 24-year-old Cherelle Baldwin not guilty of murder in the death of her ex-boyfriend Jeffrey Brown after she had spent nearly three years behind bars." This was the second time Baldwin was tried after killing Brown during an extended attack on her, following months of harassment and abuse. The first trial, in 2015, ended in a hung jury and a mistrial was declared. This time, Baldwin again faced murder charges: "The jury could have decided to convict her of a lesser charge, such as manslaughter or negligent homicide, which would carry a lesser penalty. But, following a two-week trial, the jury acquitted her of all charges, allowing her to walk out of court a free woman." She has already spent three years in the state women's prison because her bond "was set at $1 million, an amount that her family was unable to afford." I am glad she is free again.

[CN: Video may autoplay at link] Oh, my heart is breaking for Iman, who has now lost her mother just two months after losing her husband of 24 years, David Bowie. My condolences to her and her family.

This is why Paul Feig rules (among other reasons, like his being hilarious and a snappy dresser): "Paul Feig continues to act as a much-needed champion for women in film. The Ghostbusters director and co-writer said that he would add an equity clause to his future film contracts that would require gender-balanced casting for minor roles. He told The Associated Press, 'I think we need to set these things in stone so it forces everybody to think that way.'" A+

The US Navy just approved the military's best tattoo rules: "Sailors will be allowed to have neck tattoos, sleeves, and even markings behind their ears under the new policy, the most lenient of any military service. Only their heads are off limits under the new policy, which the Navy's top sailor has called a reality check on the permanent art favored by sailors. 'We just got to the point where we realized we needed to be honest with ourselves and put something in place that was going to reflect the realities of our country and the needs of our Navy,' Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy (AW/NAC) Mike Stevens said in a March 30 interview." Smart. Naturally, tattoos that are "obscene, sexually explicit, and or advocate discrimination based on sex, race, religion, ethnicity, or national origin," as well as tattoos that "symbolize affiliation with gangs, supremacist, or extremist groups" will still be prohibited.

"Microsoft has quietly announced a few early partners that plan to bring their Windows 10 apps to the Xbox One. In a press release from its 2016 Build developers conference, Microsoft mentioned that Nickelodeon, Dailymotion, NASCAR, and Hulu will launch Xbox versions of their Universal Windows Platform (UWP) apps later this year. All four partners already offer apps in the Windows Store, and all but Nickelodeon have upgraded to universal Windows 10 apps, which is supposed to make for an easy transition to Xbox." All right then!

And finally! Remember the massive two-day ASPCA adoption event which resulted in all 524 homeless dogs and cats being adopted? The ASPCA is sharing stories from the adoptive families about their pets settling into their new homes, and it is probably the best thing I'll read all day! ♥

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[Content Note: Slapstick violence.]

It's here!!! The first full-length trailer for this summer's Ghostbusters film, starring Leslie Jones, Melissa McCarthy, Kate McKinnon, and Kristen Wiig!!!


Video Description: Overhead shot of New York City at dusk. Text Onscreen: "30 years ago." Tinkly piano version of Ghostbusters theme. Text Onscreen: "Four scientists saved New York." Shot of New York City street. Text Onscreen: "This summer." Graffiti of Ghostbusters logo in subway. Text Onscreen: "A new team will answer the call."

Cut to Kate McKinnon, a thin white blond woman; Melissa McCarthy, a fat white brunette woman; and Kristen Wiig, a thin white brunette woman, standing in a row, looking petrified. McCarthy, holding a camera, says breathlessly, "It's a class four apparition." Cut to a lady ghost hovering above them, glowing blue. Wiig approaches her. "It's okay," she says. "She seems...peaceful." She reaches out her hand as the ghost looms. "My name is Erin Gilbert, doctor of particle physics. I—" The ghost screams and vomits green slime all over Wiig. McCarthy records it, gape-mouthed. THERE IS SO MUCH SLIME!

Cut to Wiig, all cleaned up, later. "That stuff went everywhere, by the way," she says. "In every crack. Very hard to wash off." McCarthy and McKinnon look horrified.

Text Onscreen, as the Ghostbusters theme begins to play in earnest: "From Columbia Pictures."

Cut to a lab, full of equipment and parts and wires and gadgets. McCarthy says to McKinnon and Wiig: "We have dedicated our whole lives to studying the paranormal. Now there's sightings all over the city."

Cut to Leslie Jones, a tall, thin black woman, who is dressed as a public transit worker, standing in a subway tunnel, looking up at a gaggle of blue-glowing ghosts. Cut to people running in the streets.

