The Parks and Rec Open Thread

image of Tom (Aziz Ansari) sitting at his desk next to his computer monitor, which has been covered by a sign reading: 'Do Not Use' followed y a frowny-face

Well, this was the week that Parks and Recreation finally won me over with the Ben and April in DC storyline. Yay! I still wish they were just back in Pawnee already, but the DC arc this week was great. Tom in digital exile! Loose-ly Grope! Leslie breaks the abstinence-only rules and OMG PINS HER OFFICIAL CENSURE TO HER BLAZER USING HER FLAG PIN! And other great stuff!

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "You were texting at the time of the accident, correct?" "How dare you, sir. I was tweeting."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "It's amazing what a few old guys can do with a little bit of charm and a lot of crabs."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "I really wish you could click those."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "And I am April Blart, mall cop." (OMG THAT MADE ME LAUGH FOREVERRRRR.)

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "What's bookmarks?" "God, Jerry! You don't deserve the internet!"

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "Marsha and Marshall Langman are the town's morality watchdogs. Marsha is motivated, calculating, and hyper-vigilant. And her husband Marshall is…vivacious."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "It's not my favorite shirt…but it is my least favorite shirt."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "Girl, you look like Annie Oakley and Pippi Longstocking had a baby and I LOVE IT!"

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "It made me happy I voted for you as my City Council Member." (Aaaaaaaand there's the requisite weekly ParksnRec blub.)

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "I'm gonna drink like a thousand Red Bulls, so I can draft a new bill to undo abstinence-only."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "Let's go eat some batteries I MEAN HUMAN FOOD."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point This:

image of Donna rolling her eyes while Andy laughs in horror at the idea of old people having sex

I loved all the sexually active old folks! Especially the sexually empowered old lady who sometimes has more than one partner at a time! You go, you feisty Hoosier broad!

Discuss.

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