The Parks and Rec Open Thread

image of Andy (Chris Pratt) wearing a fairy princess tiara and making a knowing face

I don't know if this episode actually had a slow start, or if it was just residual grump from last week, or a little of both, but mid-way through this episode, I felt like we were back on track. (With the exception of the Ben and April DC storyline, which continues to NOT WORK for me.) Anyway! Here are some things I enjoyed!

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "DDS doesn't stand for dumb-dumb-stupid!"

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "When the Ann's away, the mice get perms."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "The bill is dead, the porpoises are doomed, and democracy is over!"

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "I'm a princess!" "I'm a mermaid!" "I'm the Director of Parks and Recreation. I'm here to fix that hole."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "I'm not eating a racist's salad!"

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "Mmm…I can taste the ignorance." "It's pronounced anchovies."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point LUCY LAWLESS!!!

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "That large boy is my colleague."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "He shoots down a very helpful bill because he doesn't get to poop wherever he wants?! No!"

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "Or does it require…two princesses?"

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "My whole life is a giant mess, and I love it!"

Ron Swanson head bullet-point "I'm a middle-school vice-principal—I don't screw around. Does that freak you out?" "No, to the contrary."

Ron Swanson head bullet-point Of course 911 got rerouted to Jerry's phone. OF COURSE.

Discuss.
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