Generally Dreadful

image of Mitt Romney standing in front of a giant flag, to which I have added a dialogue bubble reading: 'Now I want the giant flag I requested and I want it right flippin' now!'

This Guy: Once More With Feeling: It's Not 1980. Obama will either win or lose the election, and he is definitely not Jimmy Carter! You can take that to the bank. But not Ron Paul's bank, which only accepts gold.

That Guy: The Romney Campaign's Surreal Arguments about the Economy. You know, I'm beginning to think that Mitt Romney is less than truthful and running a less than honest campaign. It's almost like he's a TERRIBLE PERSON and a TERRIBLE CANDIDATE! But obviously the Republican Party, which is no doi (French) the party of moral values, would never nominate someone who was a comprehensive dirtbag, WOULD THEY?!

Poll! Obama, Romney Deadlocked in Three Key States. Breaking News: Obama and Romney deadlocked in stupidly divided nation. We can only hope this election goes to the Supreme Court, which worked out PERFECTLY the last time.

In veepstakes news, John "Trillion Dollar Stack of Money" Thune is reportedly on Romney's shortlist. Which makes sense, considering that John Thune is a hateful jackass.

In other news, Buddy "Who?" Roemer has dropped out of the presidential race. We're all heartbroken, I'm sure.

Finally! In very serious news, there are GOP-led voter suppression efforts underway in states all across the nation. Here is what that looks like in Florida. I strongly encourage you to add The Brad Blog to your daily reading, if it's not already there, to keep abreast of voter suppression efforts and other electoral shenanigans.

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