Sophie is: 1. A very naughty little monster who sits on the kitchen counter in defiance of the house rules. 2. The titchiest wee kitty in the world! Look at how tiny she is! She is dwarfed by a six-cup kettle! OMG! Squee!
Very disobedient, though. I will have to punish her with kisses immediately!
A tiny little wedgy head with wee Dorito ears
Atop a stocky neck festooned with many wrinkled tiers
Leading to a barrel chest and then a roundy gut,
Ending in a bushy tail upon a wiggly butt.
—Zelda's Song
Zelly, being a stray acquired from the pound, had a history that was unknown to us—not just in terms of the life she led before our paths crossed, but also regarding her genetic history. She was called a Rottie mix by the shelter, but there was never any rationale for that assignment except her color (which is common in many breeds)—she is only 45 pounds and has none of the traits of a Rottie. The vet said she was probably a Shar Pei mix, which seemed likely given her foldy triangular ears and her abundant neck wrinkles.
Guessing at her mystery history has always been great fun (and people are happy to join in, even when unsolicited; I have been told with certitude many times she is DEFINITELY a Rottie mix, when I have offered I think she's a cross of a Shar Pei and some foxy little herding breed). And if she hadn't likely had, as part of her background, some Shar Pei parentage, that guessing game may have gone on forever.
But. The thing about Shar Peis (and Shar Pei crosses) is that they are prone to what's known as "Shar Pei fever," which recently came knocking on our friend Van's door. He is doing better now, thanks to a very expensive medication, and the love and loyalty of his human family. We have lost other Shar Pei friends to amyloidosis. I suddenly longed to know for reasons other than mere curiosity what Zelda was made of. Was she half Shar Pei? Less would certainly be better.
So, I got a top-of-the-line doggy DNA test. Zelly was decidedly unthrilled about having the insides of her cheeks swabbed, but being the good girl that she is, she reluctantly complied. We sent the swabs off, and three weeks later, we had our results...
Yesterday, after I posted the Suspicious of Broccoli Puppy, Shaker J sent me this video of her pup Ducky, who, having just returned from the groomers last week, and, despite having walked by a mirror many times without showing much interest, suddenly became very curious about the reflection of the clean, well-coiffed little dog with a bow on her head!
Video Description: A little black dog with a bow on her head barks and jumps at her reflection in a long mirror. Runs away, comes back, runs away, comes back. Ferocious! LOL!
Here is a wee video of Zelly being cute when she wanted to go out last Sunday morning. I have described many times her "Jabba the Mutt" strategy of nose-poking to let us know she wants something, and finally managed to record a bit of it.
She is such a good girl. She is the sweetest, most adorable, clever little dog, and I cannot believe how lucky we are that we found her, just sitting at the pound on death row, waiting for us to spring her. I love her to infinitesimal pieces.
Video Description: Zelda stands in front of the couch, between Iain and me, looking at us and wagging her tail. "What do you think?" I ask her. "Zelda, what do you think about it?" (I don't remember what it was we had been talking about, but probably something to do with Full Metal Jousting, which we were watching and being horrified by at the time.) Wag wag wah. "Sht!" says Iain. Wag wag wah. "Tell Daddy to be sht!" I whisper. Zelly cocks her head. Wag wag wah. "Tell him! Say, 'Daddy, be shushed!'" Wag wag wah. Zelly looks at Iain. "Go on and tell him," I tell her. "Tell him, Zelda!" Zelda pokes him with her nose then backs up and looks at me. "I think that fart really spoke a thousand words," Iain says. Wag wag wah. "Did you fart, Zelly?" I ask. "Did you? Are you Lady Fartington? Eh?" She pokes Iain with her nose then backs up. Wag wag wah. "I think Zelda wants to go out; what do you think?" I ask. "No, she's fine," says Iain. Wag wag wah. "Zelda!" I exclaim. "Do you want to go out?" She cocks her head. Wag wag wah. Iain gets up out of his chair and Zelly looks at him excitedly, doing two steps of her excited dance. "OH MY GOD!" says Iain, as he walks for the door. Zelly follows. Wag wag wah. "LIVSY!" exclaims Iain, at Livs, who is offscreen. I laugh. "DUDLEY!" he cries. The video cuts out there, but he went on to say, "DUDLEY YOU'RE A DOG! REPORT FOR DOG BUSINESS!"
Below the fold, a still image of Zelly being cute for those who cannot view video, and Dudley's reaction to the GOP debate last night...
[Content Note: The video below includes footage of Dudley making growly sounds and both Dudley and Zelly baring their teeth at each other. They're just playing, but they are play-fighting, so if dog aggression is triggering or otherwise problematic for you, you should skip this video.]
Mostly, Dudley and Zelda play straight-up chase in the backyard, but sometimes they mix it up by throwing a little Bitey Game into the mix—which makes for loads of tumbling cuteness as Zelly dives and rolls to escape Dudz. My favorite is when she rolls and then pops up right into a play-bow. Megadorbz! I finally managed to record a bit of it.
