Today in Mitt Romey Blah Blah Fart

image of Mitt Romney sitting in front of a huge sign reading 'Build It!'

Insert ALL the robot jokes here. Jokes that I would never make because obviously Mitt Romney is a very warm and super empathic human man person with a totally normal gold-plated moon mansion with a ruby-encrusted car elevator and a boathouse made from the shavings of unicorn hooves.

In election news today, Mitt Romney is terrible! He is sooooo terrible! Only a very terrible person would say that the first African-American President of the United States has a philosophy that is "foreign to the American experience" and try to pretend like that isn't some straight-up racist bullshit. Mitt Romney, you are THE WORST.

Luckily, he has conservative superPACs to buy the election for him! And they do not consider his being totes terrible a bug, but a feature! HOW LUCKY FOR HIM.

In other news, President Obama is fighting back against Team Romney's mendacity. Good. Because this:
If you were successful, somebody along the line gave you some help. … Somebody helped to create this unbelievable American system that we have that allowed you to thrive. Somebody invested in roads and bridges. If you've got a business—you didn't build that. Somebody else made that happen.
—is a true and eminently reasonable thing to say.

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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