"There are people out there who need our help," McCarthy says, back in the lab. A proton pack (!) glows. She says to McKinnon: "Holtzmann, you're a brilliant engineer." McKinnon demonstrates a contraption she's built. She winks and smiles. McCarthy says to Wiig: "Erin, no one's better at quantum physics than you." Wiig stands in front of a giant whiteboard filled with equations and makes finger-guns. "We can provide a real service," says McCarthy, leaning on a piece of equipment and getting shocked. "Ooh that's hot," she whispers, makes a whoopsface.

Cut to Jones, sitting in a booth at the lab. She smiles broadly. "I'm joining the club!" she says. "You guys are really smart about this science stuff, but I know New York." Clip of Jones at work in a transit booth. "And I can borrow a car from my uncle!" Cut to the street outside the lab, where Jones stands with a hearse. "Haha!" she exclaims, spreading her arms.

"Uh, you didn't disclose that the vehicle was gonna be a hearse," McCarthy says. "It's a Cadillac!" Jones replies.

Cut the the hearse Caddy decked out as the Ghostbustermobile, leaving a garage and tearing down a street. Cut to the four women standing outside the Ghostbustermobile in their Ghostbuster uniforms, looking COOL AS FUCK.

"Let's go!" Wiig says. "Let's go!" McCarthy says. "Oh," they both say, and look at each other. "Did you want to—? I'll let you," says McCarthy. "Next time," says Wiig.

The Ghostbustermobile racing down a street at night. The Ghostbusters bustin' ghosts! In voiceover, Wiig says: "Someone is creating a device that amplifies paranormal activity. We might be the only ones who can stop it."

Cut to Wiig walking cautiously through a wig shop. She's startled by McKinnon posing in a wig and hat and making a silly face. "Holtzmann, come on!" she exclaims. McKinnon replies, "The hat is too much, right? Is it the wig or the hat?"

Giant ghost strolling through Times Square! The Ghostbusters ready their proton packs! Wiig shoots at a ghost! McCarthy punches a ghost with a device! Jones, McCarthy, and McKinnon aim their proton shooters at a ghost! Administrative Assistant Chris Hemsworth kicks open a door!

In voiceover, McCarthy says: "There's a bigger picture at hand here: These ghosts can possess the human form."

McCarthy looks in a sink drain glowing green and gets slimed in the face. Her face drips slime. Jones looks at her like WTF. McCarthy, clearly possessed, gives a creepy smile. She picks up McKinnon by the throat and dangles her out a window. Jones runs, yelling, toward McCarthy, who then spins her head around backwards on her neck. "Oh hell no," says Jones. "The devil is a liar!"

All three tumble back in and onto the floor. "Get outta my friend, ghost!" Jones yells. She slaps McCarthy, and the ghost leaves with a green swoosh. "Ow, that's gonna leave a mark," McCarthy moans. "The power of Patty compels you!" Jones shouts, and slaps McCarthy again. "Owwww!" McCarthy groans.

Ghostbuster logo. Text Onscreen: "Who you gonna call? Summer."

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The thing I love about this trailer is that it manages, in under three minutes, to highlight each of the four stars' unique comedic talents. We see Leslie Jones' amazing high-volume physical comedy punctuated with grinning swagger; Melissa McCarthy's exquisite goofiness; Kate McKinnon's brilliant dry sardonicism juxtaposed with over-the-top expressions; and Kristen Wiig's inimitable quiet awkwardness. It's terrific.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

Well, it's hard to believe, but Real Person Jim Gilmore suspended his fiery hot presidential campaign earlier this month, and I didn't even hear about it! Sad trombone. Now all that is left of a primary field that once consisted of 17 candidates has dwindled down to a mere five. Five terrible nightmare men.

[Content Note: War on agency] In other presidential news: Ohio Governor "Moderate" John Kasich "on Sunday signed a bill that aims to strip funding from Planned Parenthood in the state." This fucking guy and his whole fucking party.

Meanwhile, Marco Rubio has picked up some awesome endorsements from Tim Pawlenty and Donnie Wahlberg.

Irin Carmon interviews black feminists about the Democratic primary: "'An emphasis on not only black women, but black feminists, is long overdue,' said Lori Adelman, co-executive director of Feministing. 'So often, black women's support is taken for granted.'" YES. Taken for granted, and discussed incessantly as if black women are a monolith with a universal set of needs and opinions.

