[Content note: homophobia, suicide]
News: From Space!:
Astronomers have found a planet 13 times more massive than Jupiter. Fuck yeah, astronomy!
New guidelines from the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force recommend all Americans ages 15 to 64 get routine screenings for HIV. Note, testing will now be covered by Obamacare.
Franklin Graham (the fruit of Billy Graham's loins) believes that Americans turned their backs on God recently when they re-elected a Christian president to a second term. Okay.
Hey, Mister DJ!
Breaking: FBI agents are currently inside the Detroit Public Library executing a search warrant.
Jon Gnarr, the mayor of Reykjavík, says homophobes are assholes. Heh.
The Syracuse Common Council has passed a local law extending civil rights to all people regardless of gender expression.
The Rolling Stones Official App. I guess so?
2012 will be the worst year for military suicides since tracking began in 2001.
Hail Satan! LOL!