[Content Note: Nationalism.]
This morning, Donald Trump tweeted that his campaign store is finally open, and I regret to inform you that it is surprisingly disappointing.
No gold toilet lapel pin, no White House miniature with Trump logo, no NOT A LOSER hats. No gold bootstraps. No gold parachutes. No bankruptcy paperwork printed on Trump-branded US flag stationery. What is this shop even for?
Y'all, I literally can't even find one item with CLASSY embroidered on it with gold thread in the Trump presidential merch shop.
All it is is a bunch of crappy t-shirts and hats with "Make America Great Again" printed on 'em. If you want to "Make America Great Again," start with your own merch shop, sir!
I'm beginning to think this Trump character isn't even serious about running for president.