"My family and I took a view and we're sticking by it. My girls are no longer Girl Scouts. They're now going to join American Heritage Girls."—Indiana State Representative and Professor of Smartology at Genius University Bob Morris (R-Ancid), doubling down on, and refusing to apologize for, his contention that the Girl Scouts is a 'radicalized organization' that promotes abortion and homosexuality.
I love how, in 24 hours, it went from his view to the view of his entire family, despite the fact that he came to his conclusion by doing "a small amount of web-based research," not by, y'know, actually speaking to "his girls" who are, or were, actually Girl Scouts.
Interesting, that. By which I mean: Totally predictable.
Btw, the American Heritage Girls is, in case you hadn't guessed, "an alternative group for young girls run by conservative Christians."