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[Content note: gender, sexuality, and religious discrimination]

The Pope now has a Twitter account.

I can't wait to see what he and Timothy Dolan will have to say to each other!

@pontifex gays suck

@CardinalDolan liberals suck

@pontifex protestants suck

@CardinalDolan not the southern baptists... we're tight.

@pontifex ...k

@pontifex but feminists suck

@pontifex actually all teh ladeez suck

@CardinalDolan totes. wait, not u nuns! we love u.

@CardinalDolan (psych! actually totes u nuns too, lol!)

@pontifex pax vobiscum, ladeeeez!

Feel free to compose your own tweets to @pontifex in the comments below.

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