Senator Marco Rubio (R-Eallythirsty) is throwing his hat into the clown car:
Sen. Marco Rubio has begun taking concrete steps toward launching a presidential bid, asking his top advisors to prepare for a campaign, signing on a leading Republican fundraiser, and planning extensive travel to early-voting states in the coming weeks, ABC News has learned.Blah blah he's got a fundraising powerhouse in place, he's skipping Senate votes to go beg for money, and he "has also scheduled a book tour that will take him to all the early primary states." Yep, sounds like he's running for President!
"He has told us to proceed as if he is running for president," a senior Rubio advisor tells ABC News.
No word yet on who his burgeoning campaign has hired to be in charge of water bottle placement.
[During the SOTU rebuttal, a dry-mouthed Sen. Rubio awkwardly reaches offscreen for water.]
Good luck with all your presidential ambitions and your hydration, Senator!
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