In The News

[Content note: homophobia, gun violence]

Monday Mornings:

The City of Los Angeles has put up $1 million in reward money for helping to catching Christopher Jordan Dorner.

A doctor has designed an app to predict the size of a man's erect penis. It's called the Predicktor, obviously.

Superman hates fags: DC Comics is hiring noted homophobe Orson Scott Card to write a new Superman series. (FYI.)

Ohio Mayor Mary McAngus resigns after repeatedly calling gay police officer "queer". Buh bye!

Mike Piazza, New York catcher, is definitely not gay.

I found a homemade anti-gay Chick tract the other day. Sadly, there were no drawings.

A prisoner who tried to smuggle a phone into jail by hiding it in his rectum was betrayed when his butt started ringing. Should've put it on vibrate.

Arctic expert predicts the final collapse of sea ice within four years. We're done for.

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