"What do women want? The conventional biological wisdom is that men select mates for fertility, while women select for status—thus the commonness of younger women's pairing with well-established older men but the rarity of the converse. ... From an evolutionary point of view, Mitt Romney should get 100 percent of the female vote. All of it."—Kevin D. Williamson, who is not writing for The Onion, but instead one of the premiere outlets of conservative thought [sic], The National Review.
The entire piece, "Like a Boss," is truly a thing to behold. In the way that, say, the Montauk Monster was a thing to behold—curiously, skeptically, and from a distance, so as not to get a whiff of rot.
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