Dudley and Zelda stand beside each other, wagging their tails. Dudz lunges at Zelly with a fearsome growl (lulz) and Zelly takes off. They run back and forth, Zelly leaping and swerving just out of reach of Dudley's snapping jaws. Dudley goes for her, and she tumbles into a dramatic roll, then lands in a big play-bow, her roundy butt in the air. She leaps at him, and he gives chase. They run around the yard in a wide circle, through winter-naked vines and through the ivy and back into the grass. Zelly rolls; pops up; rears up at Dudley. He growls and they leap around. They come to a sudden stop, each waiting for the other to make a move. Dudley play-bows, and it's back on. Wrassle, tumble, chase! They play-bite at each others' faces. One more lackluster tussle. They pant tiredly. Zelda walks away. Dudz shakes himself off, then begins to dig like a BAD DOG! Fin.
The dogs stare at me. Not just me—Iain, too. They study us intently, watching us walk and watching us eat and watching us cuddling on the couch. As a result of all this concentrated study, the dogs have become such experts in our body language, rhythms, and impulses that they are virtual mind-readers. Both of them know when I am going to give them a little bite of my leftover dinner and are already seated politely in front of me before the thought has even fully formed in my own brain.
"I see you, Two-Legs."
"I've got my eye on you, Two-Legs."
So the other day, when we were out for a walk, and I had some weird inner ear bedlam in my troublesome left ear that caused me to list rightward uncontrollably and fall to my knees in the neighbor's yard, the dogs were ready for it. They circled calmly around me as I slipped into the snow on the verge of unconsciousness, and stood quietly by as I reached for my phone. They watched me pull out my phone, and watched me punch a 9 and a 1 into the keypad, and watched my spine suddenly straighten as the feeling went away as quickly as it had come over me. They watched me as I sat with the snow soaking my jeans, assessing whether I was okay.
"I'm just going to sit here a moment and make sure I'm okay, puppies," I said. They looked back at me stoically. We know.
We were not twenty yards from the front door, at the end of our walk, the place at which they're usually pulling to get back inside because that means TREATS! But they stood, quiet and still, watching me.
I stood up, fine once again. "Okay, puppies: Let's go," I said, but they were already walking. We know.
Last week, Shaker itchbay noted that I don't post a lot of pictures of the dogs and cats together. The truth is, most of the pictures of the cats and dogs together aren't very interesting, because they're just either napping in proximity or begging for food in proximity, lol. They spend the most time together in the evenings, when all five of them have to be crawling all over Iain and me.
This is a good example of the sort of crap picture I usually get that includes both the kittehs and the puppehs:
And while Zelda was lying on me, Dudley was lying on Zelda, Olivia about to lie down next to Dudz, and Sophie sitting on Iain, Matilda was on the arm of the couch immediately beside me:
That's pretty much the scene, in various configurations, every night at Shakes Manor, in the hours after dinner but before bedtime. (Unless we're out, obviously.) Which makes for suuuuuuuuuuuuuper boring photographs, but a very lovely home. At least for us.
Btw, Dudz using Zelly's roundy butt as a pillow is pretty much the cutest thing I've ever seen.
And, really, what is the fun in sitting still long enough to get a non-blurry picture when there are Things To Be Watched From My Perch and brand new birthday toys to chew on?
True Fact: The static electricity in Matilda's fur after a vigorous winter petting session could, if properly harnessed, solve the energy crisis. [cc. Al Gore]
True Fact: Sometimes you can only get peace from a rampaging rambunctious greyhound on top of the water heater in the laundry room.
"That dog's 7 minutes of activity a day is really aggravating."—Olivia.
True Fact: This is a picture of Sophie, thinking about Europe. Where the history comes from!
So, most of the time when Dudley wants to run around the backyard like a wild greyhound type person, Zelly is right there with him. But, occasionally, Zelly doesn't feel like it, and Dudley will engage in all sorts of ridiculous antics to try to get her to join in. Last week, he discovered that if he starts digging, she'll come over to investigate. At which point he takes off like a shot, hoping she'll give chase.
This is pretty amusing, except for the fact that his massive clodhoppers can dig a GINORMOUS hole in about six seconds.
(And it's not that we care so much about the state of the yard aesthetically, but neither of us wants to break an ankle walking across a yard full of holes, especially when snowfall renders them invisible.)
I managed to catch this on video over the weekend. Note, in addition to the hilarity of Dudley's goofballery and my increasingly serious pleas to knock it off with the digging already, how quickly Zelly susses out that I don't want Dudz digging and starts herding him away from his trenches. I don't know what her breed mix is, but there's some kind of amazing intuitive shepherd in there.
Video Description: Dudley runs behind some trees, futzes around for a minute, then bursts out and goes tearing around the yard, Zelda in hot pursuit. When he notices that Zelda has stopped giving chase, he stops and starts madly digging, throwing huge piles of dirt out of the hole with his huge paws. "Dudley, stop digging you stinker!" I tell him. "Dudley! You better stop digging, you little stinker!" He continues to ignore me as I walk toward him, but Zelda runs over and chases him away. He runs from one side of the yard to the other; when he stops at the hole, Zelly chases him away again. He runs to a trench he's started on the other side and begins digging. "Dudley! What are you doing?!" Zelda chases him away. He runs back and forth. He goes back to the first hole, leans in, and starts digging. "Dudley, stop digging!" I say, serious now. "Zelda, go get him!" I walk toward him. "HEY! Hey, Dudley! STOP! You're gonna dig your way all the way to the other side of the earth!" He lies down next to the hole. "All right, you just hang out there," I tell him. "I think we're gonna need a shovel."
For those who can't view video, some still shots of the Bad Boy and the Good Girl...
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