My Fellow Americans

Deep breath.

This is just a terrible and unfortunate reminder that this guy will be your president in two days.

image of Donald Trump in a white suit and bare feet, sitting on the back of a white swan fountain beside a pool

"Here's what I want: A swan, but real angry, and it's a chair but it's also a fountain, so it looks like the swan is barfing while I'm sitting on it. You know, NORMAL STUFF that normal people want for their normal homes!"

What? You don't have an angry swan chair/fountain at your pad? You're so weird.

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