1. Hillary Clinton coughs! Also she is definitely not one of the hardest working and most accomplished women on the planet: She is actually "the Queen of Coasting" who is probably going to totally blow it because of her laziness. Boo! Women, amirite? Maybe she should spend less time writing very personal and inspiring letters to ladies and more time proving to men that she's presidential material. GET IT TOGETHER, HILLARY.

2. Donald Trump doesn't cough! No siree. The only noise you'll hear coming out of his very healthy throat is the sound of ceaseless disgorgements of fetid chunks of obscene bigotry! He tells it like it is and won't be cowed by your PC bullshit, man. He's so contemptuous of your rules that he has spent his entire life breaking them. IT'S CALLED BEING A MAVERICK. Look it up.

3. Our national media is garbage.

4. Tim Kaine continues to be very delightful and also makes good and serious points about how Donald Trump is a terrible candidate. I hope he's never sent or received any emails or started a foundation that has saved millions of lives. Although it probably doesn't matter, because he's a dude.

5. Mike Pence continues to be the absolute fucking worst.

61 more days of this shit.

That about sums it up! Discuss.

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