You want to see Europa now.
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Video Description: Techno-y music. Thumping. Big metal thing in outer space. Not as big as the Death Star, but bigger than Space Jump pod. It rotates. It has solar panels. There are two people in it. They wear grey suits. Planet. Pod to planet. Thumping. The pod opens. Arm. A lady astronaut smiles. Planet. Thumping. A dude astronaut grimaces? Planet. Astronaut. Skipping video. FOUND FOOTAGE? FUCK YOU! NO MORE FOUND FOOTAGE MOVIES! THIS LOOKED COOL BUT IT'S JUST THE BLAIR ALIEN PROJECT! GO TO HELL!