Happy Birthday or Whatever

Posted by Butch Pornstache at Friday, November 18, 2011
So, I heard today is scatx's birthday, and even though she's one of your typical women's studies feminoids, she and I have one pretty important thing in common: Our undiluted red-white-and-blue patriot-love for Great American Hero Ron Swanson, star of the NBC documentary series Parks and Recreation, which is about some super-earnest ladynerd in Indiana (not Liss).

Any friend of Ron Swanson's is a friend of mine, man. So in honor of scatx's birthday, but mostly in honor of Ron Swanson and the greatest goddamn mustache that has ever lived atop a lip, here are my five favorite Ron Swanson gifs. Enjoy!

Number One: Infinite Swanson

neverending Ron Swanson, as the top of Ron's hair becomes his mustache to infinity


Number Two: Tiny Hat Dancing

gif of Ron Swanson drunkenly dancing in a tiny hat

Number Three: Traveling Man

gif of Ron Swanson dancing across a room while wearing a Bobby Knight basketball coaching shirt and making the 'traveling' sign

Number Four: Pop Goes the Swanson

gif of Ron Swanson popping a balloon held by a person in a horse costume

Number Five: Puppy Love

gif of Ron Swanson getting his mustache licked by a puppy

BONUS SWANSON!
(You didn't think he could be contained by your RULES, did you?!)

an image of the many faces of Ron Swanson, in which all the expressions are virtually the same, with the last panel being a reprise of the drunken tiny-hat dancing
[Via The Flying Scotsman.]

Happy Birthday, scatx. Now stop looking at pictures of Ron Swanson's glorious mustache like some kind of pervert and go eat a steak and wash it down with some whiskey, woman. Go on—git!
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