Welp, the "Impeach Obama" robocalls have begun.
A man picks up the phone and says, "Hello?" and then the following recorded messages begins...Nine! Nine! Nine!
This is an urgent update from the Conservative Majority Fund. If the thought of Obama's next four years makes you cringe, you need to hear this! We just learned that Obama's immediate plans are to close Guantanamo, give full amnesty to illegal aliens, and give the United Nations the authority to tax Americans. And this is just in the short-term!
Our only recourse now is to move forward with the full impeachment of President Obama. We suspect that Obama is guilty of high crimes and misdemeanors and that there may be grounds for impeachment as is laid out in the Constitution. Further, he may not even be a US citizen—because nobody, I mean no one, has seen an actual physical copy of his birth certificate! Impeachment is our only option. And Republicans are already considering Obama investigations.
As the nation's most effective conservative group, we are launching the official Impeach Obama campaign. So please, press one now to donate to Impeach Obama! For your generous support, we'll send you a a free "Don't Tread on Me" flag as a way of saying thank you for your support.
Again, press one to donate to Impeach Obama now, or press nine to be removed.