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Here are the Top Five Things I Bet You Didn't Know about Deeky W. Gashlycrumb:

1. He loves puns. Like, loooooooooves them. If you ever have the opportunity to make a pun for his enjoyment, you should definitely do it.

2. He will only eat food prepared from a Guy Fieri cookbook or at a Guy Fieri restaurant. His dream is to eat a plate of Red-Hot Blazin' Chicken Dingers with a side of Kickass Cheese-n-Cheese Slaw personally prepared by Guy Fieri.

3. He has a commissioned portrait of Larry the Cable Guy hanging over his bed.

4. His safe word is "Guttenberg."

5. His favorite actor is John Travolta, and his favorite John Travolta film is Michael. This is his favorite scene:

Video Description: John Travolta, playing the archangel Michael, hits a jukebox in a bar to make "Chain of Fools" play, then does a terrific choreographed dance with some ladies.


I made this collage and emailed it to Deeky late last night, so it would be waiting to greet him in the morning:

collage of Guy Fieri, Larry the Cable Guy, Steve Guttenberg, and John Travolta

He was very appreciative, and sent me a thank-you email which read: "Dear Liss: You are so thoughtful, and you know me so well! I am lucky to have a friend like you. All My Love, Deeks."

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