Mitt Romney: Still Terrible

image of Mitt Romney in a tuxedo, throwing his head back and laughing, to which I've added text reading: 'I am SO terrible!'
Some things never change.

King Shit of Entitled Mountain has already decided to run for president for the eleventieth time, and now he's got to figure out why:
In private meetings and phone conversations, Mitt Romney has begun to answer the biggest question looming over his potential entry into the 2016 presidential contest.


...Economic stewardship would still lie at the core of a Romney campaign, as it did in 2012, but he also would seek to turn some past weaknesses into strengths. The candidate — once lampooned for his wealth and caught on video dismissing the 47 percent of voters on government assistance — has been telling supporters he would run on an antipoverty platform.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL oh my aching sides. I don't know what I love more: That this spoiled shitbird is so convinced he's owed the presidency that he considers a reason for running incidental to his campaign, or that he imagines he has a single fucking thing to say worth listening to on the subject of poverty.

What is this $250 million mound of undiluted privilege going to make the centerpiece of his antipoverty platform, I wonder. "Let's all be rich!" Aces.
"If you believe in your heart that this country is going to hell in a hand basket and is worse than ever, you owe it to your country to think about this," one longtime Romney adviser said. "There's a burden there to think this thing through carefully."

"But there needs to be a rationale," the adviser continued. "If we made one mistake — and we made more than one in '12 — it was in not making people understand this is the Turnaround guy."
Oh, I think we got that Mitt Romney is the Turnaround Guy, once we saw him saying with as much integrity as he can muster that he cares about poverty then turn around and tell ha-ha jokes to rich donors about lazy moochers.

Oh, that's not what you meant? Well, I've got 24 hours a day 7 days a week to photoshop shit and post it on social media saying otherwise. Let's go, players.

There's a lot more blah blah fart at the link, but you get the drift. Romney's the worst, and the worst will ride again. Apparently.

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