Mitt 4 Least Worst!

image of Mitt Romney standing at a podium in front of a giant flag, looking agitated, to which I've added text reading: 'I'm GONNA make my announcement just as soon as my gol-darn-diddly flag gets here!'

Mitt Romney will reportedly be speaking to his "senior donors" later today, to tell them that's he's running for president. Of course he will. Because nothing says "man of the people" more than announcing via private call to billionaires that you're running for president.

The reinvention is going great, in other words.

Soon it will be official: Mitt Romney will be running for president and the 2016 primary will be GO. What a great day for us all. WHAT A GREAT DAY FOR AMERICA.

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