[CN: Rape culture; sexual violence] I am having a difficult time articulating how incandescently angry and profoundly grief-stricken I am with the court decision that singer Kesha would not be released from her contract with Dr. Luke, whom she reports sexually assaulted and psychologically abused her. This is a decent piece explaining the legal aspects of the case. Taylor Swift has donated $250,000 to her continuing legal battle. I just want to say, at this point, that I believe survivors. I believe Kesha. And to all my fellow survivors: I see you. I believe you.

Ian Millhiser lays out the "Four Paths Obama Could Take with His Supreme Court Nominee." Personally, I am really hoping the President goes for the "Declaration of War" option: "A final strategy the White House could deploy is to choose a nominee that would most highlight the distinctions between the two parties. The most obvious way to do so would be to nominate DC Circuit Judge Nina Pillard to replace Scalia. Pillard is the closest thing America has produced to another Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg. A former Georgetown law professor, litigator in the Solicitor General's office, and attorney with the NAACP Legal Defense Fund, Pillard litigated two of the most important women's rights decisions of the last two decades. She also produced an unapologetically feminist scholarship as a professor. ...Pillard's resume, her sex-positive scholarship, and her open support for women's reproductive freedom will not earn her many friends on the Republican side of the aisle." GOOD. THIS IS THE WAY TO GO.

[CN: Racism; carcerality] In other good (for lack of a better word, because there's nothing good about this situation except that it's ended) news: "A former Black Panther activist who was in solitary confinement for 43 years was freed from a United States prison after years of legal cases trying to prove his innocence. Albert Woodfox was the last one of the 'Angola Three' activists to be freed from jail... In June 2015, a federal judge ordered Woodfox's unconditional release that ceased any other trials that brought up any charges around murdering prison guard Brian Miller. Albert Woodfox managed to overturn his conviction for the crime twice, but Louisiana's attorney general was determined to continue with a third trial. After pleading 'no contest' to two smaller charges, he was released on his 69th birthday. He, later, released a statement. 'Although I was looking forward to proving my innocence at a new trial, concerns about my health and my age have caused me to resolve this case now and obtain my release with this no-contest plea to lesser charges,' Woodfox said in a statement. 'I hope the events of today will bring closure to many.'"

[CN: Water access; violence] Fuck: "More than 10 million people in India's capital are without water despite the army regaining control of its key water source after protests, officials say. Keshav Chandra, head of Delhi's water board, told the BBC it would take 'three to four days' before normal supplies resumed to affected areas. Jat community protesters demanding more government jobs seized the Munak canal, the city's main water source on Friday. Sixteen people have been killed and hundreds hurt in three days of riots. The Munak canal supplies around three-fifths of water to Delhi's 16 million residents. Mr Chandra said that prior warnings meant that people had managed to save water, and tankers had been dispatched to affected areas of the city, but that this would not be enough to make up for the shortfall."

[CN: Bigotry] Get me to a fainting couch: "Women, lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people, and those from ethnic minority backgrounds are suffering under an 'epidemic of invisibility' in Hollywood, according to a damning new report on diversity released days before the 2016 Oscars. Study authors said US film and television production was experiencing an ongoing 'inclusion crisis.' The report by the Media, Diversity, and Social Change Initiative at the University of Southern California's (USC) Annenberg School for Communication and Journalism found that 87% of directors across 414 studied films and television shows were white. About half of these failed to include a single Asian or Asian-American character, and one fifth failed to include a single black character. ...Only a third of speaking characters across the studied films and television shows were female, and only 28.3% were from ethnic minority backgrounds, around 10% less than the relevant figure among the general US population. Older characters were even more likely to be male, with only 25.7% of those over 40 being female. Just 2% of speaking characters identified as LGBT. Among the most damning statistics, only 3.4% of the 109 films released by major studios in 2014 were directed by women, and only two were black women."

On a totally different note: Congratulations to Paul Feig on being awarded the Athena Film Festival's inaugural Leading Man Award, for his commitment to writing great roles for women. And a diversity of women, at that. Ghostbuster Kate McKinnon presented him with the award, saying, in part: "Paul's heartfelt and hilarious films have no political agenda …His true subversion lies in creating female protagonists who are striving for the universal goals of friendship, connectedness, justice, and personal growth. These golden fleeces have always been the sole province of male protagonists. They don't call it an everyman for nothing. By building stories around female protagonists who are striving not for romance but simply to become their best selves, he has permanently changed the game for us all." This is why I love Paul Feig. (Well, that and the fact that he retroactively ruins men's childhoods, giving me a sustainable supply of male tears.) I can't overstate how much it means to me he writes parts for fat women where we aren't tragic or nothing but punchlines.

And finally! I love this so much: "Shelter Dog Photobooth Pics Helps More Pups Find Forever Homes." Awwww. ♥

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