The Parks and Rec Open Thread

"Time after time!"
(Spoilers are getting bailed out herein.)

Parks and Rec is back! And it's TOO BIG TO NAIL! And these vegetables won't be necessary. Lights, Camera, Perd! Hi, Jason Schwartzman! Jerry's awesome pep talk! And capitalism wins? Boo. But Ann and Chris are having a baby! Yay! And April is totes gonna be a vet! I credit Champion for this amazing development! GOOD DOG! Other things!

"These kids are renting my old clothes like they're going out of style. Which they never will."

"She's my sister! My twin sister from the same mister! Thank you so much for hiring Mona Lisa. It means so much to me—even though honestly she is THE WOOOOOOOORST! She is the worst person in the world."

"I'm watching Iron Man 2 on my phone right now."

"Ann Perkins asked me if I would like to donate sperm, so she can have a baby. It's a battle—between my primal desire to bring a child into this world, and my paralyzing fear of negatively affecting any living thing."

"I heard sack of flour and high school. Are you ding-dongs making fake drugs for sophomores? Because, if true, THIS GUY wants in!"

"I know this is gonna hurt, but maybe some Michael Bay."

"Ron, what are you doing at a City Council meeting? Are you lost? Are you hurt?"

"I, for one, refuse to let her turn this town into a socialist hellscape."

"I'm kinda just fracking for friendship."

"Uh, you can just buy tools online."

"Wilson Gromling, of the Liberty or Die Party. These government handouts are deplorable! You're just handing out blank checks! I was on food stamps! I was on welfare! And nobody ever helped me!"

"You have made us porn peddlers!"

"Everyone knows this song. It's amazing."

"I guess your uter-you and my uter-me are now a uterUS!"

And finally: Donna's face when Leslie announces the film they'll be watching at the inaugural community film night is The Sound of Music...


HA HA HA! Retta! So amazing.

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