Important Breaking Bad News

[Spoilers and content note for violence for links in post. There are no show spoilers in the actual post.]

I know we're all still trying to recover emotionally from last week's episode of Breaking Bad, and some of us—I'M NOT SAYING WHO MELISSA MCEWAN AND JESSICA LUTHER—are processing the lingering !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by reading ALL THE THINGS about the episode, like this thing and this thing and this thing and that thing and that other thing and this thing over here and listening to this, so before I share this Important News, here is a terrific picture of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul smiling and hugging each other, to remind us that, in real life, they love each other so much:

image of actors Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul hugging each other with their heads snuggled together at the last season premiere of Breaking Bad

Now for the news: The first thing is that Peter Gould, who is a writer on the show, tweeted that the final episode will be 75 minutes long. !!! Oh Maude. I can barely handle 60 minutes. So get ready for an additional fifteen minutes! Which are probably not going to be of Flynn cuddling Holly and looking adorable while singing something sweet to her. I BET. But maybe! Probably not, though. It's more likely to be an additional fifteen minutes of material so intense you have to remind yourself to breathe.

The second thing is that Aaron Paul was on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night, and he said that the final two episodes are "so much messier" (I think he might have said "so much more messier," if we're being exact) than the last episode. WHAT?! MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT!

So basically what I'm telling you is imagine the last episode, only MORE SO, and for seventy-five minutes. Let us all pray to our lord and savior Jesus Jones that we survive.

Here is another picture of Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul smiling and hugging each other. You're welcome.

image of actors Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul standing in front of the RV and hugging each other at the last season premiere of Breaking Bad

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