[Content note: gender, sexuality, and religious discrimination]
The Pope now has a Twitter account.
I can't wait to see what he and Timothy Dolan will have to say to each other!
@pontifex gays suck
@CardinalDolan liberals suck
@pontifex protestants suck
@CardinalDolan not the southern baptists... we're tight.
@pontifex but feminists suck
@pontifex actually all teh ladeez suck
@CardinalDolan totes. wait, not u nuns! we love u.
@CardinalDolan (psych! actually totes u nuns too, lol!)
@pontifex pax vobiscum, ladeeeez!
Feel free to compose your own tweets to @pontifex in the comments below.