Santorum | Paperclip 2016

image of Rick Santorum standing in front a flag with a smug look on his face, to which I have added text reading: 'I see the future and it looks like SANTORUM!'

On Meet the Press this weekend, Rick Santorum said, "I'm open to looking into a presidential race in 2016." Which isn't really news, because, as we know, his carefully selected cadre of impartial advisers has recommended that he definitely run for president again. And when the Santorum Brain Trust recommends a course of action, you take it. If you're Rick Santorum.

So anyway. Rick Santorum will probably run for president again. Which will be fun for all of us who like to watch him lose. It's just too bad that comes at the cost of a terrible person saying terrible things on a national platform for months on end. But as long as Republicans insist on running, I will mock the shit out of them! Because they are terrible and their political ideology is a garbage nightmare!

"Here I come!"—Rick Santorum.

"Me too!"—Me.

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