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Exclusive: Hillary Clinton would dominate 2016 Iowa caucuses, Public Policy Polling shows.

The 2016 Iowa caucuses? Are you fucking kidding me? YOU HAVE TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. The election was November 6! It is November 9! IT IS NOVEMBER 9! It is November 9 in the year of our lord Jesus Jones two thousand and twelve! And you're already talking about the 2016 Iowa caucuses?!

[Video Description: Darth Vader yelling NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!]

Sob. *collapse*


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