Get It!

These are two lies that people tell about turtles:

1. That they have no individual personalities. Such a lie. My grandfather had two box turtles named Tommy and Matthew, who came to live with us after he died, and they had very distinct personalities. Also: You can totes tell when a turtle is being petulant and when zie is being a clown. TRUE FACTS.

2. That they are slow. Hell no. Not when they want something. Like a blue truck, for instance.

Video Description: A turtle chases a remote-controlled blue truck across a hard floor floor in a residence, its wee legs moving quickly to catch up. It is very cute.

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